Wine and Chocolate just doesn’t cut it….here is the only way Valentines can make sense

Yes, I said it. Wine and chocolate just doesn’t cut it.

And if you are a chick out there who settles for that….I think it’s about time you got a lesson or two about standards.

I mean every man can get you chocolates and flowers….how much are flowers anyway, 200 bob? And not even that, he even doesn’t even have to lift a finger for that- he can even do that while chilling at the clande’s. All he has to do is whip out his phone, scroll through Facebook and get a vendor to deliver them at your office…for free if your office is within Nairobi.

Now where is the work there? If you ask me, a man needs to put in work to deserve your affection-he needs to understand your value. Aren’t you gorgeous? Don’t you eat right and put in work at the gym every single day? Don’t you think you deserve a better thought out romantic valentines’ gift? And hey, thought out doesn’t exactly mean expensive.

It could just be something special, like a love note which brings out all the special qualities he sees in you…or it can be a foot rub or a massage garnished with a good home cooked meal…and not spaghetti and mince meat…a proper meal.

And if he’s really willing to go that extra mile, then he should go ahead and create a playlist on Tecno’s boom player which perfectly expresses and professes what exactly he feels inside. If he adds Don’t know your name by Kid Ink and Chris Brown, then you’ll definitely know where you stand in his life.

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And here’s the deal, there is an opportunity t share this playlist with the whole world and let them know you are his and he cherishes you…isn’t that what women leave for? Plus you know he can only afford some kuku at Sanford and you would want to go to Kempinski or About Thyme for a change so this is a perfect opportunity for that and you don’t even have to make feel like less of a man.

All he has to do is follow this simple instructions and you are on your way to a perfect valentine…actually not valentines but a perfect expression of love as this offer extends all the way to the 26th of February.

And how does he enroll you might be tempted to ask? By following these easy steps.

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With a chance to win these remarkable prizes:

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So there you go….a perfect love story.

About this writer:

Irari Ngugi

Lover of life, lover of big boobs and certified celebrity squasher. Catch me if you can on facebook as Irari Ngugi