WARNING: Fake Septuka Tickets On Sale. CAVEAT EMPTOR

It has come to my attention that there are fake, fraudulent, fallacious tickets being sold by flimflam fraudster confidence-men in downtown Nairobi (where else?) and some potential Sepetuka fans are falling prey to these men who prey on greed and a hunger for getting free or cheap commodities.

And I as Uncle Chim Tuna have to warn you against buying these fake tickets. Attention was called to the problem thanks to Twitter and a rather attentive tweep who has decided to warn Kenyans so as to avoid any embarrassing situations and feelings of resentment.

Do not buy any tickets when you see a sign such as this:

Do not buy these tickets. The only place you can get any advance tickets is from ticketsasa.com or by following the link embedded in this sentence -just click the link.

And whenever you come across these shhh*defecate* shenanigans, let the good people on twitter know so that we can avoid a scenario in which people fall prey to these conmen. Please remember that these advance tickets are forgeries.

The only place you can get advance tickets is off ticketsasa.com and just to make it easier for you, here is the link. Do not be fooled.

The only other place you can get a ticket is from the gate on the night of the event.