Hon. Abiriga Admits To Peeing By The Roadside

There is a rule in the gang. “Never wear bright clothes unless you want to be caught”.  Recently, photos of one man have been circulating all over social media, because he was caught. I conclude that he was caught because of the bright colors he was wearing.

Honorable Ibrahim Abiriga is one famous Member of Parliament because of his love for yellow, the color of the party that he represents. The MP is from the NRM party, and his life is colorfully painted with yellow. We all know that Hon. Abiriga has a yellow car, yellow shoes, yellow stockings, yellow shirt, yellow necktie, yellow bedsheets, yellow chairs and we almost got a chance to prove whether his underwear was yellow too, when the Arua Municipality representative stopped to have  a leak by the roadside.

Hon. Ibrahim Abiriga was snapped while taking a pee next to Ministry of Finance. This sparked numerous debates about whether that was him in the photos or another person. Today, the honorable admitted to have been the one. I don’t think he could have been able to deny in the presence of such evidence.

According to the daily monitor, Abiriga said; “I was badly off. Should I have kept urine on myself? What is the problem with that?” during an interview today in front of Parliament.

Many people are disturbed about whether this type of behavior is appropriate for a Member of Parliament and a district representative. However, we leave this debate to you. On the other hand, people have formed all sorts of comedy from it, with some calling it the Abiriga irrigation scheme, others the M-Pee, some Abiriga-tion and many more.