Tujuane Chic Thrown Under the Bus Ruthlessly!
Two days after featuring on Tujuane, Eda Atieno a.k.a Beijing is still being roasted by the remorseless Kenyans on the blogosphere. The latest to lash out at the chic is well-known Kenyan artiste living in the diaspora, K-Nel.
Here’s what he had to say;
What’s up Mrs Beijing, aka Mrs I don’t date many Africans aka Mrs Farmers Choice? Let me begin by stating that when I saw Edah was rocking sandals (nginyira in Kyuk) at the intro, I was already thinking of switching off the episode. Edah’s wardrobe malfunction needs prayers. What saved her were the earings. The rest was straight garbage. You are attending a date Edah, not a marathon race! The attitude Edah put on the moment she took that seat (after Ricky pulled the chair for her), directly switched my penis off. I said it! That arrogant face she dressed even before the date kicked off, wuiiiiiiii no wayyyyyyy! That face made Edah just look ugly for the rest of the date and centuries to come. Let me get to the Quotes that made me hang my laptop with a rope on the ceiling out of anger and watch the episode in a converted position:
1; I don’t date many Africans; Wuiiiiiii!! Edah, so you prefer not to date African men but instead deal with Beijing Homo Sapiens? Now I understand why we have chinese dudes all over Kenya probably searching for your ratchet ass and secondary, you confessed your love for small dicks on public television and for that one you get a K-Nel round of applause. I swear am not racist, save your comments on my penis subliminal shot. Sister Edah, get an African man who when he comes home screams out loud
“Am home baby. I swear baby if I pull out my dick the whole room will get dark” #BernieMacVoice. I am in the Diaspora for years and you better ask the African sisters out here about a foreign man. I can write an encyclopedia about it. An African man can love, treat a woman with dignity and respect and yes….fuck her good too. Can I get an amen?
2; What was that fake accent all about Edah? You reminded me of guys who go to India for 2 weeks, then return to Kenya with an “American Accent”. WTF? Learn how to talk Edah! Shit put me off. That fakeness, acting like you can’t speak swahili since you were in Beijing for 4 years. Ninjaress please? Who are you fooling? You made a fool out of yourself again on public television.
3; “Can you afford me?”: When Edah dropped that question, I was drinking coffee and dropped my cup. What? Afford you? My reply would have been like straight
“kwani unatoka pesa ngapi? Kama wewe ni shamba au gari? wika bei basi.” (I won’t translate this in english so that Edah don’t get the message). Afford you Edah? Are you serious? I need to sex you up “back to your senses.”. Next……
4; “I love sausages”: Now that made me press “replay” few times and did you watch the way Edah was biting that sausage? Oh Lorddd? There are 2 versions of my story here; 1: She hasn’t eaten for days and therefore was too hungry or 2: She hasn’t eaten a dick for a decade and is undergoing sexual depression. Am I getting too legit? Play that scene and be the judge. I literally was waiting for Ricky to stand up, open up his zipper and tell Edah…….“Now that you have finished eating that sausage, I brought one too. Endelea kazi.”
Her final decision of not picking up Ricky I completely understand. Few things she aired out was nothing but the gospel truth and those are facts about the modern woman. I give her credit for that real talk that even us man need to take a pen and a pad and jot facts down. I know Edah is the new “Enemy of state” based on comments on social network. Reminded me of Suzzy aka Miss Diva. Well, I have shared my 2 cents to the saga. Agree to disagree, trust me am goooooooddddd. As I sign off, here is a present for Edah for her memorable role on Tujuane.
