Top 5 Mediocre Journalists. Lillian Muli Listed Among Kenya’s Most Mediocre Journalists. See The Full List Here (Photos)
Monetary reward is in store for the newsman/women who will emerge as the winner of the bush-league in a poll that’s currently being conducted by twitter bigwig!
Cyprian Nyakundi started firing salvos at journalists last Friday evening when he asked KOT to nominate members of the fourth estate who were not of the highest quality or sophistication in their lucrative profession.
Nyakundi finally shortlisted candidates for his poll, which journalist will be crowned the MOST mediocre in Kenya?
Before you see the list, the twitter bigwig has promised to pay the winner Kes 20,000; not bad as pocket change.
The list below was prepared by Nyakundi and he explains why he thinks the mentioned persons have subpar performance in their profession. (Words written are Nyakundi’s)
– Maina Kageni
For promoting prostitution and immorality on his morning show co-hosted with comedian Daniel “Churchill” Ndambuki. The duo also promote suspicious land sales meant to trigger panic-buying at inflated prices. Enough said.
– Lillian Muli
After her break-up with the husband Kanene, despite an opulent wedding in the lush lawns of Windsor Golf & Country Club which nearly ran the ex-husband broke, this Daystar University alumni went wild on television using the space in the Citizen studio set as a catwalk, serving ass instead of news. Don’t forget that all this was happening during prime-time in Citizen’s desperate attempt to use sex-appeal for attracting and retaining audiences.
– Larry Madowo
Like Lillian Muli, Larry Madowo is an alumni of Daystar University whose school of journalism needs to be investigated with a view to either overhauling it, or shutting it down in its entirety if it is the pinnacle of journalism studies in Kenya. Madowo’s list is long, from hosting conmen like Hesh de Silva to commercial sex workers like Vera Sidika and Huddah Monroe.
– Njoki Chege
The impunious Njoki Chege shot to fame after her vicious attacks on bachelors that owned Subaru vehicles, throwing jabs at what she dismissed as their mediocre lifestyles. Rumor has it that she is a concubine to a senior NMG editor Mutuma Mathiu. She has come under fire for disrespecting women and portraying young men as strugglers in this skewed environment of patronage and connections. Her messaging has been accused of reinforcing stereotypes and propagating cross-generational sexual intercourse between old men and young girls.
– Oliver Mathenge
The writer of the Star has come under fire for his percieved closeness with the Jubilee regime. He is accused of using his platform and twitter handle to drive the Jubilee agenda. Recently he was the only journalist to release RTGS documents as regards to Eurobond, which were later discovered to be forged and back-dated. Coincidentally Njoki Chege had once upon a time allocated an entire article towards his disgraceful habits including posts about every activity in his life.
We know that the bulk of Kenyan journalists are mediocre but these five bear ultimate responsibility and we hope you can spare just a little time from your schedule to vote.
Go to Nyakundi’s twitter handle if you wish to vote!
