This Is Why The Nairobi Senator, Mike Sonko Is Trending On Social Media!

We can probably assume that his page has been hacked, but on the other hand it is a verified account, do those get hacked? 

 Now, we all know that the Nairobi senator is a man of the people, characteristic men of the people have a funny bone and the senator just bared his. 

In an update on his Facebook, the senator gives a guideline of proving to someone who disrespected you that you are indeed, mature. 

The plan, ladies and gentlemen as you will read from the below update includes binge eating and pooping at your neighbors front porch! Well?

“Ukikosea jirani yako halafu akwambie wacha utoto, hata usibishane… We jinyamazie na ukunywe chai yako uende job.Lunch ikifika we enda kwa hotelItisha githeri ya 200 na avocado mbili.Kunywa maji poa na urudi job..Jioni ukitoka job nunua mahindi choma ya 50 upake pilipili vipoa na uhakikishe umeikula yote.Ukifika home pika ugali ya kusiaga na sukuma na avocado usahau. Ikiiva toa nguo uishugulikie fit. Ukimaliza we kunywa maji na ulale..And incase of uhisi kwenda haja kubwa usiku.. We shuka tu polepole, we enda kwa ule mlango wa jirani ufanye mambo…Kesho asubuhi utasikia wakisema hii niya mtu mzima.. Hapo utajua we ni mtu mzima.”