This Extremely Hot American Dude Is Coming To Kenya. On A Charity Mission. And Now All The Ladies Have Gone Wild And Wet (Photos)

It’s customary for Kenyans girls to freak out whenever some freakishly hot male celebrity is in town. Or is about to be in town. Knowing our girls,sometimes he doesn’t even have to be hot. He just has to be foreign. And male. And they’ll lose their marbles.

Last week,some American celebrity (assuming he’s one) whom I’d never heard of before-or seen-made some announcement that served as the harbinger for a lot of Facebook insanity among randy Kenyan girls.

His name is Brock O’Hurn,referred to as an Instagram Celebrity by Daily Mail. It’s not clear what else he does for fame besides tying up his hair in an enticing bun,going shirtless and pouting for the camera for his legions of fired up female followers on Instagram.

His frenzied Instagram account commands a staggering 1.9m followers and all of thus for a man who cannot be classified as a traditional Celebrity although he regularly claims – like anyone else who lives in LA- that he is a model and has actually posed for GQ in the past.

But O’Hurn isn’t “just a guy”. He’s a 6’7” hulking mass of man with a beard and flowing golden-brown hair that’s regal enough to put Tarzan- at his finest- to shame.

And he prefers to stay shirtless. Aloooot.

Besides modeling and a few acting gigs,staying shirtless and parading his fabulous mane for the World to see and gawk at,O’Hurn is also a jeweler. And actually that’s why he’s in Kenya. To,wait for it,teach ‘locals how to make jewelry and to earn living from it’.

At least that’s the announcement that he fatuously made on Facebook. That he’s coming to Kenya to teach Kenyans how to make jewelry and how get started in the world of embroidery.

A chunk of Kenyans were livid and quickly told him off telling him that Kenya Is an African country that,like all Africa Countries,has been making amazing jewelry and embroidery for thousands of years. Go ask the Samburu. They’ll teach you a thing or two on crafting beads for beauty.

And among other not-so-hot things on his itinerary,were plans to keep our Elephants safe by introducing some collar laces fro them to track their movements and blah blah blah.

But that’s not where the drama was. The drama lay solely in the man’s incredibly hot looks. looks.

Making the announcement on his Facebook,Brock O’Hurn accompanied the news with a very disturbing photo of his flawless self – a photo of him,in black and white,seductively staring into the camera,his legendary locks falling over his massive,chiseled shoulders and his beguiling eyes piercing into your soul,regal and grand,like a scene straight out of a classic Hollywood production.

Girls went gaga. Women lost their manners. Ladies went wild. America’s hottest male,with the hottest body God ever sculptured on a man,was coming to Kenya.

There was an immediate pandemonium. Girls thronged his page to welcome him to Kenya. And others made clear their unabashed thirst over him,inviting him to be with them the moment he came to Kenya and offering him anything (and I mean anything) he could ever wish for.

One particular lady who made her sexual attraction to the man brazenly known to the public was one Wandia Wadear, a fairly popular Kenyan on Facebook who took the man’s photo and publicly announced her unbridled attraction to him to her thousands of amused followers.

Lucy Kawira,a gorgeous fashonista would be next in line….Legs asunder,proudly welcoming the ravishing Instagram star home.

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Even male celebrities joined the fray. Gospel celebrities for that matter. We are talking Kris Eh Baba.

Everyone went wild. Kenyan girls had,clearly,never welcomed a man of such immaculate beauty to their land. And they were not going to waste an opportunity to make his maiden arrival as grand -and as feverishly messy – as possible.

Quickly,his charity message and mission was lost in the barrage of sexually-tinged comments that deluged his page.

But Brock O’Hurn remains unperturbed. He obviously has had to live with such torrential admiration all of his Instagram life. Because, let’s face it,he lives in Los Angeles. F**kin Los Angeles where you meet a star-struck sexual freak every three seconds.

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For all his attractiveness,and impeccable looks,O’Hurn has been featured and profiled by some of the World’s biggest publications including BuzzFeed and Daily Mail.

He has also been on the Steve Harvey show. And it is said that girls who attended that particular day’s recording have never dried up from the massive wetness he occasioned with his princely presence.

Even in California,where he loves to vacuously walk around shirtless,his giant hair blowing in the wind,women flock around him just to frantically feel his muscles and to run their hands through his hair.

And as he comes to Kenya,ostensibly to teach locals how to make jewelry,I wish to remind the poor Kenyan girls that O’Hurn is still 6’7″, 250 pounds, tan, muscular, blue-eyed, with a light-brown, tousled mane that, when not grazing his often shirtless chest, sits in a perfectly messy topknot.

I’m not sure any girl can handle all that graciousness around her. But we hope they try.

But as for now,it seems like the girls turn to have their own ‘Eritrea Moment’ after male Kenyans had a crazy phase of insane attraction over girls in Eritrea. Even planning to move there.

You can have O’Hurn all you want girls. Your day has come. For sure.

(Find More Hot Photos Of The Incredible Hunk Next Page)


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And incase you want to keep up with the man,to see more of his half nudity,gaze at endless photos of his chest,keep up with his fabulousness and just generally knock your helpless self out with an unending torrent of his awesomeness and incredible sexiness,you can follow him on Instagram by clicking HERE. And for the Facebook hunnies,you can stalk the Lothario by clicking HERE.

Thank me later,please. I helped you cum.

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Cabu Gah