The Westy Chronicles: How I Got Myself A Hot Date. #theJlife

I bought a new phone last Friday; I was beyond elated I have a thing for phones and gadgets . Being the Alpha in our crew, I couldn’t wait to leave the office and show off my new acquisition. The sleek, extra-polished Samsung J7, it had been rumored to be ultimate party phone.

I was about to find that out. First hand.

Is there a better way of celebrating a new phone than at a party? It was time; I left my office finally. Jumped on a mat, got to my digs safe and sound, hooked my new phone to the charging port (I knew it was going to be a long night, with all those photos in the offing) I took a shower, got dressed, a pair of Maroon pants, Louis Vuitton chambray shirt, my trademark gold patek phillipe timepiece- I completed the look by donning black converse sneakers. Perfect for a night out . I took my new phone, It was now fully charged in barely an hour!Wow! Amazing technology this.

I locked my house, left the apartment and vanished into the night.

I got to westands alright, my crew was already there. Looked like I had to be the last to show up. Typical alpha! When I got to the table, everyone stood up beaming and clapping, Wait! When did I become the superstar? After exchanging the usual pleasantries, we all sat down the round table, like knights, knights of the templar. You remember that legend about king Arthur?

Anyway, the drinks came and everyone got into the party mood, I thought, this is the time. I whipped out my phone in pretence that I wanted to take photos (of course I just wanted to show off) I could see everyone looking my way, I could feel my face turn crimson, like a teenager’s.. I couldn’t help but giggle at the envious faces ogling at my sleek new phone. I made a silent prayer, thanking heavens for my penchant for good phones.

Everyone took the phone for the group “test-drive” funny lot, this. The photos were crispy and clear despite the dull ambience inside the eatery. I had that warm fuzzy feeling everytime someone praised the phone. I mean who wouldn’t want a phone that had the latest android version? An octacore processor, a 1280 pixel resolution on that 5.5 inch touch screen?
I was the the coolest kid in the crew, for a moment I felt really important. Chloe, a medic in town and the prettiest redhead in the group loved a particular selfie we took together, she winked at me and told me…

Now, be a gentleman and Whatsapp me that photo!

Wow! That was me getting her phone number., Cheers to the new phone and a looming date night. 

Check out the Samsung J7 photos