The Unanimous Rejection Of Ezekiel Mutua And Exposing Of Other ‘Trouble Children’ In Kenyan Tribes
Ezekiel Mutua, the bane of broadcasters, advertisers and all who hate the heavy hand of censorship is ‘tribeless’ apparently.
Well, his overreaching and attention seeking morality crusade has seen members of his tribe feel ashamed by him and place him on offer as a donation to any willing tribe. One Twitter user from Ezekiel Mutua’s Kamba community @pmusyesa was the first with the generous offers tweeting;
He even went ahead reaching for his neighbors the Kikuyus but the offer was quickly turned down leading to a tossing over of the KFCB chief across the tribes while also revealed the disdain Kenyans have for some of their tribal leaders who mostly use their tribe as a shield.
The Kikuyu apparently had thir plate full with a number of their own ‘madmen’ especially Waititu and Moses Kuria, hence there was little room besides considering what they said were many stuff he would find need to censure.
Thus he was passed on to the Luhyas and Luos. The Luhyas, having made a lot of headlines with the Kenyan Rambo as well as being a land full of noise makers, they too could not have a space of an adopted son replying swiftly that they were still handling Jehova Wanyonyi’s Bony Khalwale, Wanjala and Bifwoli Wakoli not forgetting Wetangula.
Then came the Luos, it was thought that Ezekiel Mutua’s new found flamboyance and attention seeking life would serve him well here. However, Miguna Miguna had apparently taken all space. The poor Mutua was passed on to the Embus, who complained they had Wambora to deal with and then the Meru said Peter Munya alone along with the young intending to sire 150 children were enough for a small community.
The Somalis were busy trying to absolve the perceived concept that all were terrorists hence he would be an unwelcome burden especially on the PR part while Turkanas were still trying to emerge from marginalization. The Maasai’s said they were still recovering from Ole Lenku yet somehow encumbered by Nkaissery while Sabaot were still reeling from the Matakwei aftermath.
Taveta’s and other coastal people had issues ranging from squatters to their own noisy politicians. Put simply Ezekiel Mutua was unwanted and even offered up as an export to another country. Not that this will bother Mutua as the man was this morning celebrating his birthday paying little regard to the criticism his recent announcements had made.
Here is a slide made by one observer of the passing over proceedings regarding the rejection of Ezekeil Mutua.
THE REJECTION OF EZEKIEL MUTUA https://t.co/wXf00xjqFW
…rib cracking!— Ernest Murunga (@MurungaErnest) June 4, 2016