Is homework really necessary for kids in kindergarten? 

Do you have a kindergartner in your house? Parental protocols demand that at some point, homework sessions shall take up a section of your evening. Hey, those booklets have a blank space for the parent’s signature!

Have you tried teaching the new phonetic alphabet?

Let me tell you, Maina. It’s easier for the proverbial rich man to squeeze through the eye of a needle.

The new phonetic alphabet is messing up that innate, regal awe kids have for their parents. Suddenly, daddy is no longer fit for the Superman cape – he doesn’t have a clue of basic ABC’s!

 

So, heads up to new dads whose kids are joining school, in May. Brace for a few evenings, which will have you looking like a total fool in the eyes of your kid. As it is, day one in school stamps the teacher as an all-knowing deity, so anything you teach your kid has to measure up.

You schooled in the archaic A – for apple, B – for boy days. Your kid will smirk with glee for catching you wrong for the first time. “No! Teacher didn’t say that!”

They’ll scream at you. In their eyes, you can read ‘What a blithering idiot’ in a billboard size font.

Ah, Buh, Cuh, Du, Fff……

At this point, you’ll call for your house manager. In that household, she’s the closest to solving this riddle. You’d better pray she can scribble a ‘parental’ signature on that homework booklet.

At the end of the first week, your kindergartner shall bring home their weekend CBC project. They are supposed to make a scarecrow.

Teacher Ann, really? What happened to simple dolls or basic game boards for projects?

You have seen scarecrows in millet farms swaying in the breeze on occasional drives out of town. But, you’ve never taken a moment to think of what it takes to make one. Do you nail rods together, and then dress that frame in old clothes?

Ah, well, let’s search online. The requirements and tools needed guarantee a rather hectic weekend ahead.

What never subsides even for a moment, is your kid’s energy. At 0400hrs, Saturday morning – kid is tagging at the foot of your bed.

“Daddy, let’s go make scarecrow. Teacher Ann said you help me!” You’ll groan and turn, but it is what it is.

Well, as new parents prepare for their kid’s first day in school there’s a lot of businesses that make it easy. They provide basic requirements. There’s need for several pairs of uniforms in the school’s specifications. A need several pairs of shoes – it’s not uncommon for a new scholar to return home without a shoe – or different shoes. New parent, prepare mentally for such an occurrence.

For business owners, it’s easy to cash in on this flurry of purchases by accepting online card payments via Chapa Pay, Co-op Bank’s eCommerce solution.

Chapa Pay eCommerce solution allows you to receive online card payments from your customers directly into your Co-op Bank account. The best part is that a business does not need to have a website to receive online card payments. In this case, the business owner receives a unique link (Pay-By-Link) which is used to invoice their customers.

It attracts no extra costs and it’s very secure. To learn more ways to build your business with Chapa Pay, click here. Alternatively, walk into the nearest Co-op Bank branch and speak to a bank representative.

This is the first step to joining the best financial partner for hassle-free business growth, and going global.

Co-op Bank changing the business landscape with innovative MSME Business Loans

Are you a business owner running a Micro, Small and Medium Enterprises (MSMEs)? Do you want to boost your business, but you’re falling short of funds?

Worry no more. Co-op Bank MSME business plus loans has you covered. 

In partnership with International Finance Corporations, Co-op Bank has conducted numerous research to understand the Micro, Small and Medium Enterprises (MSMEs).

The bank has developed a solution to help these entrepreneurs meet their needs and align with existing and new opportunities.

MSME Term Loan: What It Is?

An MSME term loan is the funds your business can secure to raise supply operations or expand your business.

The loans come with a repayment period between 12 to 60 months, depending on your business scale.

The bank offers both unsecured term loans and partially secured term loans.

According to Arthur Muchangi, the Director Retail & Business Banking at Cooperative Bank,

“Our message to MSMEs is simple; we have heard you. We have made available a substantial kitty of Sh15.2 Billion for a package of loans that include an unsecured business loan, a first of its kind in Kenya.

E-Credit through our MCo-op Cash App, where businesses can borrow up to Sh2 million via their mobile phone packaged insurance cover, which is handpicked and specifically negotiated to suit various segments under MSME, revised and pre-approved limits on overdrafts and loans.

The loans will be supported by trade services that include Letters of Credit, guarantees, supply chain financing, among others.”

What Are the Key Features of Co-op Bank MSME Current Account?

Co-op Bank MSME’s current account offers custom-tailored features that range from mobile loans, secured and unsecured overdrafts, insurance solutions, payment solutions, supply chain financing, credit cards, cheque book, internet banking, debit cards,

Mobile banking, dedicated relationship manager and non-financial services like training and networking.

Co-op Bank MSME solutions address the needs of entrepreneurs by providing three MSME account packages that address different requirements for their customers:

  • Gold: Offers a maximum of Ksh 10 million unsecured and Ksh 15 million for partially secured loans
  • Silver: A maximum loan of Ksh 6 million unsecured and Ksh 8 million for secured loans
  • Bronze: A maximum of Ksh 600,000 unsecured and Ksh 3 million secured loans

Unsecured loans have a repayment period of 24 months, while secured loans have a repayment period of up to 60 months.

In addition, all account holders get the following services from Co-op Bank:

  • Free monthly e-statements
  • Access to MSME asset solutions and daylight overdrafts
  • Free In-house standing orders
  • Bargainable FX conversion rates
  • SMS and Email alerts
  • Access to trade finance services.

What Are the Interest Rates Charged on Co-op Bank MSME Loans?

Co-op Bank charges MSME loans in two different ways; a customer can opt for any two.

Flat Rate MSME Loans

The loan attracts an interest rate of 13% per year with 2.5% appraisal fees. The loan comes with a maximum of 36 months and attracts no negotiation or application fees.

Reducing Balance MSME Loans

Loans attract an interest rate of 13% per annual with application fees of between Ksh 3 million to 15 million depending on the amount. The loan also attracts an appraisal fee of 3% and comes with a maximum tenor of 36 months.

Who Can Qualify for Co-op Bank MSME Loans?

Customers operating business accounts with Co-op Bank as individuals are eligible to apply for the MSME loans if they meet the following criteria:

  • A customer should have an account linked to MCo-op Cash
  • A customer should have zero non-performing loans with the bank
  • A customer should not be blacklisted by the CRB or on the bank’s blacklist
  • Should hold an account with Co-op Bank for at least six months.
  • Should be between the age of 18-65 years
  • Must hold accounts not overdrawn over the approved limit
  • Must not hold any arrears with the bank at the time of application
  • Should not have any blocked funds in their accounts
  • Should not have any of their loans with the bank written off

How to Apply for MSME Loan From Co-op Bank

If you’re not a Co-op Bank member, visit the local bank to open an account and start transacting to enjoy the benefits of MSME loans after six months.

For existing Co-op Bank members, use your MCo-opCash App or dial *667# and register to start the application if you qualify.

You can Download the MCo-opCash App from the google play store.

Co-op Bank Online Ecommerce Solution for Online Payments

Are you a small business owner who promotes his services and goods in the digital space? Do you have a check-out platform on your website to receive payments from your online platform?

eCommerce is rapidly expanding across the globe and is here to stay. Established businesses are under cut-throat competition, trying to outdo each other to stay afloat while trying to venture into new markets.

Small businesses are under the heat, but this is no more.

To stay afloat in business and maximize profits while cutting down on costs and operational expenses must be minimal. With the rising cost of living, more companies have adopted eCommerce platforms to run their business.

Business owners are adopting eCommerce to do business globally without a physical store, employees, and overhead expenses.

In Kenya today, most eCommerce platforms rely on payments based on cash after delivery or mobile money wallets.

These payments are highly prone to fraud, security risks, and boundary restrictions. It’s a big challenge on payment processing when a small business wants to venture into the regional or international market.

How Ecommerce Solutions Work for Businesses Without Websites

Co-op Bank now runs an online card payment solution to make your business thrive at no extra cost. If you conduct business on digital platforms, you can receive online card payments from your customers.

You can accept payments from any location on the globe without a check-out platform integration or website.

Co-op Bank offers online payment solutions to businesses, giving them room to expand and venture across the borders. They are providing a secure and conducive platform to conduct business.

Here is a step by guide on how the online payments solutions work:

  • A business owner registers with Co-op Bank to get a unique link known as Pay-By-Link, which they use to invoice their clients.
  • A potential customer contacts the business owner and agrees on the desired good or service pricing.
  • Next, the business owner will send the unique payment link to the client’s emails address.
  • The customer receives the unique link via email. Upon opening the email, they are directed to a portal to input their card details and process the payments.
  • The trader receives a notification via email and SMS with the details of the payments.
  • If the customer has subscribed to SMS alerts with the service provider, they receive a notification informing them of the purchase.

How Ecommerce Solutions Work for Businesses With Mobile Apps and Websites

For businesses that have adopted mobile application (APPs) and web check-out platforms, the Pay-By-Link solution optimizes their operations and efficiency by offering a payment solution that provides the following to its customers:

  • Reliability: Once adopted by a business, the solutions operate 24/7.
  • Simplicity: Pay-By-Link solutions are easy, quick, and easy to implement.
  • Convenience: Customers can overcome geographical limitations and purchase goods and services from any location on the globe.
  • Safety: Co-op Bank eCommerce solution comes with a data security standard compliant payment card that ensures customer data security and safety.
  • Customer experience: Customers get 24/7 support with a dedicated relationship manager on standby.

What Are the Advantages of Co-op Bank Pay-By-Link Ecommerce Solution?

Small scale traders benefit a lot from the eCommerce solution, for they level their game with established businesses that have long dominated the eCommerce sector in regional and international markets.

Here are ways how small business owners benefit from the online payment platform:

  • Small and established businesses do not incur costs when onboarding the Pay-By-Link online solution.
  • All card payments come secured with two-factor authentication via 3D security protocols. Customer data and privacy are top priorities.
  • Dispute resolution is simplified. If a customer pays over the actual price, the seller can initiate a reversal of the payments from his end.
  • The hustle and bustle of involving the bank to mediate between the buyer and seller avoided making transactions more efficient.
  • Businesses have a secure platform to process their payments. After making a payment, a customer cannot initiate a reversal for the purchase made. The platform protects small businesses from theft.
  • The platform offers an avenue for accountability. A business owner can track transactions to view and reconcile payments in real-time via a single dashboard.

As an investor, you can now enjoy the benefits of cross-border trade as you transact on a safe, reliable, and efficient platform to grow your business.

Sign up for Pay-By-Link by Co-op Bank and go global today.

How can a business owner exploit online banking options to better grow his franchise?

A secure system that allows online payments for business is a major concern for discerning business owners. There’s pressing need to go cashless in the digital age, and on this front, Co-op Bank leads the pack.

Co-op Bank has an innovative online banking platform that has won accolades across the banking spectrum for its reliability, security and versatility. A business does not need a website to enjoy benefits of online banking.

Online card payments

Boost your sales by integrating into our online card payment solution to receive card payments from customers from different banks and from anywhere in the world.

These are Co-op Bank ATMs, Debit or Credit Cards. All payments for purchases or goods delivered can easily be checked off by swiping these cards.

With card payments, its easier to track stock levels, and enjoy an easy check out flow.

PDQ/POS

This is a device that refers to a payment terminal accessed by Visa cards to make electronic fund transfers. They are common in malls, supermarkets and fuel stations.

POS stands for Point Of Sale in a business outlet. PDQ stands for Process Data Quickly.

Co-op Bank avails PDQ/POS machines to their clients. These machines greatly boost sales by enabling them receive card payments from customers from different banks.

A trader enjoys timely reports, easier tracking of income and expenses.

Lipa Na M-Pesa Till Number

Co-op Bank provides this service in partnership with Safaricom M-Pesa service. The bank offers to process a till number for their clients businesses, at no charge.

This helps a business to receive cashless payments via Lipa na M-Pesa Till Number – usualy displayed at payment point at the business premises.

The money clients pay through the Till number is deposited directly into the clients Co-op Bank account.

The payments paid into the account can be accessed anytime via Co-op Banks mobile banking platform, ATMs, Co-op Kwa Jirani agents, Internet banking or at any branch across the republic.

M-Pesa Paybill 400200

Co-op Bank’s official M-Pesa Paybill number – 400200 – enables a trader to receive payments directly into their Co-op Bank account. The money reflects into the account immediately.

One can also check for the payment confirmation via our mobile banking or internet banking platforms. Alternatively, one can receive notifications via text if they have subscribed to the MCo-op Cash SMS notifications.

The funds are accessible anytime via the banks’s mobile banking platform, Co-op Kwa Jirani agents, ATMs, Internet banking or at the branch.

M-Coop Cash

This feature is not limited to business owners, but to everyone with a Co-op bank account. Its applicable to all needs that require exchange of money.

Encourage colleagues, family members, clients or business associates who have Co-op Bank accounts to send money directly account using the MCo-op Cash App or via USSD *667#.

How does a business boost sales?

Easier tracking of expenses.

Timely business reports.

Easy check out flow.

Instant payment confirmation via SMS notifications or via internet banking platform.

Payments are deposited into Co-op Bank account – easy access anytime via mobile banking platform, ATMs, Co-op Kwa Jirani agents, internet banking and at the branch.

How does a client register for Co-op Bank online banking?

You can log in and transact using any internet-enabled device including mobile phone, tablet, laptop or desktop computer.

Registration is INSTANT and FREE of charge. All you need is your National ID and any of your Co-op Bank ATM cards. Click here to register.

Youll create your own username and password, which you can re-set anytime in case you forget or feel the need to change.

Every time you log in or do a transaction, youll have to enter an OTP (One Time Password) which is sent to your mobile number or email address.

This is a security feature Co-op Bank has in place to keep accounts secure.

A side hustle that you can easily set up

If you’re looking for a side hustle that you can easily set up, then allow me to introduce you to the concept of “drop shipping”. That is a fancy word to describe bringing in goods from China and reselling them in Kenya.

And you really could do this for any product -granted there is a local market here in Kenya. So we could talk about doing drop shipping for shisha bongs… We all know a slay queen or two who love their shisha. Or you could do this with clothes and shoes.

The headache when it comes to this side hustle is down to marketing for sustained business and making the payments.

Think about it. You have a passion for sneakers right? Most likely, so do your friends. But that is an exhaustible market because they will not always be buying shoes, month-in and month-out. That means that one of your daily tasks will be marketing on IG and Facebook to get more customers so the endeavour actually pays off throughout the 12 months of the year.

So now that you have decided to sell sneakers to sneakerheads, it is time to identify a supplier. You could choose to go through websites like Amazon or perhaps the Chinese sneaker company has their own website. You place your order and have to pay up for it. How do you go about this without falling prey to scammers who simply want to phish your credit card details? Or how do you go about this without too much of a hustle? Well, that is where Co-op Bank comes in because they have a solution tailor-made just for you. These solutions include:

Online card payments
Boost your sales by integrating into our online card payment solution to receive card payments from customers from different banks and from anywhere in the world.

These are Co-op Bank ATM’s, Debit or Credit Cards. All payments for purchases or goods delivered can easily be checked off by swiping these cards.

With card payments, it’s easier to track stock levels, and enjoy an easy check out flow.

PDQ/POS

This is a device that refers to a payment terminal accessed by Visa cards to make electronic fund transfers. They are common in malls, supermarkets and fuel stations.

POS stands for Point Of Sale in a business outlet. PDQ stands for ‘Process Data Quickly’.

Co-op Bank avails PDQ/POS machines to their clients. These machines greatly boost sales by enabling them receive card payments from customers from different banks.

A trader enjoys timely reports, easier tracking of income and expenses.

Lipa Na M-Pesa Till Number

Co-op Bank provides this service in partnership with Safaricom M-Pesa service. The bank offers to process a till number for their client’s businesses, at no charge.

This helps a business to receive cashless payments via Lipa na M-Pesa Till Number – usualy displayed at payment point at the business premises.

The money clients pay through the Till number is deposited directly into the client’s Co-op Bank account.

The payments paid into the account can be accessed anytime via Co-op Bank’s mobile banking platform, ATMs, Co-op Kwa Jirani agents, Internet banking or at any branch across the republic.

M-Pesa Paybill 400200

Co-op Bank’s official M-Pesa Paybill number – 400200 – enables a trader to receive payments directly into their Co-op Bank account.

The money reflects into the account immediately. One can also check for the payment confirmation via mobile banking or internet banking platforms.

Alternatively, one can receive notifications via text if they have subscribed to the MCo-op Cash SMS notifications.

The funds are accessible anytime via the banks’s mobile banking platform, Co-op Kwa Jirani agents, ATMs, Internet banking or at the branch.

 

 

M-Coop Cash

This feature is not limited to business owners, but to everyone with a Co-op bank account. It’s applicable to all needs that require exchange of money.

Encourage colleagues, family members, clients or business associates who have Co-op Bank accounts to send money directly account using the MCo-op Cash App or via USSD *667#.

How does a business boost sales?

  • Easier tracking of expenses.
  • Timely business reports.
  • Easy check out flow.

Instant payment confirmation via SMS notifications or via internet banking platform.

Payments are deposited into Co-op Bank account – easy access anytime via mobile banking platform, ATMs, Co-op Kwa Jirani agents, internet banking and at the branch.

How does a client register for Co-op Bank online banking?

You can log in and transact using any internet-enabled device including mobile phone, tablet, laptop or desktop computer.

Registration is INSTANT and FREE of charge. All you need is your National ID and any of your Co-op Bank ATM cards. Click here to register.

You’ll create your own username and password, which you can re-set anytime in case you forget or feel the need to change.

Every time you log in or do a transaction, you’ll have to enter an OTP (One Time Password) which is sent to your mobile number or email address.

This is a security feature Co-op Bank has in place to keep accounts secure.

 

Five types of customers, and how to handle them at your business premises

The Complainer

This customer has an halo of negativity. An outspoken skeptic. As soon as they enter the premises, they’ll start noticing all the wrong things.

It may be too stuffy, why does the management think of air conditioning? If none of the attendants is free, they’ll blast slow service.

The Talkative

Depending on the context, serving a talker is usually pleasant. A customer may casully inquire if a teller or a cashir is married, divorced or dating. It’s usually harmless, if not intrusive.

A dotting husband and father may lean in to show you clipped photos of their kids in their wallets – as they take out their card.

The Indecisive

Well, to be fair, there’s a lot involved in modern-day shopping – picking a certain brand over the others. It’s not uncommon to see a man at the counter sprint back to the aisle to swap one brand of tissue with another.

Other people may be unsure of how much they want to spend on their credit cards. A bit of calmness, and patience works well in these cases.

The Demanding/Aggressive

This category ranks lowest on the customer service aptitude tests. They are short tempered, and quick to kick up a storm. A slight uncertainity will have them banging palms on the counter, demanding to see the boss, or supervisor.

As an attendant, the ideal way is to talk less, nod and ask or buzz for the supervisor. Being calm – a poker face, and a little smile – diffuses the needless storm.

The Impatient

A customer may be in a rush. They’ll show it. Shout for the waitress in a busy restaurant, or threaten to leave without an ordered meal. It’s important that the queue moves along well.

Thou shall not abandon clients for personal calls, in-staff banter or coffee breaks.

The payment point usually gets the blunt. The secret is to invest in a cashless banking system that curtails risks associated with hard cash.

Besides security, business owners prefer fast access to their accounts.

Co-op Bank’s online banking platform is reliable, and secure. The innovative, easy-to-navigate portal links a business to a bank account.

There’s several options, to suit your business needs:

Online card payments

Boost sales by integrating an online card payment solution to receive card payments from customers from different banks and from anywhere in the world.

These are Co-op Bank ATM’s, Debit or Credit Cards. All payments for purchases or goods delivered are done by swiping cards.

Card payments enable instant account updates and accountability.

A PDQ/POS machine popular at mall pay points.

PDQ/POS

POS is an abbreviation for ‘Point Of Sale’ in a business outlet. PDQ stands for ‘Process Data Quickly’.

It’s a payment terminal. An interface for card payments, or electronic funds transfer. They are very popular in malls, supermarkets and fuel stations.

Coop Bank avails PDQ/POS machines to their clients. The device boosts sales by processing payments from customers holding accounts in different banks.

A client receives real-time cash flow reports. It’s easier to track income and expenses.

Lipa Na M-Pesa Till Number

First off, Co-op Bank offers to process a business till number for their clients, at no extra charge.

This enables a business to receive cashless payments via Lipa na M-Pesa Till Number. The money received through the Till number is deposited directly into the client’s Co-op Bank account.

Accounts are accessed anytime via Co-op Bank’s mobile banking platform, ATMs, Co-op Kwa Jirani agents, Internet banking or at any branch across the republic.

M-Pesa Paybill 400200

The M-Pesa Paybill number 400200 enables a trader to receive payments directly into their Co-op Bank account.

On the M-Pesa menu, enter Co-op Bank Paybill number 400200, and on account, the client’s bank account details. The money reflects immediately.

It’s easy to make payment confirmations, via mobile banking or online banking platform.

Alternatively, one can receive notifications via text if they have subscribed to the MCo-op Cash SMS notifications.

The funds are accessible anytime via our mobile banking platform, Co-op Kwa Jirani agents, ATMs, Internet banking or at the branch.

M-Coop Cash

This feature is not limited to business owners, but to everyone with a Co-op Bank account.

It’s applicable to all needs that require exchange of money. Encourage colleagues, family members, clients or business associates who have Co-op Bank accounts to send money directly account using the MCo-op Cash App or via USSD *667#.

To learn more about Co-op Bank’s online banking, click here – or visit the nearest Co-op Bank branch to speak to an agent.

Co-op Bank Group CEO bags ‘Best Bank CEO in Africa’ award

This has been a winning season for the Co-operative Bank of Kenya, with a number of accolades recorded in the period.

The Group Managing Director & CEO Dr Gideon Muriuki has been named Best Bank CEO in Africa at this year’s African Banking Awards organised by EMEA Finance.

Co-op Bank Group CEO Gideon Muriuki during a past event
Co-op Bank Group CEO Gideon Muriuki during a past event

The EMEA Finance Awards recognise corporate leaders and financial institutions which, through their client focus and sound leadership, continue to increase profitability, deliver affordable credit to the retail and wholesale markets, and support local and transnational corporations do business.

This year’s awards had a unique perspective in light of the Covid-19 pandemic, for which the Co-op Bank Group CEO was recognised for implementing key strategies to address challenges facing both businesses and households.

Dr Muriuki was recognised for the bold decision to sustain the payment of dividends to shareholders despite Covid-19, which offered a critical relief and most timely support to the over 15 million-member Cooperative movement.

In addition, the award recognised the decision by the Group CEO not to push for staff retrenchment and opting to retain full staff complement during the Pandemic.

To manage the disruption caused by the pandemic, the bank undertook a deep analysis to identify inefficiencies, which were resolved through redeployment of staff and other resources.

The awards also recognised the successful acquisition and stabilisation of Jamii Bora Bank (renamed Kingdom Bank) as it offered much-needed stability to the local financial sector.

The EMEA Awards committee also feted Dr Muriuki for driving sustainable credit-growth models that are designed in line with the Credit Risk Adaption Project advised by global consulting firm McKinsey.

In addition to the Best Bank CEO in Africa award to Dr. Muriuki, the EMEA Awards also awarded the Best Bank in Kenya Award to the Co-operative Bank, and the Best Asset Manager award to Co-opTrust Investment Services Limited, a wholly owned subsidiary of Co-op Bank.

With Kshs 181billion in assets under management, Co-op Trust is one of the largest and most successful locally-owned asset management firms in Kenya.

What are the online banking options available to a business owner in Kenya?

A secure system that allows online payments for business is a major concern for discerning business owners.

There’s pressing need to go cashless in the digital age, and on this front, Co-op Bank leads the pack.

Co-op Bank has an innovative online banking platform that has won accolades across the banking spectrum for its reliability, security and versatility.

A business does not need a website to enjoy benefits of online banking.

Online card payments
Boost your sales by integrating into our online card payment solution to receive card payments from customers from different banks and from anywhere in the world.

These are Co-op Bank ATM’s, Debit or Credit Cards. All payments for purchases or goods delivered can easily be checked off by swiping these cards.

With card payments, it’s easier to track stock levels, and enjoy an easy check out flow.

PDQ/POS

This is a device that refers to a payment terminal accessed by Visa cards to make electronic fund transfers. They are common in malls, supermarkets and fuel stations.

POS stands for Point Of Sale in a business outlet. PDQ stands for ‘Process Data Quickly’.

Co-op Bank avails PDQ/POS machines to their clients. These machines greatly boost sales by enabling them receive card payments from customers from different banks.

A trader enjoys timely reports, easier tracking of income and expenses.

Lipa Na M-Pesa Till Number

Co-op Bank provides this service in partnership with Safaricom M-Pesa service. The bank offers to process a till number for their client’s businesses, at no charge.

This helps a business to receive cashless payments via Lipa na M-Pesa Till Number – usualy displayed at payment point at the business premises.

The money clients pay through the Till number is deposited directly into the client’s Co-op Bank account.

The payments paid into the account can be accessed anytime via Co-op Bank’s mobile banking platform, ATMs, Co-op Kwa Jirani agents, Internet banking or at any branch across the republic.

M-Pesa Paybill 400200

Co-op Bank’s official M-Pesa Paybill number – 400200 – enables a trader to receive payments directly into their Co-op Bank account.

The money reflects into the account immediately. One can also check for the payment confirmation via mobile banking or internet banking platforms.

Alternatively, one can receive notifications via text if they have subscribed to the MCo-op Cash SMS notifications.

The funds are accessible anytime via the banks’s mobile banking platform, Co-op Kwa Jirani agents, ATMs, Internet banking or at the branch.

M-Coop Cash

This feature is not limited to business owners, but to everyone with a Co-op bank account. It’s applicable to all needs that require exchange of money.

Encourage colleagues, family members, clients or business associates who have Co-op Bank accounts to send money directly account using the MCo-op Cash App or via USSD *667#.

How does a business boost sales?

  • Easier tracking of expenses.
  • Timely business reports.
  • Easy check out flow.

Instant payment confirmation via SMS notifications or via internet banking platform.

Payments are deposited into Co-op Bank account – easy access anytime via mobile banking platform, ATMs, Co-op Kwa Jirani agents, internet banking and at the branch.

How does a client register for Co-op Bank online banking?

You can log in and transact using any internet-enabled device including mobile phone, tablet, laptop or desktop computer.

Registration is INSTANT and FREE of charge. All you need is your National ID and any of your Co-op Bank ATM cards. Click here to register.

You’ll create your own username and password, which you can re-set anytime in case you forget or feel the need to change.

Every time you log in or do a transaction, you’ll have to enter an OTP (One Time Password) which is sent to your mobile number or email address.

This is a security feature Co-op Bank has in place to keep accounts secure.

The unbelievable story of an hyena that bit off a soldier’s finger while in camp at Athi River

This is a true story.

Not so long ago, before the SGR snaked its way across the Athi River, a company of soldiers is out and about in a routine training exercise.

A training exercise is not a walk in the park. By evening, the soldiers can barely walk. The body aches. The stomach rumbles and the throat is parched. The sun doesn’t play in these streets.

So, one evening after a long, rumbling trek, the squad stumbles into camp. The first stop is the kitchen area. Basically, a few trenches with a lit fire – huge boiling cauldrons.

Thankfully – there’s always a hot meal waiting.

Former Nairobi Governor Mike Sonko hanging out with military personnel (file image)

There’s a ton of Ugali. Lots of fried meat. It’s all laid out on tables, buffet-style. Just so you know, the military invented the buffet.

The starving squad digs in.

Then, each soldier crawls to their tent. If you haven’t been in a tent, it’s just an overpriced invite to spend a night in the open. No walls.

They slump into bed, military fatigues, soiled boots and all. A few, naturally, forget the little matter of washing hands after the dinner meat session.

Now, Athi River is home to loads of wildlife. In this story, marauding hyenas and wild dogs come into play.

They like military camps – loads of left over food – especially meat. A military camp is deathly silent in the dead of night. This is the time the scavengers rule. Packs run the length of the camp, sniffing for discarded morsels of food.

They have a keen sense of smell. They’ll even sniff meat-stained fingers.

That’s a first hand story, as told by a soldier whose fingers got gnawed off by a hyena in the plains of Athi River.

I suppose every kid wants to be a soldier at some point. And almost every other teen. Its glamorous, and enviable. As it is, not everyone makes the cut. And not everyone deserves the cut.

Because it’s a life of endless, thankless sacrifice.

Spending nights in waterlogged trenches – swatting angry mosquitoes. Camping for months in remote wastelands – no cellphone coverage.

Meeting and talking to the same people, every single day, for months on end. Eating the same meals, on clockwork.

At some point, you realise that you know your comrade more than you know your own spouse.

The constant travel for assignments and impromptu exercises have a toll on family life.

A soldier hardly ever attends family functions.

You’ll get a new born – but you don’t get to know of it. You have pitched camp in some forsaken dumpland without a single bar of nework.

Your favorite niece got married sometimes over Easter. When you finally get home on that short week off, you’ll be regaled with funny tales on how Uncle Njenga aced her dowry negotiations.

She fetched a few camels, over and above a tidy sum of currency. He was clearly the GOAT.

Except, the GOAT uncle had passed on a few weeks earlier. You didn’t hear of it. It hurts for a moment.

 

The KDF band in a practise session (file image)

It’s not all doom and gloom, though. It is really, loads of fun.

Fancy having the run of all the game parks. While travel nuts and wanderlusters pay kidneys and lungs for a few days in The Tsavo, you have camped the whole length of it.

If you camping, wash your hands after the meals. And do not let your hands hang off the bed as you sleep.

Thanks to a digital banking revolution, a soldier’s life is easier. It’s now just a simple login into banking platform on a basic mobile phone to solve all family financial obligations.

Co-op Bank has built an easy to use internet banking platform that’s been a favourite with soldiers.

It’s now easier for a travelling soldier to keep track of his family’s needs with Co-op Internet banking. The utility bills like power, water and other subscriptions are easily handled on the go.

Besides, it gets easier to operate a business.

Co-op Internet banking makes day-to-day biashara operations more efficient! It allows real-time account balances, Inter-account as well as interbank funds transfer and many other services.

Most KDF soldiers are banking Ki-pro na Co-op Internet Banking.

October 14th is the official KDF Day. Lots of respect to all the soldiers in active service, and the veterans.

HAPPY KDF DAY!

Slayqueen drama as online girlfriend invades bachelor’s bedsitter on Forest Road

A new relationship? It’s like walking in the woods after dark.

There’s a lot of bumping into strange new things. There’s no knowing what kind of surprises lurk in the shadows of their partner’s personality.

Maina, fondly known as Maish – lives in a bedsitter in a residential block along Forest Road. It’s a bit cramped and pricey, but worth it. Shiny tiles, functional hot shower head, and close to his work place. He walks. Life has been pretty cool, till Brenda waltzed into his life.

Maish is now in a quagmire.

He met Brenda met on Facebook. The usual way. She liked posting memes. Maish first responded with emojis. Laughing emojis.

In between, she’d drop a selfie – and she was striking – filters notwithstanding. She had dimples, man. Dude graduates, emoji-wise. The love emoji. Red is a warm color.

Then he slid into her DM. He gets her Whatsapp number. They start chatting. Meaningless, at first.

How chilly is Nyandarua? Maish would want to know if it snowed there in July 1998.

Do you love chips? They are called fries, she’d remind him.

Can you operate a wheelbarrow? She confided that her dad owns 8 wheelbarrows.

Maish didn’t think it an engineering marvel that needed any sort of certification. Plus, he deemed himself an hustler.

He shares his grand life plan: save half of his salary to set up a business. He planned to buy a fleet of trollies to sell sausages and eggs on road intersections.

Brenda challenges him: Defend your thesis.

Easy. He’d rattled off a list – no overheads like rent, and council licensing. Profits are double-double. It seemed waterproof. He’d asked what she was doing.

Brenda says she’s a fresh graduate. Has a teaching degree from Maseno. But she intimates that she doesn’t look forward to a stint as a TSC employee.

She nails it further with a solemn declaration: Not even if ‘they tripled salaries’ at TSC.

Well, Maish had a rather noble regard for high school teachers. Brenda had started an online fashion business in campus. It had turned out rather well. She’d rattle off figures she’d achieved as profits. In campus.

If it wasn’t for her mother’s fragile heart, she’d have dropped out.

Maish was falling in love. Here’s an hustler. In the flesh – not just some hyped political rhetoric. He asked for a date, on her next resupply run to the city. She didn’t promise ‘anything’.

One Friday, Maish is at work. He receives a call from Brenda. She’s in town, she’d come in for some new stock. Maish says he cannot get off work in time – no worry, she’d be happy to come over see him at his place.

Send me a location pin on Whatsapp, she says.

What? For real? Dude’s heart is racing. A lot can go wrong for a first meeting. He starts ticking off the list in his head.

Did I flush the toilet this morning?

Did I get my dirty boxers off the coffee table? No, he’s still in them.

He feigns headache and gets off work half an hour earlier. He sprints home. Other than a flooded room, all is well. He’d forgotten to close the taps that morning. But he didn’t have a carpet, nothing to worry about.

Brenda arrives in a cab. That’s impressive,

Maish thinks. Not so much, though, when he started hauling up bales and cartons to the 8th floor. Brenda had a ton of luggage. It’s my new stock, babe. He blushes, she giggles – oops, I just called you babe. He gets a spring in his step.

Back in the bedsitter, there’s barely enough space left to breath. Or, fart. He’d had matoke and guacamole for lunch. Maish squeezes next to her on his two-seater. To break the ice, he asked her why they call an avocado, ‘guacamole’.

She didn’t hear him.

Brenda was busy. She had a phone on each hand. She was checking her social media accounts.

“Babe, am getting hits. How far is USIU from here” She asks.

If his life depended on it, Maish would have died on that day. He didn’t have a clue where USIU was – or what USIU stood for. Before he could figure it out, she was calling someone.

It was a boda boda guy. Yaani, barely ten minutes in his bedsitter, she had a boda boda guy.

“Babe, fungua hio box pale….no, no, si hio…this one. I marked it. Check for a pink kimono dress”.

Brenda is pointing with her phone to a box on the bed. It’s in the bottom row.

“Msee wa boda is coming to pick it. He’s delivering to USIU in the next few.” She says.

She speaks in a fast staccato – hardly the ‘memes girl’ Maish had imagined. He hefts and heaves on the boxes. A pink something, and something chiffon.

Brenda hands him the package.

“Babe! Hurry up! Go downstairs and give it to the boda guy at the gate. Thanks, babe”.

Maish runs down the stairs, gripping the rails.

The last time he did this, the KPLC guy was threatening to disconnect his power meter. The previous occupant of his bedsitter had ‘doctored’ the meter’.

He finds the delivery guy, hands over the package. He just rides off.

As Maish labors up the stairs, he’s in a dilemma. He realises living on 8th floor is not wise. Then, have we just been robbed?

He gets in. Mumbles something about the bike guy not giving him any money.

“Baaaaabe, don’t worry. That’s just a delivery guy. My clients pay online. Tushalipwa!” She says, hugging him. As he holds her, he smells her weave. It’s an expennsive synthetic. He could feel two phones in her hands digging into his back.

Instead of some TLC, Maish is treated to a business crash course on Co-op Bank e-commerce solutions. Brenda says she doesn’t have a business website – but, still……..

Co-op Bank e-Commerce solution works without a website. The merchant receives a unique link (Pay-By-Link) which they use to invoice their customers.

It works in a simple process:

  • Once the merchant and the customer agree on the pricing, the merchant sends the payment link to the customers email address.
  • The customer will receive an invoice with the link on their email.
  • The link will open up a portal where the customer will insert their card details and the amount they are to pay.
  • Once the payment goes through, the merchant will receive a payment confirmation via email and SMS.
  • The customer will also receive a notification via SMS in the event they have subscribed to SMS alert with their card provider.

Do you have side hustle ideas and need a car for it? Here’s an easy way to acquire one – brand new!

It’s a new era.

There’s an immediate need to re-examine traditional life tenets, basics and principles.

A century ago, what was used as the yardstick in society norma and expectations have taken a complete paradigm shift.

For instance, owning a car is no longer a luxury. It’s a necessity.

Modern day issues have forced people living in urban areas to rethink that bias in favour of the countryside or further off suburbs.

While one may still work in the city, the family can be based in the village. This means a lot of commuter hours.

A random weekend drive to the village means enough supplies on the return trip to last the family an entire week – fruits, vegetables or even live chicken!

The typical family car has become a means to provide for the family – what with job layoffs and salary cuts.

Perceptive family men are comfortably earning a decent income from boot sales, either in groceries, second-hand clothes or even parcel deliveries.

The list of possible side hustles owning a car affords is endless. The major problem for most entrepreneurs is acquiring one.

There’s a way one can easily get a brand new vehicle with a customised, flexible financial plan with Co-op Bank.

Wait, lest we forget, one doesn’t need to be a client, even non Co-op Bank customers can benefit from the deal.

The bank has partnered with World Navi to assist their clients import vehicles safely, with upto 80% asset financing, in a drive dubbed Shika Dinga na Co-op!

What do you get when you Shika Dinga na Co-op?

  • 80% asset financing.
  • Access to high-end vehicles.
  • 100% safe & reliable vehicle importation to your doorstep.
  • 3 months warranty on engine & transmission.
  • A privilege of choosing from a wide choice of cars from various source countries.
  • All cars come with accident-free and genuine mileage certificates.
  • No risk of stolen parts or non-performance.

Take advantage of this opportunity. Its time to get a brand new car for your family, and get another way to make extra money from a side hustle!

To learn more of this deal and options available, click here.

One can alternatively visit the nearest Co-op Bank branch and speak to customer care agents.

A few simple gestures that scream ‘I Love You’ louder than words will ever do

In February, love gets intoxicating. It’s time to spoil your loved one, and it’s supposed to be an easy endeavor. A lot of times, it ain’t. The simple rule is to make love a daily thing – it then becomes easier to nail it over Valentine’s Day.

Here’s a few tricks to navigate this minefield.

The morning kiss

This speaks concern, and attention. It doesn’t have to be much – perhaps, just a peck to the cheek will do. In a lot of instances, it also serves a message to other members of the household.

Breakfast bites

Once in a while – and, more so in the run up to the D-Day of Love, surprise your partner. Get up earlier, and prepare their favorite snack for the breakfast table.it doesn’t matter how poor your baking skills are – she’ll still treasure your burnt pancakes….

Frequent, subtle hugs

Nothing beats the feeling of love and contentment a girl feels when unexpectedly hugged from behind – in the unlikeliest of places. As she folds the laundry, cleans the dishes – hug her. It’s priceless.

The random texts

Fancy this: You are in the middle of a lengthy, boring boardroom meeting. The phone buzzes and the text reads: “Can’t wait to see you at dinner, my love. I got your favorite wine….” Texts work miracles – she’ll always be in love.

Compliments

Everyone loves to feel good. Act normal, and, non-committal, say something nice about her morning outfit. If she likes make-up, you’d do well to wonder aloud why she does make up! Every lady wants to hear that she looks nice with or without make-up!

Silly laughter moments

Memes. Yes, memes. Share memes and silly clips on Whatsapp all day long. It’s silly, but it keeps you in her mind all day long. She can’t wait to get off work and see you!

Cards & sticky notes

Sticky notes on the fridge door, with an affectionate message – especially in cases when work schedule makes one leave the house before the other. Sometimes, remind you spouse of your love in a note on the dressing mirror. They’ll melt with pleasure. It’s romantic!

Offer to pay bills

In the event that you dine out, or spend some time in a social place, offer to clear the bill. It shows affection. Demand and be fussy about the bill.

Nowadays, it’s increasingly easier to deal with the bill. There’s a lot of cashless ways to clear bills when shopping, at fuel stations, restaurants or when travelling.

For instance, this Valentine’s Day season, Co-op Bank clients using their Co-op ATM’s do not incur any extra costs when paying for services using the card. When shopping for gifts at the mall, paying for dinner at restaurants, fuelling at fuel stations, Co-op ATM’s attract np extra charge.

In addition, Co-op Bank has negotiated various discounts for Valentine’s Day treat at various getaways across the country. To enjoy these discounts, clients need to book for their holidays using the Co-op ATM cards.

To view packages available with the Co-op discounts, click here.

Co-op Bank secures Ksh 8.25 billion MSME financing from International Finance Corporation (IFC)

The Co-operative Bank of Kenya has secured a long-term financing facility arranged by the International Finance Corporation (IFC) amounting to US$ 75 million (Sh 8.25 Billion) for on-lending to MSMEs at affordable terms.

The long term loan has a tenure of 7 years.

Co-op Bank will apply the proceeds to of the facility to support customers to better cope with the disruptions brought about by the pandemic.

Co-OP Bank Group MD and CEO Gideon Muriuki during the recent virtual Bank AGM.

Specifically, the facility is intended to support customers operating in the following key business areas;

  • Micro, Small Medium Enterprises (MSMEs),
  • Businesses undertaking Climate Smart Projects, including Agricultural inputs and sustainable agricultural practices, Renewable Energy, Energy Efficiency and related areas.

Commenting upon the signing of the loan agreement, Co-op Bank Group Managing Director & CEO Dr. Gideon Muriuki said:

“The funding has come at a most opportune time as it boosts our ability to better support our MSME customers to stabilise and turn-around their businesses to meet the challenges brought about by the pandemic.”

Co-op Bank has leveraged its strong balance sheet with total assets at over Sh 510 Billion (as at 30 September 2020) and the IFC facility will substantially enhance the bank’s opportunities for growth and overall performance as here under;

  1. Support the key MSME business customers to not only survive the pandemic but also to remain operational and viable for the long term.
  2. Enhance the bank’s assets and liability match, with long-term loans to customers being financed using the long-term debt.
  3. Diversify the bank’s asset and funding portfolio by increasing long-term funding to support deposits funding.
  4. Boost the bank’s competitive position on account of affordable lending.

The key IFC facility comes in handy especially at this time as the bank is implementing mitigating strategies to help customers ride out the ravages of the pandemic.

Co-op Bank remains confident that the strategic initiatives that have been put in place focused on resilience and growth will give the business the impetus for sustained growth.

Step aside, Santa Claus. The allure of new clothes is what made Christmas Day magical….

For kids, the Christmas week is certainly the favorite time of the year.

The usually strict parents loosen up a wee bit. Even the perennial frown on Aunt Jessica softens into occasional beaming smiles. Bedtime is allowed to stretch late into the night curled up on the sofa in pajama’s watching Santa-themed stories on national television.

Snacks? No rationing.

It’s the time to binge on a year’s worth of candy and cake. Speaking of kitchen treats, the menu chart on the kitchen wall showing what’s cooking on what day is ignored for a while – mother goes on overdrive churning up delicious, rare delicacies.

It’s awesome that no one remembers to send you to the study room citing how badly you flopped in last term’s end papers.

It’s a good week to be alive.

What’s more memorable is the family shopping trip to get new clothes. Oddly, most dads keep clear of this errand. It’s usually up mother’s alley. To be sincere, dads mostly keep away from shopping of any kind.

Ha! Ha!

The allure of new clothes would drive us crazy. I mean, we’d get new clothes through most of the year – but, special Christmas Day clothes had this magnetism.

Suppose we’d get them a week or so before D-day, we wouldn’t get much sleep. Most part of every night would be spent trying and re-trying them. It’d force discerning parents to keep them hidden, till the day.

New shoes? It gets hilarious.

If you didn’t spend a night wearing new shoes under covers, your childhood was a boring one, or at best, lackluster.

This year, make the right memories for your kids with a special Christmas Day clothes treat. If matters not how full their closets already are, kids will always go nuts over new stuff. To stay within the guidelines when out shopping in malls, avoid liquid cash when making payments.

Coins and notes are aiding the spread of the pandemic.

Embrace cashless payments.

The Co-op Bank Visa Cards are perfect for these scenarios.

What’s more, cashless payments done with Co-op Visa Cards attract no extra fees – payments are free.

All Christmas shopping – clothes, shoes, gifts, food, fruits, name it – can all be paid for by swiping Co-op Bank Visa Cards at payment points.

This scrapping of payment fees also includes payments at fuel stations, hotel and flight bookings.

This enhances a vibrant, cozier lifestyle as it enhances safety for your money, convenience and clear money management with instant notifications for every transaction.

To learn more about Co-op Bank Visa Cards, visit the nearest bank branch, or check online by clicking here.

Blind Dates: What tips the balance between ‘fun’ and ‘a total disaster’?

What do you need to know when meeting someone on a blind date?

Social Intelligence

This translates to the ability to know what should and should not be said in a social setting – especially someone you are meeting for the first time. An example of a really daft statement:

“If you want to date me, don’t you think you should lose some weight?”

It doesn’t matter how much chemistry you had developed, this kind of insensitivity is an instant killjoy. Not only are you trying to change someone you just met, but you also portray a narcissistic streak in you.

Discard Stereotypes

Sometimes, one’s background may unconsciously breed stereotypic opinions on matters like religion, women, ways of life, etc. Be cognizant of your date’s inclinations, and do not rush to offer opinions on how they should be, or live.

Like, an idiot may tell a lady date:

“As my wife, your clothes need to be a little looser”.

“I know you’ve been working for years in your career, but I prefer that my wife doesn’t work”.

If that date lasts to the end – she’ll block your number.

A file image of a table set for a romantic date.

Trust your instincts

What’s your first impression of your date? Are they neat and tidy – clothes doesn’t need to be classy – but do they seem like they made an effort to look good?

Does your date give mixed signals? Like, one minute they are talking about kids, and the next they are saying how having kids ‘ties one down’?

The ‘Tell Me about Yourself’ line.

This is an open noose, and people often crucify themselves. It’s literally stumbling and falling headfirst into your mouth!

Do not be tempted to tell every bad thing you could think about yourself. Do not let your date nudge you, if they say: “so as to have no surprises later”. It’s a trap.

Do not show off your impressive porn collection in your phone.

Forget that whimsical weekend drinking binge you often indulge in with your friends.

Basic Mannerisms

This is hard to crack, and weirdly, it’s basically who we are when no one’s looking. Show less enthusiasm, and cultivate restrain during conversation.

If the man says something funny, do not shout: “Shut the f*** up!” No matter the chemistry, this is not your neighbor whom you’ve known for decades.

The Ex-Factor

Ignore your ex, no matter how fond or distasteful their memories are. It shows insecurity, if one rattles on and on about their ex. The psycho’s will sometimes call their exes to gloat over a new catch – YOU.

Run!

Money issues

A definite red flag is when your date asks at your first dinner how much money you make. That screams gold-digger, or a materialistic person. Love comes last.

Personal security

The basic rule is arrange a blind date in a public place. This can be a restaurant, a nature walk in a busy public park or beach. Reject suggestions to meet in homes or cars.

If possible, you can arrange for a trusted friend to hang out nearby as you make first contact. After you are comfortable with the date, you can give a pre-arranged ‘Am Safe’ signal.

Avoid expensive jewelry or accessories. Leave the Rolex at home.

It’s also important to avoid cash, as most decent restaurants have cashless means of payments.

Digital banking has made this easy.

Introducing the Co-op Bank e-Commerce platform.

Co-op Bank e-Commerce platform allows the use of mobile phones or personal computers to access Co-op Bank accounts.

Do not be stingy, offer to share dinner expenses – swipe your Co-op Visa Card at the restaurant’s PDQ/POS machine.

To learn more, click here to check online for the Co-op Bank e-Commerce platform, or visit the nearest Co-op Bank branch.

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As we usher in fun December in style, what’s your funniest X-mas family story?

Oh, it’s December already.

Suddenly, those memes start to make sense.

“You go out in slippers and shorts to get mandazi for breakfast, and return home at midnight, sloshed and incoherent”.

Yes, this is the month it happens.

For ethical reasons, I couldn’t share the link to this story here – so here’s a copy paste version.

If you look at our family’s photos for Christmas 2016, you’ll notice that in each group photo, there’s always 3 or 4 people yawning.

Uncanny, huh?

Well, my extended family’s tradition is that each of my dad’s sibling hosts the Christmas feast on a rotational basis.

In 2016, we were marking Christmas in Uncle Mutua’s home in Nyali, Mombasa.

He’s the eldest son in my dad’s family. A day or two before X-mas, he’d booked each of his sibling’s family in assorted hotels around Nyali, all within 15 minutes’ drive to his home.

My dad is the second born, and so had been tasked to marshal everyone to keep time on X-mas Day, and have everyone arrive at Uncle Mutua’s home on time.

My Dad had a watch that showed different times for different time zones across the world, a feature he’d enjoy showing off to everyone at dinner.

On that X-mas Day, we still know not what time zone his watch had been set.

He shakes us awake, then calls every other uncle and commands a tentative arrival at the host’s house in quarter of an hour. No questions asked.

When we drive out of the hotel, there’s barely anyone in the street. Not even stray dogs.

Surprisingly, everyone turns up at Uncle Mutua’s drive way – in 15 minutes. Luckily, Mombasa ain’t freezing in December.

We knock at the door at 5:15 AM.

My aunt opens the door, and groggily grunts: “Oh. The family is here.”

Her tone, well, didn’t sound much Christmassy.

Kind of like, “Oh. It’s cancer”.

On every picture that day there are like four people yawning.

******

All good December stories start with alcohol and fun parties, but in 2020 – that may have to change a bit. The budget has been pretty tight, with little cash flow.

This is the beginning of December, and Christmas is still a few weeks off.

For a memorable time, one doesn’t need to wait for X-mas to have fun, but can slowly start saving for it. One can forgo regular, everyday expenses and save up the amount for the festive weekend.

You can walk to work, and save up the fare. Leave the car at home, and save the fuel money. You can skip weekend nights out, or eating out and save that up.

Digital banking makes this easy.

Introducing the Co-op Bank e-Commerce platform.

Co-op Bank e-Commerce platform allows the use of mobile phones or personal computers to access Co-op Bank accounts through USSD numbers, M-Coop Cash Apps, M-Pesa Pay bill numbers, or the use of Co-op Visa Cards including making payments by swiping at payment points with PDQ/POS machines.

It’s easy to track expenses, credits or debits in real time. It’s fast, safe and convenient. Within moments, one receives account notification messages on mobile phones.

To save up in bits, conveniently use Co-op Bank’s M-Pesa Pay bill number 400200 that allows direct deposits to Co-op bank account.

On the M-Pesa menu, input the Paybill number 400200, then add bank account number on the ‘add account’ section.

To learn more, click here to check online for the Co-op Bank e-Commerce platform, or visit the nearest Co-op Bank branch.

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The six must-have personal traits that make a successful entrepreneur

To be an entrepreneur means being comfortable with taking educated risks, in business.

The secret to success is buried in a formula that combines drive, forward momentum and persistence.

Here’s a few personal traits:

Passion

This is what drives you. You need a true sense of passion, and belief that the product on offer, or the service you have is what clients want. Passion is infectious – and will rub off on the staff and clients. A business launched without passion will lack the ooze and charisma – clients will not return.

Perseverance

A new venture may need up to a year before visible growth can be seen. Until then, an entrepreneur needs energy and enthusiasm to ride out the bumps. There will be constant errors – but a passionate owner will learn, and rise.

There will be daunting overhead bills, staff problems, cash flow issues. One just needs perseverance.

Empathy

This uncanny skill makes or breaks a new business.

The ability to understand your prospective client’s minds and visualize self from that angle. That’s how you realize their problems, and understand them. In that way, you can provide a solution – and this is what sells to your clients.

A practical solution to their problems.

Leadership Skills

A start up needs equally motivated staff to run. You need to be a leader – and not just loaded motivational pep-talks, but practical touches.

An entrepreneur has to learn the Art of Delegation.

This is to be cognizant that one cannot possess all the skills and knowledge needed to pursue the vision & mission of a company.

Like, one can have good social skills, but miserable in accounts.

Stamina

New ventures demand a complete lifestyle change.

Perhaps, one that requires working crazy, long hours. It may mean giving up some aspects of your life, and of those in your circles – vacations, weekends, private cars, etc.

Do you have the wherewithal to grind through long hours at work and lean budgets?

Before the big break, you need stamina to survive a period of intense sacrifice. It pays for one to have a supportive family that shares the vision.

Business skills

Basic understanding of how a business is structured and works is helpful. This is the foundation on which a business sits. Under this, it helps to be a creative problem solver.

To counter this, one has to hire skilled staff, or take the pains to learn the relevant skills, especially on delicate aspects of the business. Say, accounts, or marketing.

Another advisable trick is to align self with established business or financial entities to act as mentors. An entrepreneur learns from the mistakes of others.

In the finance section, for instance, a new start up needs articulate system off keeping books, calculate cash flow and monitor the inventory.

Introducing the Co-op Bank e-Commerce platform,

This robust e-Commerce platform offers a new business a variety of cashless ways to accept payments, or make purchases.

This includes use of mobile phones to access Co-op Bank accounts through USSD numbers, M-Coop Cash Apps, M-Pesa Pay bill numbers, or the use of Co-op Visa Cards, by swiping at payment points with PDQ/POS machines.

It’s easy to track expenses, credits or debits in real time. It’s fast, safe and convenient. Within moments, one receives account notification messages on mobile phones.

To learn more on cashless payments through the Co-op Bank e-Commerce platform, visit the nearest Co-op Bank branch.

Alternatively, check online by clicking here.

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Building your own home from scratch versus purchasing a finished home from a developer: What’s the wiser choice?

It depends…

The first question is, will you be purchasing directly from a builder or buying the land yourself and building from scratch?

If you’re buying the land and building from scratch, the question becomes how cheaply you can purchase the land and how cost-efficiently you can build the house.

Are you planning to hire a builder? Or are you planning to manage the project yourself and hire your own sub-contractors? If you hire a custom builder, you’ll likely pay more than what it would cost if you managed the project yourself.

If you can manage the project yourself, hiring builders and casuals directly, it’d save you a lot in terms of costs you’d otherwise be paying subcontractors.

In all sense, it’s much cheaper to act as your own builder.

Buying an existing house means you’ve accepted all the choices somebody made for that house, whether you like them all or not.

In building, you have room to adjust initial plans on the go: Like, let’s add a room here while we are at it. Oh, why not have a hot tub? Granite looks better than marble….

Of course, with so much freedom comes the burden of choice.

You need to make thousands of decisions.

If you have lots of prior home-building experience, those decisions will come easy. If not, you’ll struggle with them for endless sleepless nights.

Thankfully, you’ll have plenty of time as you’ll be working your way through those decisions over many months, between 12-30 months would be a typical range to build a home.

Then, once you’ve made your decisions, you’ll start seeing the results.

You hope you’re right on ALL of them. Every mistake or poor decision costs you time, money, and energy. You will find yourself spending countless hours at the job site to try to minimize mistakes and correct poor decisions as quickly as possible.

At the end, you hope to get the home you started with. If you got lucky and got most of your decisions correct, you might finish on time and you’ll be able to save a good 10-20% compared to a finished home.

One of the tricks to make a success out of a building project is have a steadfast financial partner. A financial partner has to have a platform that makes easy cash-flow management and record keeping.

It’s a plus, if the financial partner allows multiple avenues to access and manage savings, make payments – and the versatility for round the clock banking.

 

Co-op Bank has greatly revamped their e-Commerce platform to assist businesses meet the increased demand from customers in going cashless.

Going cashless has a lot of benefits.

A client has a variety of payment options available. In making purchases for materials, paying staff and keeping records, the Co-op Bank e-Commerce platform allows flexibility, safety and convenience.

There’s several options:

  • Online card payments
  • PDQ/POS
  • Lipa Na M-Pesa Till Number
  • M-Pesa Paybill 400200
  • M-Coop Cash

Visit the nearest Co-op Bank branch to learn more on e-Commerce, or check online by clicking here.

How an unlikely defendant in a ruffled blazer outsmarts a cocky prosecutor at Milimani Law Courts and escapes jail

This is not my story. But, am mighty glad it ain’t.

If you haven’t been to Milimani Law Courts, it’s a place that draws out the serious, sober bit.

We are in court for a hearing on a burglary case. It’s a default hearing, so, we are at the back of the court room. We get to sit through oddball corruption and murder cases, some of which I’ve seen make angry Twitter threads.

We hear cases that make our case seem like chicken feed.

I was particularly in awe of the presiding judge. It’s almost bipolar how she’d shift from dismissing cases to handing out death and life in prison sentences.

Just before our case is called, a Police Inspector – in uniform – comes in. Shortly, a tall guy in a fitting Italian suit follows. He’s a junior prosecutor at the court. They had a Driving Under Influence (DUI) hearing scheduled.

The accused driver is an old guy, in a ruffled coat and a slouching gait. He wobbles to the defendants table, silently. The prosecutor leads the Inspector through a practiced litany of why he’d seen it fit to pull over the driver, on Kiambu Road.

The Inspector intimates that the driver was a known prior offender. He says he’d seen him miss the yellow line a few times on the run just past the DCI Headquarters. The driver then, in the cop’s opinion, failed, or at least did not pass the sobriety test.

All this while, the accused just stands there with an expression of someone who’d rather be tending goats.

When I ask, I’m told this hearing is to establish if probable cause existed to proceed.

A busy section of Kiambu Road in Nairobi (file image)

The Italian-suited prosecutor looks over at the defendant and in the most dramatic, haughty and contemptuous tone, asks:

“Do YOU have any questions?”

The lady judge affords the man a few moments, and in the last possible second before she drops the gavel, the old man speaks up.

“Yes, Your Honor, I have a few questions.”

It gets interesting.

The slouching old man, suddenly draws himself up, clears his throat, and in a voice that could silence opinionated television political analysts, says:

“Deputy, did I hear you state that you pulled the defendant over because you recognized him as a prior offender, and because he crossed over the yellow line once or twice?”

The prosecutor and the judge suddenly take notice, and a trace of concern steals across the prosecutor’s face. The defendant assumes the third person narration, and is visibly confident enough in front of a Judge.

The Deputy thinks for a second, and replies:

“Well, yes, defendant. That’s you, Mwaniki. Two years ago, you had a similar DUI conviction, and you are a regular in several pubs on Thika Road.”

Mwaniki, nods.

“So, the Defendant’s history of a DUI conviction was a contributing factor in your determination as to whether to pull him over or not?”

The Inspector nods, and, in a less convincing voice replies:

“Yes, or course it was.”

The defendant continues:

“Since you stopped me in the middle of the day, and as your report says,” here Mwaniki holds up a copy of his charges, “nowhere near any of my regular pubs on Thika Road, Inspector, would you say your knowledge of the defendant’s prior conviction was a significant contributor in your decision to pull the defendant over?”

The inspector, now not as cocky, sputters out:

“I just said it was.”

Mwaniki looks at the attentive judge up on her desk.

“So, had you not known who the driver was, there was little chance that you would have pulled the vehicle over based upon the driver’s behavior. Is that a correct characterization?”

The Inspector pauses for a second, and says: “Yes”.

Mwaniki turns to the Judge, and says:

“Your Honor, I move to dismiss these charges as the State has failed to field a prima facie case. Their witness cannot provide articulable probable cause.”

Unexpectedly, for a judge who just dished out a decade-long sentence barely half an hour back – and before the junior prosecutor could tell what’s happening – the judge nods, and says:

“Mwaniki, I get your impression. The Inspector wouldn’t have pulled you over had he not known you were the driver. There’s no probable cause. The DUI case dismissed. However, if in retrospect you weren’t under influence and weaved over the yellow line, that’s an offence. The court fines you ONE HUNDRED shillings. If you can pay, you are free to leave.”

Mwaniki resumes his old man persona and limps out of the courtroom. No orderly even escorts him to the cash offices.

Mwaniki withdraws money from a Co-op Bank account, using the M-Coop Cash App, thanks to the e-Commerce platform. He then pays the fine from M-Pesa, through Milimani Law Court’s Paybill number.

I later learn that Mwaniki had lost his wife a couple of years prior, and presently in treatment for depression. He’d been a reputable criminal defense attorney.

Good for him.

Have you had a debtor skip payment but instead has a story that slides sideways immediately it starts?

Meet Antony Kwalanda.

Kwalanda is a work colleague, and owes me money. We share an employer, and the same pay date. I expected payment, but, instead, Kwalanda has a story.

Well, I’m convinced to listen, and it’s a heck of a story.

******

A few months ago, a rather poor couple moved in next door. I live in Likoni, some place called Bondeni.

They were native Kisii’s – and you know how friendly Kisii’s tend to be. No, it’s not stereotyping. It’s just what it is. A few days in, we are friends and they tell me how they eloped from their Nyakemincha village. The guy’s extended family disallowed their relationship – citing distant clan relations.

We grew close.

This is a couple out in the urban jungle with no contact from their relations in the village. But, thankfully, the girl’s family wasn’t so held up on who she chose to date or cohabit with.

It happens that the girl grew up with her maternal grandmother, and she wanted to show her the beach ‘before she died’.

Fair enough.

So my neighbors book their elderly grandma a seat in one of the night buses from Kisii. She travels safe, and they pick her at dawn from Mwembe Tayari terminus.

I met her once in the hallway. She’s elderly, but quite sprightly, and chirpy. Much like my neighbor, her grand-daughter.

Grandma is jovial, and seems like fun. Heck, she even offers me a portion of the gifts she brought. Just bananas, but, still……

Well, a week runs by. Grandma spends a lot of time on the beach. Perhaps it’s the cold from the water, or the constant shore winds, but she caught a severe cold.

She died.

Me: Wait, Kwalanda, slow down. What did you say?

Him: She died, right there on her bed in their spare bedroom!

Right after her granny kicks the bucket, the girl lets rip that her grandma’s wish was to be buried outside her hut in Nyakemincha, Kisii.

Which is alright, except that my neighbors do not have much in their savings to fund such a burial, especially not in far-off Kisii.

It costs quite a sum to hire a hearse from Mombasa to Kisii.

They turned to me for help. I had to give them all I could spare so they could hire a private van to transport their grandmother back to Kisii.

Kwalanda ends that story with a forlorn, mournful look.

A few days later, I learn that he neither lives in Likoni, nor does he have Kisii neighbors. He’s just skipping paying his debts.

After a somewhat funny confrontation at work, over tea break, Kwalanda is nailed. He makes a money transfer on his phone from his Co-op Bank account via the MCo-op Cash App to my account.

******

This is possible using the MCo-op Cash App. Alternatively, he could have used the USSD *667# to initiate the process.

 

With Co-op Bank e-Commerce platform, this feature does much more than settle personal bills and debts. MCo-op Cash App can be used to make cashless payments for goods and services.

It’s fast and convenient. It’s safe, cashless and reflects instantly into the recipient’s Co-op Bank account.

At the same time, all business money paid through Co-op Bank e-Commerce platform is readily available, either through internet banking, ATM’s or over the counter in branches across the country.

Visit the nearest Co-op Bank branch to learn more on e-Commerce, or check online by clicking here.

What are the benefits of exploiting payment options offered by the Co-op Bank e-Commerce platform?

Co-op bank has greatly revamped their e-Commerce platform to assist businesses meet the increased demand from customers in going cashless.

Going cashless has a lot of benefits. Besides being a vital prop in the fight against Covid-19 which has higher chances of spread in the exchange of cash, there are other benefits.

What’s on offer on the e-Commerce platform?

Online card payments

Boost your sales by integrating into our online card payment solution to receive card payments from customers from different banks and from anywhere in the world. These are Coop Bank ATM’s, Debit or Credit Cards. All payments for purchases or goods delivered can easily be checked off by swiping these cards.

With card payments, it’s easier to track stock levels, and enjoy an easy check out flow.

PDQ/POS

Forget the fancy jargon. This refers to a device which interfaces with payment cards to make electronic funds transfers. They are very popular in malls, supermarkets and fuel stations.

It’s basically a payment terminal. POS stands for Point Of Sale in a business outlet. PDQ stands for ‘Process Data Quickly’.

Coop Bank avails PDQ/POS machines to their clients. These machines greatly boost sales by enabling them receive card payments from customers from different banks.

A trader enjoys timely reports, easier tracking of income and expenses.

Lipa Na M-Pesa Till Number

Co-op Bank takes pleasure in service, as seen by the offer to process a till number for their client’s businesses, at no charge.

This helps a business to receive cashless payments via Lipa na M-Pesa Till Number. The money received through the Till number is deposited directly into the client’s Co-op Bank account.

The payments paid into the account can be accessed anytime via Co-op Bank’s mobile banking platform, ATMs, Co-op Kwa Jirani agents, Internet banking or at any branch across the republic.

M-Pesa Paybill 400200

The M-Pesa Paybill number 400200 enables a trader to receive payments directly into their Co-op Bank account. The money reflects into the account immediately.

One can also check for the payment confirmation via our mobile banking or internet banking platforms. Alternatively, one can receive notifications via text if they have subscribed to the MCo-op Cash SMS notifications.

The funds are accessible anytime via our mobile banking platform, Co-op Kwa Jirani agents, ATMs, Internet banking or at the branch.

M-Coop Cash

This feature is not limited to business owners, but to everyone with a Co-op bank account.

It’s applicable to all needs that require exchange of money. Encourage colleagues, family members, clients or business associates who have Co-op Bank accounts to send money directly account using the MCo-op Cash App or via USSD *667#.

How does a business boost sales?

  • Easier tracking of expenses.
  • Timely business reports.
  • Easy check out flow.
  • Instant payment confirmation via SMS notifications or via internet banking platform.
  • Payments are deposited into Co-op Bank account – easy access anytime via mobile banking platform, ATMs, Co-op Kwa Jirani agents, internet banking and at the branch

Visit the nearest Co-op Bank branch to learn more on e-Commerce, or check online by clicking here.