Ratchet Edition: Top 13 Sexiest Female Celebrities Of 2013
Yesterday, I told the story about my quest to find the sexiest celebrities in the land and indeed, it was quite the riveting tale. The sexiest ladies were found but on the same quest, I came across some rather beautiful wenches whom I feel were enough to warrant a separate list of their own. The reason I chose to put some of the lasses on this list in this particular list is because while they are indeed beautiful and sexy, they are either still rough around the edges or lack proper dress etiquette or would routinely shoot from the mouth and forget that a lady must remain poised, calm and collected at all times. Some of the ladies on this list are straight ratchet while some had a ratchet moment too many this year.
That said, this list is about to make me a couple of enemies more but watch as I proceed to give a buck.
And the ladies on my list are:
#13. Alysha Bluemits (Video Vixen)
Alysha is one of the new discoveries of the year but she is still as yet fairly unknown. She has managed to inject some life in a couple of events and music videos with her lively character and amazing body.
#12. Shee Waruinge -Socialite
The lass release a belly dancing video earlier in the year and has been involved in one too many tweefs for my liking. The thing about ladies is that they shouldn’t deign such petty squabbles as the type to be found on social media as worthy of their attention.
#11. Eva Saida -Model
Admittedly, she gained prominence through dubious means yet still something must be said about a lass who is a go-getter. And Eva certainly is that.
#10. Gin Ideal -Rapper
#9. Sylvia Omboto -Video Vixen
Ratchet rarely gets sexier than this.
#8. Maura Malanga -Video Vixen
The lads in the office would be livid if I ever wrote a l;ist such as this and it didn’t have Maura Malanga. Especially Vince.
#7. Angel Maggie -Video Vixen and Model
The lass who first came to the limelight through a date on Tujuane quickly became the must have lass on set of any video shoot. That is because the model is sexy.
#6. Saliva Vic -Socialite
This has to be the scruffiest of them all. The lass acts like she is on one long P.M.S trip talking rubbish rather than concentrating on the ratings of her show on Hits FM.
#5. Shiks Kapyenga -Actress
This lass is a huge disappointment. She is beautiful, she is funny and she is outgoing. I wanted her on the glamour edition of the sexiest lasses yet she continually refuses to dress up and be a lady. I understand that she is a tomboy but that is the reason why the rest of the lads at Gh! refused to let me add her to that list and she instead lands here.
#4. Pendo
This is the undisputed queen of the ratchet lasses but her sex appeal wasn’t enough to get her top spot. her scrapes with the law, friends and club owners is what has made the year.
#3. Vicky Kimani -Singer
From taking subliminal shots at Ghafla to not quite deciding whether she want to be a glamorous diva or bring black America to Kenya, the lass who is Bamboos sister makes the list.
And before anyone whines, you never see Nicki Minaj trying to fit in with the ladies now do you?
#2. Huddah Monroe -Socialite and Video Vixen
I find this lady unbelievably sexy. she has flawless skin, beautiful feature3s and a lithe, flexible frame. Unfortunately, she has an attitude and can;’t seem to refrain from getting into scrapes online.
#1. Vera Sidika -Video Vixen
vera is by far the most intelligent lass on this list. Instead of bitching about notoriety, she turned it into assets. real assets. A house in Lasgidi (Lagos) to land in Kenya and two business ventures under her name. She turned booty shaking on the song “You Guy” into all that.
