PICTURE: Baba Ghafla’s secret romance?

Sh*t-stirring am I? WELL AREN’T WE ALL?????

 So, Baba Ghafla! is not the most “respected” in the office when it comes to pulling the fairer sex. 

Let me give you a run down of the ‘usual suspects’ (by this I mean the guys who hang around the writers room) and their “prowess” #MULIKAGHAFLA

Uncle Chim Tuna: He is the biggest LIAR of them all. Don’t be fooled by his chauvinistic articles. Not only is he the most WHIPPED man I have ever seen, but he also is in the MOST denial. So he believes the wider he opens his mouth the more promiscuous we will think he is. You know how the average human swallows eight spiders in their sleep per year? Well Chim has already swallowed 800 spiders, AWAKE. Shut your mouth already youngin.

Vincent: He would probably pick up more chicks if he was not always wearing THESE shoes.

*moment of silence for Vinnies brogues*

Chege: (not a writer) He is the type of guy who sneak attacks every chic I see him with. He is very unassuming and unintimidating (the COMPLETE opposite of the lunatic that is Chim). And I guess because of this, I am gonna honestly say, Chege is often with chics that are WAY outta his league.

Jeff: Errrrrrrrrrrm where is Jeff? If I saw him for more than half a second a day I could tell you more. I kidd you not, no one knows where he posts his articles from. He is invisible.

Fox: (not a writer) His nickname is Fox…… Need I explain more? He is the resident looker at Ghafla! He needs no help. And if he is a player (he has ample opportunity to be one) he is discreet about it then. But he cute, no lie.

Baba Ghafla!: LORD JESUS. DO NOT LET HIM PROCREATE. THE WEAK MUST DIE. #DARWINISM

So, here I am, just chin-chillin when I stumble across this gem of a picture.

IS THAT ANITA NDERU!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD IS ENDING!

And hashtagged is #babaghafla #boombaataa????????????? My life has no meaning. *in myZainab #BBA7 voice* Take me now!!!! Take me now!!!!

Is it a far stretch they are dating? Ok, its just a pic, but let’s analyse this. 

1. She posted this on her instagram. Ya’ll know how HARD it is for a lady to willingly post/appear with you on her OWN instagram? (Multiply that factor x1000 when it becomes a “celebrity”)
2. Body language people. Anita is leaning back into Baba Ghafla!, who clearly has his arm around her in a protective kind of pose. This ain’t no side-by-side-friends pic.
3. They are BOTH cheesing so hard that it’s hard to tell which is shinier between their smiles and that pink jacket.
4. APPARENTLY these two have known each other for the LONGEST. (I’m talking A.D. Ghafla!) And in life friendships sometimes blossom into more than that. That’s not far-fetched is it?

In conclusion, there are three possibilities. These two are secretly dating or there is some CRAY sexual tension there that they haven’t acted on yet, or they have already HAD a thing hence the comfort level we are seeing.

Baba Ghafla! and Anita Nderu, mnalike-iana?