Now Even Maina And King’ang’i Get Into The Donkey Sex Shenanigans!

DYesterday some rather unbelievably bizarre news rent the airwaves and had a nation and indeed a continent shocked and in awe! 4 men had allegedly raped a donkey and killed it in the process and all this happened right infront of a church!

I wonder why KOt haven’t been picking on other African countries must be due to the fact that with the besti@lity story, they would get their @sses handed back to them and yes, pun intended!

But anyway, today in the morning, Maina and King’angi have decided to delve deeper into the subject matter and what has transpired. Maina said what has been on my mind actually: when it was dogs it was alarming but still funny. Then a chicken and that was flat out hilarious! But now a donkey is dead and i for one am appalled! How could they do that to a harmless animal?

And all the men who called in placed the blame squarely at the feet of women. One particular caller comes to mind and he said that when men turn to animals, it is an indictment of the fact that women have failed and men no longer desire them.

Then there were the odd crackpots; one called in to say that he gets turned on by an electric shaver! And at that point everyone in the office looked at each other, paused for an awkward minute then acted like there was nothing to see and moved right along with life. Yeah, Kenyans are indeed a weird bunch!