Njoki Chege Is Back!!! And God! She Has Mercilessly Murdered Kiss FM,Classic FM,One FM and Even Easy FM! Hilarious!
It wouldn’t be too long before serial provocateur Njoki Chege hit back again. Going for the jugular. Leaving a bloody mess of her victims behind. And this time,the little girl with a little bitchy column has outdone herself.
Njoki Chege’s latest piece,even by her bare knuckles standards,has really dug deep. And bruised quite an ego.
Miss Chege’s popularity soared sometimes last year after she did that ‘Why Men Cheat’ controversial piece. And I remember,I did a very well-received rejoinder…
And now,the Nation newspaper antagonist is back with one of those pieces that shreds and disarms a victim so bad,there’s nothing but mercy,bones and grace left of them.
Her article this beautiful Saturday was titled ‘Want To Be A Kenyan Radio Presenter? This Is How’
Judging by the bland title,you get a feeling that this is just another one of those online success tutorials but then again, You remember that Njoki Chege,the self-proclaimed City Girl,is the author. And then you’re immediately gripped.
And in a bid to thoroughly torpedo our unschooled,accent-dropping and clueless ‘Radio Presenters’ ,Njoki did such a beautifully camouflaged article you wouldn’t guess she was attacking some of the BIGGEST radio stations in the Country. Even one of which she is employed into.
She lunges at Classic FM,shreds Kiss FM apart and outstandingly blasts the home of stupidity One FM. And Lord,It’s quite a read. Especially if you agree with her… At least on this particular article.
Kiss FM radio presenters are perfectly outed as cheap,failed musicians and third-rate one hit wonders. How true!
Classic FM presenters are painted as failed comics,uncreative ‘comedians’ and cheap local-accent aping ‘jokers’. And Boy,is she right!
Capital FM has been branded the home of fake Western accents and don’t we all know that already!!?
She even squeezes a gem ‘TV Bimbos’. Yup,she said it.
Easy FM, is also attacked and mocked for hiring failed ‘musicians’ and Anto Neo Soul,that chirpy girly singer,is thrown so under the bus,he has his little manly cleavage to hold onto.
One FM is hailed as the home of the semi-illiterate presenters who,in all honesty,dropped out from school. Yup,the village thugs who don’t even know English. And can’t express themselves in a language officially recognizable. Basically,the hub of fools and brain-dead ramblers. And Lord,Do I agree with her!
I’ve disagreed with Njoki a billion times in the past. And I’m sure she knows that… And if not,she better know.
But this time round,Girl nails it so bad I wanna cum.
Goddammit! Totally on point…
Check out Njoki Chege’s full acidic article HERE… And sweetheart,we’re SENDING in a hefty invoice. Sisi hatuko hapa ku-promote kazi ya NMG.
