‘Mwanaume Ni Kufungua Roho’: Cabu Gah confesses his Humongous Crush on KTN’s Attractive Actress

No matter what your type, you’re sure to love one of today’s many hotties on TV and #TeamMafisi are with me on this. Yes, ogling hot chics is fun. Okay, more than fun. It’s an essential part of our day; more like having nyama choma then washing it down with finely brewed beer.

Anyhow, resident rabble-rouser, Cabu Gah has done what most guys are coy about. This morning, the well-known blogger revealed his very huge crush (and a possible sign that he’s interested) on undeniably beautiful and consummately talented actress in KTN’s Lies That Bind, Maureen Koech.

Even though he has a girlfriend, Cabu Gah reveals, “Maureen Babe, I got a crush on You.” He even declares that he’s ready to be murdered for making the confession.

“I have a crush on MAUREEN KOECH!

Yea,there,I said it!

Kill me now!

My,Oh,My!

Isnt she lovely? Man,she’s heavenly.

Boy,oh,boy! Am I into this soul-enchanting piece of flawless creation.

Maureen Koech is an Actress. And a singer.

I first watched her on the KTN programme LIES THAT BIND.

And that nailed it. I was smitten.

Good grief!

Who is this girl that stole my heart this much?

I watched the programme religiously. Not because I was captivated by the storyline.

But because I was dazzled by this ravishing piece of beauty.

She is Chaste.She is Genteel.She is Placid.She is Tender.She is Stately.She is Glorious.

SHE IS MISS KOECH.

And when she won that Nigerian Award,I was amöng the first people to congratulate her.

Lord,Am I into her!

Look at those eyes…those piercing sleek eyes…Look at those lips…those scarlet-red earth-shattering lips…

And when she talks,Boy,its the sweetest voice ever…

A voice potent enough to send souls scrambling for air…

She’s breathtaking. She’s a work of Art…

And have You heard her music?!?

HAVE YOU???

Goodness,YOU SHOULD!

Maureen Babe,

I got a crush on You.

I know I have a girlfriend and she will probably butcher me after this update.

And hang my sorry ass in Dagoretti Market.

But TRUTH BE TOLD.

Girl,thou art fine!

I have been harbouring this feeling for long.

And I have now let it out.

I am ready to be murdered. And buried at the border of Ethiopia and Kenya.

For declaring my crush on Maureen.

Mwanaume ni kutoboa…

Madam Koech,thou art enticing!

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.”

I don’t know what the Best supporting Actress Africa 2013 at the AMVC Awards and Pop and Afro-house singer has to say about this.