Miley Cyrus Says “I Want To Go To Kenya”

Miley Cyrus is one of the most controversial and talked about stars out in the galaxy right now. She is the ultimate illustration of the adage that there is no such thing as bad publicity -a lesson Kenyans would do well to learn. Not the half-assed flirtation with controversy then they beat a hasty retreat when things get thick.

In an interview I came across, Miley Cyrus was asked about her brand, the way she dresses and all that rot. Bothersome questions aside, let us simply cut to the chase; she said she wants to come to Kenya. Let me post an excerpt of her interview:

How sad and small Miley Cyrus’ life really is:

“I never leave the house,” Cyrus explains. “Why go to a movie? I’ve got a huge-ass TV. We’ve got a chef here that can make you great food. We don’t need to leave. I would just rather be here where I’m completely locked in.”
…In the garage are Cyrus’s motorcycle, a white Mercedes S class, a Porsche, and a Maserati—but with the paparazzi outside, Cyrus says, exits require planning.
She betrays a note of yearning when I mention I’m about to depart for an assignment in Kenya.
“I want to go to Kenya,” she says.
I tell her to come: “No joke. You could do it.”
“Kenya’s my dream,” she says. “Kenya is my total dream. I wish I wasn’t going to be in Minneapolis next week, I wish I could be in Kenya.”