Maina And King’ang’i In The Morning: Fat, Shameless Women And Why Their Husbands Leave Them

Boy meets girl, boy woos girl, boy marries girl and then comes a baby in a golden carriage or so the narrative goes. But then the plan goes horribly wrong sometimes. Boy meets girl, boy woos girl, boy marries girl… Girl becomes fat. Girl lets go of herself and becomes a potato.
This one fact is the reason I am scared of marriage. I refuse to settle for mediocrity.

But what is a man supposed to do when his lady love becomes 3 ladies in one body? That is what Maina and King’ang’i are discussing today morning. The topic of discussion came about after a brave, daring blogger by the name of Njoki Chege spoke the truth about weight issues and how they affect marriages.

Women were livid. Some men, were also up in arms -afterall, when we stop focusing on shapeless wives, we will begin to focus on their fat, shapeless husbands. But away from that, allow me to explain something to all the fat wives reading this and cursing the day I was born:- men are visual creatures. A fat woman will nary excite a man. Especially after he met you when you were a lithe, light, nimble, nubile seductress who won his heart.

This is what the conversation on Maina and King’ang’i is like: