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Vera vs Amber Ray: The most childish beef we’ve ever seen

Posted on March 20, 2023March 20, 2023 by Ozymandias

Vera Sidika and Amber Ray are currently embroiled in a beef that can only truly be described by one word: childish. We cannot even believe just how vicious the matter has become and we cannot believe how petty both parties are being.

To give you some exposition, allow us to start by saying that this beef is all about a gender reveal party… A goddamn gender reveal party has escalated into a war of words that is epic in its pettiness. Both socialites accuse each other of stealing the idea from the other.

Vera Sidika vows to outdo Amber Ray’s gender reveal party

Amber Ray was the first to host her gender reveal party in a big way. It featured a billboard announcing the fact aswell as her and her fiance, Kennedy Rapudo enjoying a helicopter ride to the venue. And that’s when the real splendour begun as the venue was expensively decorated and the menu was fit for kings.

Vera Sidika clearly felt some type of way because she spoke about her displeasure to anyone who would listen. She felt as if her ideas were plagiarized and she was not happy about the fact, calling out her rival and accusing her of being a snake who hid their intent behind the back of a mutual friend who has since passed on.

Vera Sidika picking beef with Amber Ray over baby shower is just juvenile

Since then, they have been airing each other’s dirty linen in public with Vera Shikwekwe Sidika calling out Amber Ray for being a home wrecker and husband snatcher while the latter is calling out the former for having a useless husband who does nothing but mooch of her.

What’s interesting is that in the public’s eyes, these two women are the same animal and the same beast; both are women of ill-repute who have used their bodies to get to their wealth and public notoriety. So many are watching out of morbid curiosity to see what the two will say next and just how low they’ll stoop to outdo each other.

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Vera Sidika vows to outdo Amber Ray’s gender reveal party

Posted on March 17, 2023 by Ozymandias

It would seem Vera Sidika and Amber Ray in a battle that none of us were aware of. But now everything is bubbling to the surface.

Top 5 Hot Photos Of Pregnant Vera Sidika

Amber Ray recently held a gender reveal party that was the talk of the town due to its opulence. This seem to have robbed the former socialite currently based in Mombasa the wrong way as she felt outdone.

And so Vera Sidika has decided to host a gender reveal party of her own that she has promised will be the talk of the entire nation due to how over-the-top it will be.

Vera Sidika picking beef with Amber Ray over baby shower is just juvenile

Amber’s featured a billboard to mark the occasion a helicopter ride to the venue and just some obscenely expensive decor at the venue. She also invited Kenya’s A-List celebrities you’re more than happy to go there and enjoy life on her dime.

Vera Sidika’s photo with hubby leaves many talking

Vera Sidika’s own is currently being set up and we are way to see whether she will indeed deliver on our promise to outdo her rival. What is interesting also is a contract between the two as we know Amber’s was paid for by her fiance, Kennedy Rapudo. Meanwhile, Vera is paying for her own. And there is no shade to her husband Brown Mauzo.

Costume husbands: Vera Sidika wears the pants in her marriage

I guess nothing is left at this point other than to watch everything unfold and then compare photos of both events side by side then we can deliver our verdict.

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Costume husbands: Vera Sidika wears the pants in her marriage

Posted on February 3, 2023February 3, 2023 by Ozymandias

Vera Sidika is married to Brown Mauzo. What I mean by that is that she is the one that wears the pants in her marriage. Her word is law and her husband is merely an accessory.

Vera Sidika pours out her heart to husband, Brown Mauzo – describes him as most handsome man in the world

And there is a lot of evidence of the fact when you just as simply as glance at their social media accounts. The posts he makes aren’t up to him and that is why he looks more and more like a woman; the estrogen shots he’s taking up the keyster are clearly working.

The couple recently posted a photo on social media and you will not be able to convince me that it was Brown Mauzo’s decision. The photo did nothing for his brand or the opinions people have of him -we still see him as Vera Sidika’s handbag.

“Ushamba ni mbaya” Vera Sidika defends daughter Asia’s long extensions

He has now transitioned from being an artist and is now rebranded as a businessman. That move couldn’t have come at a better time given that his core audience (women) are beginning to question the changes they’re seeing in him.

You see, what Vera Sidika has managed to do to him is essentially to castrate him. He is no longer the type of man who exudes an air of mystery and danger about him. He is not a man who looks like a butch lesbian waiting for permission to do or say anything.

Vera Sidika deletes post after revealing how much she pays nanny

And there is nothing more off-putting for his audience than that! A timid, domesticated man. Vera Sidika was the financial might. We knew that much. But how did she get that money? There is a huge question mark attached to that subject. But she was accused by one of her former johns of being a high-end call girl. And what type of man would willingly settle with a woman of her reputation? Well, he’d have to be either weak or desperate (or both).

But as Thomas Sowell once said, in life, there are no solutions, just trade-offs. Brown Mauzo is now living a better life than he previously had even if it came at the cost of his self-esteem and career. And Vera Sidika got a husband -even if she has to lead and she’s effectively in a lesbian relationship.

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Vera Sidika needs to hit the gym but…

Posted on December 8, 2022 by Ozymandias

Recently during a Q&A session on her Instagram Vera Sidika reveal she felt it was time for her to hit the gym to lose her belly. She made this admission after a fun point it out that most recent photos and videos she keeps hiding her midsection.

Vera Sidika Is Ruining Brown Mauzo’s Musical Career

However, what looked like a moment of self-realisation, quickly spoilt after she later picked on skinny women by posting a video of an emaciated woman dancing and comparing it to the rattling of bones.

And this got me wondering about just why it is that borderline obese women and chunky girls (chonks) like Vera Sidika keep mocking skinny girls. And the only conclusion I could come to is the fact that they are fuelled by envy.

What Vera Sidika needs to do to salvage her music career

I’m sure we’ve all had the stereotype about how African men like obese women; you know the type, the ones who can only find the Amit Rift when wearing a belt. And how some obesity apologists claimed this is truly the African standard of beauty, however, I for one remain unconvinced.

You see Vera Sidika that her physique is only desirable if she has a flat belly. That is what differentiates us from being just another fat girl vs being truly thick. The man who first after her one ever looking for your run-of-the-mill village girl. They wanted a girl with huge assets and a wasp waistline.

Costume husbands: Vera Sidika wears the pants in her marriage

So while I would like to take this opportunity to encourage her to hit the gym or maybe drink one of those slimming teas she sells or perhaps even visit a doctor to help her get snatched once again, what we shouldn’t allow is for her to make a mockery of truly lithe girls.

As a connoisseur of the finest things in life, I have noticed that I do not see billionaires, millionaires, top-tier athletes actors singers and other men of high value running around with rotund partners. Vera Sidika has been in that one albeit as a rumoured call girl so she knows this to be true and that is what flavours envy. And anyone who says differently is a liar.

On a side note, I was going through her comments and not seeing a single person called her out for body shaming. It seems being body shamed is there is of fat, obese women. Skinny girls get no protection from being body shamed.

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What Vera Sidika needs to do to salvage her music career

Posted on December 3, 2022 by Ozymandias

Whether or not you agree Vera Sidika Shikwekwe’s music career is in the crapper as she puts out music that isn’t consistently of good quality a good sounding and the fan dislike it they often seem to be falling over themselves to hit the dislike button however I have some ideas of how she can not only salvage her music career but become a bonafide music star.

The first thing Cera Sidika needs to understand is that two Kenyans she will only ever be a socialite and everything that comes with that we saw her rise to fame and so has candles one of which included her being accused of being a high-end call girl.

What this means is that all the publicity stunt she does to try and generate clout for her upcoming projects and songs are bound to backfire. She has nothing new to offer in that department so perhaps what she’s really needs to do is double down and focus solely on music.

We have all seem inland from nigerian that whether or not she is talented is neither here nor there what she really needs it to have the talent to build a great team around her what she needs is a talented sound engineer and produces people who can make a seem like she was blessed with the voice of angels every time he stepped in the booth.

Tbt: Vera Sidika admitting to getting bigger boobs

Vera Sidika also needs to let go of her ego and understand that she needs to take direction from the profession professionals whenever and however it is given to have that is the only way you can step into the booth sounding like she does is currently and they make a sound like after that they usually to take for someone who believe she is self made although Yommy Jones would add you as well.

That’s literally all she needs and this method get tried and proven clearly in Nigeria, we’ve seen it play out in South Africa and in Tanzania.

It will doubtless take a lot of money and Investment however she claims to have that money so why not put it to good use?

Why all your favourite fat celebrities are undergoing surgical weightloss

Posted on October 13, 2022 by Ozymandias

Fat Kenyan celebrities are finally speaking up and admitting that they are not just interested but actively seeking the services of surgeons and doctors inorder to help them lose weight.

Betty Kyallo’s weightloss journey: Women need to stop lying to each other

And this cuts across the board in terms of genders (there are only two scientifically speaking) and both men and women, males and females are seeking out these services to help them achieve their ideal weight and body goals.

Jackie Matubia blatantly declines ´Patanisho´ offer

Whether it’s Willis Raburu or Risper Faith or Justina Syokua or Milly Chebbie, they are all looking to enlist a surgeon to help them get their ideal body but none of them is willing to put in the hard work necessary to attain this physique naturally.

Another bun in the oven? Maryaprude finally responds to pregnancy rumors

And while these Kenyan celebrities are using their own money, what I would have personally preferred to see is them develop the discipline needed for them to actually mould their own body like a sculptor does a statue.

Terence Creative and Milly Chebby challenge

But what is very interesting about this recent fad is the fact that a lot of these same obese celebrities had tried to schill to us the idea that beauty is available at every size. Let that hypocrisy sink in. Still need me to point it out for you? Cool.

King Kaka’s wife shares jaw-dropping photos after tremendous weight loss (Photos)

I want to remind you that the likes of Milly Chebbie have in the past shown off their bodies in a bod to convince you that they love how they look and want you to know this. And Kenyan women celebrated the fact.

But they were selling wolf tickets because when push came to shove, they have thumbed their noses at this very notion and have instead started looking to become sexy through surgical means. And what’s worse is the fact that they have all not even bothered with trying to work out. Only Willis Raburu tried.

Why I Think Bridget Achieng Got Work Done

But that’s just the thing, Kenyan celebrities lack the discipline to actually see through any actual tough work. They lack self-control but they try to lie to young girls that they are beautiful as they are. Why is that? Because there is nothing as addictive as the dopamine hits they got from young women and weak male feminists toasting to their delusions.

Risper Faith switches off comment section

But its not all doom and gloom and boohoos, at least I can give them some props for being honest about how they are trying to achieve their body goals. It would have been worse if they tried to lie to us that they had infact done the work like Vera Sidika who pretends her belly is naturally snatched.

Amazing transformation! Ben Kitili’s shocks many with photos showing her weight loss journey from 110 kgs to 70 kgs

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The reason so many female celebs dislike Amber Ray

Posted on August 11, 2022 by Ozymandias

Amber Ray seems to be a lightning rod for all the negativity and beef that female celebrities seem capable of engaging in and tolerating.

Amber Ray Advices Jimal To Fix His Family

She apparently has beef with Vera Sidika and even has beef with Amira (Jimal Roho Safi’s estranged wife. But while we can understand why she would be at odds with her former co-wife, we cannot understand why there would be any friction between her and Vera.

However, the truth is, Vera and Amber Ray would have beef with each other for the simple reason that both lack talent and are literally known for the only thing they have to offer; sexual appeal.

“I think she is fake and akona roho Mbaya” Amber Ray gives opinion on Vera Sidika

Think about it, Vera Shikwekwe Sidika isn’t particularly talented. She’s no great actor nor is her music career worth writing home about.

And given how forgettable the two of them are, they are bound to either be fast friends or mortal enemies. Think about it, two people in a market selling mangoes to the same crowd will eventually get nasty with each other because they see the other as a limitation to their growth. Add to this the fact that they both share a collective history with Brown Mauzo.

Amber Ray Addresses Beef With Amira After Moving On (Screenshot)

But this is also the reason why a lot of female celebs do not like Amber Ray. What I mean is not the bit about Brown Mauzo but rather the fact that she is overt with the selling of her sensuality. Kenyan celebrities often lean way too heavily on their sexual appeal. That is why most singers for example, who lose their youth and attractiveness end up either getting saved and going gospel or disappearing into oblivion.

So what is a lady to do? Well, unfortunately, there is little else that Amber ray can do. At this point, all her eggs are in one basket. She is known for nothing other than her body and the fact that men find her sexy.

Ken Rapudo is trying to make a wife of Amber Ray

And in due time, when she is no longer the most popular socialite, she too will start beefing with the younger, hotter trollops that become the flavour of the month.

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How Vera Sidika funded her vast multi-million shilling empire

Posted on April 26, 2022 by Ozymandias

Vera Sidika has been a feature within Kenyan pop culture ever since she first featured as the video vixen on P-Unit’s breakout single, You Guy. Since then, she has been a mainstay in every entertainment publication and we have seen her go from being broke and ashy to actually becoming fabulous (pesa ni sabuni).

Huddah’s big money play that made her a Kshs millionaire

But the question that has eluded many is, “How did she make her millions”? We saw her go from being homeless to her owning mansions and driving the most exotic and luxurious cars. But what was her secret?

It is a lot more simple than you would even believe. Think of Occam’s Razor on this one. Rather than having grand conspiracy theories of how everything played out, I am here to tell you precisely how Vera Sidika achieved her wealth.

Wahu making millions from your luscious locks

She set up a channel for herself to sell supplement products and herbal teas. It sounds too simple to be true right? It isn’t. She new she had the envy of nearly every woman in Kenya and East Africa. They all wanted to look like her and she knew it. What makes her stand out from most celebrities is the fact that she realised she could monetize this fact.

Vera Sidika was essentially the first female celebrity to venture into the wellness and cosmetic business before anyone had thought it lucrative.

And so she began selling the generic options but as her money grew, she decided to brand them so she could create a sense of affiliation with her target market. And the business took off!

But how does she get her products? It actually isn’t too difficult; she gets the generic product from China and has them customized. It is a pretty straightforward endeavour with the marketing aspect being the more difficult bit of things. But with her star power, Vera Sidika has got that covered.

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Co-op Bank offers online payment solutions to businesses, giving them room to expand and venture across the borders. They are providing a secure and conducive platform to conduct business.

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A business owner registers with Co-op Bank to get a unique link known as Pay-By-Link, which they use to invoice their clients.
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The customer receives the unique link via email. Upon opening the email, they are directed to a portal to input their card details and process the payments.
The trader receives a notification via email and SMS with the details of the payments.
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For businesses that have adopted mobile application (APPs) and web check-out platforms, the Pay-By-Link solution optimizes their operations and efficiency by offering a payment solution that provides the following to its customers:

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Small scale traders benefit a lot from the eCommerce solution, for they level their game with established businesses that have long dominated the eCommerce sector in regional and international markets.

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As an investor, you can now enjoy the benefits of cross-border trade as you transact on a safe, reliable, and efficient platform to grow your business.

No Romance With No Finance: Who Is Vera Fooling?

Posted on September 3, 2021 by Ozymandias

Vera Shikwekwe Sidika revealed she is not interested in dating sponsors and I laughed to the point of shooting milk through my nostrils. No really, I didn’t just get my seven chuckles in, I damn near died!

Vera Sidika on why she married a younger husband instead of rich old man

The audacity! All of it! All the audacity in the world is clearly resting in the space between this trollop’s ears! She is actually virtue signalling and talking to us like we do not know that she is or rather was a trollop.

Let me assume you just came out of a coma and have no idea what I am referring to so let me give you some background. Vera Sidika took to her social media account and claimed that though her friends had been putting pressure on her to choose to settle down with a sponsor, she chose Brown Mauzo.

Once A Deadbeat: Brown Mauzo’s Expose Should Worry Vera Sidika

I actually can’t even say that without laughing. Because my mind automatically runs to her Dubai trips. My mind races to her relationship with Yommy Jones -you know, the guy who chased her through the streets of Dubai. That same man who revealed that his first interaction with Vera Sidika was as a John looking for a call girl…

Yet this same lady wants us to believe she is with Brown Mauzo because of tingling feelings and lovey-dovey nonsense? Nah! She is with him because she got a guy whose interests marry into hers and they have to make it work. She gains legitimacy from him and he gets a woman of her profile and status. Win-win.

Mapenzi! Brown Mauzo Tattooes Vera Sidika’s Name On His Arms (Video)

If Vera could have found a wealthy man who was willing to settle down with her and start a family, she would have snapped him up. Instead, she has a man who is not on the same financial level as she is but he is young and let’s face it, handsome -pause. So she still wins. But what about Brown Mauzo? Well, in Shikwekwe, he gets a woman who not only has clout but more money than he does. So he is currently living like a prince. It actually fits his mental schema.

Before he was with Vera, he was with a woman of modest means. Before that? A cougar who landed him in trouble with her husband. Before that? There was Amber Ray but he claims that was strictly a professional relationship. But before that, there was Akothee.

But we do not have to be made an unwilling audience to their drama -especially when it features a lot of lies. Are we meant to suspend belief just so we can cheer for Vera Sidika’s tall tales? Hard pass!

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Once A Deadbeat: Brown Mauzo’s Expose Should Worry Vera Sidika

Posted on September 2, 2021 by Ozymandias

Brown Mauzo was exposed by his former wife and the mother of his firstborn child, a daughter named Lareesa of being a deadbeat and Vera Sidika really needs to take the time to take stock of her situation.

Family Drama: Brown Mauzo dragged on social media by baby mama

No, really, she does need to be worried about Brown Mauzo because a man who can be that callous about his previous family has shown a pattern that could come into play with you. And perhaps this is why a lot of people accuse him of being a male gold digger.

But when the love is still fresh and the new relationship energy is really rife, no one wants to hear anything negative about their partner. Vera Sidika is exhibiting that very energy. She is blind to what everyone around her can see and as a result, Brown Mauzo gets to simply sweep this monumental incident under the rag.

Vera Sidika And Brown Mauzo Celebrate 1st Anniversary

And while every story has three sides to it -your side, mine and the truth, never interrupt anyone who tells you what to expect from them through their actions. Because the fact that he has reportedly only sent Ksh 1,500 as upkeep for his daughter means that were Vera to hit a snag and fall on tough times, he will give her the same treatment.

Another reason she needs to be worried is for just how involved Brown Mauzo would ideally be in their own child life because as I have said earlier, a man who can turn his back on his child for no foreseeable reason is not someone you want to stake your bets on because life is no game of pitch and roll.

Bitter or dramatic baby mama? Brown Mauzo exposed by ex wife for allegedly neglecting year old daughter

Were I a confidant of Vera Sidika, I would insist that he reconcile with his daughter and try to be a part of her life. Lareesa is not the problem here and as the father, he should ideally have some rights to form a relationship with the wee one despite how things might be between him and the child’s mother.

Vera Sidika should do this for the sake of her own child. Advising Brown Mauzo to be mature about his responsibilities also gives her a form of soft insurance he will act the same way towards their child. And it also gives her some leeway with the public should they end up splitting up. Because let’s face it, Brown isn’t the type of man who looks like he understands the concept of happily ever after.

‘I Pray To God To Protect Their Union’ Bahati Pens Congratulatory Message To Vera And Hubby Brown Mauzo

But what do I know? I am still trying to complete university. But clearly, no one has a monopoly on common sense.

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Vera Sidika should be worried about Brown Mauzo

Posted on August 17, 2021 by Ozymandias

Vera should be very worried about the possibility of Brown Mauzo leaving her and moving on to the next wealthier and more popular woman.

Mapenzi! Brown Mauzo Tattooes Vera Sidika’s Name On His Arms (Video)

What do I mean? Well, the way relationships start is often the way they end and Brown Mauzo literally walked away from his pregnant wife.

With that being his behaviour, one has to understand that there is a pattern here. And while Vera Sidika is still on cloud nine because of the new relationship energy, she remains perfectly blind to this fact.

Vera Sidika And Brown Mauzo Celebrate 1st Anniversary

Always trust an unscrupulous man to choose whatever favours his interests. And therein is the flaw of Vera Sidika blindly trusting her man.

The fact that he could walk away from a young family, the fact that he has previously been embroiled in issues with a sugar mummy, one has to wonder just how low he can go.

Vera Sidika needs to keep her pregnancy offline -but she won’t

I understand that life happens and sometimes, the universe sends you “your person” while you’re already in a relationship but that has nothing to do with your young child.

You can end things with their mother and still be a fixture in the child’s life and someone needs to tell Brown Mauzo this and Vera Sidika also needs to understand this.

Vera Sidika is not over Otile Brown

I doubt she will and I am unfortunately one of those people who is reading gloom and doom in the tea leaves over their relationship. And things shall remain this way until they are finally addressed. And the sooner, the better.

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Vera Sidika And Brown Mauzo Celebrate 1st Anniversary

Posted on August 12, 2021 by Dennis Elnino

Businesswoman Vera Sidika and her singer hubby Brown Mauzo are celebrating their 1st anniversary today, August 12. The two lovebirds took to Instagram to celebrate each other in their 1 year of sweet love.

Vera first announced her engagement to Brown Mauzo last year in September through her Instagram;

”Sweethearts, your girl got engaged on 24th September. It was the best pre-birthday gift ever! If someone told me I’d be engaged in 2020 I wouldn’t have believed it, and just like that, like a dream, I’m engaged! To the most amazing human ever. Saying YES to you was the easiest because we became 1 from day 1 & I pray for forever. May God lead us on. It’s my birthday today but let’s celebrate BOTH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME”

The two sweethearts are soon expecting their first baby girl; whom they’re yet to name. Even though their relationship has been subject to criticism, Vera remains optimistic that Brown Mauzo won’t disappoint her; bearing the fact that most of her previous relationships have ended in premium tears.

She has been criticized mostly for ‘settling for less’ by choosing Brown Mauzo. She however, squashed the allegations and stated that she chose love over money.

“I have never settled for less because I have been content and genuinely happy in my relationships. What is settling for less to you? A man that’s not rich?…”

Vera and Mauzo continue to light up social media with their cosy photos and sweet messages, leaving netizens in awe. Happy anniversary to them!

Vera is having a daughter. What will she teach her?

Posted on July 12, 2021July 12, 2021 by Ozymandias

Vera Sidika is pregnant and she had a reveal party that told the world her child is going to be a little girl and I couldn’t help but laugh at the irony that is life. A trollop is going to be raising a daughter. Hilarious!

Superstar baby! Breathtaking photos from Vera Sidika pregnancy reveal shoot

You have to wonder what she will be teaching her daughter. At the end of the day, we can only truly impart our lived experiences and I have to stop and wonder whether she would want her daughter to have her lived experience.

I had earlier opined about whether or not she would want her own daughter to become a socialite like she was. Whether Vera Shikwekwe Sidika would be excited about seeing her daughter take trips to Dubai to go and earn her money.

Vera Sidika Finally Pregnant, Flaunts Baby Bump (Video)

Allow me to recap what I am saying so you better understand what I am asking. You see, Shikwekwe is a trollop. Well, I should really have said a retired trollop as she has now settled down and is married to Brown Mauzo, a Mombasa based musician.

When she first burst onto the scene, Vera was the main video vixen on the P-Unit song You Guy and it was really her buxom butt that featured heavily but given we are in Africa and African men largely have a derriere fetish, she was the star of the video.

‘It Was One Of The Most Traumatic Experience’ Vera Sidika Speaks On Relationship With Tanzanian Ex-Boyfriend

From there, she took her fifteen minutes of fame and ran with it. She released nude pictures of herself and was trending on the very first blog to really be about entertainment and do it right, Ghafla.

Then came the constant trips to Lagos Nigeria which were rumoured to be very similar to the ones Bridget Achieng was caught taking and then too came the Dubai trips that Vera was more than happy to flaunt.

Vera Sidika flaunts handbag worth Ksh 607,000

Without really accounting for her source of income and capital, she bought a house in one of Nairobi’s most exclusive neighbourhoods, Kitisuru, and then set up a spa businesses -which have traditionally been a front for her line of work but there is no proof that is what she was upto.

All of a sudden, one day while she was in Dubai, Vera went on Instagram live and was running through the streets of Dubai where her “boyfriend” -a Nigerian scammer by the name of Yommy Jones- was chasing her and attempting to thump the fires of hell out of her system.

“Anaona swimming pool” Fans troll Vera Sidika after sharing video showing husband her privates

Bwana Yommy would later go on to reveal that he had originally paid her for sex and then from there, a relationship (that he came to regret) blossomed. But anyway, Shikwekwe Sidika, a lady who misled a lot of young Kenyan girls into buying into the nonsense that is prostitution being masked as being a “socialite” is about to have a baby and now the question that remains unanswered is whether she would like her daughter to follow in her footsteps.

All I can say is that life is often much more stranger than fiction.

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Vera Sidika needs to keep her pregnancy offline -but she won’t

Posted on June 23, 2021June 23, 2021 by Ozymandias

Vera Shikwekwe Sidika is finally pregnant and she wants the world to know but that is the last thing she should do -and yet, after she got through the first two trimesters, she decided to go online and show off her baby bump.

Vera Sidika Shuts Down People Claiming Her Pregnancy Is Fake (Screenshot)

Obviously, she waited until the riskiest part of her pregnancy was over to confirm the news to her fans but this is the dumbest things she could do. Why do I say she has gone the low IQ route? well, because she is a lightning rod of negativity and yet here she is exposing her baby to that sort of negativity even before it is born.

Photos from Vera Sidika pregnancy reveal shoot

We saw what happened to Vera Shikwekwe Sidika’s clone, Bridget Achieng when Kenyans decided to attack her after she was accused of being a call-girl in Lagos and yet here we are putting the unborn child at the mercy of these same cyber trolls.

Vera Sidika Explains Why She Prefers Having A Baby Girl Over A Boy

Incase you have forgotten, Bridget Achieng was accused of being a call girl and her followers went onto her baby’s IG account to completely eviscerate her mother and it got so bad that she had to first deactivate the account then put it up for sale.

Vera Shikwekwe Sidika’s pregnancy photo shoot

Vera Sidika is literally putting her child at the mercy of such people. Why? For a few chuckles at her haters? Do you know how unbalanced you have to be to think getting “one over on your naysayers” is worth more than the peace of mind of your child?

WOULD VERA WANT HER DAUGHTER TO BE A SOCIALITE TOO?

And why is her husband, Brown Mauzo, allowing his child to be used as a prop in her drama? then again, he is a girlfriend-husband so I doubt he gets much of a say as to what unfolds in their household. Because he should be trying to protect his unborn child yet he is allowing them to become a prop in the drama.

This will not end well because Vera Sidika is already being trolled along with her yet unborn baby and she is getting upset yet she opened the door to all this mess. This is actually a pretty vacuous move -opening the door to trolls (and some well-wishers) and then complaining when trolls actually troll.

“You are my big break” Brown Mauzo showers pregnant wife, Vera Sidika with praises

Then again Vera Sidika hasn’t really shown herself as being a practitioner of higher, elevated thinking so this is purely path of the course of who she is: doing things then complaining when her actions are not received as positively as she expected. And I feel really bad for this child because they are going to have to deal with all the negativity targeted towards its mother and this is what lies in store for its life even before it is born.

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Would Vera want her daughter to be a socialite too?

Posted on June 18, 2021June 18, 2021 by Ozymandias

Vera Shikwekwe Sidika has announced that she is expecting a baby. And while there has still not been a gender reveal but I caught myself wondering whether she would want her child to follows her footsteps if she bears a daughter.

Superstar baby! Breathtaking photos from Vera Sidika pregnancy reveal shoot

Vera Sidika Finally Pregnant, Flaunts Baby Bump (Video)

‘It Was One Of The Most Traumatic Experience’ Vera Sidika Speaks On Relationship With Tanzanian Ex-Boyfriend

Without really accounting for her source of income and capital, she bought a house in one of Nairobi’s most exclusive neighbourhoods, Kitisuru, and then set up spa businesses -which have traditionally been a front for her line of work but there is no proof that is what she was upto.

Vera Sidika parading big caboose which was her source of income

Vera Sidika flaunts handbag worth Ksh 607,000

Vera Sidika and Shakilla, one of the girls who bought into the former’s lies and went into prostitution disguised as being a socialite

Would she want her daughter taking inexplicable trips to Nigeria at the invitation of shadowy wealthy men? Or would she want her daughter flying out instead to Dubai to entertain men and then lie that she can afford to stay in Dubai hotels for a month straight while only being there at the whims of her Johns? Time will tell.

“Anaona swimming pool” Fans troll Vera Sidika after sharing video showing husband her privates

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Vera Sidika is not over Otile Brown

Posted on May 13, 2021 by Ozymandias

Vera Sidika is not over her ex, Otile Brown who we have to all acknowledge has actually won their breakup in leaps and bounds and that is probably a huge part of the reason why the former trollop socialite cannot come to terms with her past in so far as dating him is concerned.

Vera Sidika Opens Up On Wedding Plans With Lover Brown Mauzo, Reveals When She’ll Be Having Kids

And you do have to feel for her and more so for her partner, Brown Mauzo because when Otile and Vera Sidika Shikwekwe were dating, she was the bigger star of the two. But once she exposed him to a new audience, he took off and he is arguably a bigger star than she ever was.

Vera Sidika, Otile Brown — Otile Brown and Vera Sidika when they were still dating

And in contrast, there is Brown Mauzo who has been with Vera Sidika for a very long time and he cannot replicate the type of exposure that afforded Otile Brown his chance at being a superstar. He has not grown his following by much and his music isn’t being received by a wider audience.

”I’ve Never Gotten Pregnant Because I always Prevent It”- Vera Sidika

But that has no factor on what we are discussing today and that is the fact that Vera Sidika is not over Otile Brown and we can see that in her response when people ask about him. You see, the opposite of love is not contempt but indifference.

Otile Brown,Vera Sidika — Otile Brown and Vera Sidika while they were still a couple

And her reply to a fan who asked her whether she still has feelings to “OB” which is one of his monikers and she acted like she does not know him. The intent was to convey a contemptuous “I have never heard of that person”.

Otile Brown exposes Vera Sidika for using and dumping him (Video)

Instead, what Vera Sidika has done is to make me realize she is not over her ex. Why? What happens when someone is genuinely over a failed relationship and their partner from said relationship? They can talk about them without injecting their hurt to the conversation.

Brown Mauzo, Vera Sidika — Vera Sidika engaged to Brown Mauzo who still lives in Otile Brown’s shadow

Time, as they say, heals all wounds. And if time has been allowed to do its thing, then it should have resulted in her hurt and pain at how Otile Brown did her should have healed enough for her to speak on the relationships and the lessons learned.

“You are sick” Otile Brown reveals the main reason his ex Vera Sidika aborted their unborn baby

So Vera Sidika isn’t exactly over her ex. And clearly, she fell in love with OB more than she had anticipated and this shows her human side. Even trollops are women at the end of the day. Still, she should probably take time to heal and seek therapy. Otherwise, she is wasting Brown Mauzo’s time. And I cannot even imagine what this all spells out for Bwana Mauzo because he knows he is living in OB’s shadow -both in career and in love.

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Why Vera Sidika gets upset when she gets told she’s barren

Posted on March 12, 2021 by Ozymandias

Vera Sidika is one of the most famous socialite trollops in Kenya. She is known from East to West Africa and onto Dubai and Los Angeles where she has “partied” with some of the wealthiest and most famous people on the planet.

Vera Sidika addresses claims that she is barren

She then decided she needed to settle down and change the narrative surrounding her name. And when the time came, Vera Sidika decided to settle down with Otile Brown and they dated for a while only for them to break up in such a nasty manner, the blow-up fueled gossip rags for weeks.

Now, she has moved on with Brown Mauzo and the couple has even settle down completely and get married but one question still haunts Vera Sidika; is she barren?

“My hubby has never taken alcohol” Vera Sidika opens up about her perfect husband

And there is one obvious reason why this would bother her. At the height of her beef with Otile Brown, she was said to have been pregnant but she lost the baby. The RnB crooner accused her of opting to abort her baby but she refuted these claims and it seemed she had actually really been looking forward to carrying the child to term then raising her.

But now that Vera Sidika is with Brown Mauzo in a happy union, the question has resurfaced and she did not react well to it when a fan dared to voice it. One would wonder whether the previous experience is the only reason why she was pissed but I would argue there is more than meets the eyes.

Baby onboard! Vera Sidika hints about possible pregnancy

You see, she is aware she is in the eyes of many an African, not a real woman nor wife if she has not been able to give her husband a child. And this fact is what alot of actually barren women are only too aware of as they have been beaten down by their in-laws for their perceived failures.

So when Vera Sidika is being accused of being barren, it hits at a fear she has already been struggling with but also the societal pressure that is rather unfair because if indeed she is unable to carry a baby to term, that is due to factors out of her control.

“Stop taking Panadol for my headache” Vera Sidika responds to nosy online in-laws worried about her marriage

And her husband, Brown Mauzo is a Muslim man so what is to stop his family from insisting he needs to get another wife? I mean, he already was married before and he had children from that union but this humiliation would be all the more real for Vera Sidika.

And many of her detractors seem to believe this is either divine punishment for the abortion Otile Brown had alleged or perhaps due to her calling in life as a heaux but whatever the case may be, we are seeing the results.

“Anaona swimming pool” Fans troll Vera Sidika after sharing video showing husband her privates

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Bonita Lilly strikes flawless chemistry with Barnaba Classic to set the artistic scene ablaze with a beautiful ballad, Nimenasa (Video)

Posted on November 13, 2020November 15, 2020 by Kibaki Muthamia

There’s a spanking, exciting new release on our music sphere that’s causing ripples. It’s a story of an effortlessly creative Kenyan Diva & Artist…..

Artist: Bonita Lilly

Video: Nimenasa, feat. Barnaba Classic.

The new release, Nimenasa features slow, rhythmic beats. This is a love ballad blended with soft vocals and spiced with a lot of tangible heartache. The plot and style of narration serves and contrasts a generous cocktail of love and unforeseen betrayal – as is nigh becoming relevant in modern relationships.

There’s instances a listener finds an artist whose plot and emotion strokes a buried memory – and, the heart coils and clenches with emotion. Not often, but it happens. This is it.

It doesn’t help that gifted artist Bonita Lilly teams up with an equally talented and ‘beloved’ partner in crime: Barnaba Classic. This duo runs the plot script down to the core, with perfect chemistry on set.

Barnaba Classic is the classic (no pun intended) musician and entertainer. Say, how often have you seen or heard of Barnaba Classic away from music? Well, not much, because, this is an artist not in it for fame, but passion.

Barnaba, unlike his peers, hasn’t featured much in distractive, sidelining drama and self-hyping scandals but has been consistent – impeccable releases, stage performances. That’s a plus.

That Bonita Lilly has found rhythm with soulful Barnaba Classic – deep enough, to produce a flawless love ballad, is a glimpse of how talented she is. The artists connect on an awesome level, and the result is a rare integration of powerful vocals and effortless chemistry in the video.

It’s hard to not love Bonita Lilly.

Bonita is a gifted singer, and a talented dancer. That’s a rare combination.

She’s a serious entity in the list of artists in contention for the region’s top female artist. An industry-soul mate probable, Bonita Lilly would be a perfect feature artist alongside Nadia Mukami, Nandy, up to and including Femi One.

Or, wait for it, vocal artist for a genre-flip production.

A suitable genre-flip for Bonita Lilly would be clashing her smooth, soft vocals, against a rough backdrop – rap, hip hop beats. An ideal genre-flip artist would be Rapper Khaligraph Jones, perhaps. In this case, her dancing prowess would be priceless!

Besides the latest video, Nimenasa, Bonita Lilly has previously released catchy hits like Ikamate and the autonomous club banger, Parte!

Off the stage, Bonita Lilly is an established celebrity fashion and beauty stylist. In Mtwapa, this enigmatic artist is the brains behind Lilly Designs, and Lilly Beauty Spot.

You hardly need to know, but the launch of these outlets was graced by rap icon Khaligraph Jones, Socialite Vera Sidika and Comedian Smart Joker.

Bonita Lilly is set to become an established brand in the industry.

Here’s her latest video, Nimenasa. Watch and listen, and amuse us with your two-cent worth in the comment section below:

Vera Sidika is reinventing herself and is smart for using a relationship

Posted on October 5, 2020 by Ozymandias

Vera Sidika and Brown Mauzo are the stuff of romantic gossip as the two seem to be not only doubling down on their relationship but ratcheting up the stakes as they announced their engagement. The news was greeted by optimism and scepticism in equal measure. For some, it is proof that former trollops can find love too. To other, more sensible individuals, it is proof that men aren’t just gullible but willfully ignorant.

Meet the hot wife Brown Mauzo dumped to wife Vera Sidika (Photos)

And that was before we were greeted by the news that Brown Mauzo is a father who walked out on his child and partner (her account of events). And this fanned a blistering wave of hate and indignation towards him but at the end of the day, he seems happy with Vera Shikwekwe Sidika.

But the real genius in this entire affair is Vera. The socialite who has been exposed by past Johns whom she would frequently service in Dubai is doing everything in her power to change the narrative associated with her and rather than working hard, she is working smart.

“Bure kabisa!” Bitter Amber Ray reacts after ex Brown Mauzo announces engagement to Vera Sidika

You see, in a conservative and hypocritical nation like Kenya, marriage works to uplift the status of both the man and the woman. It elevates men from the muck of being bachelors, forever being associated with being irresponsible or being incorrigible poon hounds. Bachelors are assumed to be harbingers of degeneracy yet we see on a daily basis that it is married men who are indulging in vice.

The same can be said for women. Single women are seen as loose at best, trollops at worst. Interestingly, in this matter, Vera Sidika actually works to create that assumption. She is not the type of woman I would advise a married lady to leave unattended around their husband. And she is aware that the fastest and most efficient way to actually change her public image is to settle down and get married. She, after all, is at the twilight of her chosen profession and life will still have to go on once she can no longer attract the big meal ticket clients.

“It will end in premium tears” Brown Mauzo warned after pouring out his heart to Vera Sidika on her 31st birthday

The only flaw to Vera Sidika’s plan is the fact that she did little scouting to look for a mark. She should have chosen a safe option. An accountant or something of the sort. Someone who would be willing to rush into a marriage with such a celebrated “celebrity”. Instead, she went for a ma who has fashioned himself as an incorrigible womanizer. A man who is reported to have left his wife and child. And that undoes anything she is trying to achieve because now she is just seen as a home-wrecker.

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Vera Sidika trying to re-invent herself is a joke that’s actually hilarious

Posted on September 10, 2020 by Ozymandias

Vera Sidika has decided she no longer wants to be known as a ~~trollop~~ socialite but would rather be recognized as a businesswoman. And to stamp that point home, she woent onto her Ig account, took off all her clothes (again) and posed for nude photographs (again) that she is going to no doubt claim is art.

Black don’t crack! Vera Sidika’s bleached skin slowly retaining its original skin color (Photos)

None of this is new. None of this is novel. Infact, it feels a lot like an old dog trying old tricks that had given it a measure of success. That old dog was growing mortified by the fact that there were newer dogs lapping up all the digital attention and it wanted to be validated so here we are discussing Ms. Sidika.

And all this was punctuated by the news that she was moving back to Coast Province and she was going to be setting up her new business ventures there. We didn’t ask, we weren’t curious but now we have all this information and nude pics and we have no idea what to do with them.

“Wapi sindano tudunge ballon!” Vera Sidika ruthlessly trolled after flaunting unreal curves in cut out swimsuit

Vera Sidika is like a cow demanding that we should forget that it is a cow and begin to address it as we would a cheetah. And no one is buying it. That is because Vera Sidika did a stellar job of creating the trollop mystique. When she first burst onto the scene it was as a video vixen on the P-Unit song You Guy.

After that we saw her in an array of nude photos that she used to market herself for what, no one will ever be able to tell. That fed into her image even as we received word that she was a fixture in Dubai night scenes where she would entertain high networth men of Nigerian origin.

But now, we are meant to discard 7 years of our love-hate relationship with Vera Sidika Shikwekwe and simply see her as a boring old entrepreneur with a tone of nude photographs that were the fuel of your brother’s handy escapades.

This is actually a hilarious joke. The lady we love to view (often in the buff) is trying her hand at humour and comedy and it is a worthy submission that she has given us. I am sure all of us will think of her and immediately think of Forbes lists. We will think of her and imagine boring spreadsheets and employee management systems. Then again, perhaps she really was an entrepreneur all this time and I am not giving her the credit she deserves simply because her’s is a business no one really talks about.

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Holier than thou: Vera Sidika spewing new nonsense about Covid-19

Posted on July 23, 2020July 23, 2020 by Ozymandias

Vera Sidika must think Kenyans are truly a dumb lot indeed. As in she woke up and got it into her head that Kenyans are too stupid to remember which is the only logical explanation for the nonsense she decided to make us endure.

“The day Corona kills you, we’ll say it’s malaria!” Angered Vera Sidika takes a swipe at ignorant Kenyans taking Covid-19 as a scam

You see, several months ago, right at the start of Covid-19 and the government imposed self-quarantine, Vera Sidika would ride around in her car and she did so oblivious of the curfew that had been imposed. The only way she couple do this without feeling without any fear is due to the fact that she probably had official permission to do so that was only meant for people performing essential duties.

But all that seems to have been forgotten by Vera who has decided to feed us her hypocrisy by the spadeful.

Vera Sidika parades new multi million home she allegedly gifted herself (Photos)

The socialite decided to take to her IG account to let us know just how irresponsible it is for us to be simply human and want our freedom which by the way is the default of humanity. So you can imagine the amount of amusement her post was met by when Vera tried to virtue signal to us how she is the best at observing quarantine laws. She is gooder than us at being the bestest.

Interesting to see a trollop virtue signal and attempt to make Kenyans feel not only guilty but daft for an innate compulsion to be free. You see, while it is important for us to take care of our health and do so by observing the scientifically approved methods including social distancing and quarantining, we should not get on our high horses and get preachy about it.

How Vera Sidika sacrificed Otile Brown´s relationship with Nabayet (Video)

Vera could have in the least acknowledged her past mistakes of running around like a rebellious teenager without a cause outside of looking badass and all it would have gone to show is accountability. But what to do when you want to virtue signal? What to do when you want to show the world that you are morally superior to the rest of society?

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Socialite retirement package: Vera Sidika planning for her retirement

Posted on May 18, 2020May 18, 2020 by Ozymandias

Vera Sidika has been on social media of late with one mission in mind: top of the mind awareness for her brand in Kenyans psyche. You see, she has been doing anything and everything she can think of to simply remain relevant in what has come off as a largely desperate play.

“I make silent moves” Vera Sidika brushes off trolls over ‘fake’ lifestyle

Vera Sidika is painfully aware that her trolloping days are soon going to be behind her and no amount of surgical augmentation will change that fact. Add to that the fact that the Coronavirus quarantine has forced her to actually experience what her retirement will feel like -and she is panicking.

She attempted to first keep attention on her page by copying Xtiandela’s twerk show, calling her’s Sin City. It hasn’t achieved nearly as much notoriety as the “original” and this is a fact that no doubt bothers her to no end. Add to this the fact that there are younger, “hotter” lasses like Azziad (~~makeup is fraud~~) with whom she has to fight with for attention in what is largely becoming a zero-sum game that Vera Shikwekwe Sidika is losing.
So Vera Sidika has had to adapt to survive. Afterall, adaptability is the greatest skill mankind has as an animal species. And so Vera Shikwekwe has begun to… Drum roll please:

Fans leave no stone unturned as they troll Vera Sidika over failed Instagram live show!

Attack anyone and everyone!

“The only reason people are mad is because monkey was not nyogwad!” Vera Sidika

While she does have a point that only people beneath you, people doing nothing meaningful with their lives will attack you, Vera Sidika reminds one of the phrase “the last kicks of a dying horse”. And make no mistake about it, a dying horse is deadly. Just as a Vera Shikwekwe Sidika with a dwindling attention payload from her fans is going to up the ante to the point she will give us the most entertaining content. She will, however, eventually go the way of a star: slowly become fainter and fainter, eventually only getting attention from randy, useless boys.
And this will not be enough for a woman who has had the attention of some of the world’s most powerful men who according to her ex, Nigerian Yahoo boy Yommy Jones, pay her handsomely for a night of pleasure.

So Vera has to start planning for her retirement. I suspect she is using her IG account as a beta test for a potential-jump to television, perhaps becoming a tabloid show host like Oprah originally was or as part of a reality TV cast member.

Savages! Vera Sidika blasted after suggesting Tory Lanez requested her to be on live session!

If that is the case, then it is smart. Because when she does retire, she will no longer be able to go on frequent globe-trotting trollop trips. And money will dry up. As they say, make hay while the sun still shines so Vera is going to create beef with people she normally would ignore just so she can get some clout she can then monetize later.

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Why Kenyan women are posting more thirst traps on Instagram

Posted on April 29, 2020April 29, 2020 by Ozymandias

I don’t know about you but when I go down my Instagram (from henceforth referred to as IG) timeline, I come across a lot of thirst traps from Kenyan celebs and normal Kenyan women aswell.
And if it isn’t going down on their own IG accounts, then it does when they go live with either Xtiandela or Vera Sidika.

WHY ZARI LAUGHING AT AND INSULTING SLAY QUEENS IS AN OWN GOAL

So why have we been seeing this of late? The answer is pretty simple really. With the self-quarantine, Kenyans aren’t interacting with each other. That means Kenyan women who are accustomed to being hit on and validated on these Kenyan streets are no longer getting hit on.

And the proof of the fact is in all the memes being created poking fun at the sexual frustrations men have.

HOW DIAMOND PLATNUMZ OWNS THE MINDS AND SOULS OF ALL HIS WOMEN

So what is Caro to do? What are Fei and Nyambura to do? Rather than accept the lack of validation, they have simply adapted and begun seeking attention online. And it is a rather smart way to do it. All you need are bundles and away you go, participating in twerk contests and getting realtime thirsty simps to harp on about how sexy you are. That is why Zari undertook her pillow challenge and why Vera has begun thirst baiting, promising to twerk on her IG live if she gets to her Mpesa donation mark.

Indeed, Kenyan female celebrities are at the forefront of this new thottery. And as they do so, they are extra careful to ensure they share the stats of their IG live interactions and engagements. The simps are sated as are Kenyan women.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_PTYsHFIOI/

THE REASON WHY EVERY WOMAN INCLUDING VERA IS THIRSTING AFTER BABU OWINO

On this one, however, I guess it simply is a case of life adapting to the digital landscape. Just because Kenyan women cannot be validated in the streets doesn’t mean she shouldn’t be validated virtually. Then again, this is the same lass who will announce to the world two weeks after her life is back to normal with an end being called to self-quarantine, that she is more than her body…

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-zToFPHx4V/

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The reason why every woman including Vera is thirsting after Babu Owino

Posted on April 27, 2020April 27, 2020 by Ozymandias

Isn’t it interesting to see just how much popular Babu Owino has become all of a sudden with the “fairer sex”? Babu Owino has had the biggest come back of 2020 and the year is not even halfway through. The Embakasi East Member of Parliament was in the political doghouse after he was allegedly captured on camera shooting DJ Evolve in the neck at point-blank range.

CCTV footage of Babu Owino shooting DJ Evolve emerges online

That action once upon a time would have been enough to end his political career. And indeed, many a political pundit expected it to but he has somehow managed to rebound and become even more popular all as the victim of that alleged shooting still lies on a hospital bed.

But what is behind his resurgence to popularity among Kenyan women? Surely there has to be a logical explanation as to why even celebrities like Vera Sidika are thirsting after Babu Owino and Akothee is falling over herself to Baptist him as a man born anew.

Reprieve for weed smokers as Babu Owino supports proposed Marijuana Control Bill after ‘personal experience’

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_XBMffHpZZ/

What is it about Babu Owino that makes him stand out in a sea of 349 MPs? I mean, sure not all of them are men but out of that collective, why does Babu Owino stand out to the point women feel no shame having him as their MCM while the likes of Jaguar go largely ignored? Let us delve right into it.

For starters, Babu Owino dresses well. This is one of the facts that a lot of men underrate. Men largely believe they can dress in anything along as they have a fat bank account. And those same men then start to complain about their only attracting gold-diggers. What do you expect if you are attracting women expecting them to look beyond arousal cues and instead focus on “more than just clothes”? What do you think women will focus on if they are ignoring their arousal instincts?
Babu knows how to dress to accentuate his lithe frame. And in an August House filled to the brim with fuddy daddies, this is a huge advantage to him.

Secondly, Babu Owino has a decent body. As I pointed out above, Embakasi East’s Member of Parliament is in far better shape than his colleagues. We could take the example of Jaguar who also dresses well as well as the example of George Theuri. These two men dress well but they are fat. Human beings did not evolve to be fat and this from an evolutionary standpoint is unattractive to both members of the opposite sex.

He has a bad boy reputation and quite the mean streak. Babu came up through the ranks of Nairobi University politics and rose to become the chairman of SONU. Those of you who have experienced public university politics know it to be a cutthroat affair where opponents usually set each other up with serious health implications. Bwana Owino was able to make a name for himself in a race of thugs and this gave him a serious bad boy mystique. Then add to that the charges he is currently facing involving an alleged shooting incident at B Club and you kinda see why he is the ultimate bad boy.

“Maybe she was calling my name during S~x” Babu Owino speaks after hearing Lilian Muli’s baby is a copy paste of him

Babu Owino is demonstrably a handsome man. Please, go debate this point with your girlfriend.

He has status. The fact that he is a popular ODM lieutenant means he attracts a lot of media attention. Add to this the fact that in Kenya, politicians were the first generation celebrities and you understand why he has so much status and social equity. Lord knows women love a famous man and who has a better chance of being famous across the entire country quite like a politician?

And finally, Babu Owino is rich. In a third world ~~shithole~~ like Kenya, MPs and other politicians are at the top of the socio-economic totem pole. Being a rich man allows whichever woman you choose to know her provisionally needs are taken care of so a lot of Kenya’s women would cream themselves at the chance to catch his attention.

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“Vera Sidika seduced me, I never had feelings for her” Otile Brown reveals!

Posted on January 14, 2020 by Pauline Syombua

Many have been wondering how Otile Brown and Vera Sidika came to be; and now we know!

Speaking with Wasafi TV just a while ago, Kenyan singer Otile Brown finally opened up about his relationship with Vera Sidika. According to the singer, he never made the first move with Vera Sidika since he had never been interested with her.

Otile Brown

@queenveebosset ni Fri-nemy wangu, Sina tatizo nae, Nilikuwa nafanya vizuri kabla ya Vera, Watu hawajuhi sijawahi kumtongoza, alinitafuta mwenyewe, Alikuwa ananipigia sana simu na wala nilikuwa sizipokei.

According to Otile Brown, Vera was the one who reached out to him and after talking for sometime he slowly started developing feeling for the lass.

“Sikuwahi kumtamani @queenveebosset Kimapenzi wala sikuwahi kumtafuta yeye ndio alinitafuta, sina sababu ya kudanganya, Nilikaa kimya kwa muda mrefu sana”

Otile and Vera’s relationship

Although these two Kenyan celebrities dated for a while on the low before confirming to the public that they were an item; seems like their relationship had already completed the honeymoon phase hence the drama.

It is unclear as to why they continue to talk about each other during interviews since they both moved on and are seeing other people; so could this mean that they miss each other? Well, who knows!

Vera Sidika responds to haters in her new jam ‘Mimi’

Posted on July 12, 2019 by Catherine Nderitu

Vera Sidika is back with a new jam dubbed Mimi. This single comes in at a time when she is said to have gone to factory setting. The Kenyan socialite has been trying to get into the music industry since her earlier days with ex-lover Otile Brown.

Mimi is a jam that states that she is still the one. She has done it in Swahili which is a language conversant with most locals. Who told these socialites that they can also sing?

I am sorry if I offend you on what am about to say.. Vera is not a musician and whoever advised her should be stopped. But anyway we all have got different tastes in music.

It seems like music is becoming the new way in which people respond to stupid things in life. I mean look at Vera Sidika talking to her haters. Anyway does it matter how the message is delivered?

Production of ‘Mimi’

Mimi has involved a couple of brains and hands on from few people. To start with, the song is Vera Sidika’s own composition. Also, the audio has been produced by Ihaji. Mimi got the best in terms of audio. The beats are in sync and I must say they are good in as much as I don’t feel the song.

In addition to the good audio production, we cannot forget the video director. This one did a perfect job in this jam. It was done by Nezzoh Montana. It is always good when quality is considered in every art work.

To add to this, the video is good and I must say it is that of international standards. I just hope there was enough energy to accompany this video..

Message

The message is so simple. You’ll realize she is talking about her being the same even with change of color. According to Vera Sidika, logic can get you from point A to B, Imagination can get you everywhere. Mimi is depicting the essence of audacity in life.

The song gets a rating of 5/10.

Below is a link to the video.