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Why Karen Nyamu attacked Samidoh’s manhood

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Karen Nyamu is a rather odd one and her way of dealing with Samidoh rejection is not only pathetic but juvenile. Why is it that it’s only after a woman gets damn that she remembers that a man’s manhood was tiny?

Karen Nyamu bad mouthing & belittling Samidoh might be the reason mugiithi singer never claimed her in public

Antiques over December when she attended a concert he was performing in for Kenyans living in Dubai caused a national scandal as they put their country to shame seeing as she’s a nominated senator behaving like a little child.

Karen Nyamu aka Karenzo

Videos surfaced online showing Karen Nyamu attacking Samidoh legal wife, Edday Nderitu upset the powers within her political party to the point where they have been discussing whether or not to kick her off not just the party ticket but her nominated senatorial seat.

Hii nikama imeenda: Karen Nyamu distances herself from Samidoh

Things have gotten so bad that Kenya’s deputy president is literally acting like a village chief commenting on their marital affairs. Was the man of the House to put his women in check or he would ban him from flying out of the country.

Karen Nyamu

Karen Nyamu’s response when she spoke on the matter on social media was to mock her common-law husband manhood claiming it to be non-existent. This was so juvenile it was downright pathetic. The kind of response one would expect from a prepubescent rather than an adult woman and mother of two. Why is it a woman always attempt to attack a man’s member whenever their relationship comes to an end?

Riggy G speaks on Karen Nyamu and Samidoh: Women misbehave, men get blamed

The reason for this is usually because they have little to no grievance so they manufacture a body-shaming allegation that few can verify and that serves to humiliate the very essence of the man who has agreed them. This tactic usually works on the playground or in high school but fails to impress anyone with a more than lukewarm room-temperature IQ.

When you have nothing of substance like Karen Nyamu, with regards to a reason you can articulate as to why you dislike someone or you have issues with someone, or when you know you are the root cause of the problem, you tend to resort to Ad hominem attacks and insults. This is under the misguided hope that you can dissuade people from digging deeper into the merit of your argument.

Karen Nyamu’s situation with the father of one of her children is one that is very clear she is the antagonist constantly picking fights with a man or his wife either in real life or on social media. This conduct is unbecoming of a national leader yet we have grown so accustomed to this level of childishness from her that we tend to turn a blind eye.

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Riggy G speaks on Karen Nyamu and Samidoh: Women misbehave, men get blamed

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Riggy G recently asked Samidoh to control his women and this was in reference to the scandal that shocked the nation when both his wives, Edday Nderitu and nominated senator Karen Nyamu got into a brawl at a club in Dubai.

Karen Nyamu clearly misses Samidoh – but won’t admit it

It comes as no surprise to anyone who can see the matrix for what it is, that the women have been infantilized and it’s the men who carry the blame for their misconduct.

First wife, Eddy with hubby Samidoh

I am of course referencing the fact that two grown women decided to fight to settle their differences in public rather than interact with each other as adults would regardless of whether or not they’re getting along. Samidoh was called for a Dubai performance months and his two women decided to settle their differences publicly.

Karen Nyamu should have left Samidoh the 1st time he publicly denied dating her

You would think that feminists would be up in arms over the fact because two adult women one of whom is a sitting I’m being infantilized and fitted like children who cannot be held responsible for their behaviour. But no, the witches’ coven is silent as a grave.

Samidoh with wife, Edday Nderitu

It is interesting that regard he has chosen to censure Samidoh rather than hold a sitting senator whose ticket was sponsored by his political party responsible for her temper tantrums. To say that they humiliated the nation on a public stage is indeed true but it is rather cowardly both intellectually and literally for him to refuse to deal with an adult who misbehaved.

Why Karen Nyamu will never let go of Samidoh

One has to wonder whether Samidoh would be arrested if Karen Nyamu were caught breaking the law because she’s clearly not responsible for her mental faculties and decision-making. If she were, say caught up in a corruption scandal, would he be a co-accused simply because she is his woman?

Samidoh with baby mama, Karen Nyamu

But I guess that’s Kenya for you; women are equal and intelligent beings until responsibility has to be taken. And don’t act offended by what I said I’m merely stating the unsaid rules that have been exemplified by Kenya’s deputy president.

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How to cheat and not get caught

Posted on by Ozymandias

I’d originally created this guide for idiots like Samidoh, Terrence Creative, Professor Hamo, Mr Seed, Jalang’o, Mwakideu but since then the list has grown to include Frankie Just Gym It and Akuku Danger. You see, over the last number of months and years, we have been inundated by reports of Kenyan celebrities cheating on their wives and getting caught because they are actually a dense lot.

Samidoh’s failure: Karen Nyamu is what you get when your husband is weak

The one thing these men I mentioned have in common with their affairs is the fact that they humiliated their wives. Kabi was Jesus did not cheat on his wife but he humiliated her. For some reason, rather than bite the bit and deal with the situation he created, he dragged his wife into his nonsense and made her the subject of hate once his ruse was exposed.

But the thing is, none of them, not Professor Hamo, not Jalang’o and definitely not Kabi was Jesus nor Mwakideu would have had to deal with the public humiliation their wives were exposed to had they had mentors cut from the old testament cloth.

Learning from female celebs: Don’t date her if she’s heavily active on social media

First off, let us shed the bullshit notion that men don’t cheat. From there, let us understand and agree that men with as many options as these Kenyan celebrities do will definitely step out of their marriage once or twice. But that doesn’t mean they do not love their wives nor that they are terrible husbands and fathers.

Alex Mwakideu

Alex Mwakideu

Secondly, we should also accept that given the context we are discussing, the men in question are high-value men. They have money and status and while most of them do not have looks, that is a distant third in third world situations that the prevalent one in Kenya.

“Sitoi hii mimba” Mr Seed’s ex side chick reveals why she will not abort months old pregnancy

Ok, now let us get into how a married man or men can get away with infidelity but we must appreciate that there are ways to cheat on your wife and not get caught up like Terrence Creative, Professor Hamo, Jalang’o or Mwakideu and this is actually what would be best for all parties involved rather than them trying to maintain their hypocritical facade.

Professor Hamo

Professor Hamo

First, all your actions must follow one rule, and that cardinal rule is that you must never humiliate your wife. That should form the basis of your intent and actions. Do not rub your affairs in your spouses face. The idea here is for you to be discreet because what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her. Do not tell your WhatsApp group or friends or pose for pictures that your clande has taken.

Mr Seed saga: Baby trapping a man does not work

Also, you do not allow your affair partner to disrespect your partner. They need to understand that their position isn’t to challenge for the queen’s spot. And to accomplish this, you have to be very clear as to whether or not you want to keep her as a second wife or if your affair partner is merely a plaything. Imagine if Samidoh and a host of other celebrities understood this and made their stance on the matter clear.

Somali lady ‘dating’ Mr Seed

Do not make a woman uglier than your wife your clande. I do not know why this is something Kenyan celebs do not understand. Never ever pick a woman who will make your wife wonder why her. You want to be able to argue and reason with your wife (in the event you’re caught) that you had no choice because your partner is hot. It might seem counterintuitive but what happens is when you’re busted, it sparks competition anxiety in your wife. That was not the case when Professor Hamo, Jalang’o or Mwakideu were busted but it is arguably the case for Mr Seed and Samidoh.

 

First wife, Eddy with hubby Samidoh

As for the how:

Get a kabambe
This should be the first rule out of common sense. You never use your personal phone to sweet talk and sext. That is an amateur mistake. You need to know that your phone is always subject to scrutiny. So what you do is get a trap phone that you keep hidden in your car.
Don’t alter your behaviour
Stop changing things like your cologne, stop switching your schedule and stop altering your behaviour. you simply act like everything is normal. And that is easy to do when you’re in control of the relationship.

Crucial lessons Kenyans can learn from Alex Mwakideu’s cheating scandal

Don’t send Mpesa
One of the easiest ways for men -especially married men- to get caught, is by sending Mpesa to their lovers. Now all she needs to do is to provide that trail to your partner and your goose is cooked.

Stop sending nudes
Do I really need to explain this?! Can you not see how much drama this particular stunt has caused DJ Mo? He cannot even go on the offensive to defend himself otherwise, he risks having his pecker leaked online.

Alex Mwakideu finally comes clean on rumours claiming he cheated on wife

At the end of the day, we need to understand that unlike DJ Mo, we aren’t trying to bring shame to ourselves and our families. The best option to take when the urge to stray bites is for you to simply not. But if the urge grows beyond your capacity to handle it, then surely, it is our responsibility to ensure we do not get caught.

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Why Karen Nyamu is desperate for a husband

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Karen Nyamu recently revealed that she has taken to dressing alot more modestly because she is trying to attract a husband and that is one of the most hilarious things I have heard the lawyer cum politician say since she came to the limelight.

Karen Nyamu reveals she has been dressing decently to attract potential husband

“Today I have wrapped up myself top to bottom to try find someone to pay my dowry, si nikujipanga (plan yourself)”

Karen Nyamu with new bae?

And while this might have been a joke, one thing that is universally known about humour is that there is always more than just a kernel of truth in it. And this is the case today.

Samidoh snubs his newborn love child with Karen Nyamu – Instead unveils adorable photo of his months old daughter with wife, Edday Nderitu (Photo)

We know this because while she was with Samidoh, she was eager for the country to know her as his second wife and she even introduced him to her parents. However, Karen Nyamu and his relationship was short-lived and ultimately devolved into violence when he accused her of cheating on him and she shared photos and videos of the aftermath of his attack on her.

It was all a mess. First, we saw her struggle for legitimacy from Samidoh’s audience and her fans despite the fact that he was already married to Edday Nderitu. When that wasn’t forthcoming, she started attacking his wife on social media and they traded insults and finally, the situation I described above.

Samidoh confesses he is lonely, wants Karen Nyamu back (Video)

One thing that is clear for all to see is that this is not the type of woman you want to make a wife of. Karen Nyamu is not wife material. Not by a longshot. But there is a coincidence of wants here. With weak-minded men like the Mugithi singer slash police officer, who would want to be with an attractive woman like her. But she needs a marriage for two reasons, the first is that she is a woman of a certain reputation and renown which is not positive. And secondly, she is a politician and this is something that will be used against her.

Karen Nyamu puff puff passing

Karen Nyamu isn’t stupid, far from it. She is aware that her reputation is one of a homewrecker. She is known by all women countrywide as being the source of agony for a wife, a mother and ultimately, one of them. And she desperately needs to shake that reputation. The only way she can do this is to find a simp who would be willing to wife her up and baptise her from the reputation of being what her actions against Edday Nderitu paint her as.

Alaaar! Pregnant Karen Nyamu distances herself from alleged bae she was spotted kissing

Then there is the political aspect of things. It’s bad enough that we already know her from the social lens of being a homewrecker. It’s so much worse to realise she is a woman who is supposed to appeal to a rather Christian conservative electorate who would want to understand why she cannot get herself a husband. What’s wrong with her?

Karen Nyamu

We even saw her political boss recently ask Azimio’s presidential running mate about her single life so this is something even her own allies aren’t above attacking that fact. So it really isn’t that she would be a good wife and be able to build with a man but rather that circumstances and ambitions are forcing her down the path of looking for a husband.

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How to cheat and not humiliate your wife [UPDATED]

Posted on by Ozymandias

I’d originally created this guide for idiots like Samidoh, Terrence Creative, Professor Hamo, Mr Seed, Jalang’o, Mwakideu but since then the list has grown to include Frankie Just Gym It and Akuku Danger. You see, over the last number of months and years, we have been inundated by reports of Kenyan celebrities cheating on their wives and getting caught because they are actually a dense lot.

Samidoh’s failure: Karen Nyamu is what you get when your husband is weak

The one thing these men I mentioned have in common with their affairs is the fact that they humiliated their wives. Kabi was Jesus did not cheat on his wife but he humiliated her. For some reason, rather than bite the bit and deal with the situation he created, he dragged his wife into his nonsense and made her the subject of hate once his ruse was exposed.

Celebrated media personality, Jalang’o

But the thing is, none of them, not Professor Hamo, not Jalang’o and definitely not Kabi was Jesus nor Mwakideu would have had to deal with the public humiliation their wives were exposed to had they had mentors cut from the old testament cloth.

Learning from female celebs: Don’t date her if she’s heavily active on social media

First off, let us shed the bullshit notion that men don’t cheat. From there, let us understand and agree that men with as many options as these Kenyan celebrities do will definitely step out on their marriage once or twice. But that doesn’t mean they do not love their wives nor that they are terrible husbands and fathers.

Alex Mwakideu

Alex Mwakideu

Secondly, we should also accept that given the context we are discussing, the men in question are high-value men. They have money and status and while most of them do not have looks, that is a distant third in third world situations that the prevalent one in Kenya.

“Sitoi hii mimba” Mr Seed’s ex side chick reveals why she will not abort months old pregnancy

Ok, now let us get into how a married man or men can get away with infidelity but we must appreciate that there are ways to cheat on your wife and not get caught up like Terrence Creative, Professor Hamo, Jalang’o or Mwakideu and this is actually what would be best for all parties involved rather than them trying to maintain their hypocritical facade.

Professor Hamo

Professor Hamo

First, all your actions must follow one rule, and that cardinal rule is that you must never humiliate your wife. That should form the basis of your intent and actions. Do not rub your affairs in your spouses face. The idea here is for you to be discreet because what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her. Do not tell your WhatsApp group or friends or pose for pictures that your clande has taken.

Mr Seed saga: Baby trapping a man does not work

Also, you do not allow your affair partner to disrespect your partner. They need to understand that their position isn’t to challenge for the queen’s spot. And to accomplish this, you have to be very clear as to whether or not you want to keep her as a second wife or if your affair partner is merely a plaything. Imagine if Samidoh and a host of other celebrities understood this and made their stance on the matter clear.

Somali lady ‘dating’ Mr Seed

Do not make a woman uglier than your wife your clande. I do not know why this is something Kenyan celebs do not understand. Never ever pick a woman who will make your wife wonder why her. You want to be able to argue and reason with your wife (in the event you’re caught) that you had no choice because your partner is hot. It might seem counterintuitive but what happens is when you’re busted, it sparks competition anxiety in your wife. That was not the case when Professor Hamo, Jalang’o or Mwakideu were busted but it is arguably the case for Mr Seed and Samidoh.

Karen Nyamu with former helper, Samidoh

As for the how,

Get a kabambe
This should be the first rule out of common sense. You never use your personal phone to sweet talk and sext. That is an amateur mistake. You need to know that your phone is always subject to scrutiny. So what you do is get a trap phone that you keep hidden in your car.
Don’t alter your behaviour
Stop changing things like your cologne, stop switching your schedule and stop altering your behaviour. you simply act like everything is normal. And that is easy to do when you’re in control of the relationship.

Crucial lessons Kenyans can learn from Alex Mwakideu’s cheating scandal

Don’t send Mpesa
One of the easiest ways for men -especially married men- to get caught, is by sending Mpesa to their lovers. Now all she needs to do is to provide that trail to your partner and your goose is cooked.

Stop sending nudes
Do I really need to explain this?! Can you not see how much drama this particular stunt has caused DJ Mo? He cannot even go on the offensive to defend himself otherwise, he risks having his pecker leaked online.

Alex Mwakideu finally comes clean on rumours claiming he cheated on wife

At the end of the day, we need to understand that unlike DJ Mo, we aren’t trying to bring shame to ourselves and our families. The best option to take when the urge to stray bites is for you to simply not. But if the urge grows beyond your capacity to handle it, then surely, it is our responsibility to ensure we do not get caught.

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High testosterone: Samidoh shows us how not to simp

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Samidoh is the man! It would seem the Men’s Conference 2022 has been a success given just how much he has managed to man up and show that unlike the rest of Kenya’s make celebs, he has no intention of remaining a simp for the entertainment of anyone. What am I talking about?

“I will not raise an illegitimate child” Says singer Samidoh

Well, he recently stated that he has no intention to raise another man’s bastard. What is interesting is the fact that he had two wives -well, really, a wife and a partner in Edday Nderitu and Karen Nyamu who are both currently pregnant… So who could he possibly be speaking about?

Samidoh

Well, what we also know about Samidoh’s household is the fact that a few months back he put hands on Karen Nyamu and it was all allegedly about the possibility of paternity fraud but we do not know anything about that other than what is whispered.

Samidoh replaced already? Karen Nyamu caught on camera kissing new man (Photos)

However, even as she has been on her campaign run for the Nairobi Senatorial seat, we were treated to images of her kissing another man (not the Kikuyu benga musician) while still heavily pregnant with a baby she claims to be his.

Happy couple, Eddy with hubby Samidoh

He however took to TikTok to reveal he has no intention to raise another man’s offspring. And I have literally raised myself to my feet and clapped for him. And no, I am not talking about a slow clap but rather, a riotous cheer. Samidoh is the man!

“I am no home wrecker!” Karen Nyamu weighs in on her ‘secret’ relationship with Samidoh

Kenyan men and young boys do not have a lot of real men to look up to in pop culture. We do not have instances of masculinity shown by our celebrities. Instead, we are treated to useless men like Daddy Owen who pine over their cheating wives who continue to shovel defecate on their heads. We have to stomach men like Eric Omondi simping.

Samidoh with his bubbly and fun baby mama, Karen Nyamu

Now we are being shown an instance of masculine instinct by Samidoh. I mean, sure, he has made a lot of missteps in the past, sure he has done a lot of nonsense in the past that I do not condone BUT he has shown he has a spine and that is something we should celebrate: his testosterone is finally flowing.

Mwanaume ni effort! Double blessings for Samidoh as both his wives flaunt grown baby bumps

You see, anyone with a brain could see that his choice of a second wife/ paramour was a poor one. But we all know that a lot of men do not know how to think clearly when they are horny. However, he has begun to correct the error of his ways.

Samidoh with his wife and two kids

Only a fool willingly allows himself to be cuckolded and Samidoh is not that fool. And we have to celebrate this fact. Especially given the fact that we know 30% or more of Kenyan men are raising children not of their own making and the kicker is that they are doing so unknowingly.

We need more men willing to stand up for their own rights and interests like Samidoh is doing. I guarantee you that had it been one of these simps like DJ Mo and Daddy Owen, they would have blindly accepted responsibility without actually verifying paternity because that is what would make them good men. Absolute folly!

Vasectomies and heartbreaks: Nick Ndeda proves that simps only get contempt

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Samidoh and Karen Nyamu: how you start is how you end

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By now you already know about the shitshow that is the relationship between Mugiithi singer Samidoh and political socialite and sometime lawyer, Karen Nyamu.

Karen Nyamu teaches side chicks to never disrespect the Mrs

The two have had a storied love life even though they haven’t even seen half a decade together. And as a result, they have become a mainstay on gossip tabloid and entertainment rags.

Samidoh with his bubbly and fun baby mama, Karen Nyamu

But what is worrying is the fact that the two, Samidoh and Karen Nyamu  have reportedly had a physical altercation that could have escalated to the point of tragedy.

Samidoh’s failure: Karen Nyamu is what you get when your husband is weak

According to the sometime lawyer, she was the victim of her musician “husband’s” wrath after he accused her of cheating on him while pregnant with his child.

Karen Nyamu beaten by baby daddy in front of daughter

On the police officer cum singer’s (in Kenya this term is loosely used) side of things, he swung into action even though he is unsure as to whether or not she had indeed cheated or was in Mombasa with her coworkers or a lover.

Karen Nyamu traumatizing daughter with toxic relationship

However, one has to wonder whether this is not something we could have foreseen: not the violence part but rather the nasty breakup.

Samidoh and Karen Nyamu do not understand that how a relationship starts is exactly how it will end; if it started under a shroud of controversy and secrecy, then that is precisely how it will end -in scandal.

Samidoh and Karen Nyamu started by hiding everything under the cover of darkness. They operated behind his wife, Eddah Nderitu’s back. And now they have to contend with everything coming to light.

The love drunk fool of a singer was eager to disregard every warning he was given about the political socialite’s reputation. And now he is reaping the outcome of his willful ignorance.

Do we really want to mourn this couple? What we should do instead is to point at them and laugh. Let the rain beat them into a pulp. Pun unintended.

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Samidoh is proof men never leave the wife of their youth for the clande

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Samidoh is living proof of the Bible verse that says, “So guard yourself in your spirit, and do not break faith with the wife of your youth. “I hate divorce,” says the LORD God of Israel” and while it might seem like a misnomer for me to quote the Bible about a philanderer bare with me as I make my reasons bare.

Wilding! Samidoh and wife caught on camera in compromising position (Photo)

You see, the Kikuyu Benga crooner was involved in one of the most public scandals of the year as his illicit affair with Karen Nyamu was exposed for all to see and then they subsequently had a love-child together.

Samidoh son, Karen Nyamu
Nyamu with Samidoh’s son

He was not too smart in the way he allowed the affair to play out in public because he let his clandestine lover or clande to insult his wife. This fed Karen Nyamu’s hubris as she believed he would eventually drop Edday Nderitu and shack up with her. And boy did she unload some choice salvos at her love rival.

Karen Nyamu on why bonding with Samidoh son‘s became difficult at 3 Months

But when push came to shove, Samidoh was forced to put his foot down and choose one. I was of the opinion he should have been proactive all along which would have allowed him to become a polygamous man through a seamless transition but he fumbled the ball and had to drop Karen Nyamu.

Samidoh
Samidoh

This is proof that when a man’s back is pressed to the wall and he has to choose a woman to keep, he will always go for his young love, the wife of his youth who was with him even before he had anything of note.

Samidoh sparks interesting debate about entertainers being maintained by sugar mummies

This was his first love, while he was still a bumbling young man. This was the woman who had accepted to be with him before the fame and notoriety. She was the woman who had chosen to be with him in spite of all her other suitors.

Samidoh
Samidoh steps out with wife days after scandal

Whenever Samidoh looks at her, he sees all the hopes and dreams of his young life that have come to pass and he looks at her with wife goggles on in wonderment and amazement. That is not something any clande can hope to imitate.

Samidoh with his first wife, Edday

And he is exactly an example of what men look at when it comes to deciding whether or not to leave their partners. But you know, keep deluding yourselves that men treat the wife of their youth with the same consideration they the women who came into their lives after they were established.

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Slayqueens need to stop making their uterus our business

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Slayqueens are a peculiar breed indeed. You see, when we look at their lives through the window they allow us (Instagram), they are leading the type of life that can give any impressionable fool enough envy to drive them insane.

“Sitoi hii mimba” Mr Seed’s ex side chick reveals why she will not abort months old pregnancy

From partying with the most powerful men in the country to hanging out with the most popular celebrities, slayqueens seem to be leading the type of high flying life they aren’t qualified for outside of being attractive and sexually available.

And when their followers raise questions regarding the type of situations they put themselves in or the men they are dealing with, we get called haters. You need to understand that a lot of the men who are busy asking you to reconsider are white knight simps who are selfish enough to want to protect you from making your mistakes. I get it, the smart play here is for you to simply ignore these women and let them reap the harvest from the seeds they sowed but it is what it is with such men.

A tale of two clowns: Professor Hamo and Jemutai

Then when the relationships go awry, that is when slayqueens like Swabrina (Mr Seed’s new baby mama), Jemutai (Professor Hamo’s baby mama), Karen Nyamu (Samidoh’s groupie), Kapoor Vixen (B Classic’s baby mama) and all the other chokora pop up to beg for sympathy and ask us to shame the men they themselves chose to sire children for.

Samidoh, Karen Nyamu
Senior slayqueen Karen Nyamu with Samidoh

And that is where I have an issue with these slayqueens. You say we get no say in how you choose to use your body or whom you share your viscous innards with. But as soon as you get a baby, you want us to get involved in the fruits of their uterus.

“He visits the children while drunk” Jemutai shares more dirt on Prof Hamo

So we do not have the power to help them think through how they choose to employ their feminine parts but we are invited to weigh in on the results of her coitus with these men and the fruits of their uterus? As one of my mentors always says,

“Make it make sense”.

The audacity of it all is mind-boggling. When Bridgette Achieng was dealing with West African men, the only thing that was our business was her having fun and showing off the gifts she was given. When that man became a deadbeat dad, she started running to us to get us to buy tickets to the pity party. Why?

Jemutai
Stella Koitie popularly known as Jemutai invited us to get involved with her uterus after she and Hamo had a falling out

And it is time we give ourselves enough respect not to get involved in how these slayqueens chose to use their uterus even when they go to our timelines to beg us to get involved because I guarantee you that they will not change or play their games smarter. They will simply make noise the next time some celeb or politician impregnates them.

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How to cheat and not humiliate your wife

Posted on by Ozymandias

This is a guide for idiots like Samidoh, Terrence Creative, Professor Hamo, Mr Seed, Jalang’o, Mwakideu and the rest would be well advised to pay attention to. You see, over the last number of weeks and months, we have been inundated by reports of Kenyan celebrities cheating on their wives and getting caught because they are actually a dense lot.

Samidoh’s failure: Karen Nyamu is what you get when your husband is weak

The one thing these men I mentioned have in common with their affairs is the fact that they humiliated their wives. Kabi was Jesus did not cheat on his wife but he humiliated her. For some reason, rather than bite the bit and deal with the situation he created, he dragged his wife into his nonsense and made her the subject of hate once his ruse was exposed.

Celebrated media personality, Jalang’o

But the thing is, none of them, not Professor Hamo, not Jalang’o and definitely not Kabi was Jesus nor Mwakideu would have had to deal with the public humiliation their wives were exposed to had they had mentors cut from the old testament cloth.

Learning from female celebs: Don’t date her if she’s heavily active on social media

First off, let us shed the bullshit notion that men don’t cheat. From there, let us understand and agree that men with as many options as these Kenyan celebrities do will definitely step out on their marriage once or twice. But that doesn’t mean they do not love their wives nor that they are terrible husbands and fathers.

Alex Mwakideu
Alex Mwakideu

Secondly, we should also accept that given the context we are discussing, the men in question are high-value men. They have money and status and while most of them do not have looks, that is a distant third in third world situations that the prevalent one in Kenya.

“Sitoi hii mimba” Mr Seed’s ex side chick reveals why she will not abort months old pregnancy

Ok, now let us get into how a married man or men can get away with infidelity but we must appreciate that there are ways to cheat on your wife and not get caught up like Terrence Creative, Professor Hamo, Jalang’o or Mwakideu and this is actually what would be best for all parties involved rather than them trying to maintain their hypocritical facade.

Professor Hamo
Professor Hamo

First, all your actions must follow one rule, and that cardinal rule is that you must never humiliate your wife. That should form the basis of your intent and actions. Do not rub your affairs in your spouses face. The idea here is for you to be discreet because what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her. Do not tell your WhatsApp group or friends or pose for pictures that your clande has taken.

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Also, you do not allow your affair partner to disrespect your partner. They need to understand that their position isn’t to challenge for the queen’s spot. And to accomplish this, you have to be very clear as to whether or not you want to keep her as a second wife or if your affair partner is merely a plaything. Imagine if Samidoh and a host of other celebrities understood this and made their stance on the matter clear.

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Do not make a woman uglier than your wife your clande. I do not know why this is something Kenyan celebs do not understand. Never ever pick a woman who will make your wife wonder why her. You want to be able to argue and reason with your wife (in the event you’re caught) that you had no choice because your partner is hot. It might seem counterintuitive but what happens is when you’re busted, it sparks competition anxiety in your wife. That was not the case when Professor Hamo, Jalang’o or Mwakideu were busted but it is arguably the case for Mr Seed and Samidoh.

Karen Nyamu with former helper, Samidoh

As for the how,

Get a kabambe
This should be the first rule out of common sense. You never use your personal phone to sweet talk and sext. That is an amateur mistake. You need to know that your phone is always subject to scrutiny. So what you do is get a trap phone that you keep hidden in your car.
Don’t alter your behaviour
Stop changing things like your cologne, stop switching your schedule and stop altering your behaviour. you simply act like everything is normal. And that is easy to do when you’re in control of the relationship.

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Don’t send Mpesa
One of the easiest ways for men -especially married men- to get caught, is by sending Mpesa to their lovers. Now all she needs to do is to provide that trail to your partner and your goose is cooked.

Stop sending nudes
Do I really need to explain this?! Can you not see how much drama this particular stunt has caused DJ Mo? He cannot even go on the offensive to defend himself otherwise, he risks having his pecker leaked online.

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At the end of the day, we need to understand that unlike DJ Mo, we aren’t trying to bring shame to ourselves and our families. The best option to take when the urge to stray bites is for you to simply not. But if the urge grows beyond your capacity to handle it, then surely, it is our responsibility to ensure we do not get caught.

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Samidoh sparks interesting debate about entertainers being maintained by sugar mummies

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Samidoh and Karen Nyamu’s drama has started up a very interesting conversation on Twitter that I felt I had to weigh in on. It all started when an mmnjug decided to question the fact that it is an unspoken truth that a lot of Kenyan artists are kept men.

And this is a brilliant segue into the conversation. Because as we know, Kenyan artists do not make a lot of money. The average artist would be lucky to be able to pay their rent off of their craft.

Samidoh
Kikuyu Benga musician Samidoh

Perhaps the example of Samidoh is not the best example because in all honesty, benga singers who are colloquially known as River Road stars often make a lot of money from their craft. But this is clearly what most Kenyans are thinking when they look in from the outside at Samidoh and Karen Nyamu’s circumstances.

Why? Because she is seen as the partner who had all the connections. Hell, she even introduced him to William Ruto, the vice president of this disastrous regime. And that is doing the utmost to support your man.

But back to the matter at hand. Let us get back to discussing what we know about sugar mummies and their entertainer boyfriends. More often than not, they usually find a one-hit-wonder or an artist on the come-up.

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They then offer them the celebrity lifestyle. That means they buy for them clothes and finance them enough to get them noticed by blogs. That means partying at all the happening spots or hiring a public relations manager.

Samidoh

Then when the artist starts hitting more and more, we start hearing about how they move in a dodgy manner because every single female they interact with has to be hidden as a coin KRA might go after.

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There have been a lot of artists who, like Samidoh, were linked to sugar mummies and I would argue that is not a problem. It is survival. And this endeavour knows no shame nor guilt.

For years, we have had singers who were kept women. We had singers whose entire career could be summed up into the sugar baby dynamic and no one would butt and eye-lid. Yet when men like Samidoh are linked to sugar mummies, our collective mind is blown. And if indeed that is how he got his start then, by all means, let the man prosper. he did everything he had to inorder to provide for his family.

And even if that might entail some horizontal work, we really have no business catching a feeling about artists finding any means to support their talent and craft. That is what it means to be driven.

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Samidoh and DJ Mo: Unwritten rules for cheating on your wife

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The internets have in up in a furore ever since Samidoh and Karen Nyamu’s relationship was revealed. The interesting thing about this is the fact that he has been married top his high school sweetheart for years.

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Further intrigue was injected into their affair when Karen Nyamu decided to have a go at Edday Nderitu, the woman who could have potentially been her co-wife. And all Samidoh would do is sit on the sidelines and watch the madness devolve even further with the rest of us.

DJ Mo
DJ Mo handled his affair horribly

Then there was Dj Mo who also had a monumental debacle of an affair. He was stupid enough to go for a lady who was less attractive than his wife and he completely made a fool of himself simping for this clande who eventually outed him and humiliated his wife.

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What these two men did got me and my friends talking over the weekend and we realized that they clearly have not had a gander at the Cheaters Bible. And they haven’t been trained in the art of espionage that is infidelity.

And so I want to delve into the subtle art of cheating on your wife or girlfriend that you really need to understand if you have decided to be a complete scumbag And I need all of Samidoh and DJ Mo’s friends to pull them here to read how they can improve on the rubbish they did.

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#1. Samidoh and DJ Mo shouldn’t ever publicly humiliate their wives
Women need their honour preserved. you do not do your dirt publicly. Keep it all private. That means that for you to be able to cheat on your partner and get away with it, you have to do everything possible to keep the affair clandestine. The name itself gives you all the rules of the game. It is called a clandestine affair, not the makachieth circus we have been treated to.

DJ Mo
DJ Mo video calling Side chick

You keeping things private allows your partner to save face but also, plays on the rule (unofficial and unwritten) that women would rather share a dominant man than keep a faithful spineless one.

#2. Don’t jeopardise your resources
Samidoh and DJ Mo have both broken this cardinal rule. you see, if their paramours were their second wives, then spending money on them would have been forgivable. Instead, they would have been celebrated for being responsible men. But if you’re with a chipo you absolutely do not spend money on them. Bare minimum all you are allowed to spend is the money for fuel for your car, money for a condom and a few drinks. And even that is arguable.

When you end up sending significant amounts via Mpesa as Dj mo did or you decide to impregnate your affair partner, not even your ancestors will forgive you. You have jeopardised your children’s inheritance and that is something even your mother will be livid at you for doing.

Samidoh
Kikuyu Benga musician Samidoh

#3. Put an effort into keeping things discrete

DJ Mo and Samidoh broke this rule but that only means we must learn from their mistakes. Never ever allow an affair to go public. What you do is something informed by a famous wives tale; the more effort you put into hiding your affair, the more you love and care for your wife. The logic is pretty simple and straight forward. Sexual energy is a fact of life and testosterone is scientifically shown to make men’s sex drive overwhelmingly more than that of women. Men are naturally inclined to cheat but civilisation has tried to tame that.

But if Samidoh and his brother DJ Mo were smart, they would have done anything and everything to hide their clandestine moves. That might even mean getting a kabambe and not sending nudes.

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#4. Protect your partner

This was the biggest failing of both Samidoh and DJ Mo. They failed to stand up for their partners when it counted. When Karen Nyamu began attacking Edday, Samidoh maintained sharap. When DJ Mo was outed by his paramour, he did not move swiftly to shut down the bullshit and stand by his wife. How is your partner supposed to defend you when her sisters and mother decide to disrespect you after your affair is outed?

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Karen Nyamu teaches side chicks to never disrespect the Mrs

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Karen Nyamu is a great lesson for all side chicks and clandestine lovers in Kenya who have gotten into the habit of disrespecting the wives of the men they are involved with.

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But the blame doesn’t go to just one party, the husbands or should I say the men involved in the entanglements with their own Karen Nyamus because they are the ones who allow the disrespect their wives are showered with to go on unchecked.

Karen Nyamu
City lawyer and politician Karen Nyamu’s colorful baby bump shoot

Perhaps this is some perverse way of them showing how they really feel about their wives but by proxy. This might be why someone like Samidoh would remain silent as his wife, Edday Nderitu, was harangued and hounded by Karen Nyamu.

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Why else would Miss Nyamu think she would be immune to any disciplinary measures on the part of Samidoh? The Mugithi singer however pulled a fast one on her when he finally had enough of all the disrespect and he decided to stand fast with his wife, openly declaring that his relationship with Karen was a mistake.

Samidoh, Edday Nderitu
Samidoh with his wife, Edday

It made me wonder why Karen Nyamu and other women who find themselves in their position often think they can disrespect their partners’ spouses. The conventional wisdom informs these ladies that men never leave their spouses. Perhaps it is down to some perverse loyalty. Sometimes it is down to the sunken cost fallacy. But whatever the case may be, the fact that these men never leave their wives is proven by the fact that alot of men self-report having engaged in extra-marital affairs but most divorces are initiated by women. Some eighty per cent to be exact.

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So why would Karen Nyamu think she could force her way into the Samidoh household by disrespecting her possible co-wife? Was it due to promises made to her while they were having pillow talk? Was it down to the fact she had gleaned that her man didn’t really have love for his wife?

Samidoh, Edday Nderitu
Samidoh with his wife and two kids

Whatever the case may be, it often ends, as Nairobi people say, in premium tears. Why not just acquiesce to becoming a second wife? And being that means respecting every member of your new household. Sure Karen Nyamu was obviously the apple of Samidoh’s eye but respecting Edday would have in the very least, pacified a potential competitor.

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All-in-all, there are no real winners here. Edday Nderitu has not been given the chance to hide her shame from the public glare. Karen Nyamu is seen a home-wrecker. And Samidoh is exposed as a weak man and leader. Add to this potent mix the fact that their children will grow up to see all this mess and you can see why this is a family in complete shambles.

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