What next for Carol Sonnie?

Carol Sonnie is now at a crossroads. On the one side is a huge question mark on what will become of her career as an influencer and on the other hand is a huge question mark on whether or not she’s going to be able to establish a family.

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And by that I don’t mean becoming a baby mama once again but rather becoming a wife and mother and doing things the right way. She was previously dating comedian Mulamwah but that relationship imploded in a rather scandalous manner with both parties taking their grievances to social media and washing their dirty linen in public.

After that we were treated to a rather tantalizing tale about Carol Sonnie’s new man whom her ex claimed she had while they were still together in a sense that she had cheated on him with her new man. That was a rather short-lived relationship and after the Glitz and glamour of posting him we are back to factory settings.

Carol Sonnie and Mulamwah are the perfect example of irresponsible parenting

The thing you need to understand about her is the fact that she’s still young and attractive which means if she were to play her cards right she can still learn the high-value man.

Carol Sonnie baby bump

You really think about it Carol Sonnie is also fortunate enough to have created a baby with a Luhya man and the reason for this is that culturally Luhya men are supposed to take the child with them when the couple splits. So if she were to meet a man who doesn’t want to play another man saved game or doesn’t want to eat another man’s leftover (family) this is always an option.

Carol Sonnie finally ready to move on

As for her career we have to be very honest in the sense that though she is immensely popular she isn’t exactly a content creator. Is popular for the simple reason that she is attractive. I don’t even think she earns enough money from her social media accounts for her to sustain herself and her daughter which would explain why child support is a big issue between her and Mulamwah.

Mulamwah and ex, Carol Sonnie

If you are friend of mine or relative I would advise her to go the wifely route. I would sit her down and explain to her that she is attractive enough to get men but you need to learn discernment so that she knows which men are chasing after her simply for her supple innards and which men are chasing after her to wife her. Because up to now Carol Sonnie has shown a poor sense of judgement with regard to this difference.

Mulamwah vs Carol Sonnie: When weak men meet city girls

I would tell her to use her social media to display her feminine side. That means that she should display a side of her that is more traditionally associated with feminine charm and guile and for her to allow her father and brothers to vet them sliding into her DMs or those who are simply just hitting on her in real life.

Short of this we’re going to have a situation in which Carol Sonnie becomes a serial baby mama with five different baby daddies.

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Why you must NEVER take relationship advice from female Kenyan celebrities

If you are the type to keep up with celebrities, then you know this year has been a year chock full of celeb couples being tested and marriages being rocked by infidelity rumours along with other issues. The headlines have screamed about the Kabus, Mulamwah and Sonnie’s drama, Mungai Eve constantly emasculating her boyfriend and so on.

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As a result of all this celebrity turmoil, one of the things I have come to realise is just how many Kenyans are hung up on celeb relationships. We seem to hang on their every word and when they do something that jeopardises their relationships, they are in for a rough time from fans who are especially mesmerised by the illusion of love and monogamy.

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A result of this obsession is that when celebrities who have no business discussing or giving relationship advice do so, we cling to their every word as if it were divinely inspired yet it is either just a common sense statement or a statement that is so vapid it is astounding.

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Case in point would be the Kabus.  They are going to be the first Kenyan celebrity couple we dissect. For a long time, they were “couple goals”. And as a result of that, they would give unsolicited relationship advice with Sarah would always be found meddling in other celebs’ relationships, either dispensing advice or trying to protect them from justly deserved fan blow back. They were the uncle and aunty who most celebrities would run to for advice and a quick cuddle. Now we come to find out that they were merely putting up appearances. they aren’t who we thought them to be. Seems Simon Kabu is a man like all the rest of us and he wants to have his cake and eat it. He is rumoured to be happily married to his wife but has been having his needs service on the side. Check mate Sarah. Now give us practical advice from what you will do now. Will it be to accept polygamy or will you split your home and empire?

Power couple, Sarah and Simon Kabu

Then there is Mulamwah and his ex, Carol Sonnie. When they were a couple, they would flaunt the fact on their social media pages. Then a baby was born whose paternity is still a subject of heated debate to this day and they went their separate ways. Now Mulamwah is giving us juenile advice like “do not chase after a woman who like material things” and Carol Sonnie is subtle painting her ex as an abusive man by telling her followers to “leave their abusive relationships”. Both of these are low iQ takes on the matter that we teach even troglodytes.

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And how about Murugi Munyi (Yummy Mummy) and her husband? Well, she is always talking about how she yells at her husband and their marriage was rocked by infidelity allegations… Actually, hold on, it was reported that at one point they had completely separated, with her husband finding love and comfort in the arms of another man. They have since reunited and despite this, she still says and posts a lot of things that are disparaging to her husband. Surely, what sort of sane individual would look to this woman for marital advice? She is the same woman who underwent elective cosmetic surgery and when asked whether she had discussed and gotten permission from her husband, said it was her body. But had things gone wrong, that same man would have been shamed if he chose not to waste his life taking care of her.

And what about Amberay and her former paramour Jimal Roho Safi? These two clowns actually thought they had a lot to teach us from how they conducted themselves and paraded their love life despite the fact it was an illicit love and we all saw the foolishness in their actions long before that bus hit them. Can you imagine an illicit lover giving married people advice on how to keep their man? A woman who has engaged in physical fights with her lover’s wife telling us how to treat a husband? Or Jimal telling us about love and cherishing family?

Kenyan celebrities with the exception of perhaps Andrew Kibe and Amerix do not deserve to be given the time of day nor the effort it requires to listen to them. They are a vapid, self serving bunch whose only interaction with live is a misguided attempt at making infatuation last long enough to turn into marriage. We are bereft of stories such as Nameless and Wahus: a story of two flawed human being who have both strayed and struggled but ultimately chose to remain married and honour their vows.

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Carol Sonnie and Mulamwah are the perfect example of irresponsible parenting

Former lovers Carol Sonnie and Mulamwah are back in the headlines again. This is due to an interview the former granted Nicholas Kioko which touched on her parenting her daughter, Keilah and whether or not she denies her child’s father and family access to the infant.

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During the interview, she sought to set the record straight by addressing the accusation he has been levying against her of parental alienation and at this point I must take a step back and say that he did 1st start this poisonous discourse but I thought she had shown maturity by ignoring him. Seems I’d jumped that gun.

Carrol Sonnie with daughter, Keilah

Because Carol Sonnie took the first opportunity to talk to a large audience about their drama. She is literally adding crazy fuel to a stupid fire. Mulamwah is clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to dealing with emotional topics but this is something that they are both happily participating in.

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And all that comes to mind as I watch this situation continue to play itself out in the pig sty is how unfit they are to be parents. I cannot imagine what their daughter Keilah will be forced to experience when she becomes old enough to see this rubbish. Or when she joins a school and her schoolmates discover that her parents were fighting this brazenly on social media.

I have been consistently asking where the parents of both these two buffoons; Carol Sonnie and Mulamwah are. how can they be perfectly silent as they watch them engage in this nonsensical fight.

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Do they not have friends among celebrities who can pull them aside and try to help them steer clear of the drama? Don’t they have any real friends in their lives who can get them off their phones for an in-person meeting to discuss their issue or are we too believe they are just too ungovernable to try and assist?

And I hope to God that Mulamwah is not a reflection of the type of man out here in the world for my sisters to date. I hope he is an anomaly and most men are responsible and want to be proper fathers. And at the same time, I have to ensure I dodge the minefield that is a dating pool filled with bimbos like Carol Sonnie.

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They are incapable of seeing the bigger picture. They cannot set aside their differences in order to ensure they partner to raise their daughter in the most healthy possible way. They cannot be bothered to contemplate the long-term effects of their mutual harassment of each other will have on her psyche.

Mulamwah and ex, Carrol Sonnie

Carol Sonnie and her ex, Mulamwah are incapable of sacrificing their egos for the sake of their daughter so how are we to believe that they were ever prepared to raise the young girl? Maybe they should give her up for adoption so she can get the best chance at being raised to be balanced.

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Mulamwah vs Carol Sonnie: When weak men meet city girls

Mulamwah and Carol Sonnie have been the talk of the town following their very heated and public spat. That’s actually inaccurate. Mulamwah had a meltdown that resulted in him dishing out some rather scandalous information about his ex and the mother of his young daughter, Kayla.

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The drama has been intense and though it has been sporadic, there is a lot going on underneath the surface that many miss out on simply because of how vile some of the accusations have been.

Mulamwah has accused Carol Sonnie of cheating on him while she has accused him of abandoning their daughter. He then later would fire back and accuse her of attempting to abort their love child and he even shared a photo of the blood clot he claims was the result of that decision.

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But recently, he has claimed that she is supporting herself through the donations of men such as Bishop Allan Kiuna’s close confidant; a Mubabaz. And this accusation and attack seemed to almost come out of nowhere but there is something he has been saying that we have been ignoring…

For starters, there was the very real and very visceral fear Mulawmah had that there was paternity fraud afoot. He had no idea that the child, Kayla was his daughter. His flesh and blood. And he wouldn’t be the only one who is suffering from this uncertainty as it is reported that up to 40% of Kenyan men are raising children that aren’t their own. And this is such a prevalent problem that the Kenyan government pathologist banned men from being the source of DNA material in the even of body identification.

Wild Reactions From Fans As Mulamwah Exposes His Baby Mama Carrol Sonie, Again! (Screenshot)

And while he has gone about dealing with the uncertainty horribly, the fact still remains that he has a right to know whether the child is truly his or not. And then there is his most recent complaint: he is estranged from Kayla because of Carol Sonnie’s actions and decisions. She is actively keeping their daughter away from not just him but his family too.

But there was a more insidious allegation he made; that their daughter might be exposed to abuse though he did not specify the nature of the abuse, I found it rather interesting that he made sure to make note of the gender of the child… Let that sink in.

Regardless of whether or not you agree with me that Mulamwah is a weak simp sandy beach who handled this entire fiasco poorly but we truly need to remember that there is no manual for life. So we cannot judge him for what he has had to endure.

Carrol Sonnie with daughter, Keilah

However, the entire nation seems to have turned against him. We are mocking him. We are laughing at a man who might actually be trying to be a part of his daughter’s life and trying to keep her safe. Perhaps that is because Mulamwah is a clown from the village who managed to find a lightskinned Nairobi City Girl.

When you think about it, you have to admit that this is what many a village boy thinks is a dream come true. Mulamwah comes to Kanairo and meets up with a City Girl. What he doesn’t realise is that she is for the streets. In his eyes, he has won himself a beautiful brown skin PYT (pretty young thing).

What he didn’t realise is that the lady was not meant for a long time but a fun one. Mulamwah was busy trying to make a wife out of a side chick. He should never have attempted to do anything other than have fun with Carol Sonnie and leave her for the next guy.

As a result, we are left with a mess of a situation.

 

Carol Sonnie’s revelation that single motherhood is tough is hilarious!

Carol Sonnie, the woman who has had a rather public relationship, fallout and reconciliation with comedian Mulamwah gave us a rather hilarious and obvious observation she only just woke up to: single motherhood is tough.

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Allow that to sink in. Here we have a celebrity who has just found out a rather simple fact that we all already knew without having to deal with. And it makes you wonder about whether or not she actually has any foresight at all.

The truth of the matter is that both parties involved in their little kerfuffle, that is to say, both Mulamwah and carol Sonnie are idiots of the highest calibre. I am making this assertion because they do not seem to be thinking about the well-being of their daughter.

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On the one hand, he seems to be dangling his involvement in her life as a father in exchange for them to get back together. He is a simp who is leveraging the fact that he is more financially secure than she is to weasel his way back into her life. That is nothing short of slimey manipulation.

And on the other hand, Carol Sonnie doesn’t seem to know what she wants nor have any idea of how she is going to provide for her daughter outside of getting handouts and pity. That is why when she first started experiencing hardships, she ran to the media to cry about how tough her life is as if we were involved with either her or the man she allegedly cheated on Mulamwah with.

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So in the next few years, we will be periodically inundated with guilt trips meant to make us help. She will take to social media to tell us of all the woes of being a single mother. It’s tough. Ofcourse it is. You’re expected to raise a human being on one income in a shithole nation like Kenya where poverty is the norm. Especially when you know that the father wants to get involved… Maybe she needs to also accept that she is dealing with a slimy simp and start playing the game to win rather than participating in the Victim Olympics.

And the statistics she should acquaint herself with statistics involving single mother households because they are very damning… If she is starting to complain now then things will only get tougher. But who am I to deliver such terrible news? A pragmatist, that’s who:

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According to a Safe Harbour report about the children of single mother households:

90% of welfare recipients are single mothers
70% of gang members, high school dropouts, teen suicides, teen pregnancies, teenage drug abusers are from single mother households
63% of national suicides are done by individuals who grew up in single-mother homes
90% or runaway children are from single-mother households are from single mother households
85% of children with behavioural disorders are from single-mother households
80% of rapists motivated by displaced anger grew up in single-mother homes
85% of imprisoned youth grew up in single-mother homes

Mulamwah with alleged baby mama, Carol Sonnie

All I can do now is tell Carol Sonnie that what she needs is to make herself a part of a commune that involves strong father figures. Perhaps her father can play that role. Perhaps it will be her uncles and brothers. But someone needs to step in to give her daughter guidance.

Or perhaps the solution would be for her to trap some foolish simp and have him raise her daughter. Even if that simp is Mulamwah but given she is still young and pretty, she should not have any problem getting another foolish man to simp along.

Carol Sonnie baby bump

She has to start thinking about the days ahead. The child is still but an infant and she’s already complaining? Things will only get more expensive and emotionally taxing from here on out. And if she wants Mulamwah involved but according to her own terms, she needs to go get a paternity test done and use the feminist networks on social media to pressure him once the results show that he’s the father -IF he is the father.

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Why Kenyan celebrity marriages and relationships are failing

From the Kabus (Simon and Sarah) to Frankie Just Gym It and his two women (Maureen Waititu and Corazon Kwamboka) and Weezdom and his nonsense, Mulamwah the king of simps and Carol Sonnie, Daddy Owen’s marriage, KRG da Don and his wife Linah Wanjiru Kiruthi, one would be forgiven for thinking Kenyan celebs are incapable of actually conducting healthy relationships be they long term or actual marriages.

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And even in the instances where our celebrities date and marry foreigners as is the case with both Tanasha Donna (and Diamond) and Anerlisa Muigai (and Ben Pol), Kenyan celebs just can’t seem to get the formula right and it is abundantly clear this is a Kenyan issue.

Nicah the Queen with her ex

Whether the root of the problems experienced were infidelity, abandonment or a simple case of fools rushing in where even angels would fear to tread, these celebs are actually showing us what we all already knew about the current generation of Kenyans: we are a deeply damaged and rudderless society. Think about it and try to figure out for yourself why we have a precious few examples of healthy, functional relationships.

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Let’s actually discuss what the issues are and try to understand why Kenyan celebs suck so badly at having healthy relationships and which will explain to you further why the other day I argued against taking their relationship advice because let’s face it, you should only ever take advice from people you envy, not people whose life is in the latrine.

For starters, the fact that a lot of celebrities hide who they truly are is a huge reason why their relationships often fail. Instead of a man accepting and informing his partner that he wants to be polygamous, he hides that fact. Infact, some hide it from themselves and keep trying to go to church every Sunday to pray away the sin. But you can’t pray sin. And so when these men get into the position where they finally have options, they have already gotten into a relationship or marriage where the terms established were monogamous. So they are stuck sneaking around. That is what the likes of Frankie Just Gym It and the other cheaters get caught up in.

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Then there are celebrities like Mulamwah who completely failed to be the men they are supposed to be. They decided to simp and pedestalized their women. The problem with putting up your wife or girlfriend as a goddess is that the only thing she can do while on that perch is look down her nose at you. As a result, you end up with her losing her respect and admiration for you.

Ms Sarah Kabu

What about celebs like Daddy Owen? His is a more simple issue to deal with: he did not properly vet the woman he wound up married to. What do I mean by that? Well, for starters, she was a single mother. That in and of itself is a red flag unless her husband/ boyfriend before you had died. Beyond that, he should have taken as much time as possible getting to know her. Hell, given they wed while he was ontop of the world and his career was at it’s zentith, he should have put her through the ringer. Human beings are incapable of hiding who they are for very long. That is why when the tough times hit, she dumped him and moved right on into another man’s bed. If this man can teach you anything, a great deal of it is not to settle down with a pretty face devoid of loyalty. That and not simping and crying over a woman who is lying in another man’s bed.

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Then you have your angry Kenyan women being thoroughly represented by female celebs. These are the ladies who give trash advice like Maureen Waititu who was using her sons as a weapon wielded against their father, Frankie. I mean, just because a man might not be a good husband, doesn’t mean he is a terrible father. The likes of Amber Ray who was briefly married to Jimal Roho Safi and that was a complete shit-show because the only thing she knows how to do is pose seductively on social media and sleep with a man. Once that is done, she has little else to offer.

And let’s not even get started on Yummy Mummy who was reported by Edgar Obare to have been in dire straits after her husband left her in search of peace and appreciation right into the arms of another woman. But he is a weak man who doesn’t stand on principle so he ran back home when he was emotionally blackmailed. But Murugi Munyi is always talking about how she tells off and yells at her husband and how he has no say in matters pertaining to her body… Constantly emasculating the simp to the rest of us to the point we cannot understand this particular relationship short of having our minds run into the BDSM category of the Hub.

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Others are dying just to live up to societal expectations of their marriages that they themselves put in place. This last group is the likes of Sarah Kabu. That is why when we see the cracks in their union, it is over something explosive and it always ends up feeling like it was bubbling under.

And who are these celebs to turn to for advice? At the end of the day we have to remember that they  are the pioneers of an entirely different level of celebrity that we Kenyans, hell, we Africans have never seen before. So who can tell them how to manoeuvre? But they do need to stay ten toes down: grounded. They need to start being real about what they want and their expectations of their partners and holding themselves accountable.

 

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Why Mulamwah keeps simping for Carol Sonnie

Mulamwah has been on the headlines for the past few weeks and it has nothing to do with his comedy although even the reason he’s been in the headlines is a tragic comedy of the messy sort. You see, he and his former beau, Carol Sonnie have ended their relationship. However, he is constantly talking about her and revealing a lot of information regarding the reason for their breakup.

What is peculiar is that though she has given interviews on the subject matter, he was only chatting a lot of nothing, threatening to expose everything that happened. He kept asking her to remain silent until he finally pulled the trigger and unleashed a barrage of information none of us could have seen coming.

Exes: Mulamwah and Carol Sonnie

Mulamwanh took to his social media and accused Carol Sonnie of cheating on him with a man whom he named, whose number he shared and then revealed where the man lived and where their trysts would allegedly happen. After that, he shared a photo of a blood clot that he claimed was an aborted zygote. He topped it all off by claiming the daughter she had said was his, Keilah, wasn’t.

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And now, as if he suffers from a split personality disorder, he expects us to forget everything he shared and simply agree to move forward with the knowledge that Keilah is his daughter. He is back to simping and begging Carol Sonnie to take him back and Kenyans are not only shocked but disgusted too at the levels he is willing to sink to in order to simp.

Mulamwah and ex, Carrol Sonnie

But why is he doing all this deranged nonsense? Well, for starters, there is the fact that he is clearly not of sound mind. At some point, while dealing with the fallout of the relationship, things took a toll on his mind and he has been operating in a fog of depression and cognitive dissonance. His mind cannot reconcile itself to the reality of the outcome and he is in denial.

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As a result, he cannot believe that Carol Sonnie actually cheated on him and their relationship ended. Mulwamwah has also not accepted the consequences of his actions. He cannot believe she would be insulted by everything he has done.

Mulamwah and ex, Carol Sonnie

Secondly, the reason why Mulamwah is simping is that he has convinced himself that Carol Sonnie is the best he can do. He does not see himself getting a better, more attractive woman. In his mind, she is the ultimate catch for him. While this was true when they first started dating, it isn’t the case anymore but he doesn’t things that way so it has become a self-fulfilling prophecy. He has put her on an altar to be worshipped by him and tearing her down from her godly perch is something he’s too weak to do.

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Third, he has bought into the nonsense notion of a “soulmate”. If you were to talk to Mulamwah, the reason he is clinging to the corpse of his relationship is that he is convinced his ex is the one and only true love of his life. According to him, they are meant to be together as it was written in the stars. Such foolish notions have no place in the mind of a man. That weak simp nonsense is for foolish men alone to imbibe. Life doesn’t allow men to keep their heads in the clouds snorting unicorn farts and dream dust.

Finally, I do not think the comic has a father in his life. How else can you explain away this display of sheer weakness? His father would have slapped some sense into him and told him to move on. This relationship is a decayed corpse. Even if they can revive it, it would only be a zombie of what was. Sometimes having dignity is knowing when to walk away and not trying to salvage the spilt milk.

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Waiting to exhale: Why we should all support Mulamwah finally speaking out

Mulamwah had a rather uncharacteristic outburst on social media that caught many flat-footed. He shared some scandalous information about his relationship with Carol Sonnie and the circumstances surrounding their breakup and the internets were outraged.

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Perhaps it was because of the nature of the content which included a supposedly aborted zygote or perhaps it was because he went as far as doxxing the man she was cheating on him with and also hinted (not so subtely either) at an STI. Or perhaps it was because a lot of netizens found this outburst to be very masculine.

Latest dad in town, Mulamwah

Whatever your take on the matter, one thing that’s true is that he is clearly not wrong for sharing the story because it is also his story to tell. Besides that, Mulamwah had warned Carol Sonnie to stop milking the story of their breakup and dragging his name through the mud. She has been going from interview to interview and also sharing too much information on her social media accounts despite his warnings.

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What shocks me (and this is a tangential side note) is the number of men willing to white-knight and jump on their swords for the wayward woman in question. It was so disgusting to see how many people were willing to crucify the comedian over his revelation of his perspective of the breakup. Kenya truly is a simp nation.

Mulamwah’s baby bump shoot

But what we witnessed was a man who was frustrated to his limits and the dam burst. Nah, really, the hurt and betrayal that Mulamwah has been subjected to and the subsequent humiliation was too much for any man to bear. And the previous day, she came out with some vapid advice that painted the guy as a violent partner so ofcourse he would snap and finally tell his side of the story and many were shocked that he was calculated enough to come with receipts.

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Imagine (if you would) being cheated on, your partner conceiving from that tryst -meaning she didn’t use protection- then her continuously gaslighting you and claiming you were violent. Imagine the uncertainty that comes with the later birth of your alleged child… I mean, even if a paternity test confirms you as the father, you would still forever be disgusted with the fact that this Jezebel was the vessel that blessed you with a daughter wouldn’t you?

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Ladies, if Mulamwah was replaced y your brother or your son, you would advise him to do what? To leave right? That is if you aren’t one of these toxic feminists who would sacrifice their own sons at the altar of their false god of equality (read misandrist).

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This man has finally shared with the world his own inner thoughts and take on the whole affair. And to be honest, I do not think it will damage Carol Sonnie’s standing as an influencer because Nairobi ladies are just scummy enough to prop her up and claim her to be the victim of cyber bullying. Yet this man has had his entire mental wellbeing beated ragged, beaten black and blue by the one person he thought would at the bare minimum, be forever grateful to him for putting her onto the platform that is celebrityhood.

And that is why I support Mulamwah finally getting to tell his story. He has been waiting to exhale for so long, I am sure his lungs are truly happy for the breath of fresh air. Now that he has had his say, he needs to receed back into the silence and let the chips lie where they fall.

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It’s time Mulamwah maintained sharap about Carol Sonnie

Just as the headline reads, Mulamwah needs to start exercising silence and restraint when it comes to his dealings with Carol Sonnie. We get it, he is a man who claims he was betrayed and as such, he is out for revenge but at this point in time, the more he speaks out, the more he comes off as a weak man -or I should say, weaker man.

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You see, he has been talking about and telling all regarding his relationship and the breakup thereafter that he claims was caused by Carol Muthoni’s infidelity and that song is now worn out. He has accomplished what he wanted to; cleaning himself of the entire abortive love affair but now he is taking things too far.

Exes: Mulamwah and Carol Sonnie

As such, any sympathy people might feel for the comedian and nurse are now being frayed by his constant whining and bitching. He wanted the world to know he believed his ex was a cheat. Congratulations, mission accomplished. He wanted us all to understand why he was not as active in the life of the daughter she claims is his. Congratulations, mission accomplished.

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That now raises the question of what more he could possibly want. He needs to leave this matter to rest because of two reasons: the first being that he cannot out victim a woman and the second that it will damage his brand because the advertising world is not going to forgive him for going after a woman -femme uber allez.

Mulamwah with baby mama, Carol Sonnie

To explore the first issue I spoke of previously, Carol has been running to the media and playing the victim. I mean, if what he says is true and she was unfaithful to him, she is painting herself as being the opposite: a wounded single mother who was spurned by a jealous and controlling man. That is the image of herself that she cast while on her interview at Radio Jambo with Japanni Massawe. And it was so effective that when she was done, she received a full medical cover courtesy of Dr Ofweneke and whichever insurance company he has a contract with.

We were right about Mulamwah and Nick Ndeda

Meanwhile, no one has risen up to offer our comedic nurse any assistance. No one has come forward to offer to pay for him to get therapy, no one has offered to come and mentor him, no one has offered him any sort of medical coverage. That is very telling. I mean, one would expect Dr Ofweneke who was cheated on by his ex, Nicah the Queen, to be on Mulamwah’s side but he is a simp in a very female-centric society (Kenya is exactly that) and as a result, he has thumbed Mulamwah’s nose.

The real reason however why this is a terrible idea is that he is a brand that doubtless wants to cash in on his brand. That means he has to be in the good graces of the feminists who run the advertising industry. And make no mistake about it, they are very powerful and we saw an example of just how powerful they are when they successfully cancelled Shaffie Weru, Dj Joe Mfalme and Neville.

Mulamwah’s piece of advice to young ladies dating hustlers

But if he knows he is not under their thumb and he has no intention of prostituting his brand to the highest bidder then by all means, let him continue making as many yelps as his lungs can support.

Also, it is just time for him to move on. He is in a new relationship and it cannot be doing him nor his partner any good for him to constantly be chatting mad about his ex. He should be putting all his effort into making that relationship work. It all boils down to prioritization.

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Why no serious man would date Carol Sonnie right now

Carol Sonnie is back in the dating field and from the look of things, she has already landed herself a man who is eager to please and impress her. She even shared a photo of a date they had gone on this past weekend.

Carrol Sonnie hints she’s found new love months after ugly split with Mulamwah

But I have to pause and ask just what type of man would take her seriously especially in the aftermath of her fallout with Mulamwah because he has revealed a lot of things that any sensible man would stop and ponder, more so a top tier man.

Exes: Mulamwah and Carol Sonnie

You see, Carol Sonnie and her former lover had a major fallout that was centred around the paternity of their child and the allegations that she had been unfaithful to him while she was with him. These are’t the sort of things any sensible man would take lightly because as my mentor often tells me, a man should be as concerned about a woman’s past as women are about a man’s future.

“I have no regrets” Mulamwah speaks on deleted video where he exposed baby mama

And as such, the number of men she has ben with and the quality of her past relationships (when that information is available) is very important for any man to consider because nothing willwarn him of what to expect quite like patterns and history establishes patterns.

So Carol Sonnie has managed to land herself a simp -and he is truly a simp -unless he is the real father of her child- and she is flaunting him without realising that the rest of us are just seeing a goofy man. We aren’t envious of him, if anything, we are just laughing at him and wondering when his time will be up and how badly that relationship will end. Will it implode or explode?!

Carol Sonnie refutes denying Mulamwah access to daughter says – ‘he last visited when she was 2 months old’

Think about it. This man is willing to play step daddy? I mean, sure, there are many men willing to play this role but most of them either cannot get the type of women they desire or are misfits who are going to victimised the children… Yeah, I said it. And evolutionary psychology backs up what I have said. Or you could just decide to ignore this very well studied phenomena at your peril and that of your children.

Or perhaps it is the idea of being with a woman who has exhibited very poor impulse control: Muylamwah had stated that he and Carol Sonnie started having issues because she wanted him to splurge of her and that was not something he was capable of doing. Or maybe it is down to the fact that she is an alleged cheat… Who stepped out on her relationship without using protection.

“Ajue Baba Mtoto ni Mama” Carol Sonnie claps back after Mulamwah’s recent exposè, reminds him he was never her type!

Whomever this simp is, he is nothing we haven’t seen in Kenyan men. Afterall, she is still a very attractive young mother who can be a fun time for any moan willing to take his turn but if you or any of your brothers want to take her seriously, then you’re a fool.

She needs to take the time and do the required work in order to heal. She cannot just jump right back onto the saddle with her trauma and injuries (a lot of which she caused herself with her recklessness) and think things will get better with a different man. She is the greater common denominator in her failed relationship so the monkey is still on her back. She needs to get better and take the time to vet her suitors. If not, Carol Sonnie will become the latest toy men in Nairobi with a fetish for celebrities play around with and then dump and that didn’t go too well for Betty Kyallo so why would it play out any differently for her?

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Kamene Goro is a hypocrite always playing the victim

Kamene Goro is a hypocrite and that has to be acknowledged right off the bat. The reason I feel very strongly about making this the starting point of this particular is the fact that I am tired as I am sure any rational person is with her constant whining and whinging about Mulamwah and the rest of the people on social media yet she is one of the worst haters and trolls out there.

Mulamwah Called Me A Hippo, I Won’t Forgive Him- Kamene Goro

I am of course referring to the fact that she has come out to give Obinna an interview in which she has claimed she was a victim of trolling and online bullying courtesy of Mulamwah and his hordes of fans who called her all sorts of names for being obese.

 

Kamene Goro-IG

Yeah, yeah, we get it, her feelings were hurt but the truth of the matter is, she is the same person who came out and mocked mental health and baby girl expects us to be even more forgiving than she is willing to be about the jibe Mulamwah took at her…

Mulamwah confused whether Kamene Goro is beefing with him or is secretly in love with him

“I have also struggled with mental health issues all my life up until today. If anything, I would never joke about it. The post was a joke about people who are ‘mindless’. I didn’t mean to troll people with mental health. I don’t take mental health issues lightly because it’s something I was once diagnosed with,”

Kamene Goror-IG

So when is one joke an unforgivable offence versus another? When are we allowed to forgive and forget and when are we meant to hold a grudge? When the joke is off-key. off-colour and mocks an entire mass of people, it is diffused, right? The sting of it is meant to be shared out so no harm, no foul. But when she is being mocked personally for an aspect of her being that she can actually control and change, we are meant to understand that when Mulamwah reached out to her she had every right to shut him down right?

Kamene Goro vs Andrew Kibe: We were right, Showbiz hainaurafiki

Don’t you just love hypocrisy? Don’t you just like when Kamene Goro wields feelings as a weapon but we aren’t meant to do the same against her? Why? Because Kiss100 has given her a platform? Or is it because Mulamwah is a man? Is it a stretch for me to tell her that hypocrisy is a very bad look on anyone?

I am so tired of having to deal with individuals who generally feel special and entitled to a different set of rules. We get it, you were hurt and humiliated. Do what adults do, shut up and go see a counsellor to help you get past it… Or keep whining about it in every interview and see if that doesn’t get old real fast.

At the end of the day, there will always be people who enjoy making off-colour jokes. There will always be people who will enjoy making dark jokes. We aren’t supposed to be trying to police them. We are supposed to react as adults do and call it out when it happens then move on. But to do so, try and make sure you’re not the pot calling the kettle black.

Mulamwah’s reaction after his Twitter account got suspended following public uproar

Matthew 7 :1-3

“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2 For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. 3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?

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Mulamwah’s Millions

When you think of bastions of financial literacy and planning, Mulamwah has to be your man. Look, I get it, Kenyan celebrities aren’t usually the class of people I would advise you to take any financial lessons unless it is a masterclass of what not to do. Unless we are discussing the comedian.

HOW CRAZY KENNAR IS BANKING ON CELEBRITY STATUS

The reason I say this is that I have been following the little nuggets of wisdom he shares about his life that feel need to be highlighted. He is truly a smart cookie and understands the most basic law of money: spend less than you make. He so famously revealed that he lives in a house whose rent is 9,000 Kshs per month.

However, Mulamwah has gone beyond understanding the bare minimum law of money and has built on it to the point that he has already silently begun building himself not just a tidy nest but also a potential empire -in the transport industry.

UNBRIDLED HUNGER FOR SUCCESS: NYASHINSKI’S PATH

You see, while he has been living frugally, the comedian has decided to put the coins he earns to good use and has invested heavily in boda-bodas. Yup, those crotch-rockets ridden by some of the most indisciplined members of our society are a crucial means of transportation in some parts of Kenya such as Western Kenya.

So what Mulamwah did is to buy 10 boda bodas that he has leased out to some young men who in turn pay him a pre-agreed upon amount every day as they ply the Kitale area. It is actually a pretty simple contract between him and the riders and it allows them to earn as much money as they can while still remaining a profitable endeavour for the owner of the bike.

And from this arrangement, Mulamwah has made enough money to replace a bike that was stolen from him back in 2020 and he went on to taunt the thief of the bike saying:

”Ndio hii. Nimenunua ingine, hii ni 100K. Mkuje mwibe tena. Raundi hii mtakula nyasi. Ninunue nduthi ingine tena mkuje msanye? Na pale Kitale msichome mwizi kabla mniite, mimi mpaka nikue.”

At the end of the day, Mulamwah is making hay while the sun is shining. And he serves as a role model for young Kenyans looking to get into business but are caught up in their day-to-day jobs as he is all too familiar with that struggle as he’s a clinical officer shared his success so he can encourage others to also follow in his footsteps and hazard the risk. It clearly paid off for him as he estimated his networth to be at 4 million shillings!

“Today I want to Inspire someone; Leo am going to buy my first piece of land from Comdy. We I started hakuna mtu alikuwa anabelieve, watu watakutusi lakini to listen to people just set your mind right and go for it. Don’t listen to what people are saying, don’t compete with anybody, move with you pace. The little money you get; save and invest coz you don’t know when you will get money next… so don’t waste the money, wacha na Raha hasizaidii just invest.”

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We were right about Mulamwah and Nick Ndeda

Remember when we told you what we did about Nick Ndeda, Betty Kyallo’s ex and Mulamwah’s situation with Sonnie? No? Come on, you know that I know that you know we were right. Hold on, let me kick it back from the start.

Nick Ndeda confirms breakup with Betty Kyallo, but says ‘they are still good friends’

We here at Ghafla had told you that Nick Ndeda had broken up with Betty Kyallo and we diagnosed the issues that are leading Betty Kyallo down the path of consistently being “down bad”. We also looked at Sonnie and Mulamwah’s breakup and suggested the reason that led them down this path of being down bad.

Betty Kyallo and boyfriend, Nick Ndeda

With Nick Ndeda, we promised Betty Kyallo that the same way her relationship had started is the exact same way it would end. We also went on to suggest that perhaps Sonnie’s child is not Mulamwah which is us stating that she had stepped out on the comedian. We were right on both accounts.

Mulamwah hints ex girlfriend Carol Sonnie had ‘someone on the side’

In the case of Betty Kyallo’s ex, he walked out of his marriage and the two began canoodling in secrecy before they finally were forced into the limelight. However, he walked away with the dub. He collected the win in this situation. Why? He was able to get more eyeballs on his podcast aswell as attention to his legal practice.

Mulamwah, Carol Sonnie
Mulamwah with Carol Sonnie in happier days for the pair

What about Sonnie’s ex? Well, he too walked away with a win. He got to understand female nature aswell as watching his now single mother ex stumble around trying to defend herself from allegations she had cheated.

The baby question: Quick math betrays Mulamwah and Sonnie’s breakup

What lies in the future for Nick Ndeda? Well, nothing really. He will continue to keep doing his podcast and practicing law. However, he will now see his social media presence peter out into a crawl because let’s face it, we were only really interested in him because of his lady.

Mulamwah

And as for Mulamwah, he is going to keep growing from strength to strength because we knew him for who he is before we started finding out about his then girlfriend. He will continue to focus on his business (he runs several bodabodas) and will doubtless add more business feathers to his cap.

The only benefit Nick Ndeda gets from dating Betty Kyallo

As for the two women, well, Betty Kyallo has become just another notch on yet another man’s bed. Now she will move on to the next one and the trend will continue unabated. I do not see a traditional relationship nor marriage in her skies. She has a child so I would advise her to focus on raising her and also focus on her career.

Mulamwah, Sonnie
Mulamwah’s ex Sonnie when she was pregnant

As for Sonnie, I guarantee she will eventually fade into obscurity because she is not known for her content and was simply known for being Mulamwah’s woman. I mean, sure she has a huge social media following but she will eventually bore them because a lot of them were only interested in her relationship. And now that she is a single mother (she’s still very beautiful and young though), I would advise her to settle down with the first serious simp who attempts to walk her down the aisle. But I guarantee you she will instead pop back up chasing the fame dragon by dating more and more celebrities.

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The baby question: Quick math betrays Mulamwah and Sonnie’s breakup

Yo! I was just having a chat with my mentor’s buddy and he pointed out something rather interesting about Mulamwah and Sonnie’s break up and it is the fact that when you do some quick math, you just might find out why the celebrity couple decided to go their separate ways: the child was not his!

Who’s the daddy? Mulamwah’s ex girlfriend responds to those pushing for daughter to undergo DNA paternity test

The two had been a model couple, constantly blasting their photos and videos on social media of the pair of them showing and celebrating their love. It was interesting to see as they formed a single, cohesive unit focused on the future.

Mulamwah and ex, Carrol Sonnie

Join me in doing the math. We can start right at the point at which they ended things. What is clear for all to see is the fact that Sonnie was dumped by Mulamwah. The reason was not clear though it seemed to have been a decision that he had come to over a period of time given how quickly things seemed to have unfolded for us, the audience.

Singer B Classic Declares Interest In Dating Carol Sonnie After Break-Up With Mulamwah

Then there is the fact that since the couple “decided” to part ways, Sonnie has been referring to her daughter as hers rather than as the couples… She doesn’t hint at Mulamwah having a role to play in the raising of the child.

“I tried but it seems it couldn’t work, I did what I could but haikuwezekana. I asked him for forgiveness… he said it was ok then all over a sudden he changed his mind. I tried my part. The baby is mine, I will cater for her. Not moving on anytime soon, I am focusing on myself and the baby.”

Mulamwah Introduces His New Girlfriend, Hours After Carrol Sonie Confirmed Their Break-Up (Photo)

And when she discussed the breakup, she did so almost exclusively to discuss the rumours people have been peddling that the child is not Mulamwah’s. Ask yourself why she would open her mouth to discuss this particular topic… Why not say, for instance, that Mulamwah did not cheat on her with his current partner? Why not say, for instance, that Mulamwah is not a deadbeat father?!

Mulamwah’s baby bump shoot

Hmm… And as if right on cue, Mulamwah has finally broken his peace about the relationship and he has revealed that he has indeed decided to hold his tongue because he is privy to information that could “ruin” her. I know, I know, hella dramatic but you can see he is still not entirely over the breakup.

“Everyone asks this I choose not to speak, because if I speak, I may destroy her life forever. Affecting the little one too. Men keep quiet to protect a lot of things. Laying out her linen in the public to clear my name will worsen the worst already.”

“If I speak I’ll ruin her life forever” Mulamwah on breakup with baby mama, Carol Sonnie

Not once has he referred to the child as his daughter. He is divorcing himself from the “little one” by referring to her as an entity removed from himself. And this is a man who is clearly hurting. He is speaking in a manner men often do when they merely want to signal betrayal from their partner rather than actually confront the notion.

And all this is before we begin to do the math: calculating the period between which they were split up and when the couple announced Sonnie’s pregnancy. Something my friend pointed out was that by the time she was announcing her bundle of joy on April 10th this year, the couple revealed that Sonnie was 17 weeks pregnant.

So were they sleeping together while they were in the murky waters of their first breakup? Or did Sonnie meet some dapper young man who managed to enjoy a night in her Migingo while she was still raw from the split with Mulamwah?

Till will tell whether or not I am right in my assumptions of the couple and the real reason behind their split but if indeed I am right that Mulamwah rejected the idea of raising Sonnie’s lovechild, then he has my full respect. He has been a simp in recent months but on this one he has redeemed himself. But… All this is mere speculation on my part.

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A broken clock is right twice a day: Mulamwah is right about dowry

Mulamwah is one of the biggest simps we have in the scene of Kenyan entertainment. The comedian recently saw his relationship to his bae, Sonie implode and he shed so many tears trying to win her back by playing the pathetic stooge.

‘Sasa Nilipe Dowry Utoroke?’ Mulamwah On Paying Sonie’s Bride Price.

The gambit paid off for him because they are now back together as a couple and while I have my opinions on the grand simping we saw on display, I am willing to admit that the strategy (as detestable as it is to me) worked. And then Mulamwah made a statement that is rather informed.

Mulamwah
Mulamwah is a simp but he is right on the money about bride price

You see, Mulamwah was asked by the people on social media (digital in-laws as one of my colleague calls them) about his take on bride price and he has said he is not for the idea of paying up that traditional cost to get married.

Comedian Mulamwah still holding on to ex girlfriend despite public breakup

The internets have gone crazy with many people giving their hot take on that statement but when he spoke on the matter, he did invite the statements. Anyway, the hot takes that were shared were flaming garbage hot takes.

Mulamwah
Mulamwah when he replaced his motorbike

You see, bride price is a part of a lot of African cultures and this is something that was necessitated by the standards and conditions of life in pre-colonial days but right now, it holds little value as a practice other than a form of extortion the bride’s family imposes on the groom.

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For those of you not in the know, Mulamwah is referring to the practice of having to go to the prospective bride’s family and asking for her hand in marriage then some old relations of hers come at a later appointed date to negotiate the price at which they are going to sell the girl to the groom’s family. And make no mistake, it is a trade -barter trade.

Mulamwah
Comedian Mulamwah

Doubtless, Mulamwah is speaking to the possible future in which Sonie’s family would come and demand he pay the bride price and then her father will stand and warn him,

“Listen here young man, I am not selling my daughter. She is worth more than money to me. But when will you start trading those goats and cows in exchange for her hand in marriage?”

Daddy Owen explains why he still wears his wedding band despite wife dumping him

Also, it is worth noting that the modern Kenyan girl wants nothing to do with traditional gender roles nor does she want to uphold her traditional responsibilities to be a feminine woman what with runaway and rampant misandrist feminism yet they want men like I and Mulamwah to uphold traditional masculine roles such as paying the bride price.

Mulamwah
Exes; Mulamwah and Sonnie begged his lady to take him back

And when you ask what role this act has in our modern family lives, you get nonsense responses such as “It brings families closer” yet when we look at the rate at which modern marriages fall apart, we see no evidence that upholds this argument. All I see is that Mulamwah is right when he says it breeds resentment.

From DJ Mo to Daddy Owen, Kenya’s entertainment scene is full of simps

And so I submit to you that even if Mulamwah is a simp, he, like a broken clock, is right two times a day.

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Eric Omondi the King of Comedy and Music parody

Eric Omondi is a Kenyan comedian that can now be termed as the King of Comedy. I mean he is the best  in Africa anyway.

The award winning comedian had his days of glory when he started off  at Churchill Show such that when he left he made sure his name would remain relevant.

How? Using music and creativity as his tool to staying in the limelight.

Despite the love story drama and other shenanigans that befall him, Eric always sails through them like nothing happened. Some people need this kind of courage to make it in the industry.

King of parody

As I mentioned earlier, Eric Omondi picked and angle that would keep his brand on the trend. Clearly, he identified music parodies as his new niche.

Since long enough , Kenyans have appreciated Eric’s creativity of using the top most trending songs.

Further, he maintains the tune of the original song I believe to make the songs easy to relate to by his fans.

From Patriotism to Socialism he manages to coin his words and makes sure they entertain and also pass a message.

Most Popular parodies Today

Eric Omondi the King of Parody

Kanyaga

Originally done by Diamond Platinumz. For Eric Omondi has created a parody out of this, with link to the  Africa Cup of Nation games happening in Cairo, Egypt.

After Kenya was trashed by Algeria, Eric is creating a patriotic song to gunner more courage Kenyan team set to play against Tanzania on 27th June 2019.

The video quality was top notch I must say. Not forgetting the other called Pepetanga.

Miwa for Njiwa

This was a song originally done by Bwana Mkunaji Willy Paul who featured Nandi in the song Njiwa. This was done for comic purposes as he was doing Comedy story line of ‘How to be Willy Paul”.

The concept was so well done that fans asked for all the songs in the video as singles.

In the video he did Willy Pauls’ songs like Sitolia that he featured Mammito Eunice-Hey Mammito that voice we notice it mama keep it up.

ExtraWajanja

However, we also must acknowledge how he embraces his fellow artists in his videos.For this Eric did a Sol Generation Song Extravaganza changed to Extra wajanja introducing upcoming comedians namely Kartelo and Mulamwah. These two will be a force to reckon within the comedy industry.

Bottom line, with all the success he has received Eric Omondi has managed to stay at the top of his game.What is the secret?Well that is a story for another day. But for now, Hail ooh King of Kenyan Parody!!