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Kabi wa Jesus: Examining the Christian husband

Posted on May 28, 2021 by Ozymandias

Kabi wa Jesus is the quintessential Christian husband: he is more concerned with looking like a good guy than he is actually being one. He is more concerned with being admired by his powers and fans than he is actually being a real role model.

Kabi Wa Jesus threatens baby mama by demanding full custody of the daughter he publicly denied

You see, his entire brand is hinged upon him being a “soldier of Christ”and someone who wears his faith like a badge of honour. Problem is, he is far from what anyone would want to associate with let alone anyone who is looking for guidance from the church.

Kabi WaJesus undecided on his car of preference

The fact that Kabi wa Jesus is being protected by his church elders is very telling. You see, the Christ I worship was not known to tolerate hypocrisy. He would call out rubbish whenever he came across it and he would match the energy of the Kabi was Jesus archetype. That means that his rebukes would be as loud as the pharisee’s hypocrisy. And let us face it, this small man has been very public in the manner in which he has mishandled his situation with his cousin and their love child.

Kabi wa Jesus is a lucky fool who doesn’t deserve Milly

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So I found myself pondering why the church and other gospel stars have not called out this manlet and it became abundantly clear that they haven’t because they are just like him. He is the face of what Christain husbands are all about: try and keep the secret of your sin while loudly professing a lifestyle you do not honour. that is why no one has called out for denying his child in such a humiliating fashion. It’s a case of men living in glass houses and taking a binding oath to keep each other’s secrets.

DNA Results Out As Kabi WaJesus Accepts Taking Responsibility Of Child He Sired With Cousin

What is odd is that this is not just calling Christian husband to question but Kabi’s iQ. Why? Because he didn’t have to allow this entire fiasco to play out publicly. Now he is being vindictive doing dumb bullshit like demanding custody of the child he had previously denied. Rather than own up to this cock-up, he is trying to punish the woman who demanded child support. Let that sink in. Rather than this man allowing himself to learn a lesson from all this, he has decided to become vindictive towards his baby mama. And I am surprised no one is calling him out for this because at the end of the day, he is simply attacking his child by proxy.

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Kabi wa Jesus is a lucky fool who doesn’t deserve Milly

Posted on May 7, 2021 by Ozymandias

Kabi wa Jesus is a fool and that is a fact no one can deny. I do not care that he is a cousin shagger because in all honesty, under certain circumstances, that could happen to any one of us given how much the family setup has degraded.

Kabi Wa Jesus refuses to undergo DNA test to prove if he fathered cousin’s 7 year old daughter

The truth is that anyone judging him for smashing his cousin is lying that they cannot see how this is an honest mistake. So no, that’s not it. The reason I consider him a fool is that he saw fit to drag his wife, Milly was Jesus into his nonsense and humiliate her for standing by him when he was exposed as being a liar.

You see, there is no way in hell Kabi was Jesus did not know that he had slept with his cousin and that child could possibly be his but the confidence he had was borderline delusional.

Kabi wa Jesus speaks his truth, says he is not Abby’s father!

And still, he decided to drag Milly was Jesus into a position in which she would open herself up for insults and unnecessary shots being taken at her for being a loyal woman. And he exemplifies why women should not commit to bums.

Milly is a proper woman cut from a Biblical understanding of what being a wife means. She is loyal and has stood by her clown’s side even as he positioned himself to be seen and crowned as the class clown.

“Don’t be a she goat!” Kabi’s cousin takes a swipe at Milly wa Jesus

This is a trait very few women possess these days. She is the type of woman who many men would write the simpyest RnB songs and we would have no right to mock them because she is clearly the embodiment of loyalty and co-operation.

And this raises the question of why such high-value women waste their value on men such as this troglodyte. All Kabi was Jesus had to do was be honest with Milly. It is not like he had been caught cheating. It is not like she was in the picture while he was drilling his cousin.

Milly WaJesus Ready To Support Hubby In Raising Daughter Abby

All he had to do was own up. And even after his gambit blew up in his face, she still has made the decision to stand by him. He had all those years to clear the air out between the two of them and the two weeks it took for the paternity test results to be shared and he didn’t even value their relationship enough to humble his ego and have an honest and open conversation around that issue with Milly was Jesus.

Honestly, Kabi is a lucky fool who doesn’t deserve Milly was Jesus and I hope he understands that he is one of the few men who have a pass to simp for his wife because she is clearly cut from the old testament garment.

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The wa Jesus clan is damaging their brand trying to keep up with the Bahatis

Posted on January 26, 2021 by Ozymandias

Milly wa Jesus and her husband, Kabi wa Jesus have become the butt of nearly every joke cracked on social media over the past two months. The couple first started out with a strong legion of loyal followers who they indulged with so-so content about their daily lives and struggles.

Savage! Kabi Wa Jesus exposes his wife’s most annoying bedroom habit (Video)

They realized they had a good thing going and decided to inject some ambition into it their content and spice things up. I feel this was in a bid to finally get on the same pedestal as the Bahatis and to challenge them for the unofficial title of “most exciting couple”. You see, whenever people speak about the Wa Jesus clan, they also invariably compare it to the Bahatis.

And with good reason; for starters, they are both Bible thumpers. From there, they both are couples constituted by people who have colourful pasts. And now, as we have found out from Edgar Obare, just like Bahati, Kabi wa Jesus has a love child he got with a previous lover out of wedlock. So how could they not be compared to each other?

I saw a wife in Milly, but she was already taken then – Kabi wa Jesus´ burning confession

The problem, however, is the fact that the Wa Jesus clan is trying to push the envelope with what they share with the public much to their detriment. They do not have a care nor concern about what they post along as it goes viral. As a result, they are beginning to make their relationship and family the butt of jokes.

Just as the Bahatis have learnt that they aren’t respected by the general public, Kabi and Milly Wa Jesus are beginning to find out that their fans have gone from seeing them as anything worth respecting and are now treating them as one long joke. That is why when Milly wa Jesus decides to have a QnA session on her social media, useless topics such as whether or not she was a virgin at the point of her marriage come into focus.

We refuse to conform to negativity in marriage – Kabi and Milly wa Jesus

If you say that a year ago people would have dreamed to ask her such a question, you’re a lying sucker. But they opened that door. Then there is Kabi wa Jesus. having a child out of wedlock is not too far from the norm these days for young people but the savage nature of the personal attacks that were sent his way is because people are tired of his hypocritical ~~bullshit~~. And that ire is what is yet another example of just how far their brand has dropped from where it stood this time last year.

And if they keep grinding along this path, sure they will get more views but at the cost of the integrity of their brand. Or maybe, like the Bahatis, they have realized that the powers that be at the corporations really do not care for how their brand is perceived as Kenya’s influencer industry is still very new. Time will tell.

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Kabi and Milly WaJesus early marital issue reveals the truth about all men!

Posted on September 15, 2020 by Ozymandias

Kabi and Milly wa Jesus were married in a grand wedding that was highlighted with the scene and sight of Kabi breaking down in tears and crying his heart out at just how happy he was to have gotten the hand of his lady love in marriage.

How Kabi and Milly WaJesus nearly broke up 2 months into marriage (Video)

I personally was not impressed by that but it is because my mentors espoused stoicism as a virtue to me. This, however, isn’t about me. It is about the revelation that after that lovely ceremony, just two months after the marriage, they nearly went to splitsville and pulled the curtain on their marriage.

Milly wa Jesus was the one who spoke on the matter saying this about Kabi:

“Kuna ukabila na who knows who!” Willy Paul fed up with the corrupt music industry

“This is kind of personal, we have never told anyone. So what happened, we had just gotten married and Kabi was so pumped up day and night. At the time, I was hustling for my small business and almost everyday I came home tired and worn out. Day 1, Day 2, Day 3, Kabi told me he will send me back to my parents’ house. He slept on the couch that night and came back crying that he was on dry spell while he expected we would have Twa Twa everyday,”

Kabi and Milly — When I saw Milly, I thought she looked like my wife – Kabi wa Jesus

The main issue as you can see was sex.

Kabi WaJesus nearly walks out of Live interview after Jalango’s intrusive question to wife (Video)

And while many modern agony aunts try to downplay the role of sex in a marriage or a relationship because let’s face it, a lot of us are busily engaging in fornication, this is actually one of the primary concerns for a man in a relationship. You see, men and women evolved to be adversarial in their mating strategy but complimentary when they get together as a couple.

Kabi and Milly wa Jesus — The WaJesus wedding day

Kabi being a man produces gametes by the hundreds of millions if not by the billions. That is because he has evolved from a creature that put a premium on getting to procreate. Milly (I am down with that wa Jesus nonsense) on the other hand, evolved from a creature that is born with a finite amount of eggs that therefore resulted in women prioritizing the choice of whose baby to produce.
Simply put, Kabi has the drive to copulate that his wife now has to satisfy.

Wild reactions after Kabi WaJesus caught on camera wiggling waist with Arab babe during Dubai baecation (Video)

Kabi and Milly found themselves at a cross-purpose that modern life actually creates. She was tired out from running her business. Her husband, however, still wanted to smash because that is an evolved animalistic drive and the fact that she is his wife, he wants (or society and religion forces him) to only do so with his wife.

So when that urge, that need isn’t satisfied by his wife, he would of course become agitated because his values do not allow him to sate that desire outside their home.

And modern relationships do not account for this. Yet when you ask most men why they got into relationships, the honest answer is usually for regular sex. Most marriages get to a point where the husband and wife effectively become mere roommates and that is the point -more often than not- when infidelity becomes a concern.

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