Comedian extraordinaire Eunice Mammito is spilling the tea on her bun in the oven! Apparently, unlike most celebrity pregnancies, this wasn’t a surprise stork delivery. Nope, Mammito decided it was time to crack open a new chapter in her life, and that chapter involved a whole lot of kicking from the inside.
Turning 31 must have been a real wake-up call (or maybe a late-night app notification?), because suddenly Mammito was all, “Honey, pack your bags, it’s ovulation time!” Yes, folks, she used an app to track her “hot eggs” (we’re pretty sure that’s not a real feature) and strategically “beat two” for her mystery baby daddy (who wisely ate just one,さすが [sagashii – Japanese for “smart”]).
The internet, of course, is having a field day. Some folks are sharing their own struggles with the stork delivery service, while others are still side-eyeing Mammito like a particularly suspicious avocado. But hey, the woman’s making us laugh with her pregnancy skits, and that’s all that matters, right?
Here’s the real kicker: Mammito’s out here recruiting her future mother-in-law into the family group chat! We’re picturing awkward baby name suggestions and unsolicited parenting advice flowing freely. But hey, at least Mammito’s ensuring her baby daddy’s mom is getting a good laugh too.
So, there you have it. Mammito’s on a mission: conquer the egg market, score some internet points, and maybe, just maybe, find true love along the way. We’ll be here with the popcorn (and the baby name suggestions, because apparently Mammito needs all the help she can get).