KRG da Don is back to chat a lot of BS about what he intends to do should anyone ever say anything about the next woman he will marry and start a new family with. For some reason, he believes that he can scare anyone by trying to imitate the Will Smith energy and all we can do is laugh at what he is saying.
For you to understand what I am prattling on about, allow me to set the stage: Will Smith slapped comedian Chris Rock for a joke he made about Jada Pinkett’s bald head. The moralists and feminists are claiming he was defending her honour given she suffers from female pattern baldness so he was justified but the cuck is still a cuckold in the eyes of many a man.
KRG decided that this is going to be the type of time he is on with a comment and then later a post on social media in which he warned the world to be on their best behaviour the next time he introduces his lady love and Kenyans have shown him just how little they care for his threats and his chest-thumping.
For my wife I would do even crazier things ???????????? next time I introduce my future wife to the public and then I hear someone playing with her name just know it’s gonna be a whole movie ???????? itakua #FullKisunzi
And at this point we have to pause and ask ourselves two questions: The first being, “Why does KRG expose himself to such shenanigans?” and the second being, “Why does he delude himself into thinking he is a beast when the entire country knows he is soft?”
The second question is the easiest to answer. Men need to have an edge of danger and unpredictability to them. We know this from an almost animalistic level of understanding. It is in our instincts. However, civilisation has tamed many a man to the point of them becoming as docile and domesticated as an obese Runda dog, even performing tricks for the amusement of women.
This is probably something KRG da Don is aware of as he watches his estranged wife, Linah Kiruthi galavanting with some of the roughest men she can find and it hurts his soul. So now he wants to change the narrative about him being soft.
And now onto the first reason: why does he expose himself to this barrage of insults on a daily basis. That is a more difficult question to answer. Perhaps it is down to him being a glutton for punishment and humiliation. Or perhaps it all comes down to him not being the origin of his thought process. he thinks what everyone else thinks about him is more important than what that little voice in his head thinks of him. However, that is something for KRG and a therapist to sort out.
Still, KRG is not that gangsta that we are all afraid of. He isn’t the boogeyman of the entertainment scene. If Khaligraph said he would deal with someone, we would be terrified for that person because he genuinely exudes that vibe. Not Bwana Karuga. And there is no shame in the fact. he is a father and businessman and permanent upcoming artist. That is where he should invest his energy.
KRG da Don is down bad and there is little anyone in his social circle seems to be able to do to help him get back on his feet. If anything, they seem more and more with each passing antic they forgive him for getting up to that they are nothing but yes-men too scared of scaring away the guy they are parasites to.
And that is why we are seeing the upcoming rapper/ dancehall artist struggling to let go of his situation with his estranged wife, Linah Wanjiru Kiruthi. And I don’t blame him for feeling hurt. On paper, he is the type of man any woman would be happy to have calling her his.
Krg’s estranged wife, Linah
He is handsome, he is of above-average height (the Kenyan average being 5’7″ for men) and he is wealthy, reportedly being the scion of a wealthy and established family. So what went wrong? that is the question KRG should be focused on answering but he is instead chasing his tail and sinking to rubbish antics, constantly trading insults with his wife (they are still legally married) and accusing her of cheating on him.
The rapper was livid when he, like the rest of us, found out that Linah was involved with Ochungulo Family’s Benzema. Now, it turns out she is currently with Mbogi Genje’s manager, a man popularly known as Elvis Makutsa aka Eastlands President.
Krg with estranged wife, Linah and a friend
Can you imagine that after all the praise KRG used to shower on his wife, all the lavish gifts he gave her, she still left him and decided she wanted bad boys? Ofcourse all that hurts da Don. It would leave you gutted too. But there is an opportunity for him to make himself better after studying the failures of this marriage and emerging a man forged in the flames of failure and made anew, like the phoenix from the flames. And the man to help him with this journey is Amerix.
For those of you who do not know Amerix, he is a phenomenon on Twitter who has been counselling men and attempting to help them become the best versions of themselves that they can aspire to be. he is a life coach who teaches men how to train their minds, bodies and focus them towards the single goal of pursuing their mission in life.
Elvis with Linah
KRG needs that. Sure, he is a businessman who can boast a wide variety of businesses including construction but as a father and leader of his household, the head of his relationship, he is a failure. So perhaps he should reach out to Amerix to try and figure out how he can become the man his sons think him to be, the type of man other men want to be and women want to be with. The type of man whose wife wouldn’t stray from out of fear that she will never get a man of his calibre ever again in her life.
But for that to happen, he would have to confess his ego and pride. He would have to accept that he has failed and actually give an honest and earnest attempt at learning how to improve himself. That means getting his diet right, focusing on getting fit then strong and finally becoming a man who is in control of every aspect of his life that we as mortals can ever hope to be.
Elvis with his clients, Mbogi Genje
For now, all we can do is pray and hope that KRG actually gets his act together. I wouldn’t hold my breath however if I were you. He seems to be enjoying playing in his emotions and the muck that is the feminine urge to throw insults at his ex and the men who are currently bouncing her on their laps.
KRG da Don is someone who could do with a masterclass lesson in how to STFU and I mean that in the loudest way possible! And the reason I say this is because he is not acting like the man of his house nor the leader of his family.
I am saying this as a young man looking in through the window he has so “graciously” put in for the world to look into his life and that of his family. We should start from the point of stating that he revealed that he and his wife are estranged and bitterly so as they hurtle towards a divorce.
For some reason, he engaged in a rather public trade of insults with his wife whom KRG had previously been cheering on and gifting…. Aaaah! I see, this should actually have been expected given how publicly he used to celebrate his wife and their marriage aswell as how much of a show he turned each gift giving session with his wife, Linah Wanjiru.
And in keeping with that same energy output level, he revealed that he was divorcing his wife and the reasons he has given have been garbage at best. He is constantly saying she started hanging out with “lowlifes” and at that point Linah fired and stayed true to the old adage that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned… Because she attacked his manhood and sexual prowess.
Krg’s ex wife, Linah
Just when thought things had settled down, KRG da Don decided to go on social media and issue threats to his sister-in-law demanding she cease and desist trying to make contact with his children, her siblings: the kicker is that her children and the rapper’s attend the same school. I know, it is clearly not “big brain time” according to his watch.
The reason I say this is because he has not taken the time to take a step back from the entire bullshit scenario and tried to give it a proper “once-over”. Look, I get it, when a marriage breaks down, one party is bound to feel disappointed, hurt and even betrayed depending on the reason for the breakup. However, when children are involved or when one or both parties are celebrities, then discretion becomes an important tool to utilise throughout the entire process.
The reason I say this is that KRG is the head of his life but at some point was the head of his household. He clearly has no frame because when they split, he immediately decided to announce to the world the levels of intimacy issues he and his wife had been dealing with. He is meant to be the leader of his family meaning he is should know when to be stoic. He should know when being calm is what a situation requires and he should know to shut his Twitter fingers the F up!
Why is he participating in the type of behaviour that would be deleterious to his children’s wellbeing? he needs to actually man-up and realise that his estranged wife is still crucial for the health and wellbeing of their children? They need to actually learn to fight away from the limelight but I suspect he is the one to initiate such thoughtfulness. That is why I am saying he is failing. He needs to take stock of his situation and realise that it is incumbent upon him to provide leadership on how they are going to move forward.
KRG has every right to be upset. He has every reason to feel betrayed but he needs to understand that the he needs to put his children’s wellbeing before his. If he wants to vent, he needs to go see his bros, his guys or whatever the hell he calls his close clique of friends. He needs therapy. Hell, he can put all his animus into music but he needs to stop running to social media.
We do not care beyond his experience being fodder for gossip. Keep what happens in his kingdom private. All we needed to know was that he and his wife were estranged following their separation. We don’t need to know anything beyond that about the civil war currently ravaging his fiefdom. Clearly he was very invested in his identity as a husband but now he knows it and he needs to focus on KRG as a man. He needs to be selfish but in a manner similar to what Ayn Rand espouses: enlightened selfishness.
KRG the Don
KRG needs to stop being a simp who identifies himself based on his relationship with the woman in his life. Perhaps that is the first step he should take as he learns to STFU about his family. Engage lawyers then shut the F up!
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KRG da Don should stop calling himself “da Don”! Oh man, I am so disappointed at Kenyan celebs. It seems like all of them are simps and the more we find out about their love lives and it is very disheartening. Let us dive right into why.
KRG da Don has joined a shameful list of men who are at the pinnacle of their careers (or whose stars are rising) and yet they do not know how to handle women so whenever they deal with women, things go awry and either derail their train or come dangerously close to doing so.
We have seen Mulamwah simp begging his former girlfriend cum baby mama Sonnie to take him back (and now he is just attempting to pretend to be a lothario), we saw Colonel Mustafa get physically abused then get used for clout by Noti Flow. Then there was Nick Ndeda and his vasectomy and Daddy Owen was crying and pining for a woman who cheated on him. And how can we forget Machakos Governor Alfred Mutua who has turned into a nuisance (allegedly) according to his ex, Lillian Ng’ang’a.
I mean, one would think that with thought-leaders like Kibe and Amerix added to the bullshit that we have seen male celebs get subjected to by their partners but I guess intelligence, in general, is an issue Kenyan men have when it comes to the subject matter of women.
Krg with ex wife, Linah and a friend
But with KRG da Don, he seems to believe that clashing with his wife publicly is doing anything to damage her reputation but what he doesn’t know (does he not have any real friends who warn him) he is actually showing the rest of the country just how much of an idiot he is.
You see, according to him, he has done everything for his wife; starting a business for her, buying her expensive gifts and then finally finding out that his lady love was cheating this entire time with a guy he referred to as Steve. Then he went on a rant attacking and mocking Linah -his wife’s- paramour. What he did not realise is how stupid he looks.
Krg’s ex wife, Linah
Someone needs to take away KRG’s phone because you cannot mock a man who has slept with your wife. Blad, you’re moving mad! Take the “L” suck your teeth and keep it moving.
He really needs to reevaluate the way he carries himself around women. He needs mentors who can guide him through this topic because you cannot be financially successful but your home is the source of all your woes and stress.
KRG needs to check out YouTube channels by guys like Rich Cooper and Rian Stone and he needs to stop hanging out with other simps like Shaffie Weru who lost his job after a lifetime of pandering to women as a radio presenter only for those same feminists to turn around and attack him.
Then again, he wouldn’t be KRG da Simp and I wouldn’t have any content to share about the man so let him keep simping and giving us our seven chuckles. Foolish man. There are north of 20 million Kenyan women, if you lose one, replace her with a finer, younger one and move on. Attacking Stevo, kijana wa hood and mocking him for not having your level of anything is foolish because you need to remember that every time he slipped out, your wife put him back inside.
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KRG da Don and his estranged wife, Linah are currently embroiled in a bitter divorce as the rapper seeks to repossess the gifts he had showered his wife with and she has finally made her demands for child support known- she wants 350K per month.
That is a ludicrous amount and I do not know who her lawyers are but she needs to get rid of those clowns because they are leading her astray with her demands simply for the sake of making a sensational demand that garners them publicity and attention at the expense of their clients.
Krg’s ex wife, Linah
Just so you understand why I am referring to Linah’s demands as ludicrous, allow me to share with you what she wants as both child and spousal support:
House Rent Ksh 160,000
Groceries: food, fruits and dry grain Ksh 50,000
Milk Ksh 25,000
Clothing Ksh 50,000
Electricity Ksh 30,000
Water Ksh 15,000
Toiletries Ksh 20,000
I am surprised KRG was not asked to pay Ksh 70,000 for internet (home WiFi) and Ksh 300,000 for vehicle maintenance per month. These demands are clearly obscenely inflated as you can see her water and electricity bills -almost like she is running an industry and water bottling company from her home. It is purely greedy. Linah is cutting the image of an ungrateful and greedy woman and so I must once again ask, what the H.E.double hockey sticks are her lawyers advising her?
Krg’s ex wife, Linah
Now let me get to the briefest section of why only a deluded individual would think these demands can even form the basis of a compromise… In Kenya, the law was recently amended to state that (and rather wisely I must add) that both parents must contribute 50-50 (equitably) to the maintenance of their children. That means that if she believes it will cost her 350K to raise the couple’s children, she must also be willing to kick in 175K.
Now, I am sure you’re wondering whether or not I am taking into account the fact she may be a stay at home mother… Fair enough but a man is not a meal ticket. You cannot use your children to ensure you get to live a standard of living you have not earned. Ask Brittany Renner how that has turned out for her. That is why I am defending KRG da Don with common sense -not that I am a fan of his music. Tudus!
I get it, Linah managed to land KRG, she had done everything right up till that point. She managed to get a young, handsome multi-millionaire and he would lavish her with gifts. But that was his hustle whatever it may be that has earned him that level of income and that lifestyle. She is not entitled to it merely because she allowed him to sire children through her. Asking for 250K without taking into account school fees is something that is offputting and I for one am glad that President Uhuru Kenyatta signed the 50-50 bill into law.
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KRG Da Don had a rather interesting reaction to finding out the rather sudden and shocking news that Ochungulo family were breaking up. Rather than the normal reaction of shock or horror, he decided to congratulate the group for refusing to work with Benzema whom he alleged was a rapist.
The allegation is one that has been plaguing Benzema who even made a song about the matter explained that it was one of the most traumatic events of his life when he was falsely accused of rape. So for KRG da Don to go for this seemingly to the rest of us out of the blue is perplexing.
I found myself wondering why he would decide to take such an uncalled for shot at Benzema/ Alehandro and I thought that given they are both rappers, and hip-hop is simply a bloodsport, he was attacking because he had caught the scent of blood but then I realized that this is KRG Da Don.
And by that I mean that he usually does this. He is something of a troll, he simply attacks other artists to keep his name in the headlines. That is why KRG Da don went after Miracle baby of Sailors. And while at the time I thought it was legitimate beef, this recent attack makes me think otherwise.
Sailors Gang and KRG Da Don before their beef
Sometimes, even I am wrong. And while it is a rare occasion to behold, it still does indeed happen. And that is why we are here today. KRG decided to troll Alehandro/ Benzema and i think he should sue him for the damage such an allegation does to an individual’s name.
To put someone through that trauma a second time should be dealt with severely and while I would have rather told Benzema to physically handle their dispute (I am learning from a mentor I have that sometimes a quick punch to the mouth instils discipline), I don’t think that would be as gratifying as making him have to part way with some of his money in retribution.
Benzema
And as such, I need to advise Benzema to sue KRG Da Don who has a penchant for ostentatious posts on social media. That means there is probably something he can get from the man as a way of saying pole and that’s a good thing.
The rapist remark is one that can kill careers anywhere in the world but especially for someone whose career depends on getting sponsorship deals and other endorsements, especially since alot of the key decision-makers, are women and rape is a crime that disproportionally targets women.
KRG da Don and Sailors have a running beef that involves a rather peculiar genesis. You see, the two of them have some issues stemming from the fact that KRG attempted to mentor Sailors gang at the behest of the latter’s management’s behest. Shout out to Mwalimu Rachel for yet another intriguing clusterphuck involving Sailors.
You see, according to the legends told on these streets, Sailors management decided to approach KRG for some mentorship for their surprisingly difficult young talent in the form of Sailors. And so a wonderful relationship was meant to have been struck. unfortunately, that is not what the fates had determined for these friends. Amor fati.
And when KRG determined that the only thing he was expected to bring to his mentorship was his resources, he flipped. And who can blame him, this was indicative of the fact that Kenyans do not quite understand what mentorship is all about.
You see, if we are looking at what KRG claims to be bringing to the table, then we first have to take a keen ook at the Mwalimu Rachel led management team. It is rumoured that they approached him for mentorship. What does that exactly mean? Mentorship isn’t about the mentor. He/ she doesn’t need you. They are already established. Your mentor is meant to simply share their experience with you.
Krg The Don
It is only when you understand what mentors are meant to bring to the table that you realize that indeed, if the story is true, then KRG was justified in his anger. He probably thought he was bringing his acumen as an entrepreneur and as an established artist only to find out he was meant to finance the careers of your artists not signed to his label.
Also, whomever is advising Sailors did them a disservice. They need to be looking for artists who have made it huge not only in Kenya but in East Africa because let’s face it, they are a big brand within the East African entertainment scene. Sailors needs to be linked up with Diamond or Ali Kiba or Nonini or Sauti Sol and Nyashinski to mentor them if they are serious about breaking out continentally. hell, even Nameless would have a thing or two to teach the rough lads.
KRG the Don
But then again, it really is telling as to why the split occurred. In Kenya, mentorship isn’t about taking a young person under your wings and teaching them the ropes. Mentorship has nothing to do with instilling value. It is about showing them how to steal. So young Kenyans have no value for mentorship. They hear about a mentor and think of a meal ticket.
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