Starehe MP Charles Njugua with the help of Citizen Radio presenter Mzazi Willy M Tuva, have bailed out Tamara Risheel, a lady who made it to the headlines after claiming she’s Uhuru Kenyatta’s daughter.
Risheel was arrested and locked for three days after taking to the streets with a board written that she’s Uhuru’s daughter. Jaguar and Mzazi on Monday went to Kilimani police and bailed her out. News had earlier stated that she had been taken to meet Uhuru Kenyatta but Jalang’o said that she had been arrested.
“Tamara was not taken to Statehouse but she was a guest of the state at Kilimani police station. Kenyan musician Jaguar bailed her out after three days . Tamara has revealed that she is an artiste and she has a song for the president,” said Jalas.
“Tamara kumbe hakupelekwa statehouse but alikuwa guest of state pale Kilimani police! Jaguaree @jaguarkenya ndio amemtoa after 3 days! Amesema yeye ni msanii na ako na wimbo ya President…..weee! Sasa lazima hii wimbo #ifikierais.”
Moral police wants president Uhuru to give Kilimani Mums a cabinet post. The KFCB boss says the Facebook group represents Kenyans in the diversity.
How Ezekiel Mutua ended up liking Kilimani Mums is even puzzling. The Facebook group is known for discussing some of the most crude topics the moral police should find totally offensive.
But surprisingly Mutua believes Kilimani Mums is the ‘people’s parliament. He reveals that he became a member by chance and doesn’t not regret it.
“I think Kilimani Mums deserve a Cabinet post. The conversations there can inform national policy. I got into the group by default. Guys started tagging me staff that they thought requires my attention as a regulator. “Has Mutua seen this?” Wait until the moral police gets wind of it. . .bla bla bla! So every so often I get a notification on fb and on checking I stray into some very strange but useful conversations. This is an online Bunge la Mwananchi par excellence,” wrote Alfred Mutua in part.
No political inclinations
Ezekiel Mutua
Mutua says Kilimani Mums provides stress relief and humor for Kenyans. He says that he is impressed by the Facebook group because it also has no political inclinations.
“How were kenyans surviving without these platforms? People ventilate on all manner of topics, but the most striking thing is that Kilimani Mums represents Kenyans in the diversity – the serious, the funny, the peculiar, the intelligent. . .name them! Apparently, Kenyans of all walks of life find space in Kilimani Mums. And unlike Kenyans on Twitter, another robust army of netizens with opinions on all subjects under the sun, Kilimani Mums has no political inclinations.
“I think the President should consider a Cabinet slot for this hilarious group of Kenyans who provide such stress relief and humour. But most importantly, we can work with the minister to provide guidelines for classification of Kilimani Mums content on a self-regulatory model!
And while it the stress reliever forum has been rated “Strictly for Persons Over 18″!!” Wrote Ezekiel Mutua.
The interesting discovery made by Kilimani mums that could save poor bedroom performers has been a hot debate on social media in the past few days.
Apparently Rexona is not only used to conceal odors but also as some sort of Viagra. Facebook group – Kilimani Mums & Dads has discovered this new use of Rexona.
Female Kilimani mums members were instructed to encourage their underperforming sweethearts to use Rexona deodorant to curb premature ejaculation.
A certain Ndumba N Floridah explained that Rexona reduces sensitivity of the male organ thus should be sprayed on the pecker minutes before intercourse to help the man last longer.
And Rexona isn’t the only commonly used product that prolongs sexual activity, Strepsils – drug used to cure sore throats, is said to do the trick as well; according to Kilimani mums of course.
