Veteran entertainer Fundi Frank nursing injuries after being ran over by drunk driver

Veteran entertainer Fundi Frank is nursing several injuries after being ran over by a drunk driver.

Frank, on Sunday, April 21, at a car parking lot. According to Fundi, the driver of the vehicle was visibly drunk when he ran him over with the machine.

Accident

Taking to social media, Frank posted a swollen leg and said that he’s still hunting the owner of the car so that he can pay him.

“It has been one of those crazy holidays. I still have a swollen ankle and I still can’t walk well. I was run over on Sunday by an SUV with a very very drunk driver behind the wheels at a certain parking lot. Still following up on the drunk driver’s issue and my well being. So far so good. God is good,” he wrote on Instagram. 

Following his post, thousands of his fans and clients thronged the comments section to wish him well.

Heartless! Mpango wa Kando in Bungoma bites off man’s balls after being giving ‘little money’ 

A woman in Bungoma having an illicit affair with a married man ended up biting his testicles off after the man failed to give her a promised amount of money.

31-year-old Edwin Mukhwana in Webuye West Constituency, Bungoma County was admitted in hospital after part of his scrotum was bitten off by his lover last week.

Edwin allegedly had leased his land to a sugarcane farmer, and “had a lot of money with him” when he went to visit his girlfriend at around 4 pm but gave her a meager amount.

Lugusi Location Chief Samuel Neyombe confirmed the incident saying the two were in a heated argument after that which led to her biting off her testicles.

“The friend of Mukhwana’s girlfriend confined his head using her arms, while the victim’s lover embarked on biting his testicles. The two intended to robe the victim of his money,” Chief Neyombe told eDaily.

Stay faithful

Neighbours who responded to Mukhwana’s screams of pain rushed him Lugusi Dispensary for treatment. The clinic’s lead doctor, Emmanuel Mwanja, said they managed to contain the bleeding.

“The victim was bitten on his scrotum, though his testicles remained intact. We have managed to stitch him, and he is now in a stable condition. He, however, remains weak. We decided to refer him to Webuye Hospital for advanced treatment,” said Mwanja.

Mukhwana’s girlfriend was arrested but her friend managed to escape and is still on the run. Amused locals urged married people to stay faithful to their partners to avoid such incidents.

“If you are married, kindly remain faithful to your spouse. Had Mukhwana been faithful, this predicament wouldn’t have befallen him,” a female Lugasi resident said.

“I urge men in Lugusi to wisely use the shambas they own. Proceeds from the use or leasing of such land should go to beneficial projects,” said Neyombe.

 

Equity Bank forced to fire Fisi manager who has been feasting young interns mercilessly like fried Njugu 

A manager from Equity Bank has been sent home after the popular bank learnt that he has been sexually harassing interns.

In a statement on Wednesday, the bank said the unnamed manager has been fired and replaced following numerous complaints against him by interns.

The manager has been making moves on interns in the Equity Leaders Programme pinning them down with sex for extra favors.

“The Group has taken necessary measures in line with its policies and procedures, including disciplinary measures, and in some cases termination/separation of employment of certain staff,” said, the group chairman designate.

Investigations

Ansell also said that the company had been investigating about the matter since October after complaints by interns in a work group.

He promised that neither the manager nor the interns who complained will be made public.

“Sexual harassment/assault in the workplace is totally unacceptable. We at Equity Group have chosen to share our experience openly and raise awareness on this issue of public interest,” he added.

Sorry for your loss! Parents angered after MCA sends condolence cards to KCPE candidates(photos) 

Students from Bogeche Primary School were surprised after they received a card with a condolence message instead of best wishes from their MCA on Monday before the exams kicked off.

Ichuni Ward MCA, Gekonge Mirieri had to apologize for a rather eye-popping mistake after he sent the cards which had a sad message instead of an uplifting one.

“We are deeply sorry for the loss. Please accept our heartfelt sympathies for your loss. Our thoughts are with your family during this difficult times.” read the card. 

Enemies

A teach noticed the mistake while reading out loud for the students before they started their exam, and later shared that it was delivered by a villager on Monday.

The MCA, however, claims his political enemies switched the cards to make him look bad.

“I couldn’t do that my friend, that is the work of people, some of them former competitors,” Mr Mireri told the Nation by phone.

 

Video: Comedian David the Student makes comeback on Churchill show after ruthless conning Kenyans 

David The Student had traveled to the US a few months ago to further his career but quickly found out life over there is not as many see in the movies.

The comedian couldn’t find a way to survive and turned into a con man in the process.

He was accused by several Kenyans of conning them hundreds of thousands a thing he later apologized for on his social media platforms saying that his dad, who has cancer, was on of the reasons why he needed the money.

Hello, I have spent time reading this, and some of it is true(the borrowing of Money) But I have never told  anyone my Dad has cancer. Coming here(America) made me realize life here aint what we see and think there’s a dollar tree falling and people catch…being here for a couple of months had made me appreciate the hard work most of you guys (Kenyans in America) work so Hard to take care of your families and to live the American Dream. I apologies to anybody and everyone those I borrowed and those who lent me and I’ve not refunded. I take full responsibility and I am ashamed” wrote David the Student in the apology.

Return

Fast forward to October, the comedian made his return to Churchill show and was warmly accepted. Watch the video below:

‘This surgery goes some way in alleviating my chronic pain’: BBC’s Ciru Muriuki undergoes surgery

BBC’s and former NTV The Trend host Ciru Muriuki recently underwent an Endometriosis surgery.

Endometriosis is the abnormal growth of cells (endometrial cells) similar to those that form the inside of the uterus, but in a location outside of the uterus.

It can cause pain — sometimes severe — especially during your period. Fertility problems also may develop.

It’s not clear when the vocal presenter underwent for the surgery but she told her fans it was successful.

Recovering

Muriuki shared that she’s recovering after the surgery but she’s fighting with intense pain. Also, another The Trend host, Njambi Koikai, has been fighting with the problem and has spent the last 7 months in Atlanta being treated.

“Currently in post-endometriosis surgery recovery. I’m sore but relieved. Hopefully, this surgery goes some way in alleviating my chronic pain. #endometriosis #endowarrior” said Ciku. 

Tanzanians laugh at Kenyans over ugly uniforms after Uhuru unveiled the new Kenya Police uniform

Kenyans are not proud of the new Kenya Police uniforms recently unveiled by president Uhuru Kenyatta. In the new changes, the President said the Persian-blue shirt/blouse, trousers and beret are for better “visibility” but Kenyans took to social media to mock the new uniforms which many claimed were just ugly.

Old school

It seems Tanzanian have also jumped on the trolls and were quick to tell Kenyans that the uniforms should be rejected. BBC Swahili asked its followers to comment on the new uniforms with a majority of those commenting being Tanzanians. Many hated them.

Here are some of the comments:

Edwin Kweyamba wrote, “Sisi kwetu Tz hizi sare wanavaaa sungusungu na makampuni binafsi ya ulinzi ???.”

Asanteelly Charles said, “Mimi naona iko poa ila tatizo inafanana na nguo zetu za kazi kwenye karakana yetu.”

Dickshop Sitiphin commented, “Sale nzuli tu shida mazoezi hakuna. Sasa wote wanaonekana vitambi.”

John S M Mgejwa questioned, “Mbona zina mifuko mikubwa? Wana maana gani? Mifuko inachochea rushwa!!”

Stephano Matiko stated, “Rangi ni suri ila tatizo lilko kwenye aina mshono/design/mtindo itawapendeza watu wanene na maofisaa tu lakini sio wenye vyeo mikono na p/c nashauri kama wataona inafaa kiunoni iwe na kamba na tumboni mkanda. Muhimu sare mpya maana yake utendaji kazi uwe mzuri na watende haki kwa wote kwa usawa. Asanteni.”

Kalistus Njogopa commented, “Mavazi yamekaa kirushwa rushwa tu ? Mifuko mikubwa kama ya kuwekea choroko.”

Yericko Nyerere wrote, “Ni sare nzuri, lakini imekaa na nembo kama ya Ghana vile, uhalisia wa ukenya siuoni.”

Castato Matovu stated, “Swala sio muonekano wa nguo bali weledi na kutenda kazi kwa haki bila hivyo hata wavae nguo za dhahabu ni kazi buree.”

 

Family in Utawala ready to offer Ksh50,000 to who ever finds their lost cat Regina

A notice of a family in Utawala offering a whopping Ksh 50,000 to any person who will bring home their lost cat has left many Kenyans in wonder.

A cat? Yes. A cat.

While some are not ready to pay that amount of money to find their husbands and wives, this family posted a notice on newspaper making the announcement.

The cat, named Regina went missing on Sunday, August 12, in Utawala area, Nairobi and the family has been doing everything to find their beloved one.

Well, there two types of Kenyans. Those who look for their cats and those who are happy after noticing their husbands and wives have not reported home since Sunday.

 

 

Ugali man! Man who ‘saved’ humongous Ugali from being destroyed leaves Kenyans in stitches

A photo of a man carrying a huge ugali during the recent demolishion at Kilimani by Nairobi County enforcement officers has left many entertained.

The photos, taken by Daily Nation’s photographer Evans Habil, has left social media in a buzz of how the man carried the Ugali from a kibanda as strangers watched.

It’s okay now

Over 100 illegal structures were demolished in the sting operation by the enforcement unit and people were looting all kind of things. This man however, went direct for the ugali ignoring other valuables.

Kenyans, as expected, had a lot to say about it.

Olivier Omondi Kenya I tell you!Just love this country

Malachi Ajanja Sonko discovered that demolished to the way forward we are witching

Kelvin Opondo Puhahahaha. ….my hero!Never leave Ukali behind enemy lines….DPP Noordin Hajji ona huyu sasa priis

Alfey K Corir Hehehe, wonders will never end oh???

Karoo Bstd He should receive presidential award just like githeri man

Dennis Saina Kiprono RN It’s sad that the government can’t guarantee safety of ugali anymore.
Where are we headed as a feeding nation? ??

Stephen Ndirangu Maina Manegene But the guy is going to demolish the ugali alone (probably illegally)

Abud Said Picture of the year !!!

Shock as Kenyan woman tries robbing a bank in the US using a hammer(video)

A Kenyan woman has left her country people and the world shocked after she tried to rob a bank in Murphy, Texas on Wednesday. Evelyn Misumi, 36, walked into a Bank of America branch armed with a hammer, petrol, lighter and threatened to light the bank up if they don’t give her money.

She then started pouring the fuel on the lobby telling the teller she was serious she will burn the place down. The tellers called the police forcing her to run off.

Arrested

When police arrived at the scene, they tried to use paper spray to subdue her, but she pulled a 9-month-old baby from her car and “attempted to use the child as a shield,” said the police.

Watch the clip HERE

 

Uhuru’s niece Nana Gecaga lands lucrative international job

KICC managing director Nana Gecaga recently celebrated almost 2 decades of an alcohol free life. Nana, who is related to Uhuru Kenyatta, was an alcoholic and even confessed that it almost ruined her life.

It seems she has more reason to celebrate yet again after she was elected deputy chairperson of the International Congress and Convention Association–African chapter for a two-year term.

Business hub

ICCA, an international body representing the world’s leading suppliers in handling, transporting and accommodating international meetings and events, has at least 1,100-member companies and organisations worldwide.

“Key will be to showcase Kenya and the continent’s capabilities to host large conferences and events. Africa is ready to do business with the world. With the right in-country partnerships, member countries are able to host major events, and as ICCA-Africa chapter, we will work to ensure we raise this profile,” she said.

Uhuru’s niece and KICC boss Nana celebrates 19 years of being sober 

KICC managing director Nana Gecaga has been a key campaigner against alcohol consumption. The MD, who is President Uhuru Kenyatta’s niece, has confessed several times how alcohol almost ruined her life.

Nana recently took to social media to celebrate hitting almost a decade without touching alcohol. She asked her fans not to lose hope if they are fighting alcoholism.

Never too late

“Team5min lesson: “It’s never too late” 19 years ago I stopped drinking and have never gone back…. what does that mean? Well it means I’m now living my best life and today I just want to thank EVERYONE who stood by me THEN,NOW and ALWAYS and NEVER let me go back ?? I also want to let everyone out there know it’s never too late and WHATEVER your going through your NOT ALONE and never be ashamed to ask for help.” She posted. 

 

Pressure on Slay Queens as government plans to tax selfies

From the look of things, Kenyans will soon pay a tax for almost every little thing they do.

Kenyans might soon be paying a tax for exhuming bodies, street preaching, taking photos with your smart phone and hawking food if proposed new tax plan by counties goes through.

Kenyans have been left speechless by the proposed bill will see them part with at least Sh20,000 upfront per day to preach and use lawns maintained by the county government in Siaya if the Finance Bill 2018 is approved. In Makueni, you will be needed to pay at least 100 bob to take a photo using your mobile phone.

Monitor

It’s not yet clear how they’ll implement such a law but monitoring whether someone took a photo with his/her phone can be a huge challenge.

Churchill comedian Jasper Murume lands a ‘Zari mwitu’

Top socialite Zari Hassan was recently in Kenya to headline last Saturday’s the Colour Purple event which was at Uhuru Gardens.

The visit came with a lot of controversies and dramas as gospel singer Ringtone tried to impress the mother of five who was recently dumped by singer Diamond Platnumz.

Zari Hassan

Kenyans in the ended started the Zari challenge after Ringtone hired a Range Rover to lure the Ugandan beauty but was rejected. It seems comedian Jasper Murume might have gotten himself a Zari, though not the original copy.

He posted a photo on Instagram flaunting a light skinned lady who looked like Zari Hassan, leaving social media in awe.

Murume with the fake Zari Hassan

“Alikataa Ringtone juu yangu ????.” he captioned the photo. 

“Thank you Zari. You are my main now. I know i don’t have a range rover but people say i have range and furry when angry. And am now your rover. Si there range rover is full? This ProMbox is yours. Use it to carry your makeup and expensive wigs. Diamond and Ringtone can lamba lolo. Lolo is kenyan for low low. Like when you are down until you are licking the ground now you are lambaing low low. Much rove kipens.”he added in another post. 

 

Nick Odhiambo shows off his beautiful daughter(photos)

Radio bigwig Nick Odhiambo has been in the media business for more than a decade now. The presenter has been in a few relationship dramas with his spouse but never has he posted his daughter from that relationship.

Odhiambo was accused of beating his wife several times a thing that almost ruined his radio career. The two divorced later after that.

Now, the Radio Maisha presenter has now introduced her daughter to the online community and she’s one beautiful gem.

It’s safe to say that she looks like her dad.

Here are the photos:

Nyota Ndogo now joins make-up classes after Kenyans attacked her over her wedding pictures

After Kenyans mocked her for bad makeup during her wedding, singer Nyota Ndogo made some drastic changes like firing her makeup artist but apparently it wasn’t enough.

She has gone back to makeup school now to ensure she can do it herself .

On social media, the singer joked around but informed fans she has gone to study the art of beatifying yourself.

“By the way munajua nimeingia shule ya makeup baada ya kuchekwa sana? Najifunza shule ya @tedymakeup nalipia.nipo na 2weeks toka nimeanza.so hii nimejifanyia??????” she posted. 

You can’t please everyone

The singer also added that she doesn’t mind what people say about her anymore because in this world you can’t please everyone.

“No matter how cute you are.. How sweet u are.. How friendly you are.. How nice you are.. Someone somewhere still hates you for no apparent reason.. And such is life ayee..When people talk bad about you, it’s non of your business it’s their business.”

Photos of the Kenyan woman who was allegedly shot dead by her husband in the U.S. 

A Kenyan woman living in Jersey City in New Jersey was allegedly shot multiple times and killed by her husband, who went on and shot himself according to police.

Henry Okongo and Lydiah Okongo were found dead inside a Country Village home with gun wounds. Police suspect Henry, 51, might have shot his wife before killing himself in the basement where his body was found.

They had two kids who

Their two kids, one fives years and the other has just clocked one year, were found in the house by a family member who alerted the police. The couple have been living in the U.S for almost two decades now. Lydiah worked as a nurse while Henry owned a few laundromats.

Kenyans living abroad who knew them and spoke to the police said they were a normal couple stating that they even helped them clear a pending bill when Henry’s business was about to be seized after failing to pay for the lease in 2013.

Lydiah Okongo