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Kamene Goro has been left in shock after receiving a personally hand-written 100-page love letter from a Kenyan pastor, complete with a CV and education certificates, as a formal application to be her husband.

Things nearly came to a halt at Kiss 100 yesterday morning after a well-wrapped, heavy document personally addressed to Michelle Kamene Goro came in, in what she thought were court documents.

Also read: “I gave up everything for a man who later betrayed me,” Kamene Goro’s regrets after getting married aged 23

The 100-page letter contents

Jalas was over the moon for Kamene having told her time and again that God’s timing is the best to find her ideal husband.

“Extremely urgent,” the khaki envelope reads and on opening it, the lass and her colleagues are left speechless after unleashing a 100-page hand-written love letter complete with newspaper cuttings and photos of the beauty.

In a video, Jalas broke the announcement;

“I told you that God himself would come through for you in the name of a husband. We are going to talk about Pastor Fred Tindi from Mtwapa and his contacts are here, we will call him.”

Going through the first few paragraphs of the letter read by Jalang’o, the Pastor clarified that his actions have been led by the Holy Spirit and God’s word.

Tindi admitted to have heard about Kamene in 2019, then later in the newspaper before her interview on the Trend.

The reaction

The funny bit came in when the Kenyan pastor disclosed;

“I started my walk of salvation in 1998 when you were only 6 years,” the whole room burst into laughter, trying to imagine how old this man of God currently is.

“I thought they were auctioneers,” Jalang’o admitted.

Shaken by what was unfolding right before her eyes, Kamene has declared;

“Dunia isimame nishuke please!!!!!!!”

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The debate about dating a broke man or woman is one that keeps taking an interesting turn every time the subject comes up.

This time round, Jalang’o gave his two cents after his co-host Kamene Goro mentioned how ladies go for rich men, not the broke ones and why.

Also read: “You make me a better woman,” Jalango’s wife publicly gushes over the comedian (Video)

The heated debate

According to Jalas, Kamene stands out from majority of the ladies he has come across, because her expectations of marriage are at a different level.

“Out there, one of the standard working procedures, if you ask most single chicks what they look for in a man; he has to be financially stable, he has to have money,” Kamene Goro started off the discussion.

Also read: “I gave up everything for a man who later betrayed me,” Kamene Goro’s regrets after getting married aged 23

Then a greatly disappointed Jalas jumps in to question how he will work hard to get money, just to date a broke woman. It does not add up.

“It’s so unfortunate that you work very hard, to come and date a broke woman,” Jalang’o posed.

Going further to clarify that if indeed a woman is in dire need of money in a relationship, then she better comes in with her share as well.

According to him, it just does not make sense for one to come in empty-handed into a relationship and expect a bountiful harvest.

“You have no vision, no plan, nothing. All you want to do is squander someone else’s money,” he bitterly remarks.

But as Kamene tried to question what men then look for in women, Jalang’o insisted that men with money will also look for women in money.

“Nobody wants to date a broke woman,” Jalang’o clarifies.

He would however think twice if there is growth and positivity a broke woman is bringing into the relationship. But for a woman who cannot even take care of small issues and herself, then he is out.

“Can you challenge me with better things? You’re beautiful, you’re single, but you are a tax collector” he publicly wrapped up.

Popular Kenyan comedian and radio personality, Jalang’o has come to narrate his first weed smoking experience that turned out to be a dangerous stunt.

During their morning show on Kiss FM, the MC recalled how one of his friends back in school introduced him to the illegal drug during a toilet escapade.

Also read: Kamene Goro’s unfiltered reaction after catching Jalang’o drooling over Tanasha’s recent controversial photo

The narration

Making fun of the situation, Jalang’o and his friend opted for the toilets to avoid getting caught by the administration, and had to develop a strategy on how to carefully go about it.

The rule was; he takes a puff, blows it into the toilet, then peeps out if any teacher was coming. It went on and on, with the two switching the puff until after several puffs, when he messed up.

So what happened, the weed had already started working on the comedian who lost track of the strategy and at one point, took a puff and instead of blowing it into the toilet, blew it outside then peeped into the toilet.

The rest was history.

His story left a dear Kamene laughing her lungs out at how stupid these young boys were and what happened to them later on, might only be a story never to be told.

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Fans on the comment section who could relate, told of their own experiences, while others advised him just to be careful if such an opportunity presents itself in the near future. A section meanwhile, felt sorry for the young Jalang’o.

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Kamene Goro has time and again been praised for her high work ethic and discipline levels when it comes to work.

Something her Kiss Fm co-host, Jalang’o affirmed during one of their morning sessions. Kamene however this morning painfully revealed how all her hard work was literally going to waste with as Coronavirus totally shrinked all her plans for the year.

Also read: Kamene Goro finally addresses rumors of being intimate with Jalang’o

Having worked all year and finally looking to restructure and improve her living standards and those of her loved ones, the year instead totally worked against her.

You’re literally on call like a doctor. I realized I worked so long, so hard, I finally got it. I was finally living my dream but I didn’t have anything to show. January came in and I was like, Kamene this 2020 is your year. You are not going to compromise, we are here and we are winning. So we started the show in Jan and I kept postponing my holiday.

Also read: Jalango’s new photo with Taita bae while on first vacation since cheating scandal sparks mixed reactions

But even before she could reward her successes, buy that new car, move into that new house and even meditate on her life, days took a different turn. It was no longer about luxuries, she was in fact struggling to survive, where all her money went, remains a mystery but if anything, her heart has totally been crushed.

Then Corona hit and everything was crushed. All the plans I had, a new car, a new house, upgrading my life, taking care of my extended family, all of that came to a screeching halt. And then nikaingia survival mode. We kept pushing work but I had nothing to show for it. Roughly a month ago, my life took a total flip.

The pressure on them has been so much, the comedian and MC revealed that come this Christmas holiday season, the  team would be treated to a 2-week vacation at the Coast and he just cannot wait for it.

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