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‘Mapastor wa Mpesa;’ Joe Muchiri tells off popular preacher while defending Eric Omondi

Posted on by Pauline Syombua

Joe Muchiri clearly knows nothing about chills. He speaks or writes whatever he feels like – not considering how others feel; but oh well, the selfish trait has somehow helped build his brand.

This past weekend, Joe Muchiri who is well known media personality; and a popular drunk (according to the comments) was caught up in a heated argument following a post shared by one Blakaende.

joe muchiri
Joe Muchiri

In the post – the popular ‘pastor T’ is heard condemning Eric Omondi for Wife Material season 2; and just like everyone else, Pastor T felt that Eric not only using these women as objects but was openly embarrassing them for his own good.

Pastor T to Eric Omondi

Being a man of God, Pastor T must have felt the need to address especially with hundreds of youths who attend his service. Probably this example – was to help show what happens to the girl child in our society; when one wants to make easy and fast cash.

Joe Muchiri calls out Pastor T for hypocrisy

Well, Joe Muchiri who happened to come across the post did not hold back from blasting the pastor for clout chasing using famous names that is Eric Omondi. He wrote;

????If he was a real pastor he would be helping the real people in need not clout chasing with famous names

To which a fan responded by asking;

Bro ningetaka kujua from you how you define a real pastor

Zero chills

Well I hear people describe Joe Muchiri as an arrogant short man; but come on we can’t crucify him for his opinions whether good or bad. Anyway, according to Joe Muchiri – a real pastor is;

Yule hajaweka Mpesa numbers kwa screen

Joe Muchiri vs Pastor T

 

 

Meet Papa Lando, the Rhumba icon often mistaken for Joe Muchiri over their slight resemblance

Posted on by Gloria Katunge

Resemblance is not news but the itch comes in when two celebrities in their own capacities are confused to be the same person.

Popular Kenyan Rhumba artist, Papa Lando has fallen victim of this, being mistaken to be radio personality and Internet sensation, Joe Muchiri who has starred in several controversies.

Also read: Twitter on fire as Nick Mutuma and Joe Muchiri are accused of sexual harassment by multiple women

Joe Muchiri also stands as one of Kenyan ex-convict, Jowie Irungu’s close friends, something that has not painted a dear Papa Lando in such good light.

Jowie Irungu with pal, Joe Muchiri

Meet the real Papa Lando

Allow me to introduce you to the official Papa Lando, an artist known for his major collabos with the likes of P-Unit’s Gabu for their jam Ex and his most recent Ajali Jogoo road in which he featured Barna.

Unfortunately, since Papa released his sensational trap and rhumba beat, Ex that features Gabu, masses mistook him to be the popular Joe Muchiri, because of their slight semblance.

Rhumba artist Papa Lando

In as much as Papa Lando and Joe Muchiri are close buddies and look-alikes, they are actually two different people with two different personalities that netizens do not seem to have realized but probably it is time this gets addressed.

Papa Lando is the first artiste to fuse trap with Rhumba even before Sol generation’s Rhumba Japani was released.

Also read: Joe Muchiri’s brilliant satirical tweet exposes Kenyan women’s greed

Matter of fact, Papa, born Ephantus Lando, is one artist who has adopted a distinctive style of music where he features urban rhumba fused with Kiswahili and Lingala for what can be described as KiswaNgala.

Papa Lando

The artist stands as ‘Papa Lando’ across all his social media platforms and it is the high time his fans got introduced to the original copy of Papa Lando and not the mistaken Joe Muchiri.

Have a look;

Ephantus Lando

 

Rhumba artist, Papa Lando
Ephantus Lando
Papa Lando

“Stop playing with us!” Kenyans react after government announces passengers arriving from Guangzhou to Nairobi to self-quarantine

Posted on by Pauline Syombua

Kenyans on social media are quite fed up with how the government has been handling some of the issues affecting Kenya as a nation.

After canceling flights from Guangzhou to Nairobi due to the Corona virus; the same government has announced that the ban has been lifted and flights will only be allowed once a week!

Government’s tweet

Thanks to a detailed press release from the Embassy of the people’s republic of China in Kenya; we understand that those arriving (about 300 people) have been asked to self-quarantine as a precaution measure just to be sure none is infected by the corona virus.

Press release

Kenyans on social media react

With the BBI already affecting Kenyans, most have come out to call out the government for adding another burden; that will not only leave many with sleepless nights but living in fear!

MCA Tricky deletes post about Corona virus

Among the social media influencers who has come out to speak out his mind is Joe Muchiri; a former producer at Capital FM.

For those who keep up with the fella on social media – already understand that Joe Muchiri is not one to keep quiet; when it comes to Uhuru’s government. So far he has been using his platform to educate the youth on the importance of choosing wise and selfless leaders in 2022; and once again he is back at it.

Joe Muchiri

Muchiri’s post

Through his Instagram page the fella called out the government for endangering Kenyans due their selfish reasons; while other countries are still pushing harder to protect their own from being exposed to the Corona virus. He went on to write saying;

Attention‼️ Attention ⚠️ The new Kenyan government has spoken I mean our slave owners I mean wenye nchi have spoken loud ???? & clear ???? they have said since they are considerate they will only fly into Kenya ???????? once a week just once with close to 300 people coming in from China ???????? just 300 I mean what are the chances that one of them has the Corona ???? & enters a cab ???? then goes to the mall ???? coughs ???? then touches the escalator or lift and spreads it I mean that can’t happen right ?! ????????‍♂️ Oh andddddd guess what if they happen to be sick ???? they go to the loo or basement & quarantine themselves in their own house ???? it’s the least they can do.

He went on to add;

I mean no need to call a doctor ????‍⚕️ because when U quarantine ur self the virus ???? gets lonely ???? and dies like the locusts. I mean what are the chances of it mutating that can’t happen hii si movie bana, relax so for now allow the citizens of Kenya I mean the Chinese to come in to the 2️⃣5️⃣4️⃣ but Kenyans can’t go to China coz it’s not safe ???????????? Yes please ????????‍♂️????????‍♂️ hello neocolonialism ???????? yaani we are in shit ???? coz less than 10 guys love “free” chines money #FagiaWoteIn2022..

Comments from Kenyans

With this already raising eyebrows, Kenyans on social media went on to support Joe Muchiri’s post by leaving the comments below!

“You cannot tell a musician what to create!” Joe Muchiri defends Bahati

Posted on by Pauline Syombua

Media personality and former Capital FM producer Joe Muchiri is not in support of what Nation FM’s; Cate Rira had to say about Bahati’s song featuring Boondocks.

According to the lady, this new song is takataka; with zero content especially since it is being categorized as a gospel song! The lady revealed this in a video shared on her Instagram; and of course many have gone ahead to repost it!

https://www.instagram.com/tv/B8eUfcDhnUa/?igshid=1opaw6gvdkoiy

Since Bahati has been leaving a bitter taste in his fans mouths, he appears to have very few supporters encouraging to do what his heart wants.

Joe Muchiri’s comment

One of them is former Hits not homework presenter Joe Muchiri who says that Kenyan music is rarely given enough support on radio and TV!

Joe Muchiri

He went on to point out that these same people demanding for good content are the same people playing Nigerian music; and at times their lyrics barely make any sense!

Therefore instead of complaining and criticizing Kenyan music…these radio presenters should be in the forefront promoting and airing  local music. Muchiri went on to comment saying;

Muchiri

“Anakazana tu!” Joseph Irungu moved to Kamiti maximum security prison, friend reveals he’s having such a tough time

Posted on by Martin Oduor

Joseph Irungu alias ‘Jowie’ was incarcerated at Industrial area remand prison since he was first charged with the murder of businesswoman Monica Kimani.

Irungu has since been moved to Kamiti maximum security prison. The move to transfer remandees from Industrial area prison started a few months ago when a number of capital remandees were moved to Kamiti after they turned rowdy.

Kamiti prison is better equipped to handle hardcore criminals compared to Industrial prison. Jowie’s friend Joe Muchiri has revealed how the latter is faring in Kamiti prison.

Joe Muchiri and Joseph Irungu before he was arrested in connection with the murder of Monica Juma
Joe Muchiri and Joseph Irungu before he was arrested in connection with the murder of Monica Juma
He’s really struggling

Joe Muchiri disclosed that Irungi is really struggling to cope with the environment in Kamiti. He said that the situation at the maximum security prison was really tough.

 

 

Twitter on fire as Nick Mutuma and Joe Muchiri are accused of sexual harassment by multiple women

Posted on by Martin Oduor

Women are now coming out in numbers to report incidents of sexual harassment against them. This precedence was set after multiple women including Lupita Nyong’o accused Hollywood movie mogul Harvey Weinstein of sexually harassing them over decades.

Over 10 male American celebrities and politicians have now been accused of sexual harassment since Harvey Weinstein’s scandal blew up. They include the likes of Prison Break star Robert Knepper (T-Bag) and former president George H.W. Bush.

All women who claim they were sexually harassed have the same story, the sexual harassment/assault happened years ago, some even decades.

Kenyan ladies follow suit

Nick Mutuma

Popular actor Nick Mutuma and Joe Muchiri have been accused of sexual harassment. At least two women claimed Nick sexually harassed them.

Twitter user @KoomeGitobu exposed Nick on Twitter whom he accuses of sexually harassing her. The tweep also says Nick sexually harassed her friend at the Ameru festival last year.

Koome says Nick hit on her friend even though she was not interested. She further reveals that the popular actor grabbed her friend and tried dragging her into his room.

Koome explains that her buddy was trying to get into a cab when Nick grabbed her. Apparently Nick and the girl wrestled until her friends came to her rescue. When Mutuma saw her friends she let go but squeezed her butt telling her she liked her body.

See Koome Gitobu’s tweets below:

Joe Muchiri

Joe Muchiri

Twitter user @bintiM accuses Joe Muchiri of sexually harassing her. The tweep claims that the Capital FM production manager groped her two years ago.

 

Joe Muchiri forced to apologize after wishing rape upon a woman who revealed she will not vote for Nyashinski

Posted on by Pauline Syombua

Capital FM employee Joe Muchiri has been left with no option but to apologize for making inhumane statements against a violinist who publicly came out to say that she was not going to vote for Nyashinski but Wizkid in the MTVEMA which was being competed for by several African artists.

Well, many thought that she was not being patriotic however could not do anything about it since she was old enough to make her own decisions. Capital FM’s producer Joe Muchiri however over stepped the boundary after he opted to wish the lady rape since he did not agree with her decision.

Also read: Chris Kirubi’s Capital Group vows stern action against Joe Muchiri who called for a lady to be raped with a cactus

However, Joe Muchiri has been forced to apologize for making such petty statements against the woman without thinking some of the trauma that rape victims undergo when assaulted.

Through his twitter pages, Muchiri wrote saying:

Chris Kirubi’s Capital Group vows stern action against Joe Muchiri who called for a lady to be raped with a cactus

Posted on by Martin Oduor

Capital FM production manager Joe Muchiri is facing disciplinary action. Muchiri’s gibe against a lady was seen to promote gender-based violence.

The capital FM manager expressed his wish to see a lady raped in a WhatsApp post. The lady’s only mistake was failure to vote for Nyashinki who was nominated for MTV EMA award.

The lady explained that Nigeria’s Wizkid and South Africa’s Nasty C were better artists than Nyashinki. The two foreign artists were nominated in the same category with the Kenyan rapper.

Joe Muchiri was not impressed by the lady’s decision. The Capital FM production manager openly expressed his desire to see the lady get raped with a cactus.

Capital Group takes action

Muchiri’s shocking sentiment sparked uproar from netizens after the WhatsApp screenshot was leaked. Capital Group, media house owned by billionaire businessman Chris Kirubi, has since promised action against Joe Muchiri.

“We would like to make it abundantly clear that we do not support or condone gender based violence or any form of violence. We are therefore dealing with the matter with the seriousness it deserves,” Capital Group said in a statement posted on Twitter.

The incident is however not the first time Joe Muchiri was involved in. The Capital FM production manager clashed with Anerlisa Muigaiin July when he openly fantasized about bedding Esther Passaris in a car.

 

 

 

Joe Muchiri, Cyprian Nyakundi join techies in trolling Caroline Mutoko as she makes a stupid mistake

Posted on by Martin Oduor

Caroline Mutoko shocked tech savvy Kenyans with an outrageous claim that left many people utterly disturbed, to say they were surprised is an understatement.

Mobile review should be done by techies, otherwise any other person might end up explaining features that don’t even exist, just like Caroline Mutoko.

The former radio queen did a review of the new Samsung Note 8 on her YouTube channel and she made one fatal mistake that left Kenyans in stitches.

For starters Note 8 has a 12 megapixel dual camera, so Caroline told her audience that the phone had 24 megapixel camera just because it has two cameras, of course 12 times 2 is 24.

A 12 megapixel dual camera is a new technology many phone manufacturers have adopted, the second camera is meant to add depth, sharpness, detail, better zoom and a wider angle but does not mean you have a 24 megapixel camera just because you are using a 12 megapixel dual camera.

Twitter bigwig Cyprian Nyakundi and Capital FM’s Joe Muchiri were among the celebrities who were quick to troll Caroline Mutoko after she made the blunder even when the phone itself is advertised as a 12 megapixel camera.

“Old camel and frustrated feminist Caroline Mutoko should stick to what she does best: mainstreaming prostitution & leave tech to techies,” Cyprian Nyakundi tweeted.

“Boy child ame choma picha this week. Sasa ni turn ya Slay Queen kuchoma ????? kwani Mutoko has no friends ??‍♂️??‍♂️ kidogo aseme if ur pregnant with triplets unazaa in 27 months ??‍♂️??‍♂️??” Joe Muchiri wrote on Instagram.

Award winning Tech blog Techweez also trolled Caroline Mutoko in a video uploaded on their Twitter handle. Watch the clip below:

 

DJ Kaytrixx clashes with Joe Muchiri over former Str8 Up presenter Tero Mdee

Posted on by Martin Oduor

Vanessa Mdee’s sister and former KTN presenter Tero Mdee has been the talk of town ever since she dropped her first gospel song a few days ago.

Tero shocked everyone when she quit her job at KTN and her fashionable lifestyle to get married to prophet Hebron Kisamo against her family’s wish.

Also read: Vanessa Mdee’s sister and former KTN presenter drops first gospel song after trashing her fashionable and flashy lifestyle

Capital FM’s Joe Muchiri took to Instagram to talk smack about Tero Mdee and her husband, he blasted the former Str8 Up presenter saying that her latest gospel song was a load of wack.

Tero Mdee

“??? Man…one Namtero Mdee aka Tero ?Niggaz had mad crushes on her when she was on straight up on KTN straight from Tanzania, ?? I used to watch ? that show on mute ??? then one day ? she woke up & left us upweke coz of some Pastor ??‍♂️??‍♂️ ( mans not hot ) Sasa anamfanya aimbe nini hizi ??‍♂️??‍♂️ anyway hawa ma pastor na pornographers?? should be in the same category wakora wadinyaji wakuu majambass halisi ?? Sasa Tero ali decide kuimba gospel inakaa pastor anampea kigongi ? mpaka speaking in tongues ika fanyika literally ?? he stole from us a national treasure as U can see from the other pictures ?? nakua pastor niki zeeka kabisa ?? Consolation,” wrote Joe Muchiri.

DJ Kaytrixx was quick to dismiss Joe Muchiri saying that he was speaking ill of Tero Mdee yet he didn’t know her personally. (Kaytrixx and Tero Mdee used worked together at KTN).

The mix master stated that Tero Mdee was happy in her marriage as evident in her latest video. (She has put on a lot of weight recently).

“I don’t agree with this post. It’s not right to say things about someone who you don’t know about. She was looking for something that no one could provide. A woman doesn’t want to keep looking over her shoulder as her partner is out partying with other women. Women want stability and for sure she got it in the “pastor” who is also a man just like you and me (lazima alijitetea and he convinced the lady). Now you can say all you like but the woman is happy (even visibly), the man is taking care of her and it is right in God’s eyes. Question ; If she was your wife and she told you she wanted to shoot a gospel video would you agree? If she asked you to leave the women and stay faithful to her would you do it or would you be creepin around?? He he, don’t set a standard you can’t keep, when you point one finger at someone , 4 point back at you ? cc @yulzke,” DJ Kaytrixx responded to Joe Muchiri.

Watch Tero Mdee’s new gospel song below:

 

 

Anerlisa Muigai totally offended as Capital FM’s Joe Muchiri openly fantasizes about bedding Esther Passaris in a car (Photos)

Posted on by Martin Oduor

Thirsty Kenyan men have been left drooling after Esther Passaris joined Raila Odinga to campaign in Kiambu County yesterday July 5th.

Passaris, who is seeking to be Nairobi Women Representative on an ODM ticket, slayed in a white dress during the campaign trail in Kiambu.

Mafisi couldn’t hide their admiration for Passaris after the beautiful wannabe Nairobi Women Rep shared her photos during the rally in Kiambu;

Tim Sniper: na si we ni mrembo!!!!!nakupa tano fresh immediately from today…..

Eric Kotut Ouma: Iyo nguo must get a shout out ama niwewe umefanya nguo ikawa hivyo…. Beautiful

Dennis Obura: This woman is beautiful aki…uuuwwiii kwisa Mimi Onyango mtoto cha Obiero

Kelly Williams: Do you have a daughter pliz?

Caleb Kevin: Mama supuu….. I so you in githurai uki pass c ulitesa sana

Boniface Mutuku: You have a taste for fashion. Giving honour where honour is due. Your fashion design makes a conspicuous statement.

Ken Syok’s: Aki huyu mama ukuaga msupuu,,

Capital FM’s Joe Muchiri joined the bandwagon of men who were openly drooling after Passaris; he however went a step farther and openly fantasized about bedding Passaris.

Joe Muchiri

“#NASA ? si mni patie huyu one weekend ??? vile ame STAND kwa hio gari ??? #DryFry ?” Joe Muchiri posted on Instagram.

His post excited fellow thirsty men but some women were totally offended; Anerlisa Muigai was among the ladies who expressed her disapproval of Muchiri’s sexist comment.

“No no no @joewmuchiri. Very disrespectful. Esther is a very close friend of mine and that statement hurt me. ???” Anerlisa Muigai reacted to Joe Muchiri’s post.

Anerlisa Muigai

Below are some of the reactions to Joe’s post on IG:

Robugadafi:  Hahaha kuna dem unaeza nyandua aanze kulia nasa nasa nasaaaaaa

its_me_dennis_babake: ??????@joewmuchiri you very funny men..hii nai nakusaka mno

sylvanna_shiru: ???

mwangikenn: ????

sameerbry: Mzee wa #DryFry ??????

millicentmillz: Weeeee achana na Muthoni ?

mikeobare:?????

kariuki_kihara: ?????Crazy

kinyerakasumbakamya: Wewe na lightskin!!!

Captainharrisjnr: ndaaani ndaani kabisa ??? @joewmuchiri

brendah_kahura: But why are you so silly….lol

fellohoguda: Hapo nakufia team #dryfry

andyintense: Smh! You need help, Joe ?

wanjikugathigia: @joewmuchiri your comment is so disrespectful

narano_g: @wanjikugathigia Couldn’t agree more.why do we have to sexualize women?cant they just come as they are?with their intelligent minds and strong wills

marionwesonga: Waah…I like u Joe but this comment…no..no!…its disrespectful

 

“Thank u flying squad finishing thugs” Capital FM’s Joe Muchiri praises Eastleigh killer cops as Mohammed Ali and Corazon Kwamboka protest the killings

Posted on by Martin Oduor

Two young thugs were executed in broad daylight by the police in Eastleigh on March 31st 2017 as members of the public watched.

The young criminals were said to be members of a notorious gang that terrorized Nairobians and also killed police.

Also read: Photos of the expensive lifestyle of the young criminals who were killed like dirty flies by the police in Eastleigh

The killings in Eastleigh has been praised and condemned in equal measure; some praised the blatant extrajudicial killings saying the gang deserved it since they were also involved in brutal killings.

Capital FM’s Joe Muchiri subscribes to this school of thought; he posted the video of the killings in Eastleigh as he praised killer cops. (Joe Muchuri later on pulled down the video from his Instagram handle).

Joe Muchiri

 

Mohammed Ali and Corazon Kwamboka STRONGLY opposed the killings arguing that the victims ought to have been subject to a legal process.

“Chilling scene and a frightening reminder that there are elements of the security forces who murder Kenyan citizens without hesitation and in violation of all laws. Even if they were criminal suspects, whatever the nature of their alleged offences or criminal activities those young men were entitled to due process under rights guaranteed by the constitution. Joseph Nkaissery now protect ur small gods. Jubilee is killing kenya. Watch killing Kenya People and Power Aljazeera. I was called a terrorist sympathiser. Be the judge!” Mohammed Ali wrote.

Mohammed Ali

 

“Only in Kenya; ??! No regard for human life; yes; they are thieves; maybe even murderers but why shot someone in broad daylight in front of a multitude yet you have already arrested them, then even after shooting them for whatever stupid reason and they are on the ground incapacited still rain more bullets on him? I will answer; because in Kenya human right violation is only a crime people read about; where human life is worthless (criminal or not) I can assure you that this ? will be rewarded; people will applaud him.. his mate was already shot dead; I am sure he was not going to try anything silly. This makes me sick. It’s like we live in a lawless country; where politicians steal and are applauded; even appointed into prestigious offices; why not go shoot those ones too? Over 10 bullets; why?” Corazon Kwamboka wrote.

Corazon Kwamboka