Jimal Roho Safi has been accused by his ex-wife Amira of having caused her to miscarry a child she was exopecting by beating her savagely. This is a very powerful admission that shouldn’t be taken lightly. She must have to substantuiate it but at the same time he must defend himself.
And to do so he might have to engage her in a court of law. The reason I am saying this is because that is essentially an accusation of manslaughter and he hasn’t been given the chance to speak his side of things. And that is unfair and dastardly. This is why I am playing devil’s advocate.
Is Jimal Rohosafi okay?
Such an allegation could damage his career in future should he harbour political ambitions. Or… The police could decide to take him to task over the allegations and investgate the matter dragging him out in oublic in handcuffs.
Additionally, Jimal Roho Saf could see the allegations harm his new relationshp with his new woman who I can imagine is beginning to side eye him because he has been accused of being a dangerous man -to women and unborn children.
He shouldn’t take the allegations lying down because he is also going to have to answer to his sons by Amira who think he killed their siblings in a fit of rage. Jimal Roho Safi neds to speak with some intent and try to explain the situation then handle it if these are baseless accusations.
Mejja is someone who proves that privacy is golden for any human being because though we know that sunlight is the best disinfectant and everything comes to light sooner or later, silence is the sound of hard work.
No really, he recently explained something that honestly made me appreciate him more than I previously did and I think that by the time you get to the end of this article, you too will feel inspired to admire his genius.
Mejja
First, if you’re expecting me to talk about some life lessons, then you’re right. But it is such a simple one that Mejja has taught Kenyan celebrities that his genius is in danger of being underrated.
He recently opened up about his private life and what he had to say was:
Illest Genge rapper Mejja
”Unajua hii dunia ni ku learn from your past mistakes. Ukiwa kwa relationship ingine lazima ukue sure umeskuma kama miaka kadhaa. Ni mara ngapi wasee wanapost wana delete… That’s why me hukaa ivo. Si mimi pekee. Ushai realize everybody aki postingi lazima kiumane… Nafkiria ni macho mbaya. Wasee wanakutakia mabaya…”
And in the event you cannot read and comprehend Kiswahili, then allow me to break it down for you; what he is saying is that he has learned from his past mistakes and as a result, he doesn’t publicize his relationships.
Mejja Genge
So basically, Mejja has managed to do what guys like Jimal Roho Safi who the government knows as Jamal Marlow has still not managed to comprehend: STFU about your relationship and personal life.
Look, when the question arises, all we really need to know is that you’re spoken for. We do not need to know the nitty-gritty details of how you’re girlfriend is the BeStEST eVeR. We do not need to know about why you chose her. And I hope this message reaches Arrow Bwoy’s ears.
What happens between you and your person is your business. Because as Mejja has pointed it out, the minute you let us know about who it is you’re dating, we will dig up all your details and drama. First, why subject your partner to that? And secondly, why subject yourself to that intrusion? Trust me, if your music is dope, we’ll rock with it. No need for the extra BS that comes along with your personal life.
And this carries itself forward to other aspects of your life. And this holds true even financially. And that is how you keep KRA off you back. Something that Anerlisa Muigai needs to internalise.
Jimal Roho Safi has never been the type of man who cannot be accused of being fit or into the fitness lifestyle. Ever since he first burst onto the scene thanks to his relationship with Amber Ray, he has always been rotund.
But now his fans on social media have noticed he has taken things too far as he’s not just fat but morbidly obese and this is something that we as men need to call him out on.
The reason for that is that men did not get to cry about body positivity as the reality of life always hit us the hardest. Jimal Roho Safi is a wealthy businessman but that just means that whenever he deals with women he leads with his wallet as these women do not truly Desire him and that would explain why it took very little for his ex to dump him because once they see beyond they agreed for his money he’s little more than a potato.
And the reason why we need to have a very honest tete-a-tete is because he is a father of two children who has a baby on the way by his current woman Wangari and what he is doing is going to Rob his children of his presence in their lives sooner rather than later.
Jimal Rohosafi with Maembe ya msimu
Jimal Roho Safi needs to understand that his children need him in their lives and his lack of self-control around food is going to be something and robs them of a father and eventually a friend and adviser.
You should also understand that he’s teaching his children not to have any semblance of self-control within themselves with regard to food. The truth is when it comes to obesity gluttony is the cause of it and he clearly lacks self-discipline that doesn’t mean he cannot develop it henceforth.
Jimal Rohosafi
It should also be noted that obesity makes men weak because being that fat causes your hormones to flip on their head which results in men having more oestrogen (the hormone typically associated with females) and causes testosterone to diminish within the body. That is why when you look at Jimal Roho Safi, you can’t help but notice he has breasts.
And I for one am left wondering whether Kenyans really have any masculine role models because the type of men who are in the limelight are always lacking and deficient in one aspect and overcompensate with the next rather than seeking out balance. Another thing about obesity is that due to the destruction of hormonesit tends to make men more prone to emotional instability.
Strong men make strong fathers and strong fathers strong sons and strong sons build a strong future. Weak men are terrible fathers and terrible fathers raise weak sons and weak sons in turn create terrible times. That is something that Jimal Roho Safi should contemplate.
What has gone around that Jimal Roho Safi and his new woman, Wangari Thiong’o are expecting a baby together. What is even more interesting is that the announcement comes just days after his ex, Amber Ray announced that she and her man, Kennedy Rapudo too are expecting a bundle of joy.
It almost feels like the former lovebirds are in constant competition with each other trying to outdo the other. We should probably also add to this exposition the fact that the former lovebirds had suffered a miscarriage while they were together.
But that aside, I am willing to bet the house on the fact that Jimal Roho Safi is going to leave his current girlfriend at 2x single mother. Yes for those of you who are unaware she does have a daughter from a previous relationship.
The reason I am saying this is because first and foremost he has shown to have poor leadership skills and isn’t exactly the paternal type of man. We can tell this judging from how he dealt with his ex-wives Amira and Amber. Both those relationships ended up as giant train tracks and he bought a large portion of the blame for that outcome.
Jimal Roho Safi also has failed to do something that would have earned confidence in his new relationship and that is; introducing his girlfriend to his people. The truth of the matter is it is always smart too fast marry then have your woman carry. That is the right order of doing things as both of you gain a sense of stability and security within your relationship.
You also need to understand the cultural context from which I speak; he is an ethnic Somali. Not only as a culturally conservative but they are also practising Muslims which adds that much more taboo to the situation he has introduced his lady to. We should also note that more often than not his ethnic community does not like intermingling with other ethnicities.
Jimal Roho Safi does that for an ethnic Kikuyu such as Wangari Thiong’o to be accepted by his people is a long shot and in fact they could very well begin to interfere with in his “marriage”, common law though it might be.
All of these are strikes against their relationships and rather than attempt to do things the right way which would force him to man up and face any naysayers head-on before they finally commit to bringing another life into their circumstance he has chosen to take the coward’s way out and is hiding their situation from his people like dirty laundry.
This is one of those times when I truly do hope and pray that I am wrong but I am even more worried that I am going to be vindicated by time.
Jimal Roho Safi he has no direction and it shows as clear as day given just how off-kilter he has been with regard to his wife (the mother of his children Amira) and the woman for whom he raised it all Amber Ray.
Don’t get it twisted he is still making beaucoup bucks but that says nothing about him as a man and as a father of two young boys were looking up to him for an example of what masculinity is.
Jimal Rohosafi with Maembe ya msimu
You see it all began when Jamal Roho Safi first got introduced to Amber Ray while they were still neighbours in Syokiamau or wherever it is that they live. For some reason he got it into his head that he was the kind of man who could manage to have two wives.
Can I say this was a laughable notion because rather than do things the right way and introduce the idea to his wife a mirror he decided to run around behind her back and cheat on her ever so publicly while denying that they were lovers. I have no idea why he thought he could get away with this but everyone knew he was with Amber Ray and he was eventually forced to admit it.
As expected he fell back on the fact that he is a Muslim to justify why he was with a woman other than his wife. Even went as far as to get married to her in a traditional ceremony but all this was in vain as when it hit the fans she exited his life and left him with the remains of his marriage courtesy of his deleterious decisions.
Amira quickly followed suit and left Jamal Roho Safi and ever since then so he has a new woman whom he only admitted to dating after he saw his ex; the Jezebel that cost him his finally settled down (and she’s now expecting a baby with her new man), start taking swings at both his ex is in a rather juvenile fashion.
Jimal and wife, Amira
This shows you a man who lacks direction for himself. And indeed, Jimal Roho Safi does not seem to be the focal point within his own mind and so rather than attempt to settle down and raise his children doing his own thing as any man would in a stoic fashion, he has decided he’s going to punch the air and keep running his Instagram fingers. Lord knows it’s a great thing that he is wealthy because he lacks the type of masculinity that would otherwise attract some of these beauties he manages to land.
Amber Ray and her beau have called it quits -again. Same script, different cast. And as always, she is already back on the streets looking for a new victim to love and scam in what is actually one of the world’s most cynical scams: playing with people’s emotions. And we will be here for the latest update to her body count chronicles.
But as we continue to laugh at the tragic comedy that is her love life, we have to pause and see whether there are lessons for us to take away from her latest relationship with a Sierra Leonean man (basketball athlete) who goes by the name Kabba. And we glean this from one of the comments he made to SPM Buzz when he said,
“I still love her but everyone has moved on. I did not take time to know who Amber Ray was. She was always telling me not to listen to what I hear about her or read about her.”
This is something that one would think is common sense but you would be surprised just how many men are willing to ignore this instinctive knowledge or worse still, sacrifice it just so they can get into m’lady’s pantaloons. And it is worse when she is a celebrity or someone who they think is beautiful.
It is for this reason that all of Amber Ray’s exes would sing the same song and gnash their teeth for the same reason: they chose to ignore the wisdom in finding out about her past. You see, whereas women are concerned about a man’s future (for provisionary purposes), men need to be concerned about her past because it would allow you to know whether or not to take the relationship seriously.
Does her body count read like something out of a 15-a-side rugby team lineup complete with the coaching staff, reserves and subs? Then you, my friend, are in for a headache if you decide to get serious with her. You would be best advised to simply smash and dash. What I mean by that is that you would need to accept that a woman who has run around town twice and got the addresses in her little black book, a woman who is familiar with how the bedposts in every bachelor (and married man’s) bedroom is not a great candidate for wifing up.
I mean, when we look at Amber Ray, this is made abundantly clear when you realise she destroyed her first “husband’s” house and home in the form of Zaheer Jhanda, then there were other men who used her to flavour their week, then there was Jimal Roho Safi whose home was left a wreck after her hurricane blew through.
A woman’s past is a great indicator of whether or not she can pair bond. That is, for a bond in a healthy relationship pair and our girl has shown time and again that she cannot but that won’t stop a simp or two from thinking he is the one to save her. “She might have had many, but I will be her last” type of simpleton. A woman’s past also tells you about the type of men she finds truly scintillating so you don’t find yourself being the square trying to fit into a round hole.
So what should Amber Ray do? Well, nothing. She is living her life and should continue enjoying it. Afterall, Kenyan men are hopeless romantics and some fool is bound to pop up and try to make an honest woman of her. If that doesn’t happen then she is looking at a long, lonely life with her peak far behind her as she ages and her beauty fades.
Amber Ray
But if you want to enjoy her company as a man with more than porridge between his ears, then by all means, keep reminding yourself that this is he pinnacle of what she has to offer -a fun time. It will be shortlived and it will be a wild ride but do not commit to her. Get your rocks off and keep it moving. Her past has already informed you about what to expect.
Once again, we are discussing Jimal Roho Safi because he has been panting after his ex, Amber Ray. Yup, this grown man who ruined his family in pursuit of her garden of Eden is still not over her and he had something to quip following word that she was engaged.
There is a reason why a man would constantly keep up to date with his ex and that is self-explanatory. But when it comes to this particular instance, it is pathetic.
Jimal
Jimal Roho Safi is a man who by any measure of the term, is a success story. He made himself by himself. And now that he is a multi-millionaire with a lot of businesses, one cannot fathom why he is still sprung on Faith Makau. I guess money doesn’t make a man.
The woman cost him his family. His wife left him and he is going to have to explain this situation to his sons in future in what I can only imagine will be an uncomfortable situation but yet, he is still pining for her thighs.
Or maybe there is more here than meets the eye… “Amber Ray recently revealed that their short-lived relationship was blessed with a bun in the oven. However, we have not been told what transpired other than the fact that the baby never came to be.
And that is something that must be weighing heavily on Jimal Roho Safi’s mind. He took a massive leap of faith to try and make a wife out of Faith Makau but ultimately it was just a terrible gambit because the pay-off was not quite as mega as he thought it would be compared to the risk.”
Or maybe Jimal Roho Safi is more simple than I am ascribing to him… Perhaps he is a simple case of a male bimbo. That’s right, Jimal is a male bimbo doing the most for clout and damned be the victims of his misadventures. That is why he has so many of his so-called “loved ones” litter the path to his achieving clout.
Jimal smitten by his firstborn, Shamir
But whatever the case may be, I am tired of hearing about a man in his 30s constantly begging to be dog-walked by his ex, Amber Ray.
Oh man, Jimal Roho Safi is down bad. No, really, whenever his name comes up you need to take a minute of silence so you can remember this pathetic brother who is genuinely down bad at the basement level.’
Amber Ray recently revealed that their short-lived relationship was blessed with a bun in the oven. However, we have not been told what transpired other than the fact that the baby never came to be.
And that is something that must be weighing heavily on Jimal Roho Safi’s mind. He took a massive leap of faith to try and make a wife out of Faith Makau but ultimately it was just a terrible gambit because the pay-off was not quite as mega as he thought it would be compared to the risk.
He put his already established family on the line for him to get a second wife. Amira was having none of it. She decided to walk away from the marriage after her man, Jimal Roho Safi had made a mockery of it and now where is he? He is left with a broken family and broken dreams he harboured with regards to Amber Ray.
Put yourself in that position. You have a wife with whom you were with when you had nothing. The wife of your youth. Granted, she has put on a lot of weight given she gave birth to your scion. Now you have lost all physical attraction for her. You decide to step out on your marriage and think you have found the one.
Then, as happened with Jimal Roho Safi, you start being mocked and warned by everyone around you but you’re in love so you ignore all the warning signs and red flags. You double down. And your wife starts making your household hell on earth because she feels you went about things the wrong way.
Tbt: Amira becomes a mum
She gets fed up and decides to walk away. Your sons have watched you disrespect their mother. Your family is hurt and bruised. Meanwhile, your new wife, Amber Ray ends things with you and even goes as far as to advise you to mend fences with your wife as she continues to run around these streets. You risked it all and not even a month goes by before you find out she is in a next man’s bed.
And then she decides to tell the world that she was pregnant by you but you lost the baby and your family. Damn. If I were him I’d be punching the air and crying. How can Jimal have been so foolish? This reminds me the parable of the greedy hyena who got split down the middle chasing after trying to follow two different paths at the crossroads.
Jimal Roho Safi is on the headlines once more but I want to admit that perhaps I had misunderstood the situation. I honestly believed that he was doing what he was simply because he was unaccustomed to female attention having grown up as the ugly duckling but I want to admit that I might have been wrong.
He is clearly a simple case of a male bimbo. That’s right, Jimal is a male bimbo doing the most for clout and damned be the victims of his misadventures. That is why he has so many of his so-called “loved ones” litter the path to his achieving clout.
Jimal
What do I mean? Well, Jimal Roho Safi has been the type of man who has shown that he wants to get famous on the internet by any means necessary. Case in point? Him constantly humiliates his wife Amira and their sons by flaunting his relationship with Amber Ray publicly. He didn’t really have to live his best life that publicly. We didn’t have to know what was going on under his own roof but he chose to make us privy.
And our heart broke for Amira because we saw her being humiliated for a trollop. We saw her being humiliated by her man who was chasing after a woman who was nothing more than a celebrated heaux but for some reason he wanted to involve us in his attempt to make an honest woman out of him. And it all backfired. So then what did he end up doing? Did he turn back and start celebrating her after that ill-advised relationship sunk into the sceptic tank it was always destined to plunge into?
No. He doubled down. He chased after Faith Makau and begged her to let him have just one more chance with her. And by that time she had already moved on and was seeing the next man. Hell, it was her who was recently advising him to restore his broken home. He was being advised by the daughter of Jezebel who destroyed his marriage to put it back together and focus on his wife.
But by then he had already gotten a taste of clout and that is one hell of a drug! He was back to chasing women and making his pursuit public for all to witness. His sons have had to watch him cavort with a trollop and hurt their mother and now he is repeating the process eagerly as he pursues Wangari Thiongo. The patterns were there for us to see and he flirted with the idea that we were tantalised by the prospect that maybe they were an item or maybe they weren’t. But we knew. We knew because he isn’t too smart at playing the game and we could see through his behavioural pattern.
And now he is back online, weeks after apologising to Amira and begging her to take him back, this time trying to say his women should be included on the upcoming show Real Housewives of Nairobi. He just doesn’t stop. Either that is because he is truly dense to social cues or because as a male bimbo he craves the limelight above all. Jimal already has money but he is still chasing after clout and status and he isn’t doing it like the rest of his peers who eered into politics, no, he is doing it like a 22 year old TikToker and lifestyle blogger.
Amber Ray has come out to tell Jimal Roho Safi that he needs to actually start fixing the broken family he left in the wake of his ill-advised pursuit of Jezebel and her garden of Eden.
Let that sink in. The other woman is literally giving great advice to the man who was willing to risk it all in the name of love and he did his day 1 love dirty.
Amber Ray celebrates herself
That should tell you just how dense Jimal Roho Safi is. And the worst part about it is that he was expecting his estranged wife, Amira, a woman who had to endure all the humiliation that came with people attaching her husband to an illicit affair with a trollop to just accept his apology. He expected to barrel through and win her heart.
And the funniest thing about all this is the fact that Jimal Roho Safi doesn’t know what to do. He will probably reach out to Amber Ray to get some ideas on how to win back his wife. And for aslong as they are chatting, he will keep widening the chasm between himself and his wife.
Jimal
You have to pity Amira at this point. She has married a man who though he’s allowed by religion and culture to have multiple wives, he opted to instead run around the streets of Mlolongo with trollops. And her sons had to endure their mother’s humiliation. And now she is being looked at as the impediment to her familial success and happiness.
And when her husband, Jimal Roho Safi decides he wants his family back, she is expected to accept his blundering and idiotic apology that read more like a bully demanding forgiveness than anything else. And she knows now that he puts way more effort into cavorting with random Nairobi women than into trying to win her back.
Jimal’s new babe
That would utterly devastate me were I in her shoes. Hopefully Amber Ray will shoot Jimal a quick text explaining to him what to do to win back his wife.
Jimal Roho Safi has made my afternoon today after he posted an emotional post that was truly so filled with feminine energy, it was not just cringe inducing but also confirmed to me that he is not any good at being a man!
And that is a real quote taken of some emotional rant that he went on after his wife refused to accept his apology that came months after he not only humiliated her in the manner in which he went about marrying a trollop called Amber Ray but then later allegedly carrying on with his subordinate (his employee) although the two have since denied anything went down between Jimal Roho Safi and her.
First of all, no. That is one of the most arrogant apologies I have ever come across. And he is forgiving himself for the wrong thing. He needs to forgive himself for being weak. And the only way to do that would be for him to shut up and do the work required for him to become better at being a man.
You see, given that we are a third-world shitehole, we tend to get carried away with wealth and we created a culture that absolves the worst of the worst for their crimes and sins along as they are wealthy. That is why Jimal Roho Safi can still attract some useless slags and weak-minded men: he is a wealthy man. And we conflate that as a sign that he is a man. Nah mama, he is a male, not a man.
And we could see this months ago when we warned him that he needs to become the kind of man he would be proud of his sons becoming. And that included him realising that he shouldn’t have humiliated their mother so publicly. Instead, he was busy immersing himself in hedonism and lust as he ran the town with a lady who we all knew was going to turn his life into hell.
I mean, sure he has money but you cannot buy masculinity. And he is terrible at that aspect of being. Jimal Roho Safi is literally an example of men who realise their money can buy them transactional attention and then they fall head over heels for those same Jezebel spirits while humiliating their day ones. And now he is weeping and begging her to come back to him as he posts gabarge about forgiving himself.
Amira Jimal embarks on weight loss journey
A grown man has resorted to taking plays from female guidebooks and he expects us to sympathize with him? Oh well, if he knew how to be stoic I wouldn’t have a story to tell and an opinion to inform.
Jimal Roho Safi is now begging his estranged wife, Amira to take him back and we had called it a while back when we spoke about how foolish a man he was to throw away his marriage for Amber ray and then with all the other shenanigans he has been up to.
In truth, this is a man realizing a truth that was bare for all to see; mentally weak men do not know how to deal with all the attention they are lavished with from women and will almost always do irrevocable damage to their marriages in the pursuit of lust with their paramours.
You see, not every man is built to handle multiple women. However, a lot of them find themselves in the position to when they finally make money and a name for themselves. Jimal Roho Safi found himself in this very enviable situation when his efforts had finally started paying off and it was at this point that he realised he could have the pick of the litter in as far as women are concerned.
And given the fact that Jimal is not exactly a captivating personality, it was obvious for all to see that they were attraction by his bank account rather than his non-existent charisma. Add to this the fact that this world of female attraction was new to him and you can almost understand why he faltered.
Amber Ray was clearly a transactional relationship yet this clown went and married her. To make matters worse, he tolerated and to some point even encouraged the disrespect that his wife, Amira had to endure. She was often online and from reports, once offline and in real life fighting with her “co-wife” and this man was too weak and spineless to put an end to the drama because he was scared he’d lose the hottest woman he’d ever been with.
And now he has awoken to the reality that he messed up a great thing. And it is a pitiful sight to behold. If anything, it makes him look pathetic and his begging online is also very telling. This is the man he truly is. This pathetic display is truly who Jimal Roho Safi is. But unfortunately, it might be a case of too little, too late.
Jimal Roho Safi is a very smart businessman. That is why he was able to actually build himself a business empire and he’s managed to keep running it. However, he has low social iQ and as a result, he is a terrible father and partner.
However, even a broken clock is right twice a day. And for once, he has gotten it right as he has decided to keep his relationship with his new bae private: we know he is dating Wangari Thiong’o but he is claiming they are just friends.
The reason I say this is because he has finally understood the concept of hedging his bets. Finally! After he previously had a very public relationship that was as shortlived as a fruit fly’s lifespan and learnt the hard way that this is not the way to conduct personal affairs.
Remember when Jimal Roho Safi decided he was going to make a proper woman out of Amber Ray? Remember when he shared photos of them being visited by his uncles as he made her a part of his family as his wife under customary laws?
Or who remembers the fact that he mismanaged his actual marriage to his wife Amira and he made sure to make it as public as he possibly could. Hell, he even allowed his new wife to disrespect his first wife publicly.
And what of his sons? Jimal Roho Safi made damn well sure to make sure we all got a front-row seat to the disrespect he allowed his children’s mother to be exposed to. Or perhaps he believes this is a great bonding experience for him and his boys? It’s ludicrous to think he would need a mentor to teach him things that would be mere common sense to anyone seeing things clearly.
But now, he seems to have taught himself the obvious and we need to acknowledge the fact. We need to give him his bouquet. Now what he needs to do is for him to stop even discussing the nature of his relationship. We do not have a stake in the person he chooses to love so why does he feel the need to notify us? Unless he needs our validation.
He has taken the first step to understanding what he was doing was opening the door to everyone’s opinions. Now he needs to shut that door entirely. If not for his own peace of mind then for his sons’. Because the internet doesn’t forget and one day his boys will be exposed to his cringe-inducing behaviour.
I don’t think it comes as a surprise to anyone that Amber Ray and her newly minted ex-boyfriend, Kennedy Rapudo have broken up. Actually, the only surprising thing about that development is the time frame. That was such a short-lived relationship that there can only be one explanation for why things played out as they did; she has made a business out of making men get social media clout.
Think about it, there is no way that a man can possibly think it to be a wise idea to get involved with the trollop. No, really, there is not a man with two brain cells to rub together who would do more than enjoy a quick romp with Ms Makau (I think she never did take up Jimal Roho Safi’s name) given her reputation this is the only logical conclusion.
Amber Ray exposed by former BFF
But… See… Kenyan men *sigh* Kenyan men are a bit of a disappointment. Kenyan men worship the ground upon which Amber Ray walks. Why? Because they are unimaginative simps. Nah, really, Amber Ray’s derriere and above-average (cute) face is enough for a lot of Kenyan men to chase after her. And that is showcased by the fact that not one, but two members of the peanut gallery actually put their marriages at risk for a chance to call her theirs.
We have already mentioned Jimal Roho Safi so at this point we have to introduce Zaheer Jhanda. A man whose wife cried bitterly about the fact that our dear socialite (is that even a word we use anymore or am I just around old heads too often?) was a cancer to her marriage and had even been moved into her house when she separated with her husband temporarily.
Amber Ray getting married?
I am truly not impressed by how Kenyan men handle side chicks because they actually try to make honest wives of them. But, we were ultimately right because it was here that we said that the relationship would be short-lived and it was. Amber Ray and Kennedy Rapudo have called it quits and we are happy that they did so amicably. Unless…
Theirs was a business arrangement which saw her give him her clout so he could really grow his digital footprint and audience. In which case, then it was a brilliant strategy although not one that can be replicated often. Still, we have witnessed our esteemed businessman go from being an unknown entity to gaining some social capital and clout. Hell, his IG following ballooned so as far as he’s concerned it all worked out.
Amber Ray
That’s my story and I am sticking to it. I refuse to think Kennedy Rapudo, a man I do not know and have never even interacted with is stupid enough to have tried to wife up Amber Ray.
A couple of months back, I argued m,y case that not all men can handle polygamy and I used the example of Jimal Roho Safi and his short-lived marriage to Amber Ray, a femme fatale whom he allowed to destroy his foundational marriage to Amira. And boy has his relationships been an entire train wreck.
At the time what I said was “Amber Ray was the talk of the town after she managed to get herself a husband in the form of Jamal Marlow who is by any interpretation of the words a high net worth individual. What really pushed the narrative into the realm of juicy gossip is the fact that he is a married man prior to his taking her own.
What is interesting is that as soon as he made the declaration in an attempt to give his new wife legitimacy, his other family began to experience cracks as his wife started closing ranks with Amber Ray’s former co-wife (yes, this is the second time this lady has been involved in a polygamous setting) and even he had to accept that indeed, he was experiencing some turmoil pursuant to his decision.
And at this point, the focus shifts entirely onto Jamal and the fact that he is clearly failing at maintaining a polygamous marriage. This is hilarious to witness because his faith actually empowers him to take on two more wives.
So why does he suck so bad at this whole polygamy thing given it is what a lot of men dream of. Let us dive into a few factors that are both his failure and the reason why he might eventually oversee the failure of his household:
Jamal introduces Amberay to his people
#1. He publicly humiliated his wife
You never ever humiliate the mother of your children unnecessarily and that is precisely what he did. You see, Jamal does not know the edicts of what makes marriages work and one of those edicts is the fact that even as you pursue an affair you never humiliate your wife. And in order to protect his new wife’s public image, he has done precisely that, completely forgetting about his family (at least from what we see on social media) and focusing solely on Amber Ray.
His wife has doubtless had to endure DMS and even whispers as she goes about her business. Some of which are laden with pity while most are laden with vitriol. Trust me when I say that at his weakest, Jamal will have to contend with his first wife’s ire because as the adage goes, hell hath no fury as a woman scorned.
#2. He has taken on a wife who belongs to the streets
Amber Ray is a single mother who got involved with a multimillionaire failed politician in the person of Zaheer Jhanda who found out he couldn’t wife her and stay with his homestead intact. He too was a Muslim. It is the height of hubris to simply assume you will succeed where your predecessor failed. To top that off, this is a woman who was happy to be a video vixen for the celebrities she dated.
Not only does this socialite not have a great relationship track record, but she was also once shown to have visited a witch doctor -a claim she refused, saying she was acting in an ad that was never released. Add to this the fact that she lacks the common sense to know she shouldn’t be stirring the waters of the family she is now joining and you see why there is a huge cause for concern.
As my mentor put it, “If she cheated for you, she will cheat on you”
According to Jamal’s wife, when the two started dating, she had no idea what was going on. This goes contrary to Islamic teachings but more importantly, it is only a fool who thinks that a woman who was willing to be his partner as he partook in infidelity is going to be loyal to him.
Perhaps for now Jamal is safe because they have new relationship energy going for them. Perhaps it is because he is the best possible option available to Amberay or perhaps she simply wants to prove the haters wrong. But the day will come when other options will avail themselves to her. What then?”
And today I am doing my victory lap because I have been proven correct on every front. He is a failure of a husband and father. Why do I make these bold assertions? Because he has failed his wives by undertaking a serious commitment like polygamy in such a piss-poor manner that he has completely humiliated his wife, Amira and he did so for a trollop.
And what can we say about his fathering? He is a father who has subjected his sons to having to watch their mother get humiliated in a way that just keeps giving.
Men like Jimal Roho Safi are men who lacked game and therefore options; before the money started streaming in. And now, he has his pick of women and he is splurging. Imagine having such a man as your father figure. As a result, the two women are still fighting online because he failed to provide leadership and direction.
Amber Ray’s immediate ex-boyfriend, a man who is known as Kabba has come out to bash her for what he alleges is her living a fake life or what he considers to be a fake lifestyle.
Interestingly, he isn’t the only one of her men who has come out to attack her once they are done with their often short-lived flings. Jimal Roho Safi is yet another example.
So what is it about Amber Ray that makes her attract such men and why do their relationships often have the same terrible outcomes? It’s literally the case of “same script, different cast”. What I want to do is to explain to you why that is the case.
The genesis of all her troubles stems from the fact that she is living her life for other people. She is literally trying to live a reality TV lifestyle through social media. And this affects all her choices. Simple things such as who she dates and where she goes to spend some R&R down to the people she spends time with are dictated by the factor which will translate into the most social media clout.
And as a result, everyone and everything she attracts to herself is fake. Every situation she puts herself into is fake so why would she expect to have any real relationships? What type of men do you think are attracted to a single mother who runs on social media and does all her digital heauxing in the presence of her son? Seriously, what sort of man do you think would be attracted to Amber Ray?
That is why she only really seems to attract f-boys and men stuck in their teenage angst. Men who want to be known for bedding a “celebrity”. Men who do not see a real future with her perhaps with the exception of Jimal Roho Safi who actually married her in a traditional ceremony.
The type of men she wants to be around are narcissists. They are the type to follow their relationship on social media. That is why they ignore all the red flags she displays proudly. Never mind the fact that she too is choosing to overlook the red flags they display.
And as a result, Amber Ray will continue to have short-lived and meaningless flings. As a result, every relationship she enters and eventually exits will be problematic both in their duration and at the end. The one thing that she seems to be lucky at is having learnt not to pick violent men.
But can you imagine what she is teaching her son? What do you think Amber Ray’s baby boy is picking up from the way his mother operates? I can already see another f-boy in the making.
Jinal Roho Safi is busy whining and complaining about the lessons he learnt after his ill-fated dalliance with “Nairobi girls” left him devastated and even brought an end to his marriage to Amira.
Somehow, we are supposed to grow a sympathy bone that is sensitive to him getting his just deserts after everyone warned him about how this ill-advised love affair went once it had run its course.
And that right there is the reason why the only thing he deserves from us is our mocking him. Jimal Roho Safi is a man who grew up in harsh conditions. He is a businessman who was able to build his empire by being shrewd so how is it he knows nothing about the nature of women and how men relate with them? How is it he was played like a fiddle?
To find answers to that question, he has to start by looking within. He needs to do a lot of introspection to find out why he is the type of man who willingly left a happy home and chased after a heaux. He needs to ask himself why he is the type of man who attracted a heaux, to begin with. A succubus will not go for a wholesome man. And I am not referring to his penchant for polygamy but rather the nature of the woman who chases after him.
From there, the next question he needs to ask himself is why he was so easy to manipulate. You see, the lower an individual’s iQ, the easier it is for them to be manipulated. And Jimal Roho Safi was played like a fiddle by Amber Ray. Nah, I don’t think you understand just how much of a fool he seemed to anyone with more than just two brain cells to rub together. He was played till he left his wife and children and was staying at her house while Amber Ray would routinely insult Amira. And this fool was comfortable all as this played out. How?!
Finally, Jimal Roho Safi needs to look at his friends and inner circle. None of them thought to step in and warn him against actually getting involved with heaux? That is hilarious. Or it could mean his friends aren’t yes-men, he just doesn’t respect them enough to actually listen and pay attention to their advice.
Jimal’s estranged wife, Amira
Now, do you understand why Jimal only deserves to be mocked? How does a 30-year-old man get toyed in such a ruinous fashion? He needs to stop bitching about what he caused on his family on social media and seek proper mentors.
Kenyans are laughing at Jimal Roho Safi and I really can’t help but be amused at the turnout of the gambit he ran. I did my bit to warn him. He was busy gallivanting around Kenya with Amber Ray and it was all at the expense of his wife Amira’s peace of mind.
He was the cock about town. He was strutting like we were fools for speaking out about the issues he was creating and now he is eating his humble pie. But it is not fun if we allow him to eat his humble pie in peace.
Jimal Rohosafi
So what can we do? We can look at how not to get into the mess he got himself into. A mess that he is now putting firmly on Amira’s head claiming she introduced him to the problems they faced -which is so lame.
Anyway, Jimal Roho Safi was on his purest simp energy. He was busy tricking and treating Amber ray to the point he allegedly gave her Amira’s Bluetooth speaker. He was foul and flagrant about his disrespect and all of this culminated in Amira revealing she is tired of their marriage and while they are married on paper, she has checked out.
Kenyans watched all this unfold and they were triggered. Those who have had to deal with such disrespect were very upset. They were “big mad” and now they have the opportunity to sate their hunger for parity.
And then there are the rest of us Kenyans who are happy to allow our schadenfreude to run amok. We love seeing a reduced Jimal Roho Safi have to contend with his folly. Because while I personally do support polygamy, there are rules and regulations to this game that must be observed. What he did was foul and it has fed the narrative that all men are dogs.
Jimal Roho Safi thought he could get away with being so openly disrespectful. We kept wondering what is going on in his home because he has two sons who will grow up to shoulder their mother’s anger at him. How could a man be so short-sighted?
But it’s not all gloom and doom. Jimal can now focus on cleaning out his closet and getting rid of all his yes-men friends and the friends who gave him bad advice. That is ideally what should happen. But I doubt it will behind the fact that he has taken to posting about how wives should be careful who they introduce to their husbands. Zero accountability means zero chances he will change.
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Amira has checked out and so has Amber Ray. A few months back, we told you that Jimal Roho Safi or as the government knows him, Jamal Marlow was playing with fire and he was going to lose his wife.
The basis of that assertion was the fact that I had a mentor who had taught me that while women can tolerate a lot of bullshit, the one thing they do not play with is public humiliation.
Jimal and wife, Amira
And if you have been keeping up with Jimal’s very public affair and romance soap opera, then you know that Amira left and went on a trip to Dubai. Following this, Bwana Marlow took Amber Ray on a holiday to Malindi and since they came back, things have not been as rosy.
But what is really of note is the fact that Amira announced that she had checked out of their marriage -and only a piece of paper validates what they have. And then we watched and saw Jimal crush back down to earth when he got back to his house and it was no longer a home.
And since then, he has largely remained silent except for two instances when he let his feelings be known on the matter with captions such as:
“When it hurts,observe life is trying to teach you something…..”
And we are gathered here today for me to announce to the world that we were right. I do not think anyone other than Jimal Roho Safi did not see this outcome coming. And we all warned him in our own way. Some of you did so by jumping on his comment section and I was here dispensing wisdom.
And now he is clearly beginning to rue the situation he is in after he created the circumstances that led him down this road. And to think of just how much Amira pushed to try and fight for him.
And in Jimal Roho Safi’s story, there is a warning for men. While I understand that men with options often exercise them, we have to be mindful about how we choose to do so. Because one of the worst things you could do, what he did to Amira, to publicly humiliate her because when a woman decides not to forgive you, it’s done.
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Jimal Roho Safi is begging Amber Ray to return to him. Actually, I think he is pretty successful at this because they are currently in Malindi together.
Amber Ray is the prize and he has never had a dame like her look at him twice. And this, gentlemen, is what happens when low self esteem individuals get money and finally become “the shit“.
Jimal Rohosafi
Jimal Roho Safi was never a good looking man, he clearly has no game so he resorts to using money. And it finally landed him a whale of a catch like a celebrated trollop and socialite like Faith Makau.
What would you expect a man like this to do? To stand by with some dignity and self respect once the relationship had gone belly up?
Jimal and wife, Amira
How dare you expect Jimal Roho Safi to show a backbone and some self respect? He has none. Sure, he knows how to make money but self respect is something you cannot be taught. And he is running on empty in that department.
Can you imagine what his wife, Amira, is going through mentally? Can you imagine what his son is going through in school? That little boy is the recipient of some of the worst torment bullies can throw his way and it is all Jimal Roho Safi’s fault!
His wife had reconciled with him and he still chose to leave her at home and fly to Malindi with the very woman who had threatened the stability of his household… It is clear for all to see that Jimal Roho Safi is on big brain time.
Jimal Roho Safi has learnt an important lesson that we would all do well to take note of: smart men learn from their mistakes, a wise man learns from the mistakes of others.
We had warned Jimal Roho Safi that the outcome of his stupidity would be the ruin of his family but he chose to priorities thinking with his little head rather than his actual head.
Jimal Rohosafi
And this is what happens when a man has no sense of duty and is not his own source of validation, instead of chasing for it between the thighs of any woman including those with Jezebel spirits.
What is funny about all this is that while everyone was chatting about Jimal Roho Safi and his two wives, he thought he was in the midst of what it means to be a man.
What he didn’t realize is that he was being mocked. No one was talking about him with adoration: atleast no man worth his salt was. But he didn’t care to differentiate the accolades from the real advice aslong as the din and noise rang with his name.
Now we are being treated to news about how his own peers do not respect him and want nothing to do with him because of the type of hype he attracts. Now, Jimal Roho Safi is about to become the example of how men who are subservient and confused make money and then get attention and start to destroy their own families. His presence will brook no respect.
Jimal and wife, Amira
He had a woman who stood by him when he had nothing. And make no mistake about it, Amira is a woman meaning she has her flaws but she had agreed to stand by and build with her broke boyfriend. They decided to grind together. Then when he made it, he began chasing other women in a manner that was purely disrespectful -and while there is nothing wrong with a man chasing his options in the sexual market, he should have been clear about doing so from the jump.
Amber Ray
Instead, Jimal Roho Safi decided to be conniving. And as a result, even the women he attracted were bottom of the barrel scallywags who brought that Jezebel energy into his hearth and home and now, he is left with no one truly in his corner. Amberay has left after she destroyed his home. Amira is hurting and will need to seek therapy -and is being advised to leave him. His friends are useless, spineless yes-men who do more harm being in his corner than him being alone. Do not be this guy.
Amberay is in a catch 22: damned if she does and damned if she doesn’t. What do I mean and what am I referring to? Well, She needs her “marriage” to Jimal Roho Safi to work at all costs.
And if she is a smart woman, that realization must have already dawned on her. But I am beginning to doubt whether she is indeed working with a full toolbox between her ears.
You see, Amberay and Jimal Roho Safi showboated their relationship for us all to see. This was done regardless of the fact he has a wife, Amira, at home with him raising their sons.
Faith Makau wanted to get married and she was going to achieve it by any means necessary and so she essentially forced Amira off her perch as Jimal’s wife and the two began gallivanting all along the intergalactic highway.
Jimal and wife, Amira
If you have been consuming my opinion pieces, then I have doubtless informed you that a mentor of mine who founded and used to run a gossip blog had informed me that Amberay was infact married as a second wife to an aspiring politician by the name of Zaheer Jhanda.
That marriage too was shortlived and nearly cost him his family as his wife too was publicly humiliated and disrespected and that is the one thing women do not forgive: public shame.
Jimal Rohosafi
So with that background, Amberay finds herself in the undesirable position of having publicly fought to be recognized as Jimal Roho Safi’s wife only for him to seemingly move away abruptly.
Bwana Mangoes doesn’t seem to have thick enough skin to deal with all the scrutiny nor does he have the mettle to deal with a polygamous family. And everything seems to be taking a toll on him. Edgar Obare revealed that Amira has alleged he is abusive. At the same time, one of his business partners has come out to second those allegations.
Jamal introduces Amberay to his people
And all this, coupled with how useless he has been at managing his household seems to have taken a toll on his mental frame and he has buckled under pressure and run away from social media.
And Amberay has been forced to start taking steps to distance herself from him and these are telling signs all is not well between them.
Amber Ray
But she needs to make the relationship work. Otherwise, she has ruined her son’s life by making him party to her buffoonery for no reason at all.
Amberay must make this relationship work because we will not take her seriously otherwise and this bullshit has made her radioactive to any high-value man or common man with common sense.
Jimal Roho Safi reminded me of an old West African proverb my mentor keeps repeating: No man is a hero to his wife and it really does capture his situation.
Why? Well, to answer that, you have to understand what this proverb speak to. A man might be a hero to sociaety but he will never have that allure over his wife.
Jimal Rohosafi
Basically, Jimal Roho Safi is realizing that regardless of what youth in his area call him due to his business success; kiongozi, bingwa, bazu, he will always be Jimal wa Madeni to Amira.
Why? Well, because whenever he was sick and he happened to spoil his pants, she was there to clean them, not Amberay. Amberay is simply the Jezebel spirit that gets to enjoy him after his wins and successes.
Jimal and wife, Amira
Jamal Marlow (as he is also known) has been with Amira through his struggles and insecurities. He has been with her as he spent countless nights trying to get his businesses off the ground. She has seen him at his most insecure and troubled aswell as at his best. What does he have to show her?
And perhaps that is the issue. In Amberay he sees an opportunity to reinvent himself and he wants that chance. Or perhaps in Amberay he sees the universe paying him dividends for all his sacrifices and hard work.
Whatever the case may be, I can only hope that this shows Bwana Safi that he cannot scare his wife. She has seen him at his sickest and had to wash his soiled boxers and when he vomited on himself, she was right there to help him.
Amberay has finally moved away from where she was living in Syokimau to get some reprieve from her co-wife Amira and while this is a smart move, it is too little, too late.
Don’t get me wrong, it is a smart move because it not only protects her from more night arguments, it more importantly protects and safeguards the wellbeing of her son.
Is Amberay going to convert to Islam
But it will do nothing to sway public perception of who she is and that is something I hope Amberay prepares to deal with especially as her son begins to use the internet and social media more and more.
What do I mean? Well, just take a quick peak at her YouTube account and you will understand exactly what I am speaking to.
She has been utterly ratioed because in everyone’s mind, Amberay is a Jezebel spirit. And that is the reputation that will haunt her. Lord knows she should never vie for public office.
So she could move from here to Timbuktu but that reputation shall precede her. And now all that remains to be seen is what she shall do to protect her son.
Amberay during her trollop days
Even where she has moved to, her new neighbours will certainly eye her warily because the type of drama she brings is the type of drama that lowers property value.
Now that Jimal Roho Safi has come to a divided house -a situation we had already forewarned him about, with his wife, Amira publicly feuding with his new wife, Amberay, can he salvage the situation in his house?
You see, the way he started his polygamous family has been erroneous and flawed. As a result, he has had to endure both his women, his wives, going onto social media to air the drama and between them and his failings.
Jamal introduces Amberay to his people
And because Jimal Roho Safi who is also known as Jamal Marlow is a clown of a man, he has been unable to keep his head above the fray and he has sunk deep into the drama, seemingly taking sides and uniting with his socialite wife to humiliate Amira.
And now, as his homestead lays smouldering, I find myself wondering whether he can successfully salvage his family from ruin. Why? Because his children, his legacy sprung forth from Amira and not Amberay.
Jamal Marlow with his new squeeze
And they are sitting and watching their father, Jimal Roho Safi, humiliating their mother and trust me when I say that they have more reason to take Amira’s side than they do their father’s side.
And I spoke to a mentor of mine on whether he can see a situation in which this great businessman actually fixes his family and both he and I are of the opinion that there is none for along as Amberay remains in his house and for along as he refuses to reign both women in.
Amber Ray and Amira
What do I mean by that? Well, Jimal Roho Safi needs to tell his wives to stay off social media for atleast a year. But he lacks the authority to actually see through such a demand. And they do not respect him enough to honour such a demand.
And seeing as he cannot actually back such a demand, we cannot say he is in control. We cannot say that Jamal Marlow would actually be in a position to save his household. The collapse has begun and it will not stop.
On the one hand, this is a strong example of why you must never accept a Jezebel spirit into your home. And secondly, why you should honour your main wife. And keep her above the din and clash of drama.
Jimal Roho Safi, for those of you who might not be familiar with him, is a socialite and successful trollop Amberay’s new husband. The couple has been trying to segue from being clandestine lovers into becoming a successful polygamous family without success.
You see, Jimal Roho Safi, also known as Jamal Marlow, was already married when he began having a dalliance with Amberay. His wife is a lady called Amira and she is not amused about the open disrespect her husband has showered her in.
Jimal Rohosafi is what you get when a simp attempts polygamy
So understandably, Jimal’s family is crumbling and he and his new femme fatale, Amberay, are oblivious to the fact. A reason for this as one of my mentors pointed out is like the story of Solomon and the two mothers who fought over the baby, only the real mother was unwilling to have her baby torn asunder.
What that essentially means is that Jimal Roho Safi needs to realise that the fact Amberay is perfectly at peace with tearing his world asunder to have a piece of him tells him she is not the Stepford wife he believes her to be but rather a succubus…
Anyway, right from the get-go, he did a terrible job of setting himself up for a polygamous marriage and we are going to delve into why I have made that assertion and will be sticking to it -other than the fact that I am right:
Jimal Roho Safi, Amberay and Amira
#1. He was not honest and upfront
No woman would agree to you changing the terms of your engaging with her midway through your marriage. Jimal Roho Safi is an example of why men who know they would eventually like to pursue polygamous marriages or relationships need to be upfront about that fact. If the lady you’re pursuing decides to leave when you tell her your intention, let her go. It is her prerogative.
Far too often we see men who have zero cojones and have a scarcity mindset instead opt to lie and cheat on their partner rather than be direct, preferring this approach so they do not lose the girl. And this always ends badly. As we can tell from Amira’s reaction.
Why would any man decide to marry a well-known trollop who was formerly married in a similar polygamous union but nearly burnt that household down to the ground with her pettiness? Jimal Roho Safi is a clown for accepting to pursue a marriage with Amberay rather than keep their affair secret.
For starters, she is not the type of woman you can pull up with where other high-value men are and expect to be respected for your choice of a partner. Secondly, she is a known agent of entropy. She already failed spectacularly at being a wife, why give her a second go?
#3. Jimal has a scarcity mindset
Jimal has never known abundance when it comes to women. That is why when the first hot woman (let’s be honest here, Amberay is still attractive despite having hit the wall and her attractiveness having diminished somewhat due to her weight gain) he could seduce who agreed to be with him is who he is currently destroying his marriage for. He doesn’t believe there will be others and he is too scared of rejection to keep exploring. He has no idea that he could get a younger, hotter more submissive and cooperative wife who would come sans bastards and baggage from previous relationships.
#4. Jimal Roho Safi lacks game
You see, when you’re poor, game gets you the girls. When you’re wealthy, game protects you from damage from women. My mentor pointed out that when you have nothing to offer a woman’s hypergamy, game is what gets you the wet crevices. When you have wealth, all the women you deal with are out to sate their hypergamous instinct. Game is what keeps them in line and in check to avoid you getting ripped off by gold diggers or even divorce and alimony.
#5. Jamal Marlow has no mentors
How else can we explain away the fact that no one was around to guide this man through the pitfalls that the rest of us onlookers can see so clearly in his failed attempt at establishing a polygamous marriage? Where are those same uncles of his who came to sanction this union? Either Jimal chooses to surround himself with clowns as all clowns do or he only wants yes men around him who can fondle his ego. What he really needs are men who have successfully established polygamous unions to guide him but instead, he has Instagram fans.
#6. Jimal Roho Safi is not seeking to improve as a man
If our boy were really seeking to improve as a man, his women would realize he is above their petty drama and actually try to give him peace because at any one point he would tire of the banalities of their fights and chase both women away and start again. Can you imagine a Jimal Roho Safi who is working to improve his mind, his body and his business? he would be the captain of his ship and his first mate and first officer would be trying to make things easy for him to steer the ship. Instead, we have a Jamal Marlow who…
#7. Involves himself in female fights
I do not understand why Jimal Roho Safi keeps involving himself in his women’s fights. He should be above the pettiness. Instead, he is on Instagram like a petty socialite showing the world how he lacks control over his domain.
