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Why celebs like Hamo embracing polygamy is a great thing

Posted on June 26, 2021 by Ozymandias

Hamo has come out essentially to let us know that he is moving forward with Jemutai by adding her to his family as one of his wives. I for one am happy to see this happen because it solves the greater problem of how he would take care of his children by her.

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The intrigue that Jemutai had created around their situation has no been put to bed with Hamo taking charge of the situation. And everyone gets what they want. For the comedian, he doesn’t have to take care of two separate households. For the comedienne, her children will be bastards no longer and they will also be taken care of by their father.

And this is a win for cultural connoisseurs such as myself and the men of high culture such as my mentors because it is an attempt to embrace aspects of our traditions that make sense such as polygamy.

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What do I mean? Well, when we see celebrities like Professor Hamo embrace things like polygamy, he normalises the rather higher cerebral function tradition and destigmatizes it for weaker men who would want to get involved in such unions but due to the weight of public opinion, they instead run around cheating.

You see, Hamo proved that high-value men are always going to have women who are willing to share them. Why? Well, Jemutai admitted that she found out he was married on their first date and she still went on to have a full-blown relationship with him including giving him, two children.

“Jemutai is my wife not a baby mama” Prof Hamo reveals weeks after demanding for kids DNA test

What this shows is that he is not starved of dating options. So what would you rather he do? Keep running around and cheat? Or would you rather he actually do the right thing and step up to the plate and declare both women as his wives and actually take care of them.

This is a representation of men who have done the work to build themselves up. They finally got to the stage of success and the women have come. Instead of them sneaking off to Naivasha, why not embrace the wisdom of our ancestors?

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Slayqueens need to stop making their uterus our business

Posted on May 12, 2021May 3, 2023 by Ozymandias

Slayqueens are a peculiar breed indeed. You see, when we look at their lives through the window they allow us (Instagram), they are leading the type of life that can give any impressionable fool enough envy to drive them insane.

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From partying with the most powerful men in the country to hanging out with the most popular celebrities, slayqueens seem to be leading the type of high flying life they aren’t qualified for outside of being attractive and sexually available.

And when their followers raise questions regarding the type of situations they put themselves in or the men they are dealing with, we get called haters. You need to understand that a lot of the men who are busy asking you to reconsider are white knight simps who are selfish enough to want to protect you from making your mistakes. I get it, the smart play here is for you to simply ignore these women and let them reap the harvest from the seeds they sowed but it is what it is with such men.

A tale of two clowns: Professor Hamo and Jemutai

Then when the relationships go awry, that is when slayqueens like Swabrina (Mr Seed’s new baby mama), Jemutai (Professor Hamo’s baby mama), Karen Nyamu (Samidoh’s groupie), Kapoor Vixen (B Classic’s baby mama) and all the other chokora pop up to beg for sympathy and ask us to shame the men they themselves chose to sire children for.

Samidoh, Karen Nyamu — Senior slayqueen Karen Nyamu with Samidoh

And that is where I have an issue with these slayqueens. You say we get no say in how you choose to use your body or whom you share your viscous innards with. But as soon as you get a baby, you want us to get involved in the fruits of their uterus.

“He visits the children while drunk” Jemutai shares more dirt on Prof Hamo

So we do not have the power to help them think through how they choose to employ their feminine parts but we are invited to weigh in on the results of her coitus with these men and the fruits of their uterus? As one of my mentors always says,

“Make it make sense”.

The audacity of it all is mind-boggling. When Bridgette Achieng was dealing with West African men, the only thing that was our business was her having fun and showing off the gifts she was given. When that man became a deadbeat dad, she started running to us to get us to buy tickets to the pity party. Why?

Stella Koitie popularly known as Jemutai invited us to get involved with her uterus after she and Hamo had a falling out

And it is time we give ourselves enough respect not to get involved in how these slayqueens chose to use their uterus even when they go to our timelines to beg us to get involved because I guarantee you that they will not change or play their games smarter. They will simply make noise the next time some celeb or politician impregnates them.

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A tale of two clowns: Professor Hamo and Jemutai

Posted on May 3, 2021 by Ozymandias

Professor Hamo and Jemutai have been the talk of the town as the couple that conducted their relationship in secrecy have decided to involve us all in their affairs with the female comedian accusing her former paramour of being a deadbeat dad.

“He visits the children while drunk” Jemutai shares more dirt on Prof Hamo

The thing that is ironic about all this is that when they were involved with each other, they kept their affair secret. And make no mistake about it, it was an affair because Professor Hamo is a married man.

Churchill Show comedians Wakimani and Professor Hamo

And given that situation, Jemutai still decided to go forward and sire two children for the comedian who saw a rise in his stock as he began to get nearly every cooperate gig and even got a ten million shilling contract from Star Times.

Churchill steps in to intervene after Jemutai and baby daddy, Prof Hamo air their dirty linen in public

And now that he is being accused of being a deadbeat father, we are being thrust into their personal affairs because she cannot afford to take care of her children and he isn’t supporting her but this is the type of situation that would not have happened if these two belligerents weren’t clowns.

Everyone sucks in this situation because it was not like the two are innocent. Professor Hamo was cheating on his wife. Jemutai knew she was the other woman. Why didn’t they just do the brave but right thing and just decide to settle into an openly polygamous marriage?

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Why would Jemutai decide to bear children for a married man knowing those children were going to have to be a secret? As I have said before, my mentor always tells me that there is a difference between secrecy and privacy. Secrecy locks the demons within. It deals in shame and guilt. Privacy locks the demons out and seeks to protect from unwanted interference.

As for Professor Hamo, if he is indeed a deadbeat father, then that says alot about who he is as a man. Trash. And after the first child, why did he continue trying for a second? Why didn’t he wisen up and start using protection? Clearly, he wasn’t thinking about the future and he also has poor impulse control.

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It is great to see his mentor, Churchill Ndambuki step in the middle of their affair and attempt to help them come to an amicable solution but my word, things shouldn’t have been allowed to get so out of hand. But what do you expect from two clowns who don’t know to think ahead? When two clowns date, expect the circus to come to town shortly afterwards.

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