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Fans tear Jalang’o a new one for “betraying” Raila

Posted on by Ozymandias

Jalang’o will be a one-term Mp if he is even allowed to see out the entirety of his term. Don’t take my word for it, just go through the comments he has received after he shared a post that featured him and President William Ruto.

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His post had at least one celebrity trying to give things a positive twist and that was Akothee but she too got dogpiled on by the disgruntled ODM supporters who weren’t shy about telling both her and the Lang’ata MP precisely what they think.

Some of the comments read as follows:

  • Jalango you are indeed a serious betrayer .. The way I believed in you kumbe wewe ni mtu wa kuenjoy baba
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  • moksphotography's profile picture
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    Working together when your party leader is being humiliated left right n center? Watu si wajinga buana
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  • josephine_xo1's profile picture
    josephine_xo1
    Kumbe kuwa president si easy job hahaa huyu raisi wako amekonda poleni sana????
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    ivynevidolo
    Jalango Mwenyewe should learn from Babu Owino You don’t need to go to statehouse for development Monday is the day Ruto mast go home.politics is comedy. Uko nje 2027 Eric Omondi New mp. Unatutafuta maneno wewe jalas .
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    Maandamano ni Monday na Thursday omera. Work together manade?????????
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  • danville_hitbox's profile picture
    danville_hitbox
    I used to respect you man… What happened man?… I thought you might be one of the next Luo Kingpin Leaders, kumbe wewe ni wakutumia watu ndio ifike place unataka… You are a betrayer man. If you are man enough seek Langata seat a fresh on a different ticket… Uko na roho mbaya sana that’s why you even killed Music ya vijana wana hustle their way up Gengetone and endorsed Amapiano a music genre from South Africa. You are a SELLOUT.
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    johnmiles223
    That’s the right direction tell president ruto to give you directions ..azimio is a collection of failures ruto is the king a man of the HOUR ..congaratulation jalango????
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    masaai_bae
    Wewe n msaliti
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  • mohaa_curtains's profile picture
    mohaa_curtains
    I believe jalango is the only one who thinks positive when it comes to political
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  • ernest_josee's profile picture
    ernest_josee
    Huyu nae atakuwa kama Jaguar. One term you go back home
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  • kristelmoly's profile picture
    kristelmoly
    You still doing this for lan’gata ? If only you could imitate @he.babuowino ,that’s the only Realest politician, please take notes from Him Sir
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    affluentjohnie
    Jalango you are indeed a serious betrayer .. The way I believed in you kumbe wewe ni mtu wa kuenjoy baba
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  • moksphotography's profile picture
    moksphotography
    Working together when your party leader is being humiliated left right n center? Watu si wajinga buana
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    255 likes
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  • josephine_xo1's profile picture
    josephine_xo1
    Kumbe kuwa president si easy job hahaa huyu raisi wako amekonda poleni sana????
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  • ivynevidolo's profile picture
    ivynevidolo
    Jalango Mwenyewe should learn from Babu Owino You don’t need to go to statehouse for development Monday is the day Ruto mast go home.politics is comedy. Uko nje 2027 Eric Omondi New mp. Unatutafuta maneno wewe jalas .
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    97 likes
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  • _ql360's profile picture
    _ql360
    Maandamano ni Monday na Thursday omera. Work together manade?????????
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    150 likes
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  • danville_hitbox's profile picture
    danville_hitbox
    I used to respect you man… What happened man?… I thought you might be one of the next Luo Kingpin Leaders, kumbe wewe ni wakutumia watu ndio ifike place unataka… You are a betrayer man. If you are man enough seek Langata seat a fresh on a different ticket… Uko na roho mbaya sana that’s why you even killed Music ya vijana wana hustle their way up Gengetone and endorsed Amapiano a music genre from South Africa. You are a SELLOUT.
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  • johnmiles223's profile picture
    johnmiles223
    That’s the right direction tell president ruto to give you directions ..azimio is a collection of failures ruto is the king a man of the HOUR ..congaratulation jalango????
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    172 likes
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  • masaai_bae's profile picture
    masaai_bae
    Wewe n msaliti
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  • mohaa_curtains's profile picture
    mohaa_curtains
    I believe jalango is the only one who thinks positive when it comes to political
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    165 likes
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  • ernest_josee's profile picture
    ernest_josee
    Huyu nae atakuwa kama Jaguar. One term you go back home
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  • kristelmoly's profile picture
    kristelmoly
    You still doing this for lan’gata ? If only you could imitate @he.babuowino ,that’s the only Realest politician, please take notes from Him Sir
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Jalang’o has sealed his political fate

Posted on by Ozymandias

Lang’ata Member of Parliament, Jalang’o, or as the government knows him, Felix Odiwuor has sealed his political fate and it looks like he will soon have to find a political home outside Azimio and ODM as the powers that be are now not shying away from calling him a traitor publicly.

In a recent post made by Raila Odinga, he accused certain “rebel ODM MPS” of being involved in a plot hatched by Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua to hire goons to interfere with the planned demonstrations.

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‘The same crude weapons and forces” uniforms are being dispatched to upcountry locations in western and

Nyanza, where youths have been booked in hotels with instructions to target specific Azimio leaders.

A number of rebel Azimio MPs from these regions have been deployed in support of this dirty mission

especially in western Kenya and Nyanza.

Multi-talented media personality, Felix Odiwuor aka Jalang’o

The question everyone has had on their tongues for a while now is about to be answered: whether or not Jalang’o needs ODM to be the Lang’ata MP or if he can still retain his seat once the party expels him.

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It is only a matter of time for that hypothetical situation to become the reality given the writing on the wall. And if he can indeed retain the seat is going to an uphill battle because the former Lang’ata MP, Nixon Korir is still UDA and Kenya Kwanza’s man of choice so he would most likely have to go about the election as an independent candidate.

Whatever the case may be, the die is cast and Jalang’o has sealed his political fate. I suspect that it won’t be long before he is either summonsed for a disciplinary hearing by ODM or outright kicked out of the party in which case he will find out whether he is bigger than the party to the Lang’ata electorate.

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DNG, Jalang’o and Shaffie Weru have left a void in event MCeeing

Posted on by Ozymandias

Whenever you think of event MCs, whether corporate or otherwise, three names stand out like 3 colossi: DNG, Jalang’o and Shaffie Weru were the names you almost always expected to come across.

 

The three have since moved on to a new chapter in their careers whether voluntarily or otherwise and their absence is dearly felt because of how good they were at what they did.

Kenyan Hype-master DNG

Two of them left voluntarily to pursue their political ambitions. DNG is now an MCA after successfully competing on a Kenya Kwanza ticket to win the Woodly/ Kenyatta Golf Course seat.

 

Jalang’o’s battle was less clear cut as he first had to fight the rank and file within the coalition of his choice; Azimio to get the ODM ticket after it was denied to him because he was an untested upstart whose loyalties were in doubt.

Shaffie’s departure wasn’t done voluntarily. He was kicked out of Homeboyz and radio Africa Group where he had worked for over 15 years because the feminists that populated the companies that were customers of his employers were baying for his blood.

 

Shaffie Weru had made an off-colour joke on the radio about a woman who had been tossed off a balcony after a date gone wrong. She survived but the feminists saw an opportunity to make a statement and they went in for their fill of blood.

Jalang’o looking dapper as he beats the morning cold

His career was ruined and so he had to find his feet in the business. That has subsumed his focus and he has since stopped MCing events.

 

The three have left a void that is difficult to fill. DR Ofweneke is doing his bit as is Oga Obinna but beyond that, the market is pretty much fair game. And you can tell from the dearth of talent just how tall an order this is.

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Jalang’o advises Raila to step down in 2027

Posted on by Ozymandias

Jalang’o seems to be hellbent on killing his fledgling political career with his insistence on being the contrarian “voice of reason” even though absolutely no one asked for that option on the menu.

 

Jalas has come out to tell Raila Odinga to come up with a strategy for 2027 even if it means he steps down and appoints someone else to vie in his stead. And while this sounds like a reasonable thing to say, if you understand Kenyan politics, you will understand why it is quite the opposite.

Jalang’o graduates

Raila is the force within Kenyan politics that has been a constant. He is the force that amalgamated the opposition. His charisma and deal-making acumen has seen him be a king maker aswell as a destroyer of legacies.

 

Jalang’o fought to be a member of ODM and for the nomination to the Lang’ata parliamentary race. If he wanted to be a rebel, he should have gone it alone the entirety of his career.

MC and comedian, Jalang’o

He is now seen as a traitor within the camp because it is well known that he wouldn’t have won the seat had he not received the backing of ODM’s grassroots support in Lang’ata.

Jalang’o continues to commit slow and painful political suicide and he is now a liability to his own business partners in ODM strongholds as earlier in the week an entertainment establishment was razed simply for being associated with the former comedian, radio personality and now politician.

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Was Jalang’o Right To Meet Ruto?

Posted on by Dennis Elnino

Jalang’o is feeling the flinch of meeting UDA’s leader William Ruto after he received heavy denigratory statements from Azimio supporters for being a ‘traitor’.

Jalang’o met with Ruto a day ago for a meeting which he termed as a development strategy for Langata residents.

Jalang’o, who was elected on Azimio La Umoja One Kenya Coalition together with Gideon Ochanda (Bondo), Elisha Odhiambo (Gem), Mark Nyamita (Uriri), Caroli Omondi (Suba South), Shakeel Shabir (Kisumu East, Independent), Paul Abuor (Rongo), John Owino (Awendo) and Kisumu Senator Tom Ojienda met with the President amid the resistance movement.

Selfish: ODM reacts to Jalango and other Azimio MPs meeting President Ruto – Nairobi News

Jalang’o maintained that it was un-necessary to cause drama over the whole issue as he only supported ‘baba’ rather than Ruto.

He further stated that the people of Lang’ata don’t care who is the President of the Republic but want development in the constituency.

“It’s the people of Lang’ata who will judge me at the end of the day, politics now withstanding,” he said.

But Raila was disenchanted with Jalang’os move and termed it as obnoxious & peculiar. According to him, he should have consulted before making the move.
Either way, Jalas maintained he would not leave the party despite everything that happened. His love for ‘baba’ remains.

Jalang’o In Hot Soup After Attending Meeting With Ruto At Statehouse

Posted on by Dennis Elnino

Langata Member of Parliament Jalang’o has found himself in hot soup with a section of netizens after he attended a meeting with President William Ruto-reportedly without informing Raila Odinga.

Jalang’o was among nine opposition MPs who met President Ruto, sparking uproar from their fellow party members.

Most netizens have termed the act as ‘betrayal’ and it has caused a massive uproar. Jalango’s response has been roped in as the matter has angered Azimio supporters.
In his defence, Jalang’o claimed he would still attend the meeting even if Raila didn’t give him permission; adding that people of Lang’ata are only interested in development rather than political shenanigans.

“I did not have a reason to call him (Raila) or ask because he had already given us a key to work,” Jalang’o said, adding that “the people of Lang’ata don’t care who is president and who is not. What they care about is the delivery of the mandate they gave me.”

Jalang’o continued to claim that the meeting was purely for discussing strategies of developing Langata. Jalang’o is now among the trending topics on twitter. Of course some have supported his move; while others maintain that he’s a traitor. Below are a few of the reactions from twitter;

 

Jalango’s former employee now living in poverty back in the village, shares heartbreaking video

Posted on by Pauline Syombua

Eli Omundu might be living in poverty but once in a while it appears he can afford bundles to upload his content on social media; showing how life back in the village has been and judging from most comments….people actually enjoy and appreciate what he has been delivering.

Eli Omundu's kids back in the village

However his latest video showing his kids sleeping on a thin mattress with barely enough blankets to share has left many feeling sorry for the fella who appears to be drowning in poverty. At some point, Eli Omundu is heard prophesying that one day these boys of his might be suffering for now, but….

hawa ndio madaktari wa kesho, wamezoea mbu.

From the comments, of course most fans tagged Jalango – reminding him not to turn his face away from the kids even if he still has bad blood with Eli Omundu and Morrison Litiema who stole close to a million from him.

Once trust is broken, it can never be fixed

Okay, although many people feel that Jalango should give Eli and his family a second chance – they should also try to understand Jalango who suffered betrayal from the two people he had kept close and despite being workers – treated them more like his brothers or maybe cousins.

Eli Omundu and Morrison Litiema finally speak up about alleged heist

However in return – they betrayed not only his trust but friendship and loyalty making it hard for him to now sympathize with them.

From the comments others asked, whether when robbing him….did they stop to look at back at how good he had been to them? No, it was all about getting the money then dashing….and now they’re back asking for mercy?

Well lets hope Jalango comes through for the kids…but its obvious that he does not want anything to do with his ex workers.

Jalang’o accused of neglecting 3 year old daughter from one of his old ex fling (Photos)

Posted on by Pauline Syombua

With the general elections drawing closer everyday so are new politicians facing a hard time especially those with not so clean backgrounds. Well there have been cases of bought or forged degrees from the new comers but nothing beats a baby mama story on a politician.

Jalang’o

For that reason – looks like Jalango has a few questions to answer following an expose done  by Political strategist and marketer Benji Ndolo; who claims Jalango has been neglecting his 3 years old daughter for 3 months now.

As seen on the Tweet, Benji Ndolo wrote;

Waaah my bro @Jalangomwenyewe your mtoi analia njaa mpaka analala of fatigue. Reach out and do the right thing. 3 months is too long, pesa yote unaweka tu campaign.Take action, charity begins at home.

And just like that KoT couldn’t keep calm as many wanted in on the story. One fan left a comment saying;

Vayolence on a Saturday afternoon.?

To which Ndolo responded by saying;

Nyambura let’s normalize speaking truth to one another. That’s not violence, it gives me no pleasure to receive such calls.

Politics a dirty game?

It’s actually unclear as to why the said influencer chose to share this information with just a few more weeks to the pole – but all I know is that politics is one funny game and the hahah part is that a 3 year old is getting dragged into this mess.

Anyway – if you think it’s just about the baby, then you’re wrong. According to Benji Ndolo – Jalango is also apparently a very abusive and uncaring man power thirsty man.

The daughter is 3 years and just suffering. Jalango supports sometimes but sometimes does not. He is very abusive and uncaring. I used to think he was a good dude. But he is power thirsty eager to transition from blow clown to honorable.

“Wasn’t me!” Eli Omundu paints partner in crime, Morrison Litiema as mastermind behind heist

Posted on by Pauline Syombua

Word making rounds on social media is that Eli Omundu and Morrison Litiema who allegedly stole a couple of millions from Jalang’o’s car have surrendered to the DCI.

This is after they were smoked out of hiding by the police and now that they’ve been found – the two have started opening up on why; and what led them to steal from a boss.

Eli Omundu and Morrison Litiema finally speak up about alleged heist

But as you already know – money is the root of all evil. I mean didn’t Judas sell out Jesus for 30 Silver coins….now imagine what he would done if he’d been offered millions that time…huh.?

Jalango facing betrayal

Anyway just like Jesus was good to Judas Iscariot – Jalango too handled his workers as family and was even promoting them on social media hence the small cooperate deals they’d started making money off….but in end they played him.

Eli and Morrison steal from Jalang’o

Well this heist however turned out to be Eli Omundu’s biggest regret that is judging from the new information he shared with Ankali Ray on Milele FM. From what he says is that the heist story is a lie and never did he steal from his boss. He went on to justify this by claiming he’s been broke for the longest time and never has he ever thought of stealing from Jalang’o.

Hatuwezi fanya kitu kama hio [kuiba]… Picha ilikuwa hewani, unaweza kaa uone raia wamechukua sheria mikononi mwao.

Wasn’t me

When asked how they spent the money – now that they claim to be broke, Eli distanced himself from the heist leaving his partner in crime Morrison looking like the mastermind behind the robbery. He said;

  Mimi sijaona pesa yote. Ata saa hii nimesota mbaya. Labda Morrison aongee pande yake. Labda alichukua akanicheza, sijui.

Is it just me or is this whole heist story starting to feel like we’re being played? Think about it this way – if you stole from your boss and get caught wouldn’t you be pleading your case; and asking for forgiveness none stop?

Well in Eli and Morrison’s case – they hope to sit down and have some Black Label with their former boss as they sort this issues out. Yes I said Black label….lanes.

  Tunangoja boss tuongee vizuri na yeye, tujue ni vipi. Tumezungumza na mdosi na hana tatizo. Sasa tunataka tupatane kidogo, tukunywe hata Black Label tujue niaje.

“They have finally reached out ” Jalango shares update on Eli and Litiema

Posted on by Pauline Syombua

Word making rounds is that chances are that Jalang’o and his workers came up with a plan/skit where he would accuse them of robbing him and disappearing – a strategy that would help win sympathy votes now that elections are around the corner.

For some reason – netizens did not want to believe that Jalang’o would leave a huge amount i.e millions in his car – and still entrust the same vehicles to his two workers. From what most netizens say is that paranoia would never allow them to ever trust a person that much….like come on, we’re talking about millions of shillings here.

Revealed: Huge amount Jalang’o’s ex workers allegedly stole from his car

Eli and Morrison steal from Jalang’o

Anyway speaking to Mungai eve in recent interview, Jalang’o came out clean distancing himself from the clout chasing stunt. In his voice, you can hear the bitterness he still holds inside after being betrayed by the two people he had trusted with his home and even drunk with once in a while in his backyard.

Police matter

Through the interview, we also learnt that Eli Omundu and Morrison Litiema already reached out fans are in contact with both him and the police.

Jalang’o

Although Jalang’o says he is yet to come into terms with such betrayal – truth is, there is no way he would rehire these two. Not just because once bitten twice shy but because they’ve proven themselves in broad daylight.

As of now, we’re hoping the police and the politician will share more details about the two and since they’re in Bungoma…chances are that the DCI are already tracking them too.

Revealed: Huge amount Jalang’o’s ex workers allegedly stole from his car

Posted on by Pauline Syombua

It has indeed been an awful weekend and week for Lang’ata MP aspirant Jalang’o who  continues to hunt down his two employees Eli Omundu and Morrison Litiema who stole money from his car this past weekend.

Jalango with his two workers

According to Jalango, he had assigned the two to wash one of his cars forgetting he had left a huge amount of cash in the particular car they were to clean. With this, the two saw an opportunity to make away with the money leaving the former Kiss FM asking his followers and other netizens to help him locate them.

In a detailed post shared on his social media pages, Jalango wrote;

Eli and Litiema are on the run , this morning they stole money from the car they were washing at home , their phones are off and they are running with their families.

Adding:

If you see them please contact
0722915337 or report at the nearest police station. A reward of 100k for any information leading to their arrest.

Friend reveals Eli and Morrison stole Ksh2.5 Million

Although the media personality withheld from revealing how much was stolen (probably for his ex workers safety) a close friend of his, Billy Miya has come out to reveal the two employees apparently got away with KSh 2.5 million.

The fella revealed this through his social media pages saying;

Weuh! Shetani ni mtu mubaya sana. Unahustle na boss wako for more than 4 years, ile mwaka anaenda kuingia bunge shetani anakudanganya unaiba 2.5M. Yaani si mungesubiri boss aingie Bunge mukuwe mafutani. Jamani tupige ripoti polisi Au piga 0722 717 159. Pole sana @jalangoo itakua sawa. Uzuri alitupeleka moja kwa moja hadi kwao kupitia social media. Over to you @dci_kenya

Well, it’s been three days now since the police started hunting them down and so far – Eli and Morrison remain in the wind.

What’s more surprising is that the two had earlier spoken to Mungai Eve saying they’d never steal from their boss.

Our boss, Jalang’o even leaves millions in his car but we can’t touch them. Our faithfulness has made us stay with Jalang’o. You wait for your salary at the end of the month

Well – they say money is the root of all evil and these two have proven this saying right.

Jalang’os ex workers still on the run after stealing money from him

Posted on by Pauline Syombua

Someone once told me not to trust anybody. Like honestly, trust is something earned and not given out freely no matter how long you’ve known a person. Well, this is something I’m pretty sure Jalango knew before entrusting his workers with access to his car this past weekend.

From what we’ve learnt is that the Langata parliamentary aspirant Felix Odiwuor aka Jalango was robbed blind by his two favorite workers – Eli Omundu and Morrison Litiema. According to the former Kiss FM presenter – the two allegedly made away with some huge amount of money, that had been kept in the car they’d been assigned to wash.

Eli and Morrison steal from Jalang’o

Although he did not disclose the amount stolen by the two grounds men, Jalango is however offering Ksh 100,000 to anyone with any information that can lead to their arrest.

Still hiding

Well, the other sad bit is that the two are on the run together with their families – meaning this was well planned out; however what they didn’t know is that this stupid move just closed doors of opportunity for their siblings and children.

Eli and Litiema are on the run , this morning they stole money from the car they were washing at home , their phones are off and they are running with their families. If you see them please contact
0722915337 or report at the nearest police station. A reward of 100k for any information leading to their arrest.

I mean, if Jalango is voted in – the first people I am sure he will take care of is those around him. Maybe Eli’s and Morrisons’s kids would have had no issues with school fees, there wives offered jobs or a given money for a small businesses…relatives given job opportunities- no matter how small, right? But then again – we all think different.

Anyway as of now the search continues and I guess Kenyans have also learnt from Jalang’os experience. I mean, who would have ever thought Eli and Morrison would rob Jalang’o? Who?

Unapologetic: Jalango hits back at Arrow Bwoy for calling him a gossipmonger

Posted on by Pauline Syombua

Jalango is back to discussing Arrow Bwoy and Nadia Mukami just a few hours after he outed their well kept secret – first pregnancy.

Well, if you remember well – on Monday 3rd Jalang’o openly confirmed that he had seen Nadia Mukami’s baby bump; a move that left Arrow Bwoy throwing shade at Jalango.

Baby on board: Nadia Mukami

As seen on his social media pages, Arrow Bwoy  did not mince his words as he bashed Jalango for leaking information that did not concern him. Through his gram Arrow Bwoy wrote,

2022 wanaume tupunguze mshene bana biashara haikuhusu achana nayo kabisa shugulika na maisha yako.

Sorry I’m not sorry – Jalango To Arrow Bwoy

Well, having come across the mean post indirectly directed to him, Jalas on the other hand did not let it slide as he hit back at Arrow Bwoy in a polite/light statement saying;

DJ Mo with pregnant Nadia

But then to Nadia and Arrow Bwoy kama nilikuwa nimeropoka nitaropokwa tu tena! Tutatengeneza bana it’s only that I am not sorry.

I guess it’s a new year with new beef, and starting ya off is Arrow Bwoy and Jalango; but wait – isn’t Jalang’o about to retire from the airwaves?

“Wanaume wapunguze mshene” Arrow Bwoy throwing shade at Jalang’o for confirming rumors surrounding Nadia Mukami’s pregnancy?

Posted on by Pauline Syombua

Just a few hours ago Kiss FM’s radio host Jalang’o confirmed that Nadia Mukami and Arrow Bwoy are actually pregnant with their first child.

Judging from how he casually announced the news makes one feel that he (Jalang’o) had no bad intentions; but unfortunately it may have angered Arrow Bwoy to have his business out in the public without his consent.

Nadia Mukami rocking baggy outfits to conceal pregnancy

This was clearly confirmed by a post Arrow Bwoy shared late last evening – hours after Jalang’o confirmed that the celebrity couple is expecting their first child. As seen on the post, Arrow Bwoy wrote;

2022 wanaume tupunguze mshene bana biashara haikuhusu achana nayo shughulika na Maisha yako.

Jalang’o and Arrow Bwoy beefing?

Well we can’t really blame Arrow Bwoy for his reaction – I mean, what if they hadn’t planned on exposing it this early? But again, the Swahili people say Mimba haifichiki meaning a baby bump can’t be hidden/concealed.

Anyway this is however not the first time Jalang’o is exposing a celebrity for hiding their pregnancy. About 2 years ago, he went on to out Size 8’s pregnancy during an interview on Milele FM where he said;

Ni Mimba. Mimba inakuja, Kwani si ndio hii hapa. Ebu simama Size 8. Kuna Picha yako uliweka Instagram, unajaribu kuificha lakini haifichiki.

To which Alex Mwakideu added that

Lakini Mimba haifichiki. So Size 8 uko na Mimba?

Size 8 responded to Mwakideu’s question saying;

Wacha tu niseme it is well. Lakini Alex ilikuwa tifiche, sasa hukuambia huyu brief

Alex Mwakideu:

Walai nilisahau kumpatia brief, lakini Mimba haifichiki Size 8. Kama ipo ipo tu.

Jalang’o:

Kwani ulitakaa kuificha mpaka lini. Hata uvae overall, hii haitafichika.

Don’t we just love Jalang’os honesty?

Jalang’o Reveals Why He Will Change His Official Names & Quit Radio For Politics (Video)

Posted on by Dennis Elnino

Kiss FM Radio presenter Jalang’o is eyeing Langata MP in next year’s general election. His decision to vie for the political seat was expedited by his dream to change the political game.

The comedian expressed optimism in winning the seat, promising major changes in the constituency. To make this possible, he appealed to the youths to join him in changing and making Lang’ata great again.

“I am going to be the next MP of Langata. Youths change your votes. Come and vote for us to build a new Langata. I am campaigning for myself. I am very serious, I am the next MP of Langata. Mark this day.”

Additionally, Jalang’o based his political ambition on his previous achievements of helping others grow. The likes of Omosh, Mtumba man, Harun, among others. He continued to state that he will be leaving radio on 9th February 2022 to genesis his political ambition.

Jalang’o To Politics

In addition to being in the political scene, Jalang’o states that he will be changing his official names, from Felix Odiwuor to Jalang’o Jalang’o. Speaking on SPM Buzz, he disclosed;

”… By next month ivi, ID yangu, vyeti vyangu vyote zitakuwa zinaita jina mbili, Jalang’o Jalang’o, kama Miguna Miguna.”

He continued to explain further why he made the decision;

”… Sitaki watu waingie kwenye polling pale wanashangaa Felix ni nani. Maanake wengi hawanijui majina yangu rasmi. Sasa nimefanya ile deed poll na tayari sasa itakuwa ni Jalang’o Jalang’o. Kila kitu inaenda kuwa Jalang’o Jalang’o…”

Watch the full interview below;

“Siku utasota utavaa ata dera” Jalang’o to Andrew Kibe

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So just a few days ago Jalang’o met up Mtumba man aka Sande Mayua for an exciting interview; which gave fans the opportunity to get to know the popular guy selling women thrift clothes back in Kisumu.

Mtumba man

Although such business is not new among the male species; what made Mtumba man stand out is the unique strategy he uses to attract his customers.

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However turns out that the likes of Andrew Kibe and a few others were not impressed with the interview; as they claim, Mtumba man is a cross dresser who shouldn’t be looked up to by any one as he promotes a gay character.

Jalango

Jalango claps back

Well, by now you all know Kibe doesn’t filter words from his mouth; which explains why Jalang’o decided hit back with savage response.

Also read: Andrew Kibe Criticizes Nameless For Not Performing Well In Music, Calls Him Ugly

Explaining why Mtumba man’s hustle has nothing to do with being gay; Jalang’o wrote;

Bro wewe tangu uende US inakaa umesahau Maisha ya huku! Surely mtumba guy amefanya nini? Guy just found a way to hustle and put food on his table. Did you watch the whole story ama uliona amevaa kaa dame uka press next?

Jalang’o response to Andrew Kibe

Just to paint a clearer picture for Andrew Kibe; (who acts like a snob) Jalang’o gave example of international cross dressers who have made it big in the entertainment industry. The Kiss FM radio host wrote;

Cross dressing for entertainment or marketing is not a new thing! Hata uku US pahali uko billionaire entertainers cross dressed! Tyler perry, cedric the entertainer, Martin Lawrence and many more bro are they Lambistic or its the hustle! Yes I hear you but hustle lazima iendelee! As we speak sahii mtumba guy just got life changing deals that will see him move a step from poverty!

Lastly, Jalango who understand what poverty means; took a swipe at Kibe’s soft life saying;

Nadhani wewe hujawahi sota vizuri! Siku utasota poa ,wich I hope you dont , wewe utavaa hata dera! Lambistic!!

But come to think about it, why is Andrew Kibe so bitter about everything?

Jalang’o Explains Why Relationships Rarely Thrive In Nairobi (Video)

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‘Ogopa Kanairo’ is a popular slang used by netizens in matters regarding all the mischiefs that happen in the city. One of the most popular mischiefs that defines the slang is relationships; which rarely last. Radio presenter and comedian Jalang’o is in agreement with this sentiment; and states that it’s hard for Nairobi men to keep up with a relationship. Why?

Well, according to Jalas, men are always held up with more responsibilities than just relationships. While speaking on Kiss Fm alongside Kamene Goro, the two presenters reiterated that it’s very hard for men to focus on relationships since they are occupied with very many things; including financial restraints that they have to deal with.

Jalang’o stated that Nairobi men always wake up to numerous responsibilities; which prevaricate their attention from keeping relationships.

”A typical Nairobi man is already thinking of the end of the month. Apa katikati kuna stress mbaya. Utakula nini? Utafika tao namna gani? Utatumia mathe nini? Utalala wapi? Yaani, each and every day, already you’re dating somebody stressed. You’re already in a relationship with a stressed man. Let’s just be honest. So what only helps a Nairobi man is either ameingia kwa Bwana, deep into God, ama ni mlevi chakari… So, you are not in the priority. If a Nairobi man lists his priority, relationship comes number 5 uko…”

Kamene continued to support Jalang’o saying that women should stick to meeting such men in the bar only; without necessarily seeking for a relationship… Or else it’ll end in premium tears.

Jalang’o Shares His Experience At The Infamous Sabina Joy Club (Video)

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The popular Sabina Joy Night Club is known for Sodom and Gomorrah. When night falls, the prostitution business booms and many clubs have changed their tactics to attract more customers. Gone are the days when prostitutes were hard to find.

Nowadays they are ready available at distinct joints and pubs. Those in Nairobi city can testify getting a prostitute is as easy as working into the shop and buy goods.

Men flock Sabina Joy to have a taste of the women; who charge from Ksh 100- 1000 for a good night.

Radio presenter Jalang’o is one of the men who have been to this place. The comedian explains on Kiss FM how easy it is to find ‘joy’ at Sabina Joy.

” Too much joy at Sabina. When you go up, your right turn is where the door of going to the rooms are. And it’s always locked until you get the key from the reception. And key means money… When you turn this way, we have the real joy. We have ladies lined up. Music at Sabina Joy is played from a Jukebox… So there’s nothing for free at Sabina Joy. And it’s happiness to death…”

More than 100 Nairobi men flock to Sabina Joy brothel daily to test waters

Jalang’o continued to divulge the cheap charges that the sex workers charge (Ksh 100); adding that the club operates 24/7.

Located along Tom Mboya Street, Sabina has been on limelight for the flourishing prostitution business.

Jalang’o addresses claims linking him to ‘Wash wash’ cartel

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For the past few days blogger Obare has been on a roll exposing filthy wealthy young men in Nairobi; who have for years been giving women sleepless nights and fellow the pressure to make it in life.

Most of the named rich guys are actually 40 years and below; but looking at the kind of money they parade on social media; you’d wonder what kind of jobs they have to earn millions in hours hence their lifestyles.

The late Kevin Omwenga

Well, if you have been following with the stories you’ll hear names like; Kevin Obia, Babu Owino, the late Kevin Omwenga; Amber Ray’s ex husband (Zaheer) Don Bosco Gichana, Allan Chesang; Mohammed Noor (Somali Bae), Adan Sonko, Sylvanus Osoro, Oscar Sudi, Steve Mbogo, Betty Kyallo and Ben Gatu among other many flamboyant ‘businessmen’ running around in top Nairobi. Wait….Jalang’o too happened to be named in the saga!

Babu Owino

Jalango speaks up

Judging from what Edgar Obare reported; it’s clear to see that Jalang’o was among those accused of running the wash wash business.

Jalang’o with his new luxury ride

And to make matters worse – these buddies always turned up at his club Mialle – where I’m assuming they’d spend like crazy, attract stunning women; and yes top clients flying in from all over the world. Like you already know, Mialle is not for those with struggling wallets.

Parte after parte: Boss Obia with the boys

It’s a lie

Anyway with him being boys with the rich gang boys, Jalang’o has come out to clear his name from the alleged scamming business. Speaking during the Kiss FM’s minting show – Jalango explained himself to Kamene saying;

If I was doing this thing called wash wash, I would never be waking up to come here. I would never ever be waking up here.

According to Jalango most of the claims made by the blogger were assumptions; and tricks of how they wanted to involve him with these named guys simply because he hangs out with them. He said;

I read. Tried to see how they’re trying to fix me in these stories . How I have taken photos with everybody who’s being accused. How I’m the one being used to keep the money. I’m like eeeh. Aaah nikasema it’s okay.

Watch the video below courtesy of Kiss FM.

Jalang’o Forced To Disclose His Numerous Sources Of Income After Alleged Involvement In Wash Wash Fraud

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Radio presenter and comedian Jalang’o has once again found himself at loggerheads with ‘tea master’ Edgar Obare after the recent exposé on a couple of celebrities; who have allegedly been milking huge amounts of cash through unscrupulous means.

The Wash Wash Business

Edgar Obare exposes the multimillion wash wash business in Kenya -

From fake notes, to gold scams; the name may seem peculiar to most, but it’s simply a mind-game business, where subtle means are used to enrich people with a good ‘connection’.

The scandal has involved several immigration officials, media personalities and police officers and flamboyant businessmen and bank officials.

Those involved are alleged to be living a sumptuous lifestyle; hanging out with flamboyant women in picturesque areas.

8 Businesses That You Can Start With KSH10,000 - DJ LYTA

Jalang’o Vs Edgar

We all know that Jalang’o is among the wealthiest radio presenters; just from his sleek rides and numerous endorsements. His richness has however been questioned after he found himself in the middle of the scandal. According to Edgar, Jalang’o is also part of the crew involved in the multi-million wash wash business.

Jalang’o Speaks

But Jalang’o is taking none of this. Speaking on Kiss FM, Jalang’o strongly denied involvement in it. He goes ahead to explain his sources of income.

”For the first time in my life, I had somebody questioning what I do. If you really follow me and know what I do, even the person writing about me as a fraud knows that they are lying…

As we speak today, I think I’m a brand ambassador to almost five top brands… To make it even crazier, per week I do like 3 to 4 events; club appearances and all, which are paying very well…You can accuse me of anything else, but not my integrity and what I do for a living…”

Jalang’o continued to reiterate that he really works hard for his money and doesn’t deserve to be involved in such a scandal.

“If only I knew…” Radio King Jalang’o reveals why he regrets posting his daughters on social media

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He came from the village and ensured he hustled harder than any other person; and years later – Jalang’o has managed to bag the life he had always wanted for himself and future offsprings.

For those who don’t know, Jalang’o has a first born daughter known as Salika from his first marriage-trial with ex, Cheptoek Boyo.

Jalango with ex wife

Just like most first time couples, things did not work out between them; and life forced them to part ways hence coparenting which seems to work great as both Jalas and ex wife continue to be supportive friends.

Radio king meets new wife

Anyway about 3/4 years after Salika was born, daddy Jalango met a new lady (current wife, Amina Chao) who also welcomed a baby girl – a year or two after settling down.

Jalango with daughters

Being a protective father, the radio presenter rarely parades his babies online; expect for the one time when he took his girls out for lunch. This is the very first time we got to meet his daughter with Amina; and boy does she look like Salika – but a light skin version.

Judging from the photos it was obvious to tell that this blended family lives in harmony; and if anything his girls are actually best of friends.

Regrets of exposing his daughters

However speaking a day after Father’s Day, Jalango for the first opened you about to reveal why he regrets showing off his kids through social media.

In a detailed talk with one Kamene Goro, the fella went on to say;

Salika with dad and small sister

I actually regret posting my daughters on social media. One, I don’t know if that is what she would have liked, two, for her privacy’s sake.

Well, the fact that he is also a well known man Jalang’o went on to add that he doesn’t want his kids to be treated different just because of their dad.

He concluded by saying;

And three I don’t want people, her teachers to treat her differently cause she is Jalang’o’s daughter.

Who’s laughing now! Jalang’o opens up about girlfriend who dumped him for living in Mwiki, Kasarani

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Media personality Jalang’o has lived and seen it all. Before the fame and money the radio King was just another hustler trying to make ends meet; and back then – some women were just as greedy as those of today meaning they all wanted self made men with money and living good.

Jalango tbt

Unfortunately for Jalango, when he started dating a Nairobi lady – things had not looked up for him; as he had just debuted his ‘brand’ through comedy and was living off small Cheques.

At this point, the lifestyle he could afford was that of a bachelor paying at least ksh10,000 to Ksh15,000 one bedroom in Mwiki; and his then girlfriend could not stomach this.

Felix Oduor aka Jalango

Speaking about his experience with a diva girlfriend, Jalango recently opened up to co host Kamene Goro; narrating how one of his exes dumped him for living in Mwiki.

Jalango recounts breakup

From what Jalang’o says is that the girl left because of where he was living back then

 She asked me where I live and I told her Mwiki. She told me she has never been to Mwiki and doesn’t know Mwiki and will never ever know Mwiki.

Flashback Friday! Back when Avril and Jalango were an item

Adding;

She told me she has released me and maybe I would find my soulmate huko in Mwiki.

And just like that Jalango was left for living a cheap life; only for him to be ranked among the richest media personalities barely 10 years later. So wait, who’s laughing now!

Jalang’o Opens Up On How The Boys Club Drama Costed Him (Video)

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The Boy’s Club ‘sex scandal’ caught Jalang’o and his boys unawares after being exposed on blogger Edgar Obare’s Instagram. The scandal involved a group of men who allegedly discussed sexual escapades, oftentimes even sharing full photos of their “conquests”.

The group was accused of sleeping around with different women and ‘comparing notes’ in a WhatsApp group. The scandal was trending for sometime and got Jalang’o in hot soup with his wife and his clients.

The expose ranked Jalang’o as the guy who has slept with many girls. It’s believed that the boys club had rented a number of apartments in Nairobi where they take their “Mpango wa Kandos” to have a good time, drink booze and dance the night away.

Fake Friends

Now, Jalang’o has opened up on how the drama costed him friends and gigs. Speaking on Kiss Fm; he said;

”It is just a week. Stories of Boys club has just been written… This thing will take so many people to actually understand what the truth around this thing was… Just within that time, that was the time I lost my job at Milele. Guys linked the boys club drama with losing my job…

And I got a client who called, and cancelled me and told me, this story is too much. I also got another client and they said, it’s too hot, we’re pulling out… Those two who left are begging to come back… Friends at that time told me things. Mi nikawaambia ni sawa tu…”

Watch his video below;

Is this why she is single? Jalang’o left disappointed after watching Kamene Goro cook Ugali (Video)

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Kamane Goro is hot. But I feel like she needs to shed off her current weight as she is starting to look a bit too big; but again – come to think of it, she prefers to order in food every now and then…. and the results are starting to show.

Away from that, Kamene Goro recently revealed that she is not so good in the kitchen and we’re not surprised. I mean, she is from group of schools and judging from how neat her nails look; Kamene is definitely not the type to wash or clean.

Speaking to Jalang’o in a new clip shared by the comedian cum radio king; Kamene is heard confessing that she has only made ugali twice in her life; and in those two times – her guests complained that the ugali was uncooked.

Kamene Goro’s short dress that has sparked a debate online

Jalango schools Kamene in the kitchen

Unless the clip was rehearsed or scripted, it’s obvious to see that honestly Kamane d doesn’t know her way around the kitchen.

This is after she tried to show Jalang’o how she makes her ugali; and the reaction we get from Jalas – is that of a disappointed man. Seeing how horrible his cohost is at cooking; Jalas takes it upon himself to teach the lady some of the tips used to make ugali; and trust, Kamene wasn’t the only benefiting from Jalang’os lesson.

But again, they say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach; so does this explain why Kamene is still single – despite being so fine? Watch the video below.

Don’t Accept To Pay Bills For Men!- Jalango’s Advice To Women

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Women being given equal opportunities in the current generation should also be applied in cost-sharing with their partners. Although the fact that men being sole providers has been normalized, some women have been able to chip in; especially single mums.

Why Women Shouldn’t Pay The Bills

According to radio presenter and comedian Jalang’o, women should not be paying bills for men. He claims that the current society has made men lazy because some women tolerate men who can’t pay bills. Speaking at Kiss FM alongside Kamene Goro, Jalang’o explained;

”…You pay bills for men, then come here and start complaining. It is you women who have brought up a breed of men who are comfortable… It’s not a habit that I’m creating. I’ve always told you that where I come from, I don’t know women who pay bills for us and I don’t accept it. But then there’s a breed of women who have constantly and heroniously and periodically just decided that…

Why are you paying bills for men? Ask yourself, why have you accepted to remove your money to pay for a man bills?”

I bet Jalang’os advice will suffice to a good number of women.

Kamene Goro, Churchill, Dj Joe Mfalme Celebrate Jalang’os Birthday With Elating Message

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Comedian and radio presenter Felix Odiwuour, better known as Jalang’o (Jalas) is celebrating his 39th birthday today. Jalang’o has recently been praised by most Kenyans for helping the poor. He was the one who initiated the contribution for actor Omosh. He raised over Ksh 1 Million for him. Jalas has also been raising funds for those seeking monetary medical assistance.

Anyway, Jalang’o has received birthday wishes from his fellow celebrities with some praising him for the good job he has been doing.

Best Birthday Wishes!

Churchill and Jalas-Google

Kamene Goro showered him with gifts and wrote;

”Happy Birthday to the best Co-host ever!!!!!!!! @jalangoo”

Mwalimu Churchill wrote;

”Ambia the real @jalangoo something Big..
Because it’s his Big Birthday today ..
Heavy J….
We love you so much…
Go big or Go home..that’s what you always say.
Twende kazi.”

Dj Joe Mfalme;

”Mr @jalangoo as you turn a year older personally i would like to appreciate you for what you have contributed towards the success of my career. From client recommendations to the events you have given me,i’ll be forever grateful for your support. Happy Birthday Bossman ????????”

Jalang’o is yet to cut his birthday cake but I’m sure it’s a big one. Happy 39th Jalas!