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Huddah says Kenyans complaining about cost of living just need to earn more

Posted on March 21, 2023 by Ozymandias

Huddah Monroe is back to her vapid ways but this time, we can’t say she’s wrong… I mean, her statement is dumb and distasteful but she’s not wrong!

For some reason she decided to bless us with her 2 cents regarding the cost of living protests that were held on Monday, 21st March 2023 and according to her, they are of no avail.

‘I Once Dated A Makanga’- Huddah Monroe

Huddah feels like the Kenyans complaining about what is happening needs to be addressed as a challenge to raise one’s income rather than complain about existing taxes. And I know that sounded smart to your girlfriend because she too is a bimbo.

The problem with this solution is that it doesn’t address the underlying source of the socio-economic pressure: government spending. You see, we are being taxed because of loans our “leaders” took.

Huddah’s pregnancy was not real

A result of one particular loan we went to beg for was to be told that the government had to pull back any subsidies they had extended to Kenyans to cushion us from tough times. Huddah would know that this means that regardless of how much you earn, you cannot tax a country into prosperity.

And so she would know that while her advise is solid; find ways to increase your income, governance can cut what you own and make it worth less by piling on taxes as it has been doing to the common mwananchi.

Only foolish women would listen to Huddah’s relationship advice

And this is why I regret asking where the celebrities were while Kenyans were demonstrating. If Huddah is opening her mouth to role-play Marie Antionnette then I’d rather she remained silent.

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Only foolish women would listen to Huddah’s relationship advice

Posted on March 1, 2023March 1, 2023 by Ozymandias

Have you noticed Huddah Monroe has been dispensing a lot of relationship advice? I don’t think she appreciates the irony in the fact that a rumoured heaux is busy telling women what is and what isn’t kosher in relationships.

Huddah breaks the internet with n*ked photo, leaving no room for imagination (Photo)

Never mind the fact that she has never truly been in a relationship that was public -because no man in his right mind would ever claim her as his. Not even claim her as his mistress.

So why is it Huddah Monroe is confident enough to give advice? Well, it all boils down to delusion. She thinks that because men would want to sleep with her and many a man has indeed sold his inheritance for the chance to woo and sleep with her, this means she is a high-value woman.

Huddah reveals annoying question – a man should never, ever ask while on a date

And so she talks down and both men and women and gives them daft advice like the time she said it was dumb for a man to ask what a woman brings to the table.

And what would she know about that? When she is in Dubai, it isn’t because she’s with her man -although she’s with men. Huddah doesn’t have much to teach women about relationships and marriages.

Huddah is right about dating rich men

If we were discussing businesses, then I would be a hater to claim she has nothing to teach. Afterall, she runs a successful cosmetics business.

The thing here to always remember when socialites and trollops like Juddah give advice is that single women keep women single. It is not in their benefit to give you great advice. And they lack the experience to teach others how to maintain their relationships.

Why is Huddah surprised Wahu and other celebrities look down on her?

When you think about it, the question is an important one. You as a woman are looking to get into a serious relationship so ofcourse a man would want to know which qualities you have that would add quality to his life. Something that he can look forward to if he were in a relationship with you. But if you listen to the vacuous Huddah, she’ll have you think that’s a daft question.

In the same vein, you too would want to know what a man brings to the table because empty hands don’t get licked. It really does go without saying that for you to be in anyone’s life in such a capacity, you must bring something in exchange. Life is give and take. That is how you get a healthy, balanced relationship.

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Huddah is right about dating rich men

Posted on September 16, 2022September 30, 2022 by Ozymandias

Huddah Monroe is like that broken clock: it is useless save for twice a day. And with that said, I must admit that on this one she is right on the money.

Huddah Monroe gives dating advice for low value women

You see, the international trollop recently decided to tell all the women who dream about dating and marrying a rich, high networth man who will be their prince charming the following:

”Rich men have no time to love you. Lol! It’s all about choices. What rocks your boat? Need for money or need for love?”

Before we go further into why I agree with Huddah, I would be remiss to not point out that there is a difference between a high networth man (rich/ wealthy man) and a high value man and if you need an indication of the same, look to your rich kid friend who has to buy affection.

Huddah Monroe doesn’t want to be held accountable for her thottery

Now let us proceed. Madam Monroe is known to have slept with men for money. She herself made those admissions saying she was done. Whether or not she is done is a matter for her and her gynecologist.

Her past lifestyle and career has put her in the vicinity of both high networth and high value men. Some of them simply used and discarded her, others probably fell inlove with her. The wealthy men who are simps that is. But at the end of the day, unless they inherited their wealth, they have to keep managing and growing it which means they are busy.

Huddah Monroe reveals millions she has been minting from her X-rated Onlyfans online account

The same can be said about the high value men Huddah Monroe was with. They focus on their mission. Either way, they do not have alot of time to waste on sex and women. You either fit into their life or they are on to the next one.

That is something alot of socialites and “influencers” aren’t accustomed to dealing with actually high networth nor high value men. That is why madam Boss and Boss Babes come back after being used and they are discarded until the next man with a fetish for them and their bodies hits them up.

Monkey business: Huddah Monroe playing herself by attacking Joe Muchiri

And what if you’re not a bimbo? What if you’re a normal, balanced girl who wants a high value man? Well, make peace with the fact that you’re going to only ever going to share him with his mission and his businesses or career.
Huddah Monroe is not wrong. The type of men who are powerful have to maintain their power. Success after all is owned by no one and rent (the hard-work you put in to grow it) is due every morning.

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Huddah Monroe’s rumoured troubles in Dubai remind me of famous drug mule socialite who landed in Ghanaian jail

Posted on June 24, 2021June 24, 2021 by Ozymandias

Before getting into Huddah Monroe and her problems courtesy of the Yahoo Boys she got herself involved with, allow me to recap because to be honest, I had no idea who this socialite was until a mentor of mine enlightened me.

Alaa Alaaaar! KoT refuse to keep calm after learning why Huddah is stuck in Dubai

So apparently back in the day (I think I was in primary school back then) Ghafla was big on “promoting stardom and fighting boredom”.

And while they were busy supporting the launch of Huddah Monroe and Vera Shikwekwe Sidika’s rise to becoming trollops, another socialite came onto the scene and her name was Pesh.

After socialite Pesh, Yet another Kenyan model is arrested trying to smuggle cocaine into Nigeria

She was built in Shikwekwe’s mould of being a well-endowed woman with a huge derriere. And she had a meteoric rise to fame.

Then she started hanging out with shady Nigerian businessmen -doesn’t that sound similar to Huddah Monroe’s journey? She was the life of the party and always had the bottle service.

Friend narrates how curvaceous Kenyan socialite Pesh ended up serving 10 years in a Ghanaian prison

And she ended up paying the price. She wound up getting pulled into the drug trade and she is currently a guest of the state in ghana. Yup, Pesh is currently incarcerated in Ghana after she was caught at the airport trying to traffic drugs.

Huddah Monroe should have paid attention to this nonsense. She took very long to get caught up in Hush Pappi and his associates’ nonsense. But the bell has finally tolled for her and she is rumoured to be under house arrest in Dubai.

Huddah Monroe gives dating advice for low value women

Only time will tell if the price she will be asked to pay for trolloping with Yahoo Boys will be as steep as her compatriots but I know I am going to be here to form an opinion on Huddah Monroe’s situation as it unfolds.

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Huddah Monroe gives dating advice for low value women

Posted on February 23, 2021 by Ozymandias

Huddah Monroe is giving relationship advice. Let that sink in. The women who once revealed that she used to sleep with wealthy old men for money is now telling women what they should or shouldn’t go for in men they hope to have relationships with.

Huddah Monroe doesn’t want to be held accountable for her thottery

Huddah Monroe is telling women who have no experience at selling their body or lewd images of it (she has an only fans account) how to select for and vet the men they will eventually pair bond with and wouldn’t you know it, she is telling them to select for physical features.

Basically, if you’re subscribing to the Huddah Monroe philosophy of life, you really shouldn’t be talking about settling down. But if you are thinking of quitting the heaux game, then her advice is sound. Select your partner in such a way that you remove the guys with six-pack abs and instead replace them with fat, old men.

Huddah Monroe reveals millions she has been minting from her X-rated Onlyfans online account

Make no mistake about it, I am not judging you. Seeing as you have established that for you, marriage and relationships are transactional. That is all right. You have every right to frame your relationships as you see fit. Hell, this could actually benefit a specific type of man. That is the man Huddah will help you get. A John. A guy who has no qualms about paying for sex.

When Huddah Monroe opens her mouth, sometimes we are treated to a real live example of the fact that a broken clock is right twice a day. But more often than that, she is just an example of the need for silence so you do not prove to people how dumb you are. And make no mistake about it, this is a very low IQ take on relationships.

Huddah exposed for stealing Ksh 4 million from a ‘Mzungu’ in the name of helping orphans in Mathare

here is the truth of relationships, like teeth, men and women are not equal. Infact, not even men are equal to each other. That is life. However, they are complimentary. What that means is that a man will value something that his brother does not. He will get a woman who compliments him by providing that value. He has defined his relationship. They are happy together. Not even his brother can convince him otherwise.

At the end of the day, however, only low-tier women would consider Huddah Monroe’s advice. it is the advice given to women facing an existential crisis in the form of crushing poverty. A woman with options would ideally attempt to get the best of both worlds. Why stop at getting a high networth husband when he can be high value too? Unless ofcourse, you do not have access to such men?

¨Dating and f**king old rich men made me sick and tired!¨ Huddah Monroe confesses

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Huddah Monroe doesn’t want to be held accountable for her thottery

Posted on February 9, 2021 by Ozymandias

Huddah Monroe is a thought. I don’t think there is anyone in East and Central Africa not aware of the fact. She has actually been the one person doing the most to ensure her fame and reputation for the activities that would make her categorized as a heaux.

Finally! Huddah Monroe 2 months pregnant? She responds

When she first came onto the entertainment scene, it was as a video vixen who looked jacked up and skinny -that happens when you don’t have money and are starting out in a new profession. She even had teeth missing.

That is not how she made her name though. She made her name by creating Huddah as a brand of a lascivious woman who would not only post content that was overtly flirtatious but also straight-up nude pics. Add to that the fact that she actually came out to announce to the world that she used to sleep with old men for money and you can see why that reputation is like a stink that won’t go away.

Actually, what she said was,

“I wanna make one thing clear, I am not where I wanna be in life, but thank God I am not where I used to be. For me to take the decision that I wanna be independent and have seven businesses that I am running is because I was sick and tired of dating and f**king all these old rich men.”

Huddah Monroe reveals millions she has been minting from her X-rated Onlyfans online account

And now, she wants to get rid of that stench that she actively put on herself. So what now? Huddah only has herself to blame rather than focusing her energies outward towards the world. It is actually an almost hilarious situation if it weren’t so dire a situation.

Huddah is probably at a point in her life where she is meeting men who she wants to settle down with. She, however, cannot land these men because when they simply Google her names, whether it is Alhuddah Njoroge or Huddah Monroe, all that comes up are nude photos, links to Only Fans and her recounting her heaux escapades.

Huddah unveils scary photo from when she was drowning in drug addiction

So what can she do now that she wants to baptize the name and brand of Huddah? Well, for starters, she needs to go offline. Completely. No exceptions. Once she has achieved complete social media blackout, she needs to get into doing some CSR. By that I mean charity work.

And then she needs to continue to stay off social media because she will not win any war with her digital footprint. And she needs to come to terms with the fact that she created a monster of a reputation and that might never go away.

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Huddah reveals where she goes online when she wants to know all the nonsense happening in Kenya

Posted on May 16, 2019May 16, 2019 by Pauline Syombua

Which page or website do you go to whenever you want to know the latest happenings in Kenya?

For Huddah Monroe, she has a sweet source who gives her the latest happening in Kenya: Robert Alai. The socialite took to social media to share that whenever she wants to know the stupid things happening in the country, she checks the controversial blogger’s page.

Nonsense

We all know the type of content Alai posts on his page. It’s no what many feminists will particularly agree with.

Akothee and Victoria Kimani are many female celebrities that have had a chance to deal with Alai one on one after he shamed them online.

Robert Alai alongside fellow controversial blogger Cyprian Nyakundi have been first source of news happening around and revealing scandals.

‘Temptations ni mob’ Huddah changes ‘Funga Duka’ rules barely a week after announcement

Posted on March 11, 2019 by Pauline Syombua

Socialite Huddah Monroe has changed tune regarding her campaign urging women to avoid having sex with men who don’t respect them.

Last week, a lady sent her a message on Instagram narrating how her boyfriend cheated on her. Huddah went on to urge women to punish such men by not given them sex using a campaign dubbed “Fungu Duka.”

“Hey, guys so today I got a DM about a chick called Carol who has a boyfriend called Michael. So Michael has been cheating on Carol with multiple women. Can you imagine? Multiple women. Who do these men think we are carrying us like we are pieces of sh*t or something like that. So, guys, this is something I have been talking about for the longest time on my social media pages and I think it is high time we hold these men accountable for their actions. Hakuna venye hawa machali watakuwa wanatuchezea,” Huddah said.

Safe Sex

The Funga Duka campaign failed badly and now Huddah has changed her tune urging women to have sex but do it carefully. She confessed ever since she launched the campaign, she has been getting wet dreams.

“Kutoka nifunge duka usiku ni w*t d****s tuu… hii Funga Duka needs a solution! Solution ni watu wakuwe safe! You and your man check yourself before you get down to business! Just to make sure mko poa kabla akugee or umgee moja ya power.

“Temptations ni mingi huku nje1 Lool! Maboyz wanakaa fiti… unajipata unaskia kudishi kila msee. So juu kujicontrol inaweza kuwa noma… itabidi tukuwe tuu responsible! Just make sure unajicheck! Ama unajiprotect… Na life goes on. Meanwhile, Hii duka inakaa nitaifungua next week!” Posted Monroe.

While Vera is out here talking about Otile’s Cassava, Huddah lands major deal with Facebook

Posted on November 20, 2018November 21, 2018 by Pauline Syombua

Socialite Huddah Monroe continues to push her business ahead and avoid unnecessary drama unlike Vera Sidika.

The socialite has landed a major deal with Facebook after her brand Huddah Cosmetics was selected as the first social commerce merchant on Mula.

Excited

Cellulant has recently extended product offerings on its Mula payment platform to include Mula Shops – a simple and convenient online shopping experience for the rising number of micro-merchants (or Hustle-preneurs) on social networking sites. Mula Shops integrates Augmented Reality into the Facebook Messenger where customers are able to discover and try products before they purchase. Brands that leverage social media as platforms for e-commerce can now give their customers a world class one-stop shop service from trial, to payment and delivery, all within Facebook and Instagram. This is a departure from the current disjointed social commerce experience.

“No matter how you look at the future of innovation in Africa- the future is in providing a seamless experience in a space that is currently fragmented,” Cellulant’s Chief Product Officer Faizal Mirza stated.

Huddah was also thankful for the opportunity which will definitely make her company grow.

“I am excited to be the first Hustle-preneur to work with Cellulant and Facebook.” she said.

Huddah finally explains what happened to her tooth and how she managed to fix it

Posted on June 7, 2018 by Pauline Syombua

Kenyans had a soft laugh and a moment of fun awhile back after a rather shocking video of a toothless Huddah Monroe hit the internet. The video immediately went viral as Kenyans started comparing Huddah then and now.

The socialite has come out to share that she lost her tooth after an accident as a young lady. She added that money has made her happy since it helped her fix her grill.

New body parts

“These teeth cost lot and a lot of pain! Don’t judge anyone. I got an accident at age 14 lost all my front teeth. Did a whole HOLLYWOOD SMILE – Money can make you partly happy. Don’t stop hustling.” she said.

Fixing her teeth is not the only upgrade she’s done to her body. In 2016, she revealed that she got a boob job because she was insecure about her boobs. She has also done several surgeries on her body to stay curvy.