Tag: Gloria Kyallo

Here’s why Gloria Kyallo and Ken Warui’s relationship won’t last

Posted on by Ozymandias

Let’s get the clock going and counting down on the end of the relationship Gloria Kyallo and Ken Warui claim to be in. And it will be a savage ending when it finally does come to an end. Make no mistake about it, I am not a prophet of doom nor do I take pleasure in seeing a man be emasculated but I am a sensible man.

Gloria Kyallo boyfriend is the first victim of Kyallo Kulture

And Betty Kyallo’s younger sister is going to follow in her footsteps and get involved in a lot of useless and pointless relationships as well as flings and situationships that will damage her pair-bonding capacity but that is in the not-so-distant future.

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For the here and now, we can simply surmise that Gloria Kyallo and her bae aren’t equally yolked and he has already begun making mistakes that will eventually lead him down the path of humiliation and heartbreak.

“Lakini mkuu unafichwa kama bangi” Fans tell Gloria Kyallo’s boyfriend after publicly declaring his love for the young lady

The first mistake he has made is to treat his girlfriend like a star. You can see it in the way they interact. She walks like she should be worshipped and he is more than happy to be her groupie. What Ken needs to do is treat her like every other human being he relates with -unless he’s a spineless simp to begin with.

Ms Gloria Kyallo

Then there is the fact that Gloria Kyallo has already started hinting that she has put a clock on their relationship. When she was recently interviewed, she said he makes her feel good -for now. And she kept repeating this fact like she was communicating it to someone dense and she wants them to get the message -right now.

Gloria Kyallo is blaming the wrong person for Betty becoming fat

Why would you talk about it from that perspective? Why would you keep saying that you will continue to date mandem for along as he makes you feel good? That is not his job. It is up to you to make yourself feel good. He is not the court jester whose job it is to entertain you. And the fact that he has agreed to these terms is gutting me. Does he not have a father figure in his life to teach him this is not the way?

Gloria Kyallo

Then there is the fact that she actually said she’s still young. That for those of you who are initiated in the language of “character development” means that anything can happen and by that, she means that it will happen to you and not her and she will fall back on the excuse of her being young and wanting to lead a full life.

But once again, I cannot absolve Ken Warui of the blame entirely. He isn’t exactly focused on his mission which we can tell from the fact that he is willing to be Gloria Kyallo’s puppy. And look, I get it, we don’t know anything about them short of what we see from them on their show Kyallo Kulture and a few interview clips but those are enough for us to get a nuanced estimation of who he is and that is a simp.

Tick-tock, tick-tock. They will break up and she will be seen with a different man within minutes of dumping him. And he will change his ringtone to Bensoul’s hit, Nairobi.

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Gloria Kyallo boyfriend is the first victim of Kyallo Kulture

Posted on by Ozymandias

Betty Kyallo’s reality show has already claimed its first victim and that would be Gloria Kyallo’s boyfriend, Ken Warui. The funny thing is, I didn’t even have to watch a single episode to know this to be true. But hold your horses before you call BS on what I just said and I will explain to you why he’s a complete schmuck.

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And I am entirely referring to the manner in which he was treated and spoken to by his woman during the launch of the show on which she plays a supporting cast member. I was appalled to see him being treated like a groupie. I mean, he would open his mouth to respond to a question posed and she would interject to correct him and get him to say the appropriate response.

Gloria Kyallo

It was painful to watch the entire interaction between the two as Gloria Kyallo lorded it over the poor simp who was just happy to have his moment in her sunshine. He was smiling and beaming talking about her and she kept correcting him about the chosen topic and even revealed in a rather nuanced way that he is an option.

“Lakini mkuu unafichwa kama bangi” Fans tell Gloria Kyallo’s boyfriend after publicly declaring his love for the young lady

Ok, I lied, she flat out told him that he was was an option if he didn’t fit into her plans and schedule, he was toast. How do you think that makes him feel? Well, I’ll answer that for you, great because he’s a complete and utter simp! Blad doesn’t care because he thinks… No, he believes he is the luckiest man alive. That is why he is already talking about being engaged to her and she is checking him for that on social media.

Gloria Kyallo

I am no betting man but I am willing to put the house on the fact that when the show does start airing, we will increasingly see Ken Warui get emasculated and shut down. And this is going to be something he’ll have to live with. He will have to wake up in future and make peace with the fact that he was on international TV being emasculated.

Gloria Kyallo is blaming the wrong person for Betty becoming fat

And when he’ll be 30 and no longer with Gloria Kyallo (he will not keep her for much longer), he’ll have to make peace with the fact that no one will respect nor sympathize with him. Time will tell whether or not I am going to be proven right but I always bet on myself.

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Brian Kyallo’s statement about Betty Kyallo is very telling

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Brian Kyallo was absent from the launch of his sister’s reality TV show that will focus on their family but especially the sisters. Questions were inevitable about where he was and why he chose not to attend. However, what most people missed was the fact that his absence was a message in and of itself.

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You see, when you think of her reality show, a parallel must be drawn to Kim Kardashian’s show, Keeping Up Wit The Kardashians because it is designed in the same mold. And when you think of the show plus it’s audience, you realize that everything about it, from the aesthetics to the content is geared towards women. Men find existing on such a platform unbelievably difficult.

Betty Kyallo

Brian Kyallo knew that having his life under scrutiny is not something he would want nor would it help his cause (whatever it may be) in any way whatsoever. He was essentially going to be a clown for hire who would have to dance to the tune of the show’s star, his sister, Betty Kyallo. And make no mistake about it, the other two sisters are merely in a supporting role. No one is tuning in to see what Gloria was upto.

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This would mean he would have to at some point, demean himself for the sake of “drama and entertainment”. His statement about the entire spectacle was a succint explanation of where his head is at. He will not be bowing to the queen.

Perhaps there is a lot that went on behind the scenes but one thing I was informed of by a very close friend of mine and mentor is that this was a departure from who he was a few years ago when Betty Kyallo’s marriage to Denis Okari fell apart. He was rather vociferous in his defence of her. He wanted the entire world to know that the Kyallo clan was united behind her. What changed?

The Kyallo sisters finally giving fans access to their private lives

There could have been a falling out or he could simply have matured and realised that blind support, just like blind faith is a fool’s game. Life is not black and white or binary. There are a lot of nuances that exist and blindly supporting someone doesn’t make you an ally, it makes you a sycophant. And that is the type of title only a brain dead monkey would boast of having.

Betty Kyallo vacationing after her breakup with Nick Ndeda

Will he appear on the show? Perhaps but what would it benefit him to be involved and featured on a show that will essentially be about creating fodder for gossip? Does he want his life under such an increased level of scrutiny? Or perhaps he has come to the realisation that the real power, the real money is often shy of the limelight? Perhaps he would prefer to keep holding his cards close to his chest?

Or, and this is me donning my conspiracy hat, perhaps the Kyallo family doesn’t have much use for the men of it’s lineage. Perhaps like their father, he has been sidelined and he is tired of playing in his mother and sisters’ shadows? Wouldn’t that make for a juicy twist to everything? Or perhaps it is all because he has chosen to preserve his sanity and not have to deal with cameras in his face 24/7.

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