Following the Scandal involving DJ Mo, he was fired and has since not held a job. As if that weren’t bad enough, he has sat by and watched his wife star continue to shine brighter and brighter. And it’s high time he finds a job to not only regain his masculinity but save his marriage as well.
The sex scandal that he got himself embroiled in was more than enough to dent his career at Nation Media Group and since then he has failed to find a niche that suits him and reclaim his throne. As a result we have watched his star continue to dwindle.
DJ Mo and Ringtone exchange blows at Panari Hotel
Meanwhile, DJ Mo’s wife, Size 8, has seen her brand grow to Such great heights that not a month has gone by with her lacking endorsement deals. A gospel career to has been flourishing and she’s now an ordained minister of the church. It’s not only safe to say she’s the biggest superstar, but she’s also the breadwinner.
This means his marriage is treading very precarious ground. We get it men provide and protect and when a man can no longer provide his ego takes I hit. And someone comes in to recover. Muraya seems to be one of those. He seems to have accepted that his wife is now in the driving seat and all he seems to be doing is lounging. He’s gone from being an a name celebrity to being almost irrelevant. And I’m being nice.
Size 8 and DJ Mo 7th wedding anniversary
If DJ Mo wants to save his marriage if he wants to save his masculinity then he needs to get up and jump into action. Divorce data actually shows that divorce is more often and not likely when the wife begins to out on her husband. And he has been in this position for 2 years how much more time does he have?
Women are naturally hypergamous and this puts a clock on how much longer he has to keep calling Size 8 his “wife”. You need to stop joking about and actually get serious about a hustle something that he’s passionate enough about to build into a lucrative business.
Preacher Size 8
The only thing DJ Mo needs to have bearing on his mind is ” tick tock tick tock” the sound of a clock. Because when the bell tolls he didn’t ask for whom it peels.
Size 8 and Dj Mo seem to be hellbent on constantly feeding us with publicity stunts and this is not going to be an endeavour that pays for itself in any positive way. If any thing, they are going to suffer a net loss.
What do I mean? Well, the couple recently tried to convince the world that they were experiencing marital issues. They unfollowed each other and word leaked that they weren’t together.
Preacher Size 8 exorcising demons
Then Size 8 spoke up about what they were going through but first, she redirected people to her YouTube account which raised the question of whether it was a planned attempt at generating clout. DJ Mo just followed her limply like a good doggy.
And did they address the questions their fans had? Nope. Size 8’s explanation was flaccid. It amounted to “marriages experience issues and we found our way to work them out”. Like… You don’t say Sherlock Holmes!
But the problem with this is they are eroding any confidence their audience has in their brands. We are getting to a point where people are fed up of the unnecessary stunts and unnecessary alarming information.
And what will inevitably happen is that people will start doubting anything the couple has to say or share. And the part that affects them is that the advertisers will react accordingly.
DJ Mo has decided to step into the drama Willy Paul is bringing to his wife Size 8 and I am all here to see him react in this way. Why? Because a man must protect his wife and homestead and the way Pozze brought up the issues he had was wrong.
Just incase you missed it , allow me to recap what happened. Willy Paul found out he is still blocked by Size 8 on every platform and for whatever reason, he felt some type of way because they were apparently once close. So he decided to call her out and he did so in his signature abrasive way.
DJ Mo has sprung to his wife’s defence
And Size 8 decided to ignore the bullshit but her husband, DJ Mo, was having none of it and he shared a very simple but succinct message to Pozze, borrowing from a currently popular phrase in Kenyan lexicon saying, “Nitakufinya”.
DJ Mo is doing what he is expected to do: he is protecting his woman from someone who is known to escalate situations from simple and calm to high-stress situations. While Willy Paul might have reasons for feeling something about the way he was discarded, he broached the topic poorly.
Size 8 and DJ Mo celebrated their 7th wedding anniversary
If he has been blocked, then he could get his manager to reach out to Size 8 to try and reconcile. Instead, he blasted her on social media and called her out for not behaving like a proper Christian… Let that sink in -and what’s crazy is that he is actually right about that.
But DJ Mo, a man who has previously covered her in shame -when he was caught cheating on her with some below-average looking lady decided to engage him and make it clear Mkunaji’s antics are not going tolerated.
The internets have in up in a furore ever since Samidoh and Karen Nyamu’s relationship was revealed. The interesting thing about this is the fact that he has been married top his high school sweetheart for years.
Further intrigue was injected into their affair when Karen Nyamu decided to have a go at Edday Nderitu, the woman who could have potentially been her co-wife. And all Samidoh would do is sit on the sidelines and watch the madness devolve even further with the rest of us.
DJ Mo handled his affair horribly
Then there was Dj Mo who also had a monumental debacle of an affair. He was stupid enough to go for a lady who was less attractive than his wife and he completely made a fool of himself simping for this clande who eventually outed him and humiliated his wife.
What these two men did got me and my friends talking over the weekend and we realized that they clearly have not had a gander at the Cheaters Bible. And they haven’t been trained in the art of espionage that is infidelity.
And so I want to delve into the subtle art of cheating on your wife or girlfriend that you really need to understand if you have decided to be a complete scumbag And I need all of Samidoh and DJ Mo’s friends to pull them here to read how they can improve on the rubbish they did.
#1. Samidoh and DJ Mo shouldn’t ever publicly humiliate their wives
Women need their honour preserved. you do not do your dirt publicly. Keep it all private. That means that for you to be able to cheat on your partner and get away with it, you have to do everything possible to keep the affair clandestine. The name itself gives you all the rules of the game. It is called a clandestine affair, not the makachieth circus we have been treated to.
DJ Mo video calling Side chick
You keeping things private allows your partner to save face but also, plays on the rule (unofficial and unwritten) that women would rather share a dominant man than keep a faithful spineless one.
#2. Don’t jeopardise your resources
Samidoh and DJ Mo have both broken this cardinal rule. you see, if their paramours were their second wives, then spending money on them would have been forgivable. Instead, they would have been celebrated for being responsible men. But if you’re with a chipo you absolutely do not spend money on them. Bare minimum all you are allowed to spend is the money for fuel for your car, money for a condom and a few drinks. And even that is arguable.
When you end up sending significant amounts via Mpesa as Dj mo did or you decide to impregnate your affair partner, not even your ancestors will forgive you. You have jeopardised your children’s inheritance and that is something even your mother will be livid at you for doing.
Kikuyu Benga musician Samidoh
#3. Put an effort into keeping things discrete
DJ Mo and Samidoh broke this rule but that only means we must learn from their mistakes. Never ever allow an affair to go public. What you do is something informed by a famous wives tale; the more effort you put into hiding your affair, the more you love and care for your wife. The logic is pretty simple and straight forward. Sexual energy is a fact of life and testosterone is scientifically shown to make men’s sex drive overwhelmingly more than that of women. Men are naturally inclined to cheat but civilisation has tried to tame that.
But if Samidoh and his brother DJ Mo were smart, they would have done anything and everything to hide their clandestine moves. That might even mean getting a kabambe and not sending nudes.
This was the biggest failing of both Samidoh and DJ Mo. They failed to stand up for their partners when it counted. When Karen Nyamu began attacking Edday, Samidoh maintained sharap. When DJ Mo was outed by his paramour, he did not move swiftly to shut down the bullshit and stand by his wife. How is your partner supposed to defend you when her sisters and mother decide to disrespect you after your affair is outed?
Size 8 and DJ Mo are discussing domestic violence with regards to men who are assaulted by their partners and while on the surface this is a brilliant thing, the way they have gone about it has been the typical trash way the topic is addressed, doing more damage to the topic.
You see, men are bigger, stronger and faster than women. As a result of this, whenever domestic violence is brought up, the assumption is that men are the aggressors and women the victims even though scientific studies have found this narrative to be false. Infact, within intellectual circles, when discussing domestic violence, they do so referring to something called “gender symmetry” which is the understanding that that women perpetrate domestic violence at roughly similar rates as men.
DJ Mo and Size 8 mark 7th wedding anniversary
So when Size 8 and DJ Mo started talking about the issues, I thought this was a breath of fresh air. I thought that perhaps they would start having a constructive conversation around the fact that a lot of men suffer at the hands of their partners and this is backed by a U.S. National Family Violence Survey carried out by Murray A. Straus and Richard J. Gelles that found that 11.6% of women and 12% of men had experienced some kind of domestic violence in the last twelve months, also 4.6% of men and 3.8% of women had experienced “severe” domestic violence.
And yet when Size 8 and DJ Mo decided to address the matter, they turned it into a joke. It became a humorous telling of the fact that their friends know a neighbour of theirs who is routinely beaten like a drum by his wife. They laughed about the fact that the screams they hear are from a big burly man.
DJ Mo and Size 8’s shaky marriage
Size 8 and DJ Mo went on to blame the male victims of domestic violence asking whether they are drunks. Now, if we reverse the genders in their narrative, we would all be enraged. We would be talking about how they have shamed women in dangerous situations.
But Size 8 and DJ Mo are an example of just how callous society is to men’s needs. A man can be in a dangerous situation and we would all just laugh about it. That is why whenever we hear about Kikuyu women cutting off their partner’s penis, all we do is make jokes about the matter.
So maybe being upset at Size 8 and DJ Mo for the way they were discussing the topic is not smart. They are merely a reflection of who we are as a people and as a nation.
Kenya’s entertainment scene is choke-full with simps and Bahati, Daddy Owen and DJ Mo are a trio who best exemplify this fact. As a result, we have a popular culture and media that celebrates weak, spineless men who define themselves by how happy their partners are without ever thinking to find out what the difference is between social media happiness and real, everyday happiness.
Instead, of a culture that celebrates healthy takes on happiness, a culture that realizes that lying about being happy is bullshit as fake it to make it doesn’t work in that regard (I am looking at you DJ Mo), we have a culture that instead pedestalizes me who do not seem to have themselves as the focal point of their joy, men who are aware that they can be complete in and of themselves, entertainers who actually have a mission outside making m’lady happy.
Daddy Owen with alleged ex wife, Farida
As a result, there are very few men who are thought leaders for this new generation of Kenyan men. So whenever young Kenyan men want to look up to, they are forced to look beyond our borders and then our artists cry about the fact that they aren’t supported. It is much easier to support people you look up to than people who have nothing to offer you.
And while I could talk about the degenerates, today what we will instead focus on is the leaders of Kenya’s simp nation, DJ mo, Bahati and Daddy Owen. Let us look at their relationships and find out where they have gone wrong and how we can improve our own lots by learning from their nonsense:
Daddy Owen
Bashati who refuses to take leadership of his boma.
Bahati is not the type of man many can look up to because he refuses to take the lead in his relationship. It is a strange scenario we get treated to every time we see the couple together. Bahati is an orphan and understandably doesn’t know how a proper functional family unit operates but it is jarring to watch him refuse to learn and improve who he is. And as a result, he always defers to his wife’s opinions and decisions. Whenever the cameras are around and we see him stand for something, it is usually when he is throwing a childish tantrum and being a prick.
Size 8 and DJ Mo 7th wedding anniversary
Instead, what he should be trying to do is to identify a couple that has been happily married for longer than a decade and try to get the husband to mentor him. In this, we should also learn how to manage our personal relationships by setting boundaries and taking leadership. I truly hope you aren’t hearing this concept for the first time from a university student.
If ever there was a toxic philosophy that seems to have seeped into the skulls of men like Daddy owen and Bahati, it would be this. The idea that a man should sacrifice his ambitions and his interests for the sake of keeping his wife happy. The main problem with this is that it invariably leads to resentment either when the man is no longer able to get the sun and stars for their wives or if they finally realize their only utility to their marriage is keeping their wife happy.
Daddy Owen found this up when his finances dried up. His wife was out of there but not before tearing him down with her disrespect. Bahati is still yet to realize this but it is on the offing. As for DJ Mo, he decided to cheat because he realized he had put himself into a box that made marriage unsatisfying for him.
Pedestalizing women (who have dubious pasts)
Learn how to deal with relationships from a grounded perspective, not from some Disney understanding of life. You see, we are human beings which means we have our faults and cracks. The problem with some of you men is you see you celebrities place their women on a pedestal and fail to understand why this is an issue. If you put a woman on a pedestal like Bahati has done, like Daddy Owen did, you will end up with a partner who has no option but to look down at you. Now you are nothing more than a groupie and she is your goddess.
To make matters worse, it is clear that daddy Owen, Bahati and indeed, to some degree, DJ Mo did this with women whom they had not vetted. They had not bothered to take the time to understand how their partners’ pasts could possibly become a demon lurking in the shadows of their homes. Atleast on this one, Diana Marua (Bahati’s wife) has began opening up about her past in an attempt to deal with it.
Daddy Owen married a single mother, Bahati, a lady who had for a long time been the property of the streets. The same goes for DJ Mo. And what do we know about single mothers? Well, they are only an option for men who think they have found women who are too good for them. And it will end spectacularly badly.
DJ Mo, Bahati and Daddy Owen refuse to improve who they are as men.
These guys need mentors, therapy and to read up on modern-day realities of marriages. They need to hit the gym and more than anything, ensure they are investing heavily so their money never dries up. Entertainment is a fickle industry. When the fans decide you’re a has-been, that’s that for you. These guys need to stop simping and defining themselves as husbands, fathers and such solipsistic emotional bullshit and actually find out what makes them tick and how to define themselves from a perspective that wants them to be whole.
DJ Mo and Size 8’s marriage was rocked by infidelity rumours that were confirmed when his paramour decided to out him and share screenshots she had taken of their Whatsapp call that also featured a cameo from his exposed member that she hoped to impress her with. I know, that was some low IQ behaviour.
Anyway, DJ Mo and Size 8 seem to have decided to fix their relationship but from the outside looking in, it would seem to me that their relationship is not really being worked on. Instead, they have simply indulged their “hysteric bonding” by going on vacation and sharing photos of themselves looking all loved up. And that is very telling. After a marriage or relationship is rocked by such major issues, then what people need to do is to buckle down and handle the reality these issues are forcing the partners to confront.
Size 8 and DJ Mo beautifully mark 7th wedding anniversary
That means that Size 8 and DJ mo needed to go for counselling, they needed to go for therapy and they needed to keep these two things separate from their church and firmly in the hands of professionals. Instead, what they have done is to go out for a major, extended holiday in which they have been discussing nonsense like perhaps getting additional children. And that really is the smoking gun.
Often, when couples are faced with an existential threat, they try to go for hysteric bonding tactics such as getting a baby to try and salvage the situation. They even go as far as buying property together and I wouldn’t be surprised to see these guys make such a decision. And that is a huge problem.
Couple: Size 8 and DJ Mo
You see, the underlying issues, in this case DJ Mo’s lack of description, is still alive and kicking. They still have to deal with the issues that caused him to stray in such a low IQ manner but also, Size 8 needs to address the issues that make her less attractive to her man such as her weight gain.
They have not been honest in the manner in which they are addressing issues. So what happens now? Well, they will enjoy their holiday and then come back home to find the same situation and the same demons awaiting them. They will come back to find that perhaps, the cast will have been changed but the script will be the same. Same old bullshit, just a different day.
DJ Mo’s wife Size 8 and his side chic
And I get it, they are a celebrity couple who are aware that they are more valuable together than they are apart but at the end of the day, DJ Mo and his wife Size 8 need to understand that the real hard work to save their marriage will not be sexy and there won’t be any photo-ops for them to enjoy. It will involve asking and answering some rather uncomfortable questions. Maybe it is because of this knowledge that my mentors do not advocate for marriages or perhaps they are just flawed but at the end of the day, their sentiments echoed here are rather apt don’t you think?
The seven-year itch is probably a phenomenon DJ Mo and Size 8 have heard of. It is a term coined to explain why for a majority of marriages when the couple starts to run-up to the seven-year mark, all things seem to go to hell.
I had a very interesting chat with a mentor of mine who used to be a blogger I looked up to and he had some interesting insights in the matter. You see, according to him, the first thing we need to understand is that the emotion we know as love is a simple reaction that takes place in the brain to facilitate breeding. It starts off strong and then eventually disappears. That is why when poets talk about emerging from that emotion, they say the fog of love has cleared.
Size 8 and DJ Mo 7th wedding anniversary
Granted, if we are discussing evolutionary biology to better understand the case of DJ Mo and Size 8, then we would be remiss to not mention that certain species of animals (mammals and birds) do indeed mate for life, but they would be the exception rather than the norm and this is no how humanity evolved. The formerly discussed chemical reaction called love only lasts long enough for mating to occur, then for the children to progress beyond infancy and into toddlerhood. At this point, between the ages of 3 and 4, then the coupling animals move on.
This case is supported by studies into our behaviour that has found that “humans retain traces of this natural reproductive pattern. In more contemporary hunter-gatherer societies, women tend to bear their children about four years apart. Moreover, in these societies, after a child is weaned at around age four, the child often joins a playgroup and is cared for by older siblings and relatives. This care structure allows unhappy couples to break up and find a more suitable partner with whom to have more young.” –scientificamerican.com
DJ Mo and Size 8’s shaky marriage
So Size 8 and DJ Mo entered their union oblivious of the fact that they would be facing an issue at around the 4 year mark aswell as the seven year mark of their marriage as according to Wikipedia,
The idea of a seven-year itch puts a specific time on the generally observed phenomenon that data sets of married people show a rising, then a falling, risk of divorce over time. However, statistical results from these data sets are very sensitive to the statistical methods used, and such patterns may just reflect the method, rather than any underlying reality.
In samples taken from the U.S. National Center for Health Statistics, there proves to be an average median duration of marriage across time. In 1922 the median duration of marriage that ended in divorce was 6.6 years. In 1974 the median duration was 7.5 years. In 1990 the median duration was 7.2 years. While these can fluctuate from year to year, the averages stay relatively close to the seven year mark. Research from 2012 found that American divorce rates peaked after about ten to 12 years.
Gospel singer, Size 8
Studies from China of marriages between 1980 and 2010 found that divorce rates peaked anywhere from 5 years to 10 years after marriage, with more recent marriages (post-2000) being more likely to divorce after shorter periods of time.
So we have to accept the fact that like with every other married couple in Kenya, Size 8 and her man DJ Mo entered into their union blind. Also, there is the question of sexual partners they had prior to their marriage. According to studies, the more men a woman has been with sexually, the lower their marital satisfaction and higher the divorce rates.
These two factors alone should have been accounted for. Especially if the partners weren’t virgins. But what do I know about marriage?
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Dj Mo, Size 8’s husband, is going to play the role of the average Kenyan husband today. And what the stand-in we have because he has the low IQ that is the average of Kenyan blue pill fools who rush to marry their crush without giving any thought to how marriages actually play out.
Size 8 at this point would be playing the role pf portraying the old school wholesome wife who despite everything does her number one duty; protecting and preserving her idiot husband’s public image. You see, in today’s world, many a woman who has suffered the level of humiliation that Dj Mo has put Size 8 through wouldn’t even think of staying. Perish the thought. They would rather move on and start life afresh as single mothers who then routinely intimidate weak simps and white-knighting idiots every Fathers’ Day with nonsense about how they are long-suffering as a result of evil men (forgetting their role in creating the situation.
Gospel singer, Size 8
And on that note, I should be clear that this is not one of those articles seeking to absolve the feminine imperative of any responsibility. No, Size 8 and DJ Mo both contributed to the nonsense cake they now have to eat. However, Size 8 is doing her best to cover her idiot man’s shame.
And perhaps that is simply what one signs on for when you decide to date and/ or marry an idiot man but Çest la vie. And so the question must be asked, does DJ Mo really deserve his wife? Do Kenyan men really deserve such long-suffering women? well, yes. But only if they are as high value as DJ Mo. That is the only reason why Size 8 has decided to continue living with a man dumb enough to share actual dick-pics on platforms that can easily be screenshot. A man idiotic enough to trust that a clandestine lover, a Paramore has his best interests at heart. Dj Mo is the clown who even decided to discuss his wife’s badminton skills for us all to know -and apparently, she is as exciting as dunking his nads in yoghurt.
DJ Mo and Size 8’s shaky marriage
Anyway, women like Size 8 truly are a gem. DJ Mo could stand to lose his lucrative endorsements if she decided to leave him and air him out like Maureen Waititu did to her former beau and partner, Frankie Just Gym It. If anything, a contrast of the two females and their approaches to their marriages are the stuff of a great article that I will look into later. But all in all, a man who lacks the common sense to protect his woman from the level of scrutiny that his infidelity will open her to, a man who lacks the mental acumen to realize he shouldn’t humiliate his wife in his pursuit of carnal excitement definitely doesn’t deserve such understanding women but that is precisely who they will get because in this life, certain truth are inalienable such as dumb chodes and faithful women.
DJ Mo and Size 8 have agreed to attempt to salvage their marriage following allegations that were proven true that he was an adulterer who was caught up in a long term clandestine relationship. The other lady I would argue was nothing much worth risking his marriage for but perhaps it wasn’t about her looks but rather her bedroom bully antics.
Whatever the case may be, I personally wish them success on this new journey they have embarked on in their marriage but in truth, they have two major hurdles that must be addressed for them to find success at salvaging the marriage.
DJ Mo’s wife Size 8 and his side chic
For starters, we will focus on Size 8’s issues because they are the hardest to fix and will definitely be a major reason as to why DJ Mo chose to stray and that is getting her body in shape. If you think about it, DJ Mo is clearly not aroused by his wife anymore. Gone are the days when she was a lithe and nubile young girl. Gone are the days when her physique was the stuff that fuelled many a young man’s desire.
Understandably, Size 8’s body has changed. She is a mother of two of her husband, DJ Mo’s children. Childbirth changes a woman’s body and evolutionary biology mitigated this by giving husbands something we will colloquially call “husband goggles”. Women meet men, get married and have children (ideally) and when that happens, men begin to view their wives differently;y from how other men do. It helps in pair-bonding long enough for them to raise children together.
Samuel Muraya aka DJ Mo
However, as Size 8 found out with DJ Mo, there is a limit for this. And the truth is, regardless of what mouth feminists yell at the top of their lungs, men are visual creatures so it is incumbent upon wives to maintain their husband’s attraction. Actually, to be fair, that is something both parties should strive to do. Size 8 needs to hit the gym. She needs to get her body banging. DJ Mo is not exactly a physical specimen but he has the fact that he is tall and lanky going for him. Size 8 needs to step up her sexual marketplace value inorder to safeguard her marriage.
With DJ Mo, he needs to address the fact that he has impulse control issues. Cheating, by and large, is a function of poor impulse control as the adulterer sees an opportunity to have sex with someone other than their partner and they risk their relationship, marriage, standing in society for a fling. Make no mistake about it, it is a sign of other deeper issues between the pair. DJ Mo chose to risk his marriage and even went on to speak disparagingly about Size 8’s sexual ability. And for him, the only solution I would suggest would be therapy because I doubt he has the patience to be introspective long enough to actually heal himself.
Reconciling couple, DJ Mo and Size 8
As you can see, the pair of them face an uphill task inorder to save their marriage but I doubt they will get the right advice. I would actually bet the house on DJ Mo being advised to be more discreet and not a complete knobhead and Size 8 being advised that she is “beautifully and wonderfully made” which will only serve to make infidelity the norm for them as is the case with many Kenyan couples.
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Afew months ago, I mentioned that DJ Mo and Size 8 were doing themselves a disservice by maintaining their participation on their reality TV series, Dine With The Murayas. What informed my thinking was the fact that if they were doing well, then some imp somewhere was not happy about the fact and would soon attempt to assail their fortress.
Actually, my take on DJ Mo and SIze 8 wasn’t as poetic as all that, what I had actually said was:
Size 8 and DJ Mo
“We have to stop and ponder as to what Size 8 and DJ Mo are doing to their union just for the sake of views. Is their reality show an accurate depiction of their union or is it a troll for the sake of views and eyeballs? That is the question I find myself asking as I read reports that their marriage is on the rocks, scandalized by allegations of infidelity on DJ Mo’s part. The allegations have always surfaced periodically with the last time, it being alleged that DJ Mo had compromised his marriage and though the whispers came from seemingly credible sources, Size 8 decided to save his face and agreed to salvage their marriage.
You see, whenever you see couples open up their lives like Size 8 and DJ Mo have done, things more often than not do not end up at the “happily ever after” part. It has a lot to do with the pressure that comes from prying eyes. That pressure makes people approach situations without any aspect of vulnerability nor how they normally would were they behind closed doors. You see, if you’re in a similar situation as the couple, if you were going to breakdown and have an emotionally naked conversation, you can’t for fear of how the audience will perceive you.
DJ Mo
Also, another thing to note is the fact that DJ Mo is a man in his prime and that is always something that would put strain on his marriage with Size 8. Now add to that the fact that the added attention he is getting from women who watch their show and see him do nice things for his wife and pre-selection gets put on a steady diet of steroids and women of all walks of life and shapes bumrush him with their attention, unwanted or otherwise.”
And boy did my words come good. At this point I am beginning to think that I just might be a seer, soothsayer or prophet of some sort. Ofcourse I am not but my take on things, often grounded in logic seems to have a knack for coming true.
DJ Mo and wife, Size 8
And now, here we find ourselves and the question I had previously asked has been answered:
Size 8 and DJ Mo are going to fight for their love. And while they are selling this as a romantic decision, I would argue that it is not. You see, DJ Mo went on his social media to cry us a river with this soppy message:
This is my wife @size8reborn
Nothing will change till I die , the mother of my children and the foundation of my family ❤️…There’s so much I can say. I will not run or hide …
We’ve had our ups and downs .While reprehensible, the human me is beyond the battle, and I don’t think there can ever be a better moment to say I’m sorry and I love you ❤️ . God chose me for you, I know I drive you crazy at times, but you know nothing good comes without its share of problems…
Through the ups and down we have been together, you know I never back down from a challenge this is no exception. I am blessed to call you MY QUEEN no matter how big the distraction seems.
Together forever babe , LET the world know you my one and only …YOU COMPLETE ME ❤️…
HAPPY 7th Anniversary .
7years here we are ????????????❤️❤️❤️❤️ #themurayasAt7
Feuding couple, DJ Mo and Size 8
But I would argue that there are more -let us say, pragmatic reasons as to why DJ Mo is going to be forgiven and the couple will continue to push their marriage brand. And I would argue love has nothing to do with the reasoning behind their decision. Let us delve into the logical reasons why Size 8 really had no choice but to double down in her marriage:
One of the most difficult decisions Size 8 has had to make in her entire life was whether to stay with DJ Mo. And the fact that the couple has been blessed with two children is a major factor in her making the decision to stay.
You see, DJ Mo cheated with some random trollop and this humiliated his wife. However, Size 8 knows that should she pull the trigger on her marriage like Maureen Waititu did, she will more than likely end up single. And no man worth his salt wants a woman with two children unless ofcourse, he has his own brood that he would bring to blend into a family. Size 8 knows that were her marriage to DJ Mo to come to an end, she would struggle to move on with her life and find a stable committed relationship.
Truth is, this is a heavy fact to come to terms with but I think it also is a smart decision.
Their brand as a couple makes money.
DJ Mo and wife, Size 8
Let’s face it, Size 8 is aware that the most valuable aspect of her brand is the wife/ mother image she so carefully cultivated. Together with DJ Mo, they are also seen as the go-to stable Christian celebrity couple and they are known to be the guys who often counsel other relationships such as that of class clown Bahati and his wife. So yeah, sticking together is more lucrative than splitting up. And who knows, if they can work through this, it will solidify their image that much more as now they will be an authority on matters surviving infidelity.
Let’s face it, Size 8 will struggle to get a guy as solid of a catch as her husband. He is both high net worth and high value. Were she to decide to leave her man, she would likely have to compete with the dregs of low value men regardless of their net worth. These would be men she would struggle to find arousing and stimulating. And as one of my mentors once explained to me, “women are willing to share high value men rather than have a faithful low-value man all to herself”.
She allegedly has a past.
Kenyan gospel minister and artist, Size 8
Yup. Apparently, Size 8 has a history that allegedly involved her nearly becoming a second wife to the point where that man’s family nearly came to an end. That situation only came to an end when that man in question was given an ultimatum by his wife and he decided to let go of Size 8. Perhaps DJ mo knew about this. Perhaps he didn’t and this was just a case of the universe finding equilibrium but one can see why she would be compelled to be more understanding if indeed she could recognize the situation from her past.
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Following DJ Mo’s infidelity scandal, I think this is an opportune time for me to give you all a refresher course on how to get away with cheating because you Kenyan men are clearly lacking both common sense and decorum when it comes to how they handle their affairs and infidelity.
DJ Mo is currently under the societal microscope after his buffoonery led to some unforgivable blunders that resulted in him getting caught up in a scandal with a trollop based in the Middle East. And what is worse is that he was not only betrayed but his wife too was humiliated.
Size 8 reborn is having issues with her husband DJ Mo following his sex scandal
And as a result, we find ourselves here once again, with me trying to browbeat some sense into you and your friends so you stop getting caught up and tripped up by stupid mistakes. We are not gathered here to discuss the morality of the action of infidelity but we are gathered here because of our mutual understanding of the pragmatic need to hide any wayward activities one might engage in. Because let’s face it, no one here wants to experience what DJ Mo did. So let us delve into the subject matter with vigour:
This should be the first rule out of common sense. You never use your personal phone to sweet talk and sext. That is an amateur mistake. You need to know that phone is always subject to scrutiny. So what you do is get a trap phone that you keep hidden in your car.
Size 8 reborn who looks better than DJ Mo’s affair partner
2. Don’t alter your behaviour
Stop changing things like your cologne, stop switching your schedule and stop altering your behaviour. you simply act like everything is normal. And that is easy to do when you’re in control of the relationship.
3. Don’t send Mpesa
One of the easiest ways for men -especially married men- to get caught, is by sending Mpesa to their lovers. Now all she needs to do is to provide that trail to your partner and your goose is cooked.
DJ Mo and Size 8 in happier days
4. Stop sending nudes
Do I really need to explain this?! Can you not see how much drama this particular stunt has caused DJ Mo? He cannot even go on the offensive to defend himself otherwise, he risks having his pecker leaked online.
At the end of the day, we need to understand that unlike DJ Mo, we aren’t trying to bring shame to ourselves and our families. The best option to take when the urge to stray bites is for you to simply not. But if the urge grows beyond your capacity to handle it, then surely, it is our responsibility to ensure we do not get caught.
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DJ Mo is having a rough time after he was revealed to be a man who dibbles and dabbles in infidelity. The issue at hand is not that he was shown to be a man with flaws but rather that he was a man who claimed to be a man of God. He claimed to be a representative of his faith. And that is why people are really having a go at him.
For the longest time, DJ Mo and his wife Size 8 were seen as a power couple give that they had managed to find a to grow their brands and even get a fantastic net worth given that they both did not come from wealth. They were couple goals. They were the couple gospel artists would run to for help with their own marital problems. And when they began to play-act like they were having fights and it was all for the ratings of their NTV “reality TV drama”. Unfortunately, as some would argue, they opened themselves up to bad energy from the universe.
A photo collage of DJ Mo, Size 8 and his lover
Anyway, while all around him seems to be dragging him down the ocean of darkness as his emotions deluge forth, there is a very bright silver lining that he might not be of the frame of mind to appreciate that fact right now but he eventually will: he will get to see who his real friends are. For is it not said that adversity brings clarity?
DJ Mo messed up. He got caught with his hand in the cookie jar and what is even worse is the fact that the evidence that was used to convict his guilt was created by him in what was a not so intelligent moment of his life. He was clearly not thinking with his coconut but rather with his little head. And as we know, that little head is often only focused and preoccupied by two activities and he wasn’t pissing.
Gospel Dj and icon DJ Mo who is dealing with a sex scandal
Make no mistake about it, he will be the target of a lot of his current and former friends as old and new enemies will emerge to mock him and get their seven chuckles in. There is no issue with that really as schadenfreude is a viable human emotion but the problem is that most of these guys will try to kick him while he is down. But then there are those few who will silently reach out to him to see how he is doing. There are those who will reach out to his woman and attempt to reconcile the two. Often such endeavours of assistance are silent, preferring to do their work away from cameras and not trying to grab headlines for themselves.
Guys like Bahati who are always hungry for the spotlight are currently shouting from the rooftops some bullshit mantras but that is not real help. And it is up to those around DJ Mo and he himself to protect his energy and that of his family from attention heaux. But all in all, he will get to see who his real friends are.
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I was just minding my own business, not thinking about DJ Mo and Size 8 when I came to a rather enlightened realization: women are their own worst enemies. You see, DJ Mo is said to have cheated on Size 8. There are plenty of reasons why a man would cheat on his wife. Chief of which could be the fact that Size 8 no longer takes care of herself. You see, she gave DJ Mo the opportunity to have progeny and that changes a woman’s body. Especially since she gave the man 2 children to continue his lineage and they reportedly lost one.
The problem with most Kenyan women is that they get children and stop trying to look arousing to their partners. Unlike Corazon Kwambokwho has been putting in the work to remain sexy for her man Frankie, perhaps that is why DJ Mo decided to cheat with an unattractive woman who has a banging body. Whatever the case may be, he cheated and now they have to deal with the ramifications as a couple and as a family after the affair partner decided to leak all the details to Edgar Obare.
Feuding couple, DJ Mo and Size 8
Or perhaps it is simply the boredom that usually sets in after a man has had enough of his woman. He has eaten her fruit of the loom in every bedroom in the house, every nook and cranny in the places they have visited and every position conceivable to man. So what happens with a couple that is at this point? Society doesn’t really discuss such matters. Society doesn’t really address such matters pragmatically with most pastors, imams, counsellors and in-laws instead giving bullshit solutions that serve to do nothing other than encouraging wayward parties to cheat and keep things hidden.
However, there is one truth that though it remains unstated, it remains uncontestable: DJ Mo did not leak the information. Let that sink in, DJ Mo cheated but he tried to keep things hidden. Sure, he acted like a complete ninny but he tried as well as can be expected from some low IQ nitwit, but he tried.
The real enemy here is his affair partner. It was she, a fellow woman who decided to humiliate Size 8 by proxy as she attempted to make a name for herself through Edgar Obare and the fact that DJ Mo found her sexually arousing.
A woman decided that rather than reach out to Size 8 quietly and try to enlighten her about her husband’s activities, she chose to shock Kenyans with information that would completely destroy a lesser woman but Size 8 has mettle not common to most.
DJ Mo and Size 8’s shaky marriage
A woman decided to humiliate Size 8 by not only revealing that they did indeed have conversations about her with DJ Mo and he was not happy about her and her sexual prowess. Why would she have to reveal that fact? How does it further her cause? How did revealing what DJ Mo said about his wife do anything to further her narrative? She already had screenshots of DJ Mo showing her his junk so her revelation did nothing but serve to spite Size 8.
Women are indeed their own worst enemy. Let that sink in.
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Size 8 and DJ Mo have some serious marital issues that have cropped up. You see, previously, they were simply doing a small publicity stunt to create some buzz around their show. According to the plotline of their show Dining with the Murayas, the two were having petty, bullshit squabbles and they hadn’t realized that they were opening themselves up to real problems.
Size 8 just realized that she should have stuck to keeping her marriage private and not chased after the allure of fame and more money. You see, Edgar Obare dropped a gem on us in the form of screenshots from some lady who claimed and backed up her claims to have had an affair to DJ Mo.
Size 8 and DJ Mo
And while infidelity is a legitimate cause of divorce, more often than not, infidelity doesn’t result in a divorce. Women are more forgiving of cheating than men and while idiots will tell you it is because of the patriarchy, it is actually down to our biology. Men are geared to spreading their seed far and wide, women are geared towards choosing thing best man’s seed to procreate with. DJ Mo, however, went about it like the class clown.
And while your pastor, mother and feminazi have all suggested different seemingly logical reasons as to why she should leave her husband, I have the definitive and conclusive reasons why DJ Mo should be dumped by Size 8 and they are:
Size 8 and DJ Mo
The first reason is that he chose an unattractive woman to sleep with.
Women are willing to forgive a transgression on their husbands’ part if the affair partner is unarguably attractive. Women see a hot woman and while envy will rear it’s ugly head, even their friends will; tell them that it was clearly just about sexual conquest.
However, when the affair partner is less attractive than her as is the case between Size 8 and DJ Mo’s paramour, then all bets are off. A woman will teach you why the Bible states that hell hath no fury quite like a woman scorned.
Size 8 would be right to dump this clown because he shows poor judgment.
The second reason is the fact that he humiliated her.
My mentor once told me that women will be more forgiving if their shame is private. That is why most smart men keep their lovers hidden. Trust me, she knows you’re straying but she appreciates the fact that you bend over backwards to hide her shame. Instead of that, DJ Mo risked their marriage with a lady who is only attractive at midnight and when your drunk, and squinting really hard, and have had coitus for 7 years after being held hostage by al Shabaab.
All he needed to do was to keep his affairs silent. Not taunt the universe by having a storyline on his show about those very same affairs. Instead, he chose to thumb the universe’s nose and here we are. All he had to do was buy a goddanm kabambe phone, use a new line registered to a company or some random i.d card picked up from Odeon and he would have been Scott free. He should not have done video chats with her because common sense should have told him there is a possibility she would screenshot it. Or, you know, just use Telegram. Instead, he has publicly humiliated his wife.
Size 8 should dump this clown because he shows low IQ. (Too late seeing as he has passed on his genes).
The third reason is that he spent over one hundred thousand shillings on the unattractive affair partner.
Come on bro! Why would you, an entire celebrity, feel pressed to spend such mind-boggling sums of money on an affair partner who is so unattractive? At most, you should have paid for a drink or two, spent more money on paying off the guards to allow you to hook up in the parking lot and then you move on. Hell, she should have bought you the drinks. Her looks do not allow her to mooch off men and especially not off men of your calibre.
Size 8 should be livid because I am sure she usually gets asked to split the bill yet here DJ Mo is spending such a princely sum on an unattractive affair partner. But there is a silver lining, this should be a wake up call for her to actually go to the gym and lose her weight and get her sexy on.
Size 8 should dump this clown because he clearly has no financial acumen.
DJ Mo is not the only man who has been alleged to have cheated on his wife/ partner with a women less attractive than her. And it seems to be the trend for Kenyan celebrities and indeed, Kenyan men. They marry their idea of a “quality woman” then they go and cheat with a much less attractive woman and I have to question whether something in our water is making men dumber.
You see, Edgar Obare has come out and exposed several men of cheating on their partners and for some reason, whenever we finally find out who their affair partner is, I am often left feeling underwhelmed. So what to do? How are you supposed to deal with this sheer nonsense as a fan of some of these men? My heart is broken.
DJ Mo video calling Side chick
Yuck!
But this isn’t about just DJ Mo because as I said earlier, he is part of a not so exclusive club of men who smash sub-par women. So let us take a look at some of these men and let us ridicule their ignominious taste in women.
On this one issue, I think this photo speaks volumes:
You have to wonder whether DJ Mo suffers from some sort of optical impairment. Actually, the drop in aesthetic quality actually leads one to question whether or not DJ Mo is of sound mind. It didn’t make things better that he was also reported to have been talking smack about his wife’s conjugal capacity. But it is good to see that he is big on body positivity and for him, aesthetic appeal is not a barrier. Honestly, how else do you explain the fact that they were said to have had a dalliance since 2016?
Seriously though, on this matter, Heavy J was a bit of a let down. He was caught up in a scandal that involved him simping for different women and sleeping with a majority of them but the thing that caught my eyes was the fact that none of the women he was reported to have had some horizontal delight with were all unattractive. Especially when compared to his attractive wife. One has to wonder whether Jalas was just tired of being with an attractive woman so his curiosity led him to wonder what it was like bedding unattractive women.
Jalang’o, Irene Barungi (the alleged side chic) and Alex Mwakideu
Jalang’o’s partner in crime was caught up in a scandal shortly after the former’s. What that meant was that we got to find out about the fact that Mwakideu was allegedly sleeping with a former producer of his whom he had a long-standing affair with. And we were shocked to discover that she doesn’t hold a candle to his legal wife.
This idjot left his wife who is a young, nubile, petite PYT for Vera Sidika who has more mileage than a cross-continental truck plying the American continent. We have seen her with Otile Brown, we have seen her with Yommy Jones, a Nigerian yahoo boy who alleged that Vera Sidika was a trollop who galivants the globe looking for Johns. And now, we can see Vera Shikwekwe Sidika chilling and getting engaged to Vera Sidika, abandoning his nubile wife.
#5. Otile Brown
Otile Brown with lover, Nabayet
This guy was caught up in a scandal last year when he went out to perform in Germany where a lady came out claiming he was cheating on the woman he is always pining about and crying for, Nabii. It was hilarious to watch him attempt to distance himself from the saga especially given the mountain of evidence in form of screenshots that showed he was caught with his hands in the cookie jar.
One has to wonder whether the saying, “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder isn’t just some sort of rationalizing the fact that some men go for low hanging fruit. But in my opinion, these women are very unattractive. And in the words of someone I used to admire greatly, everyone has a right to an opinion, mine.
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We have to stop and ponder as to what Size 8 and DJ Mo are doing to their union just for the sake of views. Is their reality show an accurate depiction of their union or is it a troll for the sake of views and eyeballs?
That is the question I find myself asking as I read reports that their marriage is on the rocks, scandalized by allegations of infidelity on DJ Mo’s part. The allegations have always surfaced periodically with the last time, it being alleged that DJ Mo had compromised his marriage and though the whispers came from seemingly credible sources, Size 8 decided to save his face and agreed to salvage their marriage.
Size 8 and DJ Mo are the subject of a recent expose by Edgar Obare
According to Edgar Obare however, it is claimed that the two are currently in the same situation and the couple has even stopped following each other on social media. One has to wonder whether -if the rumours are credible- this is the end of their marriage and whether ndeed the pursuit for ratings and eyeballs on their reality show is what is causing all of this.
You see, whenever you see couples open up their lives like Size 8 and DJ Mo have done, things more often than not do not end up at the “happily ever after” part. It has a lot to do with the pressure that comes from prying eyes. That pressure makes people approach situations without any aspect of vulnerability nor how they normally would were they behind closed doors. You see, if you’re in a similar situation as the couple, if you were going to breakdown and have an emotionally naked conversation, you can’t for fear of how the audience will perceive you.
Celebrity power couple, Size 8 and DJ Mo
Also, another thing to note is the fact that DJ Mo is a man in his prime and that is always something that would put strain on his marriage with Size 8. Now add to that the fact that the added attention he is getting from women who watch their show and see him do nice things for his wife and pre-selection gets put on a steady diet of steroids and women of all walks of life and shapes bumrush him with their attention, unwanted or otherwise.
The fact that I mentioned earlier that they are no longer following each other on social media is usually a telling sign that things aren’t going well and it works well especially for millennial couples and younger, subsequent generations.
Anyway, I can only hope that if they are indeed having troubles in their marriages, they will have the common sense to take a step back from the audiences and cameras and focus on their marriage in privacy. Because let’s face it, we as young Kenyans -especially if you happen to be a gospel fan and Christian- really need this marriage to work out.
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Dj Mo and Size 8 have had their ups and downs like every other couple, with infidelity rumours and whatever other mundane issues that affect relationships but they both chose to tough it out and make it work. This fact makes them stand out from their contemporaries who have witnessed their marriages and relationships fail at every aspect.
So when we saw them get a TV show I wondered how they were going to sustain ratings given Kenyans are averse to wholesome content, instead preferring reality shows filled to the brim with ratchetry and controversy.
I didn’t have to wait for long to see the angles they would take because as soon as the show started, we saw both Dj Mo and Size 8 try to play the same tropes. And it just made for a cringeworthy viewing for me.
And all this is because we know that they aren’t being genuine to their true story. This is a couple that has had to contend with adversity. From miscarriages to infidelity and whatever insecurities they each come with. But rather than celebrate that story, Dj Mo and Size would rather make it a story about Kenya’s equivalent of trailer trash nonsense.
It is as if they have refused to take lessons from Bahati and his wife. Or perhaps it is precisely because they have studied the Bahati/ Diana Marua playbook that they have chosen to go this ratchet route. Because at the end of the day Kenyan corporates that are out of touch with “the culture” and as a result Bahati and his missus are minting endorsement deals.
Size 8 and hubby, DJ Mo
And this could be the reason why we are seeing Size 8 come out and break character, picking fights with Dj Mo as if she has forgotten how she celebrated her husband a few short years ago. I just hope Kenyans do not get swayed into thinking this is how the power couple has managed to nurture their relationship and family.
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Bien revealed to the world that he was taken aback by Size 8’s decision to leave a multimillion shilling deal on the table and follow her heart and soul as it led her to the redeemer.
To understand just why this is so monumental, you need to understand that in Kenya, there are very few opportunities for artists to actually make a lot of money. And I know many will counter that point by pointing to the few who make money but I am not talking vernacular artists.
Today we are strictly discussing secular, urban artists. And the opportunities for them to make money are few and far between.
So Bien, having a full understanding of this fact, was shocked to find out that Size 8 was willing to pull out of a tour sponsored by one of the few companies in Kenya with the money to change an artist’s life.
Speaking of which, you know how your wahenga told you never to thumb your nose at a gift horse? That is the very logic here. Safaricom doesn’t come knocking at your door twice. When given the opportunity to work with them, should you snub them, they will make it very difficult for you to work with them.
Size 8 knew this and still followed her conviction. First, she needs to vie for elective office. If she has this much integrity, then she would be a responsible office holder. Secondly, this had to have been a huge leap of faith; she trusted her God and personal saviour to bring more deals in future.
Size 8 is indeed a rare breed. So rare is she that when Bien was confronted by her faith, he was shocked. Now contrast this to say, Tanasha and you understand why I said I highly doubt she will last as a Muslim for long. All it will take is for the next high-value male to come and sweep her off her feet and she will be a fully-fledged marching Legio Maria member and skilled Isikuti drummer.
And Size 8 has held onto her faith steadfastly and has arguably been rewarded for it as she has grown from strength to strength, even landing other major deals that have seen her net worth swell. So what does all this say about the gospel singer’s character?
Size 8 before (left) and now (right)
As I pointed out, she has integrity. And beyond integrity, she is truly a woman of faith. However, it would be wise for her partner, her husband, DJ Mo to temper this fact about her character as she would easily become whimsical. Size 8 is a woman of conviction who money cannot sway and this is truly a testament to just how wonderful a creature she is -in a Kenya where anyone can be bought!
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DJ Mo and Size are the picture-perfect couple. That is not to say they haven’t had to deal with drama and issues some of which made their way to the tabloids but all in all, they made it out of the gutter and are now a fresher couple than they ever were previously.
Dj Mo and Size 8 have grown from being a cringe-worthy pairing to actually becoming a power couple to the point where they have monetized their relationship and created a juggernaut of a brand behind it. The pair quickly realized that they are worth more together than they are apart.
Gospel celebrity couple, Size 8 and DJ Mo
As a result, due to a dearth of role model couples especially in the gospel scene, people have gravitated towards their brand and even just as individuals. You see, when Size 8 shared her struggles with conceiving a child and then the very problematic gestation and childbirth, many people commiserated with her and even followed her journey. This just goes to show that Kenyans truly do identify with the couple and their struggles.
And in a world where celebrity relationships are as shortlived as gecko memories the couple are literally a good example to emulate. DJ Mo is a supportive husband without having to pander to Size 8 or play the role of the buffoon. I would go as far as to compare them to Jay Z and Beyonce.
DJ Mo has a thriving deejay career and he has his own side businesses and endorsement deals. Size 8 on her end has a thriving career as a media personality what with her shows and though her music career has slowed down considerably, she is a fulfilled mother and endorses numerous products.
They realized also, that their children will have a better chance of succeeding at life with both of them involved. S a result, DJ Mo and Size 8 have committed to sticking out this thing called life together and we love seeing them make their way through the journey.
Gospel celebrity couple, Size 8 and DJ Mo
If you were ever going to look for a couple mentor, these are the people to approach because though they face the challenges of the modern world, they do so without pretence and they have managed to stick together regardless of all the temptations.
So how do they do it? Well for starters, DJ Mo utilizes the Bible to define his role as a husband. This means that he has a compass to guide his decisions aswell as allow him to cut a traditional conservative identity for himself. He is a husband and a father but also the priest of the household.
Add to this the fact that Size 8 utilizes the same faith-based guide to her identity as a wife which means she knows more than anything to be DJ Mo’s peace and his refuge from a brutal world. She also knows to trust her husband’s leadership.
And at the end of the day, they know that as a couple, they have to put their children’s wellbeing first so they do everything they need to just to keep their relationship and marriage alive.
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