Jaguar reworks on airplane after Kenyans called it “Mkebe”

Singer and politician Jaguar has taken trolls from Kenyans seriously and is now reworking on a dead plane he bought recently.

The politician took to social media a few days ago to flaunt his plane that is not so new leaving many awed. Jaguar bought one of the planes that were being auctioned by KAA for a throw-away price.

Decoration

He paid a clean Ksh 120,000 for the 5H-SKT which was among the cheapest in the list released by KAA early this month. He’s now using the plane as a decoration at his fancy house. Some Kenyans however didn’t like this move and were quick to call it scrap metal.

It seems Jaguar is now working on the plane and has already started painting it. It’s not clear what he wants to do to with it but for now, we just think it’s for decoration.

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Boniface Mwangi asks for prayers before heading to surgery

Activities Boniface Mwangi is about to undergo surgery and has asked Kenyans to pray for him.

Mwangi took to social media to announce he will be going under the knife in a few days and the surgeon is a friend he met 12 years ago, who is now a biker.

He also stated that he decided to undergo the surgery in Kenyan instead of abroad because his friend will be doing it. Mwangi didn’t explain exactly why he needs a surgery.

“I am due for surgery. My surgeon is a fellow biker whom I met 12 years ago, while he was a medical student. I chose him because he understands that a biker can be here today and gone tomorrow,” he posted. 

First surgery

 

The surgery will be Mwangi’s second after undergoing another in 2015. He went under the knife to remove sinuses which made him snore so loud that his wife couldn’t sleep.

“I used to snore. I snored so badly that my wife would go and sleep in the kids’ bedroom.” Boniface wrote in part.

The wife pushed him to see a doctor when she could no longer digest the disturbance from her hubby’s throat. Boniface finally gave into his wife’s pressure and checked in a hospital to rectify his snoring condition.

He successfully underwent a 4 hour surgery and he has been recuperating in the hospital for the last 12 days.

Boniface Mwangi slams Ezekiel Mutua on Twitter after ‘socks’ condom advert criticisms

Activities Boniface Mwangi had some really sharp words for KFCB Boss Ezekiel Mutua after he took to social media to criticize the “socks” condom advert airing on most TV stations.

According to Mutua, the advert doesn’t meet the standard requirements of the board and should be stopped from airing during watershed period.

“Following complaints and concerns raised by a cross-section of Kenyans regarding the “socks” condom advert airing in most Tv stations during prime time, the Board today launched investigations on the matter and has established that the advert was not submitted for examination and classification in line with the requirements of the Films and Stage Plays Act Cap 222.” said the CEO.

It’s the second time he’s come out to complain about the advert that has also left many parents uncomfortable. He promised Kenya that the advert will be pulled down since it’s obscene.

“The airing of the advert is therefore in contravention of the law and the producers, distributors and broadcasters will be held liable for the breach. The Board has given instructions to its lawyers to proceed and prosecute the concerned institutions for the breach,” read his statement.

Blame money

Adding:

“These condom adverts do not promote safe sex or protection. They sensualises the product. It’s more of business than safety campaign.

KFCB supports sex education and the campaign for safe sex, but condom adverts, just like all other adverts must be submitted to the Board for examination and classification in line with the law. Condoms must not give misleading information or target the wrong audiences.”

Mwangi was not loving his take and fired back with some really piercing words.

 

Boniface Mwangi: I was offered free sex and drugs during campaigns 

Activist Boniface Mwangi recently took to social media to share how being a politician in Kenya is a hard task that leaves you worn out to the bones.

According to Boniface who ran for the Starehe seat and lost badly, politicians in Kenya pay a heavy price to get elected and the price includes your family who you neglect in pursuit of the votes.

In a long post he said:

I am taking a break from the Nairobian column. I haven’t rested for years, and I feel fatigued from the toil of the 2017 election where I ran for MP. I feel the need to step back, reboot, and play with my children.

And I can’t think of a better way to say bye than sharing my brief experience as a candidate for Member of Parliament. It takes a lot of courage to run for office. The moment you announce that you’re vying, a strange confidence, a feeling of self-belief surges through your body. Friends who used to call you by your childhood name start calling you Mhesh. Security guards start saluting you. Political brokers and conmen start sending you lists of voters, claiming they can influence them for you. You develop an air of self-importance because that’s how voters treat you.

Every day, you wake up early and spend the day begging for votes, while your evenings are spent calling on people and attending dinners begging for campaign cash. Voters rush excitedly when they hear you’re in the area, smile and say how much they love you. But the moment they realise you will not part with money, the fake smiles disappear, and they start insulting you and shouting your rivals’ names.

In many cases, political candidates start their ambitions to serve with good intentions, but the voters treat you like a cash cow and, if you’re broke, a communicable disease. Even when you have no intention to bribe voters, like myself, campaigns cost money — staff, campaign merchandise, transport, compliance fees, etc.

You run out of money midway and no one is picking your calls, so you start selling personal things to raise more money
(I sold my wife’s car). You start smelling victory, but you have nothing left to sell and you go to a shylock and borrow some money (I did that too). Lose or win, the campaign ends with most candidates in debt. If you win (for those who bribed voters), you get to Parliament and your first order of business is to pay your debts. Then you realise your constituents expect you to pay maternity and school fees, contribute to funerals, church fundraisers, even weddings. So, the voters don’t expect you to deliver services, they just want handouts. That’s why politicians become arrogant; the majority can say, “my money elected me”, because it’s true – they bought and transported voters.

When the recent proposal to increase MPs’ salaries was floated, I called a couple of young, first time, MPs I know and invited them to hold a press conference to disown the proposal. They emphatically told me, “No way, we are broke, we need the money.” On a personal level, politicians in Kenya pay a heavy price in Kenya to get elected. You neglect your family and alcohol, drugs and women become your constant solace (I was offered cocaine, bhang and free sex during my campaign). You become what voters think of you. In the end, you lose yourself and become like the people you were fighting to change.

The greediness and heartlessness of some of the politicians we have can be explained by the heavy personal price they have paid to get elected. Every time you ask a politician for some money or donation, you’re encouraging them to steal our taxes to meet your needs. Good leadership isn’t about handouts. Public office for those who really want to serve can drive you crazy because our politics is so bitter, so corrupt.

A Kenyan politician is like a priest. All the problems are dumped on you. Depression is real. That is why if you run for office, have a fall back option. For me, photography and giving talks comes naturally and has helped me recover.

This piece is dedicated to everyone who supported my campaign, to the Nairobian who gave me a column to earn some money, and to friends and family who have walked with me to recover my sanity. Adios!

Boniface Mwangi: My 6 year old son wants me to use condoms so that I get a six pack

During a random supermarket visit with his wife and son, activist Boniface Mwangi quickly realized he had a lot to address in his house than just his dwindling shopping.

On social media, Mwangi who is married to Hellen Njeri and together have three kids, shared that his six-year-old son suggested that he should buy condoms so that they can help him get a six pack.

“My six-year-old son was at the supermarket when he picked a pack of condoms and gave it to his mum. “Buy this for dad – buy it!” he shrieked excitedly. My embarrassed wife returned them, burning in shame as everyone stared at her. When they got back in the car, my wife asked our son, “Why did you want me to buy your dad that ‘thing’?” My son said because it has a man with a six-pack and dad wants to get a six-pack.” said Mwangi.

Not easy

He then shared that he’s been struggling to keep fit while in search of the six pack.

“I have been trying to get a six-pack before I turn 35 this July and my boy wanted to help because in his mind, whatever content was in that pack would have helped daddy get one. Among my friends I am the health freak. I started exercising when my face became so fat that every time I laughed my eyes would vanish. I am always urging my friend to get fit because I have a big problem with dying fat. My mortician friend says they have to remove the intestines from fat people to ensure they fit in a coffin. I want to save my body that indignity.
It’s also hard to run away from the police during a street protest (and I do quite a bit of that) when you’re fat so physical fitness for me isn’t optional. I watch what I eat and drink but I just realised that no matter how well I watch my diet the government has every intention to kill me using my diet.
” Added Boniface Mwangi

Kenyans wowed as Boniface Mwangi and Jaguar meet during their campaign trail in Starehe

A month ago Boniface Mwangi called Jaguar a socialite and even claimed the singer was defacing his campaign posters. But yesterday July 27th things were different when Boniface met Jaguar.

Starehe constituency seat is a hotly contested race with three aspirants Jaguar, Steve Mbogo and Boniface Mwangi all eyeing the same seat.

Boniface Mwangi previously had issues with Jaguar whom he accused of sabotaging his campaign in Starehe constituency.

Also read: Boniface Mwangi produces evidence to prove Jaguar is sabotaging his campaign in Starehe

On Thursday however Boniface and Jaguar met while they were both campaigning in Kariakor. The Rights Activist gave Jaguar a copy of his manifesto, shared a few jokes and went back to his campaign.

Boniface Mwangi campaigns in Starehe on Thursday

The nonviolent approach that Jaguar and Boniface showcased melted the hearts of Kenyans who lauded them for showing political maturity despite both running for a political seat for the first time.

Jaguar campaigns in Starehe