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Body count: Amber Ray and her ex remind us why a woman’s history is important

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Amber Ray and her beau have called it quits -again. Same script, different cast. And as always, she is already back on the streets looking for a new victim to love and scam in what is actually one of the world’s most cynical scams: playing with people’s emotions. And we will be here for the latest update to her body count chronicles.

Amber Ray’s Ex-Boyfriend Reveals What Led To Their Break-Up

But as we continue to laugh at the tragic comedy that is her love life, we have to pause and see whether there are lessons for us to take away from her latest relationship with a Sierra Leonean man (basketball athlete) who goes by the name Kabba. And we glean this from one of the comments he made to SPM Buzz when he said,

“I still love her but everyone has moved on. I did not take time to know who Amber Ray was. She was always telling me not to listen to what I hear about her or read about her.”

This is something that one would think is common sense but you would be surprised just how many men are willing to ignore this instinctive knowledge or worse still, sacrifice it just so they can get into m’lady’s pantaloons. And it is worse when she is a celebrity or someone who they think is beautiful.

Amber Ray is the worst type of single mother there is

It is for this reason that all of Amber Ray’s exes would sing the same song and gnash their teeth for the same reason: they chose to ignore the wisdom in finding out about her past. You see, whereas women are concerned about a man’s future (for provisionary purposes), men need to be concerned about her past because it would allow you to know whether or not to take the relationship seriously.

Does her body count read like something out of a 15-a-side rugby team lineup complete with the coaching staff, reserves and subs? Then you, my friend, are in for a headache if you decide to get serious with her. You would be best advised to simply smash and dash. What I mean by that is that you would need to accept that a woman who has run around town twice and got the addresses in her little black book, a woman who is familiar with how the bedposts in every bachelor (and married man’s) bedroom is not a great candidate for wifing up.

“I make my money off men” Amber Ray takes pride in quick and easy hustle

I mean, when we look at Amber Ray, this is made abundantly clear when you realise she destroyed her first “husband’s” house and home in the form of Zaheer Jhanda, then there were other men who used her to flavour their week, then there was Jimal Roho Safi whose home was left a wreck after her hurricane blew through.

A woman’s past is a great indicator of whether or not she can pair bond. That is, for a bond in a healthy relationship pair and our girl has shown time and again that she cannot but that won’t stop a simp or two from thinking he is the one to save her. “She might have had many, but I will be her last” type of simpleton. A woman’s past also tells you about the type of men she finds truly scintillating so you don’t find yourself being the square trying to fit into a round hole.

Amber Ray Reveals What’s Blocking Her From Having A 2nd Child (Screenshot)

So what should Amber Ray do? Well, nothing. She is living her life and should continue enjoying it. Afterall, Kenyan men are hopeless romantics and some fool is bound to pop up and try to make an honest woman of her. If that doesn’t happen then she is looking at a long, lonely life with her peak far behind her as she ages and her beauty fades.

Amber Ray

But if you want to enjoy her company as a man with more than porridge between his ears, then by all means, keep reminding yourself that this is he pinnacle of what she has to offer -a fun time. It will be shortlived and it will be a wild ride but do not commit to her. Get your rocks off and keep it moving. Her past has already informed you about what to expect.

In Amber Ray’s shadow: Jimal Roho Safi is a fool if he thinks we will pity him

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Why everyone mocking Amber Ray is a fool and a clown

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Amberay is someone who reminds me of something one of my mentors used to say that I currently find rather profound, “a beautiful woman who marries a poor man earns the wrath of her ancestors”. To be fair, this particular mentor is about of a cantankerous personality type. He is honest to a fault.

The only 2 ways socialites like Amberay and Huddah can afford their lifestyle

Anyway, Amberay has simply done what we should all have expected her to do. She located two rich men after the first, the father of her son broke her heart. You see, when Amberay started out her… Sexual history, one of the men she ended up with was a manamba who impregnated her and she opted not to evacuate her womb. After that, she came to prominence after she settled down with a successful businessman cum failed politician, Zaheer Jhanda. She chose to settle down with him as a second wife.

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Fast forward to their trouble years and eventually, she was out on her own again. She chose to bounce around (if rumours are to be believed) between a few benefactors before finally settling for the man of Cushitic persuasion that she has currently been outed as being with. The man is a wealthy, young businessman who is said to have a proclivity towards chasing skirts -aswell he should be doing if he is above board about it with his wives.

Second wife’s time! Socialite Amberay enjoy Safari with rich politician husband(photos) 

Amberay came under some immense scrutiny for her decision to date a wealthy man and I was shocked at how shallow Kenyans were being. Why you ask? Because what else did you expect? When you pull your head out of your ass, you will recognize that she is a single mother without any discernable economically viable skills that would bring about income generation. She has bills to pay and has grown accustomed to the high life so why would you expect her to downgrade when she has so many options available?

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She is merely actualizing her hypergamous instincts and so far, she has done so rather well. While what Amberay is doing can be off-putting to the moralists, it is perfectly normal for her to use what little resources she has in way of providing the best possible life for her child. It is troubling if you’re a Bible thumper or Quran nutter but in truth, this is simply a case of a woman using what little agency she has to get her child the best this life has to offer.

“You are fake as your filters!” Amber Ray trolled for her makeup as she enjoys her vacation with another woman’s husband

What did you lot expect? For Amberay to be a starving mess when there are people (men) who are more than willing to finance her lifestyle? Did you expect her to go slog it out in this cruel world when there are simps who are more than willing to ensure a beautiful girl like her doesn’t have to get her feet and hands muddy toiling in the brutal equatorial sun? Stop being a foolish clown.

Amber Ray

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Ken Rapudo is trying to make a wife of Amber Ray

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This is hilarious! Amber Ray will supposedly be saved by her new man Ken Rapudo. And by golly, he is truly putting in his best effort but I am here to tell you that things will not work out quite the way he hopes they will.

We recently saw a video of her trying to do what she usually does, marketing whatever her clients have asked her to sell on their behalf using her body. It’s nothing new if you’re familiar with her brand.

Amber Ray getting married?

And now we have Rapudo thinking he can swoop in and win where other men failed? Remember she was married to Zaheer Jhanda and then to Jimal Roho Safi (Jamal Marlow)? And they all failed in their attempts to make an honest woman of Amber Ray.

Amber Ray Sues Madollar Mapesa For Defamation

So now the couple is on holiday in Mombasa and that is a great thing BUT Mr Man is trying to tell his woman to stop posting videos that feature her thirst trapping. And we both know this is a tall order.

He is trying to change Amber Ray yet he found her behaving a certain way and this is probably what made him fall for her. That is like falling in love with a pylon pole for what you see in it and once you’re dating it, you demand to know why it isn’t a barrier fence.

We were right about Amber Ray and her newly minted ex, Kennedy Rapudo

And I too have to admit that I was wrong about their situation. I misread it because I ascribed wisdom and intelligence to both of them, assuming that theirs was a business situation that was meant to live ken clout and Amber money… Nope, they seem to be dating.

Long and short of it? They will fail. You cannot make a woman of a certain reputation and renown into a housewife. And when the chicken come home to roost, we’ll all just be left laughing.

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Why women like Amber Ray still post thirst traps

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Amber Ray is not the type of woman to settle down. How do I know this? Simple deduction my dear Watson! She is currently in a relationship and still posting thirst traps? Why do you think that is the case? Well, it’s because she is still advertising her availability to any other suitors who might have more money than her current lover.

Amber Ray vs Amira: Jimal Roho Safi is evidence of what happens when weak men try polygamy

After all, you and I both know she vets her lovers on the basis of money and little else. That’s also because only fools with more cents than sense would bother with a trollop like her. She is literally a walking billboard of the type of women any man with matter between his ears should avoid -except if you only want a fun time.

Amber Ray

You see, Amber Ray is not only a terrible choice for a wife but she is a real-life Jezebel. She is a man-eater and she is quite experienced in that role. Look at her victims, men like Zaheer Jhanda and Jimal Roho Safi. Their homes and families were almost ruined by her (perhaps in the latter’s case, the ruin was final).

Amber Ray- Amira Online Tiff Ignited As Amber Claps Back At Amira (Screenshot)

But Amber Ray is a rare breed; a woman who knows why men want to get with her. And she leverages this fact very well. That in and of itself is a sign of great intelligence. Street smarts if you will. This is a woman who has seen humiliation and she absorbed it and learned from it.

One of the lessons she doubtless took to heart was the fact that money answereth all. And so she has decided that while she still has the looks to attract many a simp, she will play them like fiddles and diddle them off their money, damned be the consequences.

Nikubad: Amber Ray turns to marriage for financial support

And these schmucks keep coming to her. Men like Zaheer, men like jimal and now her new man, Kennedy Rapudo. If she were smart, she’d turn this into a complete business for her and target men who want clout. That way, she can actually charge them for her time and platform. I mean, we witnessed Jimal Roho Safi get elevated from some unknown entity to a huge social media influencer and d-list celebrity! Such is the power of her clout. The same is currently at play for Kennedy.

But woe unto any man who would be harbouring the dream to make an honest woman of her. Because she is always scouring the horizon for the next financially established man. And when he pops up (even if it’s merely on her periphery), she will dumb you and move on. Why else do you think a woman who is currently spoken for is busy posting thirst traps on social media?

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Amber Ray is the worst type of single mother there is

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Amber Ray is the worst type of single mother you can ever impregnate or try to hitch your wagon to and while we all know this on a visceral level, today I am going to put pen to paper and explain to you exactly why your lizard brain knows this to be the ultimate truth.

‘It’s Not Easy Being A Single Mother’- Amber Ray Speaks On Raising Her Son Alone (Video)

And to start us off, we are going to revisit some statements she recently made regarding her experience with being a single mother. And what she had to say will come as a surprise to most feminists and useless women who have convinced themselves that men are nothing more than mere sperm donors:

”It’s not easy being a single mother. But nimemanage.”

And we have to look at Amber Ray and how it is that she managed to be a single mother for her son. And the answer is that she turned to men. Not the boy’s father because she admitted that he was a useless man who couldn’t punch his way out of a wet brown paper bag but other men that she had relations with. And what that means for her son is precisely why she is the worst kind of single mother there is.

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Amberay is not a bastion of intelligence

You see, women can become single mothers for a myriad of reasons. For starters, the most traditionally acceptable reason is the fact that she might be widowed. She was happily married (or otherwise to be honest) and then the husband died. Their children are now being raised in a single-mother household. The thing that differentiates this from the other types of single mother households is the fact that her in-laws, the children’s father’s family usually rally around the single mother and offer support.

“I make my money off men” Amber Ray takes pride in quick and easy hustle

Then there are the women who divorced/ separated from their partners (I am going to take married couples and long term couples in the same breathe) and then become single mothers. The interesting thing about this to note is the fact that single mothers are usually the ones to initiate the split. And as a result, they lack a support network because even though her own family tells her they have her back, that eventually evaporates once that same set of people get responsibilities of their own. And the children grow up bitter and angry. Do not argue with me, go and argue with your mother and statistics.

Amber Ray

And the final type is the group to which Amber Ray belongs to; women who were trollops trapping tricks with babies. These are the women who are heaux and meet wealthy Johns. And to secure their financial future, they trap a man with a baby. A subsection of these women usually already come with a baby in tow. So what they do is they convince men to take care of another man’s offspring. We have seen Amber ray very competently play at this. We saw it with both Zaheer Jhanda and Jimal Roho Safi. It is nothing new and if you play this well, then like former socialite Daisy Rioba, you too will get married to a wealthy white man who can ignore the fact that you’ve been run through.

In Amber Ray’s shadow: Jimal Roho Safi is a fool if he thinks we will pity him

But what makes Amber Ray the worst type of single mother? the fact that she does not even attempt to hide her shenanigans from her son. Let alone hiding it, she does not even attempt to protect him from who she is (a heaux0 and instead, exposes him to it by including him in her digital life and her online presence. that young man knows who his mother is. He sees her with multiple different men. He sees her social media and that includes her more adventurous bathroom photos and videos. He also gets to witness her shenanigans as she chases after men and attempts to please them with thirst traps.

Amber Ray

What sort of boy wants to see his mother live her heaux life? If you were to marry a woman such as her, you would eventually have to make peace with the fact that when she sires children for you, they will be exposed to the adult side of life way too soon. They will even be made to participate in the garbage by taking photos of her to entice new men.

What do you think will happen to men like Amber Ray’s son? He will grow up either a completely useless simp or he will grow up completely rejecting women who are in his mind, all like his mother so he will either go asexual or gay. And you can argue with your mother on that or actually research the topic.

So when you meet trollops with children, keep the interaction light and fun. Do not meet their children and for the love of God, do not be a moronic simp like Jimal Roho Safi who threw out his entire family for a short-lived duck-fling.

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In Amber Ray’s shadow: Jimal Roho Safi is a fool if he thinks we will pity him

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Jinal Roho Safi is busy whining and complaining about the lessons he learnt after his ill-fated dalliance with “Nairobi girls” left him devastated and even brought an end to his marriage to Amira.

Somehow, we are supposed to grow a sympathy bone that is sensitive to him getting his just deserts after everyone warned him about how this ill-advised love affair went once it had run its course.

And that right there is the reason why the only thing he deserves from us is our mocking him. Jimal Roho Safi is a man who grew up in harsh conditions. He is a businessman who was able to build his empire by being shrewd so how is it he knows nothing about the nature of women and how men relate with them? How is it he was played like a fiddle?

Nicah the Queen hits back hard at Amber Ray, reminds her why Jimal chose his family over her

To find answers to that question, he has to start by looking within. He needs to do a lot of introspection to find out why he is the type of man who willingly left a happy home and chased after a heaux. He needs to ask himself why he is the type of man who attracted a heaux, to begin with. A succubus will not go for a wholesome man. And I am not referring to his penchant for polygamy but rather the nature of the woman who chases after him.

From there, the next question he needs to ask himself is why he was so easy to manipulate. You see, the lower an individual’s iQ, the easier it is for them to be manipulated. And Jimal Roho Safi was played like a fiddle by Amber Ray. Nah, I don’t think you understand just how much of a fool he seemed to anyone with more than just two brain cells to rub together. He was played till he left his wife and children and was staying at her house while Amber Ray would routinely insult Amira. And this fool was comfortable all as this played out. How?!

Why Kenyans Enjoy Seeing Jimal Roho Safi Stumble

Finally, Jimal Roho Safi needs to look at his friends and inner circle. None of them thought to step in and warn him against actually getting involved with heaux? That is hilarious. Or it could mean his friends aren’t yes-men, he just doesn’t respect them enough to actually listen and pay attention to their advice.

Jimal’s estranged wife, Amira

Now, do you understand why Jimal only deserves to be mocked? How does a 30-year-old man get toyed in such a ruinous fashion? He needs to stop bitching about what he caused on his family on social media and seek proper mentors.

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Nicah the Queen shows us how most Kenyan women view Amber Ray

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Nicah the Queen and Amber Ray are currently engaged in one of the more entertaining beef we have seen between two female celebrities. And what is so dope about their drama is the fact that they are both offering us a great look at the world of women and the inner psyche of the same but with nuance.

Nicah the Queen hits back hard at Amber Ray, reminds her why Jimal chose his family over her

On the one hand, we have the gospel singer who has attempted to fashion herself according to the schema of the Madonna and then we have the socialite who has owned the mental schema of the heaux. And both are unapologetic about which side they stand on.

Nicah the Queen

Interestingly enough, in the case of Nicah, in her youth, she used to work a job that many associate with loose morals. And that job was being a barmaid. And she herself admits that she was almost sucked into the world of prostitution because that is what happens to most barmaids in rural Kenyan bars.

“He left because of your laziness” Amber Ray to Dr Ofweneke’s ex wife, Nicah

Then we have Amber Ray, a woman who has always embraced being an urban heaux but was also associated with the prostitution profession by an Edgar Obare exposè that also involved her late best friend, Empresal, a rumoured former madam.

Amber Ray

So how is it they have come to stand on two very different mental points of origin? Well, that’s because Nicah understands true hardship and is aware that she probably doesn’t have the skills to support herself without the support of financial support of a man. Meanwhile, Amber Ray is confident that she can always get foolish men who will willingly support her lifestyle. Men like Jimal Roho Safe and other such simps.

Nicah the Queen And Amber Ray Roast Each Other In Nasty Online Scuffle (Screenshots)

However, the real reason why they are at odds is that one is clearly fearful of the other while she is envious of her counterpart. Nicah lives in fear that Jezebels such as Amber Ray will take away their husbands. Amber on her part is envious of what Nicah has managed to find for herself, a man and stable family life.

Amber Ray

Think about it. Our gospel nightingale knows good men are in short supply. This experience comes from trying with different men and realising that most only wanted her for her body. She had very little to offer a top tier man. She is a single mother of 3, and one of her children’s fathers is a top tier man in the form of Dr Ofweneke. She knows that while she has the type of body and looks that many African men worship, most of them simply want their turn with her then move on.

Why Nicah the Queen’s video offended feminists

Amber Ray is bitter. It would be easy to say that unlike her contemporary, she has not come to the realisation yet. It would be easy to make the excuse that she believes that all the men she is able to get (but not keep) are always going to be available to her. But that is not the case. She has been married to Zaheer Jhanda. She was married to Jimal Roho Safi. She knows she wants to be married but she has come to accept that no man sees her as a serious option for a wife.

Nicah ‘Jesus Girl’ looking hotter than ever

So what is she supposed to do after realizing she doesn’t have a chance in hell of being made an honest wife by a top tier man? Her only option is to despise the very notion of marriage. And that is where she finds herself.

“Let’s learn to be truthful” Nicah the Queen tells Diana Bahati

The fight is not done yet but what Amber Ray needs to understand is that what she is seeing in Nicah’s behaviour is exactly how most Kenyan women view her. They see her not only as a threat but as being a lesser woman. And that is drawn from our societal evolution… Women who cannot lock down the commitment of a man are considered as having failed at life. And before you get your feminist aunty to come after me, you need to understand why this is the view. It is because our biological imperative like with any other creature on earth is procreation. However, women evolved to demand resources from their potential mates.

Nicah the Queen
Gospel singer Nicah the Queen

So a woman who cannot get that is seen as having failed. And Nicah knows that this makes her dangerous. Because she is still trying to lock down that commitment and it doesn’t matter to Amber Ray if she gets it from your husband.

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Amber Ray is Hilarious! She Is A True Clown

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Amber Ray is upset that some haters keep trying to prove she is a heaux yet she claims she is outchea hustling.

I’m Tired Of You Airing Nonsense About Me- Amber Ray Angry At A Fan For Secretly Video-Recording Her

Her most recent tirade was caused by a video that surfaced of her at a popular Nairobi club called Mialle that featured her meeting some people including her shared manager with Eric Omondi, Anthonio MC.

According to the person who recorded the video, Amber Ray was hugging the men in the video for far too long… Whatever the H.E double hockey sticks that is supposed to mean.

Amber Ray Is Not Over Amira And Jamal

While I feel her funk on that particular vibe, I have to say that she is suffering from the success of the image she created: she created a brand and this is what comes with it.

Amber Ray wants you to respect her authoritah!

I am sure there is a simpmangina somewhere trying to argue with me about respecting women -respect everyone- but what about the fact that she branded herself as a homewrecker? She branded herself as a terrible mother (walking around the house in various stages of being unclothed on social media while her son is at home with her), she created the idea in people’s heads that she is a trollop.

Don’t Judge My Life On What I Post- Amber Ray

And now, Amber Ray is unhappy she was so successful at what she put her mind towards… Make it make sense. Why is she complaining when she is simply suffering from her success?

Woman of substance

She did so much flagrant bull for the sake of social media attention and yet she now wants nothing to do with her image; but only when it is not convenient. When it works to her advantage, she is back to being a Grade-A trollop.

When she thinks it works for her, it is seksay but when it doesn’t work for her then she is being cyberbullied. This doublespeak is cruel on the average man’s mind but even worse on the average woman’s psyche because they are asked to fight against cognitive dissonance. Madness!

Amber Ray has selected her struggle and she needs to soldier on or drop the act entirely. It is only going to wear her out because people like me only care enough to churn out content about her antics -that is the only facet of her being that matters to me but the people who will suffer the side effects of her actions are those that care for Faith Mutuku like her son.

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Why Jimal Roho Safi is begging Amber Ray to return

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Jimal Roho Safi is begging Amber Ray to return to him. Actually, I think he is pretty successful at this because they are currently in Malindi together.

Jimal Roho Safi is left with no one

But he really doesn’t have a choice, he has to run back to her and beg at her feet for her to get back with him.

Jimal Roho Safi

And it is really a simple thing to have foreseen: he has never been with a woman of her calibre in his mind.’

Amberay should do everything possible to keep Jimal

Amber Ray is the prize and he has never had a dame like her look at him twice. And this, gentlemen, is what happens when low self esteem individuals get money and finally become “the shit“.

Jimal Roho Safi
Jimal Rohosafi

Jimal Roho Safi was never a good looking man, he clearly has no game so he resorts to using money. And it finally landed him a whale of a catch like a celebrated trollop and socialite like Faith Makau.

Jimal Roho Safi is learning no man is a hero to his wife

What would you expect a man like this to do? To stand by with some dignity and self respect once the relationship had gone belly up?

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Jimal and wife, Amira

How dare you expect Jimal Roho Safi to show a backbone and some self respect? He has none. Sure, he knows how to make money but self respect is something you cannot be taught. And he is running on empty in that department.

Can you imagine what his wife, Amira, is going through mentally? Can you imagine what his son is going through in school? That little boy is the recipient of some of the worst torment bullies can throw his way and it is all Jimal Roho Safi’s fault!

His wife had reconciled with him and he still chose to leave her at home and fly to Malindi with the very woman who had threatened the stability of his household… It is clear for all to see that Jimal Roho Safi is on big brain time.

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Amberay should do everything possible to keep Jimal

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Amberay is in a catch 22: damned if she does and damned if she doesn’t. What do I mean and what am I referring to? Well, She needs her “marriage” to Jimal Roho Safi to work at all costs.

Amberay: Moving away from Syokimau won’t save her public image

And if she is a smart woman, that realization must have already dawned on her. But I am beginning to doubt whether she is indeed working with a full toolbox between her ears.

You see, Amberay and Jimal Roho Safi showboated their relationship for us all to see. This was done regardless of the fact he has a wife, Amira, at home with him raising their sons.

We were right, Amberay is ruining Jimal Roho Safi’s family

Faith Makau wanted to get married and she was going to achieve it by any means necessary and so she essentially forced Amira off her perch as Jimal’s wife and the two began gallivanting all along the intergalactic highway.

Jimal and wife, Amira

If you have been consuming my opinion pieces, then I have doubtless informed you that a mentor of mine who founded and used to run a gossip blog had informed me that Amberay was infact married as a second wife to an aspiring politician by the name of Zaheer Jhanda.

Why men are offering Amberay money for her sister

That marriage too was shortlived and nearly cost him his family as his wife too was publicly humiliated and disrespected and that is the one thing women do not forgive: public shame.

Jimal Rohosafi

So with that background, Amberay finds herself in the undesirable position of having publicly fought to be recognized as Jimal Roho Safi’s wife only for him to seemingly move away abruptly.

Bwana Mangoes doesn’t seem to have thick enough skin to deal with all the scrutiny nor does he have the mettle to deal with a polygamous family. And everything seems to be taking a toll on him. Edgar Obare revealed that Amira has alleged he is abusive. At the same time, one of his business partners has come out to second those allegations.

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Jamal introduces Amberay to his people

And all this, coupled with how useless he has been at managing his household seems to have taken a toll on his mental frame and he has buckled under pressure and run away from social media.

And Amberay has been forced to start taking steps to distance herself from him and these are telling signs all is not well between them.

Amber Ray

But she needs to make the relationship work. Otherwise, she has ruined her son’s life by making him party to her buffoonery for no reason at all.

Amberay must make this relationship work because we will not take her seriously otherwise and this bullshit has made her radioactive to any high-value man or common man with common sense.

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Amberay: Moving away from Syokimau won’t save her public image

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Amberay has finally moved away from where she was living in Syokimau to get some reprieve from her co-wife Amira and while this is a smart move, it is too little, too late.

We were right, Amberay is ruining Jimal Roho Safi’s family

Don’t get me wrong, it is a smart move because it not only protects her from more night arguments, it more importantly protects and safeguards the wellbeing of her son.

 

Amberay, Jamal Marlow's new bride
Is Amberay going to convert to Islam

But it will do nothing to sway public perception of who she is and that is something I hope Amberay prepares to deal with especially as her son begins to use the internet and social media more and more.

Why men are offering Amberay money for her sister

What do I mean? Well, just take a quick peak at her YouTube account and you will understand exactly what I am speaking to.

Amberay

 

She has been utterly ratioed because in everyone’s mind, Amberay is a Jezebel spirit. And that is the reputation that will haunt her. Lord knows she should never vie for public office.

Why is the realisation Amberay borrows cars and her lifestyle from men shocking?

So she could move from here to Timbuktu but that reputation shall precede her. And now all that remains to be seen is what she shall do to protect her son.

Amberay
Amberay during her trollop days

Even where she has moved to, her new neighbours will certainly eye her warily because the type of drama she brings is the type of drama that lowers property value.

What we should learn from Jamal Roho Safi, Amberay and Amira

Which wife will be comfortable having her Jezebel energy living next door to her family and especially her husband? None that I know of.

Amberay
Amber Ray

Fortunately for her, she doesn’t seem shy about laying in the bed she has made -which I guess is arguably a good thing.

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Can Jimal Roho Safi salvage his homestead from ruin?

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Now that Jimal Roho Safi has come to a divided house -a situation we had already forewarned him about, with his wife, Amira publicly feuding with his new wife, Amberay, can he salvage the situation in his house?

Where Jimal Roho Safi went wrong in managing a polygamous family

You see, the way he started his polygamous family has been erroneous and flawed. As a result, he has had to endure both his women, his wives, going onto social media to air the drama and between them and his failings.

Amberay
Jamal introduces Amberay to his people

And because Jimal Roho Safi who is also known as Jamal Marlow is a clown of a man, he has been unable to keep his head above the fray and he has sunk deep into the drama, seemingly taking sides and uniting with his socialite wife to humiliate Amira.

We were right, Amberay is ruining Jimal Roho Safi’s family

And now, as his homestead lays smouldering, I find myself wondering whether he can successfully salvage his family from ruin. Why? Because his children, his legacy sprung forth from Amira and not Amberay.

Jimal Roho Safi, Amberay
Jamal Marlow with his new squeeze

And they are sitting and watching their father, Jimal Roho Safi, humiliating their mother and trust me when I say that they have more reason to take Amira’s side than they do their father’s side.

“Amira is facing oppression and violence from Jimal” Friend speaks up after late night drama

And I spoke to a mentor of mine on whether he can see a situation in which this great businessman actually fixes his family and both he and I are of the opinion that there is none for along as Amberay remains in his house and for along as he refuses to reign both women in.

Amber Ray and Amira

What do I mean by that? Well, Jimal Roho Safi needs to tell his wives to stay off social media for atleast a year. But he lacks the authority to actually see through such a demand. And they do not respect him enough to honour such a demand.

“Mie ndo mke mwenzio” Amber Ray openly mocks co-wife Amira weeks after fighting over hunk, Jimal

And seeing as he cannot actually back such a demand, we cannot say he is in control. We cannot say that Jamal Marlow would actually be in a position to save his household. The collapse has begun and it will not stop.

On the one hand, this is a strong example of why you must never accept a Jezebel spirit into your home. And secondly, why you should honour your main wife. And keep her above the din and clash of drama.

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Where Jimal Roho Safi went wrong in managing a polygamous family

Posted on by Ozymandias

Jimal Roho Safi, for those of you who might not be familiar with him, is a socialite and successful trollop Amberay’s new husband. The couple has been trying to segue from being clandestine lovers into becoming a successful polygamous family without success.

A house divided: Amberay will destroy Jamal’s household

You see, Jimal Roho Safi, also known as Jamal Marlow, was already married when he began having a dalliance with Amberay. His wife is a lady called Amira and she is not amused about the open disrespect her husband has showered her in.

Jimal Roho Safi
Jimal Rohosafi is what you get when a simp attempts polygamy

So understandably, Jimal’s family is crumbling and he and his new femme fatale, Amberay, are oblivious to the fact. A reason for this as one of my mentors pointed out is like the story of Solomon and the two mothers who fought over the baby, only the real mother was unwilling to have her baby torn asunder.

Why men are offering Amberay money for her sister

What that essentially means is that Jimal Roho Safi needs to realise that the fact Amberay is perfectly at peace with tearing his world asunder to have a piece of him tells him she is not the Stepford wife he believes her to be but rather a succubus…

“Amira is facing oppression and violence from Jimal” Friend speaks up after late night drama

Anyway, right from the get-go, he did a terrible job of setting himself up for a polygamous marriage and we are going to delve into why I have made that assertion and will be sticking to it -other than the fact that I am right:

Jimal Roho Safi
Jimal Roho Safi, Amberay and Amira

#1. He was not honest and upfront

No woman would agree to you changing the terms of your engaging with her midway through your marriage. Jimal Roho Safi is an example of why men who know they would eventually like to pursue polygamous marriages or relationships need to be upfront about that fact. If the lady you’re pursuing decides to leave when you tell her your intention, let her go. It is her prerogative.
Far too often we see men who have zero cojones and have a scarcity mindset instead opt to lie and cheat on their partner rather than be direct, preferring this approach so they do not lose the girl. And this always ends badly. As we can tell from Amira’s reaction.

“Mie ndo mke mwenzio” Amber Ray openly mocks co-wife Amira weeks after fighting over hunk, Jimal

#2. He vetted poorly

Why would any man decide to marry a well-known trollop who was formerly married in a similar polygamous union but nearly burnt that household down to the ground with her pettiness? Jimal Roho Safi is a clown for accepting to pursue a marriage with Amberay rather than keep their affair secret.
For starters, she is not the type of woman you can pull up with where other high-value men are and expect to be respected for your choice of a partner. Secondly, she is a known agent of entropy. She already failed spectacularly at being a wife, why give her a second go?

#3. Jimal has a scarcity mindset

Jimal has never known abundance when it comes to women. That is why when the first hot woman (let’s be honest here, Amberay is still attractive despite having hit the wall and her attractiveness having diminished somewhat due to her weight gain) he could seduce who agreed to be with him is who he is currently destroying his marriage for. He doesn’t believe there will be others and he is too scared of rejection to keep exploring. He has no idea that he could get a younger, hotter more submissive and cooperative wife who would come sans bastards and baggage from previous relationships.

#4. Jimal Roho Safi lacks game

You see, when you’re poor, game gets you the girls. When you’re wealthy, game protects you from damage from women. My mentor pointed out that when you have nothing to offer a woman’s hypergamy, game is what gets you the wet crevices. When you have wealth, all the women you deal with are out to sate their hypergamous instinct. Game is what keeps them in line and in check to avoid you getting ripped off by gold diggers or even divorce and alimony.

#5. Jamal Marlow has no mentors

How else can we explain away the fact that no one was around to guide this man through the pitfalls that the rest of us onlookers can see so clearly in his failed attempt at establishing a polygamous marriage? Where are those same uncles of his who came to sanction this union? Either Jimal chooses to surround himself with clowns as all clowns do or he only wants yes men around him who can fondle his ego. What he really needs are men who have successfully established polygamous unions to guide him but instead, he has Instagram fans.

#6. Jimal Roho Safi is not seeking to improve as a man

If our boy were really seeking to improve as a man, his women would realize he is above their petty drama and actually try to give him peace because at any one point he would tire of the banalities of their fights and chase both women away and start again. Can you imagine a Jimal Roho Safi who is working to improve his mind, his body and his business? he would be the captain of his ship and his first mate and first officer would be trying to make things easy for him to steer the ship. Instead, we have a Jamal Marlow who…

#7. Involves himself in female fights

I do not understand why Jimal Roho Safi keeps involving himself in his women’s fights. He should be above the pettiness. Instead, he is on Instagram like a petty socialite showing the world how he lacks control over his domain.

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We were right, Amberay is ruining Jimal Roho Safi’s family

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Amberay and Amira had a fight recently that was captured on candid camera and while I hate to be one of those people, I have to do it nonetheless and let you know that we were right about the type of venom the clown of a man, Jimal Roho Safi is for inviting this type of venom into his household.

Why men are offering Amberay money for her sister

You see, while what a man needs to establish a polygamous marriage is financial means -he has to be wealthy- not all men are capable of maintaining a polygamous household and we are seeing that now.

Amberay
Jamal introduces Amberay to his people

To be much, much more clear about things, what we are seeing is that Jamal Roho Safi is not the type of man who can sustain a polygamous marriage. And that also stems from the fact that he chose to wife up a trollop like Amberay.

Why is the realisation Amberay borrows cars and her lifestyle from men shocking?

One has to wonder where his friends and mentors were when he started having delusions of grandeur regarding this socialite. Why didn’t they advise him to keep their affair strictly a secret?

Amberay
Amberay in her natural habitat…

Could it be as I had earlier postulated that the man is hard of hearing because of his financial clout? Or could it be that Amberay is just that good a siren and she lured him despite all the advice he was given? Or has he simply surrounded himself with “yes men”?

What we should learn from Jamal Roho Safi, Amberay and Amira

It is really fascinating to see how everything that can go wrong in a polygamous family is unfolding right in front of our eyes and we get the benefit of learning from a lesser man’s mistakes.

Aberay
Amberay posting her usual thirst traps

Amberay, on her part, as I had pointed out much earlier, is on her second polygamous union and even in the previous one, she was a very big part of why it did not last. She was married to a failed politician cum business tycoon, Zaheer Jhanda and while with him, she nearly razed his marriage to the ground.

Amberay
Amberay and Jamal Marlow are a picture-perfect couple… For now

Why Jamal Marlow aka Jimal Roho Safi decided to pursue her for marriage is beyond me. It is even more interesting to note that he has decided that defending this union against his former wife is the hill he is going to die on even though she has borne him heirs to the kingdom he is building while Amberay comes with her own son whom he shared little else in common other than her lady bits… He came out of them, and he, Jamal is ensnared by them.

A house divided: Amberay will destroy Jamal’s household

Things will only get worse because while Amberay is lying to low IQ women that she is the victim of Amira’s hostility, we evolved species can see that she is the literal cause of all the issues and drama in Jimal Roho Safi’s homestead and will continue to be a sore wound.

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Why men are offering Amberay money for her sister

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Amberay was proudly telling Kenyans that men are in her DMs offering her oney for her to hook up her sister. And i couldn’t help but laugh at this nonsense. Why you ask, because at the end of the day, she is simply explaining that Kenyans see her as flawed and in what capacity.

Why is the realisation Amberay borrows cars and her lifestyle from men shocking?

What do i mean? Well, pretty much just that she is busy telling us that she is being asked to pimp out her sister yet she sees nothing wrong with that nor has the irony of that sunk in.

Essentially, Amberay is known best for being a socialite. She is known, whether right or wrong, as a trollop and as a result,she has exposed her sisters and friends to that assumption to. So rather than men thinking they would have to work for her attention, they figure they would have to pay for it.

What we should learn from Jamal Roho Safi, Amberay and Amira

And it is simply ludicrious that this is an exciting and hilarious prospect for the socialite who is currently married to Jimal Roho safi aka Jamal Marlow in what is her second polygamous marriage.

“Amber hook me up with your sister. I will reward you 3M. Sister yako ako ????????????. Thank you.”

Let that sink in, would anyone ask you to hook them up with your sister/ cousin in exchange for monetary gains for yourself? If you answer in the affirmative then you have alot in common with Bridget Achieng’s exposer than youknow and the term that defines that scope of work is “pimp”.

Amberay
And while I know she was simply joking, her response was,

“Hii pesa itanipita hivo?”

That is why you are told that old wise men once sat down musing and decided to let the world know that birds of a feather flock together… So if your sister is known to be a trollop or socialite, guess what we all begin to think about you? That is the reality Amberay has exposd her sister and her friends to. it will be the same if she sires a daughter.

A house divided: Amberay will destroy Jamal’s household

Essentially, what that man is telling her is that just like her, he assumes her sister, Ellah, is a thot rocket. And from there, the house of cards falls down so he doesn’t feel the need to be respectful. He doesn’t see the reason why he should approach her for anything longterm which is why he simply offered what he knows they would definitely want; money.

Amberay posing next to KRG’s Jeep

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Why is the realisation Amberay borrows cars and her lifestyle from men shocking?

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Amberay was recently exposed for having been flaunting a car, actually, a Jeep, that didn’t belong to her, it belonged to Kenyan rapper KRG da Don and her followers on social media were quick to call her out for that.

What we should learn from Jamal Roho Safi, Amberay and Amira

You see, the reason why they decided to call her out is that she has been selling the image of a strong independent woman who don’t need no man (trademark) and yet her life doesn’t seem to support that image.

She claims she made money from selling cereals yet when she is put to task about the actual process, Amberay cannot explain anything and simply responds by repeating the assertion like a broken record.

A house divided: Amberay will destroy Jamal’s household

Unless ofcourse, you take into account the fact that she was a struggling single mother nobody who couldn’t amount to much until she became the second wife of Nairobi businessman and failed political aspirant, Zaheer Jhanda.

It was when she met and was wooed and married into his family that Amberay became a socialite celebrity cum businesswoman who had made her bones and cut her teeth selling cereals and mutura (tripe).

Amberay is right, she is not your role model

And yet for some reason, Kenyan women are shocked and appalled to be exposed to the fact that Amberay has little to no substance when you really inspect her beyond the girl power slogans and the fact that many Kenyan men of low standards and a scarcity mindset find her gorgeous.

Zaheer, Amberay’s first husband

This tells me that perhaps her fans and followers are of such low intelligence that they do not see the clear signs that Amberay is not all she is cracked to be and that is a very worrying statement because she is well on the way to getting one million followers -no, wait, I just checked and she has indeed made that milestone.

Amberay financial times: stop taking advice from socialites

So either people who stan for her are low IQ or they are living vicariously through her and damned be the consequences. And either way, this is a bleak statement about the future of our country because these people are going to vote in the upcoming elections which means they will actively choose the worst kinds of leaders simply because the image they portray is fancy.

And then we will be met with complaints for the next five years because we allowed people who are genuinely shocked that Amberay is faking it till she finally made it by marrying yet another rich simp who is financing her lifestyle.

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What we should learn from Jamal Roho Safi, Amberay and Amira

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Jamal Roho Safi, Amira and Amberay are playing out a very destructive scene. The trio is playing out their drama in such a toxic fashion, you cannot help but feel bad for all the children involved.

A house divided: Amberay will destroy Jamal’s household

But we aren’t here to commiserate with all the hurt hearts, we are here to see what we can learn from the matter. And the first thing we are going to look into is the fact that Jamal’s family ain’t shit if they haven’t yet stepped in to set him straight.

Jamal Roho Safi
Jamal Roho Safi with Amberay

Where are these clowns families? Where are those uncles that Jamal Roho Safi introduced to his second wife? Where are his aunties? Or perhaps they are scared to say anything because he is the most financially successful member of the Marlow family.

Jamal Roho Safi shows us how not to start a polygamous marriage

But then we must also ask where his friends and mentors are. Does he have any or does he simply surround himself with yes-men? People who are mere cheerleaders and chorus dancers and it troubles me that this man has immersed himself in an echo chamber.

And then there is the manner in which he is handling the fights going on between Amberay and Amira. There is the fact that he has not built with Amberay. She came with what she had, she came as the socialite trollop she was. However, he has built with Amira. And his scarcity mentality does not allow him to simply put his foot down.

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This shows that he has no control over his household. he is not the man in his family. He might be high networth but he is not high value. that is why these two women are not under his control and guidance. they are busy destroying each other and him online and all he has the power to do is to hold his cojones and watch their drama unfold. He is limp.

As for Amira, we get it, she is fighting for her family. But sometimes it is easier to just remain silent and focus on the children than engage with a woman who knows what it means to be nasty. She needs to sober up and temper how she is responding to the provocation. She basically has to learn to shut up.

Jamal Roho Safi Opens Up On Why He Prefers Having Two Wives, Advices Rich Men To Do The Same

What Amira thinks she is accomplishing by fighting for her family is actually counter to what she wants. let Jamal Marlow do his thing and you focus on building up a business. We have seen that he was the one who pursued Amberay which means she is a symptom of the problem and she needs to focus on the actual problem and keep their fights offline and in the confines of their bedroom.

Amber Ray and Amira

As for Amberay, I have nothing to say to a trollop. Yes, you might have money but you can’t buy class. This is the second time you have been married as a second wife and you will eventually have to answer for the chaos you kick up. And trust me when I say your son will also introduce chaos to your life because all you have taught him is entropy.

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A house divided: Amberay will destroy Jamal’s household

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Amberay and Jamal Marlow or Jimal Roho Safi would be well advised to open their Bible’s and learn from the wisdom of Moses/ Musa because in his wisdom, he said in Exodus 21:10 If he marries another woman, he must not deprive the first one of her food, clothing and marital rights.”

Amberay is right, she is not your role model

I am ofcourse referring to the fact that Jimal Roho Safi is actually a man who was previously married to a lady by the name of Amira. According to their faith, Islam, he is allowed up to four wives but he has to get his first wife onboard for that to happen. And she claims he didn’t.

Amberay
Jamal introduces Amberay to his people

But Ozymandias, I hear you asking, doesn’t he still provide financially for his first wife and their children together? Well, that he most certainly does but the truth of the matter is that men do two things for a family and their wives: they provide and protect and he has failed in the latter function.

Amberay exemplifies why dating single mothers is frowned upon

Amberay has made that abundantly clear as she has gone out of her way to attack Amira and be both immature and catty. She is acting like she doesn’t understand why a married woman would react with hostility when her husband introduces a new wife to social media before he introduces the two of them to each other.

Amber Ray and Amira

Add to this a more important fact: Amberay is the type of femme fatal to ruin marriages. She has done so before when her former husband, Zaheer Jhanda attempted to introduce her to his family as a second wife and she kept attacking his first wife. She has formed something of a habit of doing so.

DM Police: Amberay is fooling herself to think she has no competition for Jamal

Jamal doesn’t seem to understand why it is important for him to actually have studied his new wife’s past. And that is why I say he has turned his castle into a house of cards when he invited her into his family.And it is she who will huff and puff and blow it all down.

Amberay is the type of woman many a man is warned about. She just needed to approach her new position as a co-wife with humility and some sense but she didn’t. She chose violence. And the truth is that Jamal seems to have backed the wrong horse. And unless he wakes up and smells the coffee, when his chips are finally down (and make no mistake, they will be sooner or later with Amberay being the cause), we would all forgive Amira for taking her pound of flesh and repeating this dreaded phrase,

Talaka. Talaka. Talaka.

Amberay’s hubby Jamal Roho Safi is proof not all men can handle polygamy

If this businessman has any mentors or friends he heeds, they need to tell him to step away from his social media and actually mend fences with his first wife who has been with him before he was anything or anyone of renown.

Zaheer jhanda
Amberay’s first husband, Zaheer Jhanda

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Jamal Roho Safi shows us how not to start a polygamous marriage

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Jamal Roho Safi recently made the news for all the wrong reasons: he was caught up in a love scandal with established video vixen and socialite, Amberay who outed their love affair and revealed that he was taking her on as his second wife.

Jimal Roho Safi snubs first wife and Amber Ray on Mother’s Day – introduces the real love of his life (Photo)

But there was just one problem -despite his religion, Islam, allowing him to take up to four wives, he has to get the support and acceptance of his first wife before he brings in a second or more to his household.

Jamal Marlow Jimal Roho Safi

And wouldn’t you know it, she recently revealed that this protocol and cultural dictate was not observed. According to Jamal Roho Safi’s first wife, Amira,

Mimi Sikuambiwa!- Jamal Roho Safi’s 1st Wife Tells Him Off For Marrying 2nd Wife Without Her Knowledge

 ”The thing is, kila mtu ni mtu mzima… It was his own decision. Sio rahisi. But usisasahau pia; according to religion, ukiwa unaoa mke wa pili unafaa umjulishe mke wako wa kwanza…. Sio sawa kwangu na haitawai kuwa sawa… Dini inaruhusu lakini mimi sikujulishwa.

Mimi mwenyewe nilikuja kujua kwa social media…”

And you can imagine just how spineless this approach seems to anyone with a head and sense of courage and common decency. I get it, every story has two sides but I do not see a reason for Amira to lie on Jamal Roho Safi’s name so I have to ask why he took such a spineless route.

Couple goals! Amber Ray with Jamal Rohosafi

You see, high-value individuals are not to be confused with high networth individuals. Jamal is the latter. When a man has ascended to the top of his world, it is only natural for him to attract attention from both women of value (traditional women) and trollops. Thing is, however, that if he is married, he would be wise to keep his affairs hidden like a dirty secret so as not to upset the balance of his family.

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But if he is looking to become a polygamist, the right thing to do is to notify all the involved parties and that especially includes your wife. So Jamal Roho Safi’s actions smell of desperation and a scarcity mindset. I would argue that he is deathly afraid of losing Amira so instead, he attempted to finesse her into accepting the situation.

Jamal Roho Safi takes Amber Ray to meet parents

And that raises a second issue: never publicly humiliate your partner. What Jamal did with Amberay was to carry on and then break the news via social media so now his wife and the mother of his children is being humiliated in such a crushing and public way. Trust that women know how to nurse grudges.

Amberay’s hubby Jamal Roho Safi is proof not all men can handle polygamy

But at the end of the day, if indeed he did not inform his wife Amira before the rest of us, this speaks to his lack of respect for his marriage and the fact that indeed, he doesn’t need to involve himself in a polygamous marriage when he cannot ebven manage and lead his first marriage in a straight forward fashion. Why take on a second wife when you’re too scared of your first wife to tell her your decision?

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Amberay is right, she is not your role model

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Amberay recently was asked by some deluded or possibly stupid fan who demanded to know why she is not doing a great job of being a role model and I must say that on this matter I am solidly with the socialite cum Jimal Roho Safi’s second wife.

https://www.instagram.com/p/COsdkYcnRG0/

Aki si kwa ubaya but mimi Si role model wa Mtu… sitaki pressure ????

You see, there seems to be a very big problem with Africa and Kenya in particular: a dearth of role models. And as a result, a lot of children grow up hoping to see people who look like them whom they can look up to and emulate.

Amberay
Amberay cannot cohabit with her co-wife peacefully yet some woould hold her up as a role model

As a result, any celebrity finds themselves thrust into the unenviable role of being held up on a pedestal as role models. For a socialite like Amberay, this must be doubly confusing because she knows she has nothing to offer any children or their parents in way of direction.

Amberay exemplifies why dating single mothers is frowned upon

Just think about it, a single mother who couldn’t maintain the first relationship that blessed her with a son nor her first stint as a second wife. Yet she is seen as a role model because she has managed to land high net worth men each time she has been lucky enough to settle down.

Amberay
Jamal introduces Amberay to his people

And we have to look to ourselves as a country and a people because we need to understand why socialites and celebrities are celebrated as role models. Perhaps it is down to the fact they have talents. Perhaps it is down to the fact they have put themselves in positions to be celebrated for those very talents. But if this is the case, then what talents do young parents and millennials celebrate in Amberay?

DM Police: Amberay is fooling herself to think she has no competition for Jamal

Why do we outsource the task of training our children well? I would argue that when I finally get children I would like them to view me and my partner as their role models. And if they choose to look up to celebs then by all means let it not be socialites.

Amberay
Amberay

But given the reality that Kenya is a third world nation with bullshit leaders and a corrupt government, perhaps the idea here is simply for one to get out of poverty by any means necessary. So when your daughter turns out to be a socialite, you hope she follows in Amberay’s footsteps so she can elevate herself and you out of poverty. And that is the best a lot of parents and millennials can hope for so that is simply how the chips lie.

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Amberay exemplifies why dating single mothers is frowned upon

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Amberay is a single mother who has gone through all the stages of single motherhood that are available for low tier women. From being married as a second wife earlier, to failing at that relationship and bouncing around in different relationships and finally becoming a video vixen.

DM Police: Amberay is fooling herself to think she has no competition for Jamal

She is currently married to Jamal Roho Safi and while a lot of women are celebrating this new relationship as a win, but to be honest, the more she opens her mouth to tell us about the dynamics in her relationship, the more we laugh at Jamal Roho Safi for being a beta cuck.

Amberay
Jamal introduces Amberay to his people

You see, Jamal Roho Safi is a huge contrast to Amberay’s baby daddy. He is a high networth man who has built for himself an empire that he doubtless would like to pass on to his children.

The Amberay situation shows modern women don’t even know how to be co-wives

He is clearly a family oriented man and is even more than willing to make an honest woman out of his former affair partner, all at the same time while humiliating his first wife (as Amberay keeps insulting her) and yet this man’s second wife has just declared her unwillingness to give him children.

Amberay
Amberay says she will not be giving her husband children of his own by her

Let that sink in. Faith Makau was more than willing to carry and bear a child for some useless deadbeat kijana kia base: a man who by her own admission was too immature to raise their son but she is busy telling strangers on the internet how she is not prepared to give her new husband children because reasons…

Kathy Kiuna needs to teach single mothers how to get and keep a husband

Not that she and Jamal Roho Safi agreed that this is not what they want but rather that she is scared of giving him children and she has unilaterally decided not to carry children for him. That has to make even his most useless uncle wonder what benefits this man gets from being with Amberay.

Amberay
Amberay it could be said belonged to the streets

And this is not a laughing matter either. Jamal Roho Safi has now taken her and her bast son in as his responsibility. he is literally going to be diverting some of his resources from his two full-blooded sons and their mother inorder to share it with Mrs Makau Jamal and her son but she will not give him his own offspring?

Single mothers unite: Saumu Mbuvi is perpetuating a dangerous myth

This is the literal definition of cuckoldry. If you don’t know, that is a term derived from the behaviour of the cuckoo bird with often kills the offspring of other birds and lays its eggs in those birds’ nests and those birds then raise these cuckoo chicks. Sometimes, they don’t actually kill the eggs but simply add their own to the new parent’s brood and because of how big and insatiable the cuckoo bird chics are, the original chick starves to death and the new parents work themselves to death feeding these bastard birds.

Amberay
Amberay has been linked to many celebs but has nothing special to give her husband

This is how my mentor explained all of this nonsense to me. Imagine Jamal Roho Safi providing the best for another man’s child while being denied children of his own by Amberay… How can this be viewed as anything short of a foolish decision?

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DM Police: Amberay is fooling herself to think she has no competition for Jamal

Posted on by Ozymandias

Amberay recently revealed that she is her husband’s community manager and she handles his social media accounts. At first I laughed at this notion because it should be the inverse given she was a trollop socialite.

Has Amberay been exposed for lying about her financial acumen by her hubby?

Then I realized she was serious and it was a couple of weeks too late for her statement to qualify as an April Fool’s joke. And this got me thinking that indeed, it is more than just an example of how unfair modern relationships are but also a statement of how insecure this socialite is.

Amberay
Jamal introduces Amberay to his people

She seems acutely aware that given the circumstances surrounding how their relationship started, she could very well be replaced by a woman as enthusiastic in her new hubby as she was. And this all amount to Amberay mate guarding her man.

Amberay’s hubby Jamal Roho Safi is proof not all men can handle polygamy

You see, she knows she needs to protect her meal ticket man. And who can blame her? She is being proactive about protecting her guy from someone like her especially because he has shown he has very little patience and attention span for long term relationships and when he finds a willing woman, he might very well wife her up.

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Amberay used to post such wholesome images online yet she is worried about her husband’s DMs

But with all things said and done, whether or not she controls his social media profiles inorder to police his DMs (direct messages), this is a losing proposition that depends entirely on all Jamal’s suitors approaching him on social media rather than by calling him or cold approaching him on the streets of Nairobi.

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It is a rather ironic and hilarious self-awareness to know that she must stave off competition from women like her but there is actually a fool-proof way to ensure she maintains the happiness and joy she is currently enjoying with the new relationship energy:

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Amberay with Somali bae, Jamal

Just live your life Amberay. You see, there are more women out there who are more attractive than you and who have better bodies without the burden of coming with some other man’s bastard love child. Add to this the fact that father time and mother nature are not on your side so you can actually realize that policing your man’s DMs is a loser’s game.

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Instead, Amberay should focus on ensuring she creates a peaceful environment for Jamal. She needs to maintain her physique as much as she can and also keep their relationship fun. That way, when the next social media bimbo catches his eye, he will still come back home. Because at the end of the day, she will not out-think hundreds of women who spend their free time dreaming up ways to approach a man like Jamal.

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more wholesome Amberay photos

At the end of the day, she chose this battle when she decided to chase after a high-networth man so she has to make peace with the fact she cannot police his DMs nor his loins and actually focus on what she can control: her behaviour.

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Has Amberay been exposed for lying about her financial acumen by her hubby?

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Remember when I told you not to take Amberay’s financial advice to heart because it was less than straight forward? Well, this has partially been proven to be the case as her husband, Jamal Roho Safi recently revealed he bought her her Hurlingham house.

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My argument was that if you’re going to take advice from someone, let it be someone who can account for their success beyond parting their lips to give you vague answers and amorphous solutions.

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Jamal introduces Amberay to his people

Amberay recently took to her Instagram to tell people that she became a millionaire from selling cereals and matumbo. Which is fine and plausible if she can explain the market dynamics that helped propel her to her first million beyond saying “God blessed me”.

Amberay’s hubby Jamal Roho Safi is proof not all men can handle polygamy

You see, she is a single mother who did not grow up with a silver spoon. She had no connections other than the ones she started forming with the men who were thirsting after her. That is pretty much how to sum up her relationship with Zaheer Jhanda.

Amberay, Jamal Roho Safi
Jamal Roho Safi takes Amber Ray to meet parents

From there Amberay managed to use her intellect to propel her further by also forming connections with his peers. And the man is a multimillionaire so make no mistake about it, his friends are on a similar plane.

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But to go from there to owning a 30 million shilling home is not a joke. And to declare so without bothering to show proof of ownership… Clearly, men and women are held to different standards as any male celebrity who claims they own a house is often impelled to show proof of fact.

And Amberay is not going to be the financial guru you and your girlfriends think her to be. And there is nothing wrong with making her money through marriage but we need to stop being hypocritical. We need to stop being liars.

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Let us call a spade a spade. That way, we will not have hardworking girls living their lives, trying to survive these harsh economic times sinking to depression as they compare their own trajectory to a mirage.

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Amberay’s hubby Jamal Roho Safi is proof not all men can handle polygamy

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Amberay was the talk of the town after she managed to get herself a husband in the form of Jamal Marlow who is by any interpretation of the words a high networth individual. What really pushed the narrative into the realm of juicy gossip is the fact that he is a married man prior to his taking her own.

What is interesting is that as soon as he made the declaration in an attempt to give his new wife legitimacy, his other family began to experience cracks as his wife started closing ranks with Amberay’s former co-wife (yes, this is the second time this lady has been involved in a polygamous setting) and even he had to accept that indeed, he was experiencing some turmoil pursuant to his decision.

Amberay, Jamal Marlow's new bride
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And at this point, the focus shifts entirely onto Jamal and the fact that he is clearly failing at maintaining a polygamous marriage. Which is hilarious tpp witness because his faith actually empowers him to take on two more wives.

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So why does he suck so bad at this whole polygamy thing given it is what a lot of men dream of. Let us dive into a few factors that are both his failure and the reason why he might eventually oversee the failure of his household:

Jamal introduces Amberay to his people

#1. He publicly humiliated his wife

You never ever humiliate the mother of your children unnecessarily and that is precisely what he did. You see, Jamal does not know the edicts of what makes marriages work and one of those edicts is the fact that even as you pursue an affair you never humiliate your wife.
And inorder to protect his new wife’s public image, he has done precisely that, completely forgetting about his family (at least from what we see on social media) and focusing solely on Amberay.

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His wife has doubtless had to endure DMS and even whispers as she goes about her business. Some of which are laden with pity while most are laden with vitriol. Trust me when I say that at his weakest, Jamal will have to contend with his first wife’s ire because as the adage goes, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

#2. He has taken on a wife who belongs to the streets

Amberay is a single mother who got involved with a multimillionaire failed politician in the person of Zaheer Jhanda who found out he couldn’t wife her and stay with his homestead intact. He too was a muslim.
It is the height of hubris to simply assume you will succeed where your predecessor failed. To top that off, this is a woman who was happy to be a video vixen for the celebrities she dated.

Jamal Marlow Jimal Roho Safi

Not only does this socialite not have a great relationship track record, but she was also once shown to have visited a witch doctor -a claim she refused, saying she was acting in an ad that was never released. Add to this the fact that she lacks the common sense to know she shouldn’t be stirring the waters of the family she is now joining and you see why there is a huge cause for concern.

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#3. The relationship started out as an affair

As my mentor put it, “If she cheated for you, she will cheat on you”

According to Jamal’s wife, when the two started dating, she had no idea what was going on. This goes contrary to Islamic teachings but more importantly, it is only a fool who thinks that a woman who was willing to be his partner as he partook in infidelity is going to be loyal to him.

Perhaps for now Jamal is safe because they have new relationship energy going for them. Perhaps it is because he is the best possible option available to Amberay or perhaps she simply wants to prove the haters wrong. But the day will come when other options will avail themselves to her. What then?

 

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Learning from female celebs: Don’t date her if she’s heavily active on social media

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When you look at female celebs like Anerlisa Muigai, Frida Kajala, This is Ess, Karen Nyamu or Amberay the one thing they have in common is that they are very open about their relationships.

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The second thing they have in common is failed relationships that were publicised and cast to all our social media timelines because they are the ones who opened up their relationships for the adoring public to witness and experience.

Amberay

I would have added Yummy Mummy to that list of female celebs but to be fair, she quickly read the script and decided to leave her relationship off her social media brand content. So in the face of new evidence, I shall adjust my opinions accordingly.

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Anyway, these female celebs do not seem to learn from each other’s failures nor do they have any sort of introspection and as a result, we are always so well informed as to what it is that is going on in their relationships. We know when things are great and we know when the relationship has gone belly up without them ever having to confirm anything. This is usually because when there is a problem, they delete their man off their page. When they are sad because of “bae”, they share fake inspirational quotes.

NERO company CEO, Anerlisa Muigai

But as they say,

sicut superius et inferius.

Or you know, as we plebs would say it, “As above, so below”.

That means that when you are into a girl and you notice that just like Kenyan celebs, she is into posting everything on her social media account, that is a huge red flag as to why you shouldn’t date her. And we can really base the entire argument on what we know about Kenyan celebs and their failed marriages.

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#1. Not one influencer can claim that having their relationship out in the public strengthened it

The reason why this is not a thing, is because now you have to also weigh the opinions of your social media inlaws. We invite the burden of their expectations and also attempt to sell them an illusion. If you have more than a lukewarm IQ, then you know that relationships are not a walk in the park. They have a lot of ups and downs and every day you’re in one is a decision to maintain it.
You however lose the freedom to navigate the issues in your relationship and work out a solution in privacy. So imagine having an issue with your girlfriend who posts everything on social media and then her followers start telling her to move on and find a better guy… Why bother even getting into this position with her to begin with?

The Amberay situation shows modern women don’t even know how to be co-wives

#2. It opens new avenues for insecurities to seep in

If your girlfriend is either an influencer or she is always following what her favourite influencers are doing, then you’re familiar with the headache of having her compare herself and her life to what she sees online. These are also the girls in my class who get upset when bae likes another girl’s photos.

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Sharon-Mundia

And woe on you if she follows these relationship influencers. She starts packing on the drama and pressure because This Is Ess was given a helicopter ride before she was proposed to. And lets face it, younger women are more impressionable than their older counterparts so you can imagine the headache you’d have to contend with. She wants to go out on a date to the same expensive place her friend was at and posted to her IG stories. So why bother? And that is on the more mild side of things.

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#3. It heightens competition anxiety

That was the last thing you want. Every time you post something and get a couple of likes, every time you like another girl’s post or when you ignore hers, she immediately assumes it is because you have a romantic interest in her. Or having to constantly assure your partner that you’re still into her but you still like the risque photo that her friend posted -innocently.

Imagine if she loves thirst trapping men online? Or she has an Only Fans account? Now your sanity is constantly tested when she posts herself and a whole host of horny men shoot their shot. How then can you create a successful relationship? You can’t.

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The Amberay situation shows modern women don’t even know how to be co-wives

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Amberay has made herself a laughing stock even as she has forced her husband’s hand and made him have to come out and publicly acknowledge her as his second wife and it is rather hilarious to see her bangle being in a polygamous marriage.

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In all fairness, while this piece will focus on Amberay, I have to also acknowledge that Karen Nyamu falls squarely into the group of women who are either so flawed or damaged to even realize that with their single mother status, being a second wife is often as good as the going will get for them.

Amber Ray
Amberay is not a bastion of intelligence

We have now watched as Amberay has not only opened herself and her family to public scrutiny but even her husband, Jamal “Roho Safi” and his family and marriage. In essence, she has diminished her value as a caregiver by opening up their children and family domez to all of us. And for a high-value man like Jamal, this should be a worrying thing indeed but he is still caught up in their “new relationship energy” to open his eyes to this fact.

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Anyway, back to the matter at hand. African culture allows for polygamous marriages. In most cases this is in the form of polygyny but in few, rare cases, polyandry is accepted. Polygyny is when a man has multiple wives or partners, polyandry is when a woman has multiple men as her husbands.

Amber Ray

In modern Africa and Kenya, polygamy is frowned upon because it is not Western culture. So we have had women like Amberay who would traditionally have benefited freely from polygamy go begging for the opportunity. Our ancestors had a simple and strong understanding of who we are as human beings. Men will always look to spread their seed. Society and civilisation has tried to control this aspect of male behaviour and failed. Women will always look for the best possible male seed.

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Amberay, however, is also the beneficiary of the fact that African society understood that single mothers were often undesirable to eligible bachelors seeking wives. And surviving back then on one’s own was a near impossibility. That struggle was made worse for women who would have had to face the world on their own as they protect their baby. So as a compromise, our ancestors would often marry single mothers off to older men who have the means to take care of other men’s offspring, and were willing to do so.

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Amberay is ruining the beginning opf her stint as a second wife

Whatever the case may be, in Kenya,, we have seen a rise in the number of women who are willing to take on the mantle of the second wife. But, more often than not, because we banished this practice to kaburi la sahau, we have never learnt how to make such marriages work. Not even our Muslim brothers seem to understand how to make such relationships work.

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Amberay found a man who was willing to overlook the fact that she is not only a single mother but already has one failed marriage and was once a socialite. yet she is still antagonizing Jamal’s household. She is busy rubbing the fact that she has her new man in the face of everyone, in the process humiliating his wife. That is not how to go about it but then again, Amberay shows strong signs of being a narcissist.

Jamal Roho Safi’s family before he took on a second wife

Rather than thinking about how she can make their blended family work, Amberay is busy parading her man much to the spite of his first wife. Never mind that Jamal has children by her. Never mind the fact that these children are internalizing their mother’s humiliation. And yet we will one day wonder why the children of the first wife loathe their counterparts from the second wife.

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Jamal has failed. His attempt at being a polugamist are as inept as one would expect from an ostrich performing brain surgery. But in Amberay I see someone who just relishes the opportunity to cause chaos. She should be making an ally out of her co-wife. Their religion allows this. Instead, she is aggravating an already sore situation.

Amber Ray introduced to Jamal Roho Safi’s family

My prediction? This marriage will not last. Time will tell whether or not I am right. And if I were Amberay’s relative, I would advise her to seek wisdom from her much older relatives.

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