Single Ladies Rule the Phone Game in Kenya, Says Hilarious Report
In a twist that would make even the most tech-savvy soap opera writer chuckle, a new ICT report from the Kenya National Bureau of Statistics has revealed that divorced and separated women in Kenya are practically married to their phones. Yes, you read that right!
Based on the 2022 Kenya Demographic Health Survey, where they quizzed over 45,000 Kenyans about their tech habits, here’s the scoop: 80.4% of Kenyan men and 77.5% of women are clutching onto their phones like it’s their lifeline. But, hold your horses, because the real fun starts when we dive into the marital status breakdown.
Married Kenyan men are phone enthusiasts, with 95% of them owning one, probably to keep up with the latest football scores or, let’s be real, to watch TikTok. But when it comes to women, the tables flip. The ladies who’ve said “adios” to their marriages or relationships are leading the charge with phone ownership at a whopping 91.3% for the separated and 91.1% for the divorced. It seems like once you’re out of the relationship, the phone becomes the new partner.
Widowed women aren’t far behind, holding onto their phones at 88%, while married women are at 86.5%. It’s like they’ve traded in the wedding ring for a smartphone subscription. And let’s not forget, those living with partners have the highest rate of smartphone ownership among women at 47.3%, right behind the separated and divorced gals.
Now, let’s talk internet. Divorced and separated women are surfing the web more than their male counterparts, with usage rates of 42.2% and 47.9% respectively. It’s like they’ve got all the time in the world now that they’re not dealing with “honey-do” lists.
Meanwhile, the radio’s still kicking it old school. Widowed men are tuning in at 98.5%, probably to catch up on some nostalgic tunes or the daily news. For women, those living with partners are the radio queens at 79.3%, maybe enjoying some morning shows while getting ready for the day.
So, what have we learned? In Kenya, if you’re looking for tech-savvy, look no further than the single ladies. They’re not just surviving post-marriage; they’re thriving, one phone at a time. Who needs a partner when you’ve got a smartphone that listens, doesn’t argue, and can order takeout at 2 AM?
