Scientists Discover That Most High Earners Sleep in This Position

So, you want to be a high-earner? Well, it seems the secret might not just be hard work and dedication. According to a recent survey, you might want to consider sleeping face-down like a starfish having a panic attack.

Apparently, those in the top 10% of earners are more likely to sleep in the “freefall” position. You know, the one where you look like a mandazi that’s seen better days. Experts say this position might indicate a risk-taking personality – or just a really bad neck.

But don’t worry, if you’re a side sleeper or a back sleeper, you’re not doomed to a life of mediocrity. While the freefallers might be raking in the dough, the rest of us can find comfort in the fetal position or the classic “pillow hugger.”

Just remember, the key to success might not be your sleep position, but rather your willingness to wake up and face the day, even if it means dealing with a stiff neck and a confusing dream about tax returns.