Noti Flow’s New Years Resolutions are a joke

No one is going to debate whether or not Noti Flow is a bimbo. And that’s pretty much because she is you will never hear her name brought up in a conversation about cerebral thought or activities.

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Case in point would be is resolutions; the female rapper or should I say the former rapper recently shared some of her New Year’s resolutions and they were a joke. One of those resolutions from the female who identifies as a lesbian who has been in a relationship with other women for a long time was that she was going to avoid “f boys”.

One has to wonder why a lesbian is so concerned about interacting with and dating f boys. Well that’s because Noti Flow is clearly a lipstick lesbian. Is someone who tries off of shock jock content. Her entire life is lead as if she is still on a reality show.

She really those instances of introspection which is why another of her resolutions was for her to “live her best life” as well as indulge in some self-care. To anyone with the requisite two brain cells required to rub together to spark a thought, you instantly realise that this is a contradiction.

That is because you realise what notifications: Self-care is a doing the hard work required to make yourself the best possible version of yourself. That involves delaying gratification as well as in raining self-discipline. That’s why it is said you aren’t truly free until you’ve mastered yourself.

Noti Flow is in Dubai now *wink wink*

Now juxtapose this with her talking about leaving her best life – you know self-indulgence. So Noti Flow wants us to believe that she intends to make herself the best possible version of herself while simultaneously indulging in debauchery? How Sway?!

This cognitive dissonance is why she believes she should still be a respected rapper while only putting out one song every 2 or 3 years. She is truly a great example of why people scoff at New Year’s resolutions.

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