Mejja must be slangin’ because his ex can’t get over him!

Yesterday was Mejja’s birthday and what was a rather hilarious turn of events, his ex-wife(?) decided to let the world know she is still not over him.

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I mean, she posted a hateful message that showed she still harbours anger and ill will towards him but the underlying message was that she is still not over his fat self.

And we have to be honest about why that might be. Because when the truth is told, he isn’t exactly the best looking of men. The brother has a big head and a rather personal face. But he is tall so maybe that offsets that. He is fat but he is also hilarious and creative.

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He is a celebrity but he is out of shape. Nah, really though, Mejja sweats buckets from walking up an aeroplane’s flight of stairs. So what could it possibly be that has this woman completely stuck on him?

Sure he has swagger and confidence but I think those two elements of his personality are from knowing he is slangin’ meat!

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I said it. I truly believe what has this woman completely hung off Mejja, is the fact that he has life-changing meat slangin’ tactics that left her entirely dickmatized. That is why after an entire year, she is still looking to be a blimp on his radar because he is representing all of us men with personal faces: he found a way to hack the system.

And she doesn’t want to get over him because she has not found any other man who can replace him in the bedroom. Let it sink in. A year on, she still remembers to wish him a happy birthday takes effort. She has to have actively decided to remember his day and then put in the effort to get her Instagram fingers a flexing.

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I don’t know about you but I have never bothered to wish any of my exes a happy birthday -let alone one I claim to hate. Mejja is clearly the big daddy she cannot get over. And being a small, insignificant feature on his radar is better than being completely forgotten.

I am not a betting man but today I am feeling very confident that I could bet my house on the fact that she would jump at the chance to get back into his bed.

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