Judge Ian Shocks Kenyans By Showing Up In Kisumu To Judge “Miss Bum Bum”

The idea that a venerated judge, a judge of sound mind and mettle like Ian Mbugua would show up to judge the biggest butt is in itself very disconcerting and a shame to all elderly self respecting men! Don’t get it twisted guys. Butt is good. I love it humongous. 

 Over the weekend Judge Ian was in Kisumu where he was the presiding judge, charged (with a couple other young guys) with coming up with the lady who had the biggest, most awe-inspiring, sexiest butt to walk down the ramp. Now, I am made to understand that the venerated Judge works who has won many with Tusker Project Fame also doubles also works at Brookhouse as a music teacher and has a son who is in campus. 

I have not put myself up on a pedestal as a moral god, but the idea that Judge Ian would reduce himself to sitting and judging the biggest butt in Kisumu is shameful and bad for his image. He should have kept his head up and turned down the offer and walked away fast when he still had time to.  Judging the woman with the most inspiring behind should have been left to younger, vivacious and  glamorous guys not a music teacher. Of course we can argue that he might have been there in the capacity of a fashion critic, but we all know that Judge Ian is not exactly the most fashionable man we’ve ever seen. 

This was the idea: 

Below is the king sarcasm, Ian Mbugua with the crowned winner and other photos from the contest. 

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 Photos courtesy|club da place Kisumu