Jubilee Blogger Fakes His Own Kidnapping. Is Found In His House Dead Drunk…Here Are The Dramatic Details.

His name is Mugo Wa Wairimu. One of the most harebrained Kenyan bloggers who shot to infamy immediately after the death of Fidel Odinga who he spent a very insane amount of time hurling tasteless epithets at.

Now,Mugo Wa Wairimu,whose Facebook page is swamped with some very obviously thoughtless posts and idle musings,and whose allegiance to the Jubilee Government is undeniable,last night pulled a fast one on his friends…And sent them on a vain wild goose chase all night after tipping them,with his OWN phone,that he had been ABDUCTED.

ABDUCT,for the daft,means,Kidnap. Or take possession of someone forcefully for intents of committing crimes on or siphoning money through them.

Being a blogger,and a controversial one at that,one is made to believe that Mugo Wa Wairimu is a man whose life is constantly in danger. And,actually,it is. I know the industry. And I know its a risky one…Especially for the very unequivocal.

Now,Mugo Wa Wairimu has repeatedly told his friends and followers that his life is in danger. He has,in the past,indicated that he has encountered mercenaries who has been sent to either kill,harm or threaten him but he,somehow,foiled their plot. Or outfoxed them.

His followers have repeatedly told him to watch his back. And to tone down his very acerbic posts which,almost always,seem to berate,harangue and excoriate the CORD leadership.

Mugo’s scarlet disdain for Raila Odinga is legendary.

Now,last night,Mugo called a section of his friends and fellow Jubilee-inclined bloggers telling them that he had been kidnapped. And that he had been blindfolded an led to a cold forest.

Knowing just how very possible an abduction on the person of Mugo was,His friends immediately believed him and scampered allover town in search of him.

One of the friends who spent a whole night searching for Mugo was one Joseph Githu. Now,after Mugo called Joseph telling him that he had been kidnapped,Joseph sprang to drastic action.

He marshaled all the wits and energies and connections he could in a bid to trace the abducted Mugo Wa Wairimu.

And,among the people that Joseph frantically called in order to save Mugo’s life was Government mandarin,Dennis Itumbi,one Steve K Kewa,Pauline Njoroge and Jayne Waithera.

All of these individuals sprang to action. And couldn’t sleep for a minute.

Joseph even called a Car-and-mobile tracking company PaceTrack AutoCenter to try and trace Mugo’s whereabouts.

It all went on for almost a whole night before the TRUTH was finally known.

Mugo wasn’t abducted. No,Never!

Instead,Mugo had been in his house all through…Where he was found super drunk and incoherent.

One of the people Mugo contacted was another Jubilee-inclined blogger Pauline Njoroge who made a very bitter Facebook post this morning castigating Mugo for wasting her night,time and energy only to be discovered drunk as a sailor-and very safe-in his own house.

Mugo’s followers,too,jammed his Facebook wall to hurl insults at and berate him for wasting their time,pulling such a dangerous prank,acting so foolishly and giving them such an unnecessary panic attack.

Mugo,to this minute,has not said a word. Neither is he picking his phone. And,according to his friend Joseph,Mugo executed his OWN abduction at the guidance and help of one Albert Kiarie Mkenya.

Some of his friends are even advising him to seek medical help,visit a psychiatry and quit bluffing on such grave matters as abduction…which could jeopardize efforts to actually save him from a REAL abduction in future. Which,going by his nature and character,may be,to be honest,inevitable.

                                                             Mugo’s irate fans pour out their bile on him.

He has also been advised to go slow on alcohol-something his friends say he is very very fond of.

Well,the drama has just started…..We shall be waiting here to see what angle it takes next.

Popcorns at the ready.