Is Brenda Wairimu Pregnant? Juliani Refuses To Comment

I just walked into the office, picked up a newspaper and wouldn’t you know, the daily gossip rag had a story for me to enjoy. Then again, it only happens once a week so I may aswell not act too surprised. Anyway, back to the lecture at hand.

The story in question is an exclusive that Brenda Wairimu might be pregnant and I had to confirm. So naturally, the first person I called was her boyfriend Juliani. I spooke to the talented lad who refused to comment. He pointed out that some of the fact in the story are wrong. She isn’t back home in Mombasa, she is in Nairobi with him.

However, he said that he doesn’t see why the story is worth the hullabaloo because, “kuna vitu za maana zinafanyika”.
Eh henn… My calls to her publicist/ manager Ruth Adallah went unanswered and so was my call to the comely lass. Just what is going on? Hmmm?
Keep it Ghafla as we dig deeper into this story.