How To Get A Girl’s Number Easily And Quickly

Two of the biggest challenges men face when seducing women are how to start and how to finish. The first procedure in scoring with a girl is getting a number. Unless you are ‘chipoing’ her at a club. Getting a number is much easier than you might think.

The absolute best way to leave with her contacts is to ASSUME THE SALE.

What am I talking about? Simply hand her your smart phone and say:

“Key in your number. I’ll hit you up with a plan sometime.”

Say it with a wry smile. She won’t knock your phone away, trust me.

Why does this work so well?

Like a Standard 4 teacher, let me outline the reasons for you:

• It is a boss move. By handing her the phone, you are taking charge of the situation. You are also not asking, you are demanding politely. Women get wet over dominant men
• It shows masculinity. Great men, curve out their own paths. They don’t beg to be allowed in. In a world where men are pleading and ASKING for a phone number, you will be TELLING her to put her number in. And she’ll be glad to know you want her
• It gives her expectations of greater things. She knows she’s just not giving you her number for nothing. She knows you will give her fun times.

What if she says she has a boyfriend?

Simply say

“You have a boyfriend? That’s great. So does my girlfriend”

Or

“Who said I want to take his role?”

And what if you meet the kind of chic who says ‘no’ before you even ask for anything?

Once in a while, you will always encounter the NO girl… Before you even cough a syllable, she shoots up her tattooed hand and shouts “No” or “Jipe shughuli”… and there you are looking all embarrassed and confused! People are probably laughing at you. Don’t worry, there’s no need to fret.

This type of chic is usually an above average bimbo who thinks she’s the hottest being on planet earth. Her programmed autonomic rejection is just an act she puts on for the sorry purpose of self-medicating her ever-vigilant ego.

The truly hot chics don’t do this this upuzi because 1) they aren’t approached that often by men (most guys are scared of them) and 2). they don’t have to be bitchy towards men to look cool.

The NO chic is often found in groups of her BFFs, because it’s fun for her to insta-reject a man for the amusement of her cackling bitch friends.

DO NOT LET THIS CHIC EMBARRASS YOU

If you display resentment or appear insulted, you are letting the No Girl win. Learn to dismiss her faggy theatrics with honed reactions such as these..

THE ‘NO’ CHIC: *hand shoots up* “No!”

YOU: “Hey chill out, I was just gonna tell you you have sukuma on your teeth.”

Telling her to “chill out” is important because you are avoiding embarrassment by embarrassing her instead. You want everyone within earshot distance to understand she’s crazy for reacting so hostilely. Social shaming is bitch taming. Anyday anytime

Alternate version:

THE ‘NO’ CHIC: *hand shoots up* “No!”

YOU: “Hey chill out, I came over to talk to your friend.”

There’s also the nonverbal response:

THE ‘NO’ CHIC: *hand shoots up* “No!”

YOU: *high five the girl’s outstretched hand and walks away*

Happy hunting and remember: the number is just the beginning and should be the ‘last resort’.