Hey Ladies,Are You Single?? Don’t Worry. Jubilee’s ‘Executive Director’ Paul Kobia Wants To Be Your Boyfriend. Here’s How.

Valentines is going down tomorrow. Amid the madness and the rush and the sentimentalism that is about to choke Nairobi starting this evening,topped by the Villa Kempinski absurdities,many will be left high and dry. Super dry.

But not to worry. Your days of blues are over. You don’t really need a boyfriend. Or Girlfriend this weekend. I mean,its beyond Your control,anyway.

Nairobi’s “Next Senator” Mr. Paul Kobia has decided to step in and act as Your Lover. For absolutely free.

He needs to show You, his future voters,that he not only can satisfy Your Nairobi needs but Your heart yearnings,too.

And to kick off his campaigns in earnest,Paul Kobia,the resident lunatic,has decide to pull off a very satisfying Valentines Date for ALL his single and lonely constituents.

Announcing the good news on his very preferred mode of communication,Twitter,Kobia urged ALL single Nairobians to Inbox him for a night of pleasure…Courtesy of their Next Senator.

So,for the single ones amongst us,Not to worry.

Kobia got Your desires covered. Literally.