Here Is Everything You Wanted To Know About Ghafla Writer Etemesi But Were Afraid To Ask

Today, I have compiled some of the best questions I have been asked by readers of late and answered them in the best way possible. Here we go

Q: “What’s your ideal type of girl?”

A short girl with a pretty face. It doesn’t matter if she’s lightskin, darkskin, slim or momo. So longer as she’s short with a pretty face, she can get the ‘D’

Q: “Are all the sex stories you write true?

Absolutely. I always write my tales from experience. I call it factual erotica. Before i write, I always seek permission from the girl i banged first. Of course i am great at persuading people so most of the girls never decline my request to write about them. The only condition that majority of them have is that I change their names when writing. Some random girls even offer me sex so that I write about them. It’s crazy. Some haters have said i write porn but serious people know that erotica is an art. In fact, most of the world’s all time best selling books are erotica novels

Q: “Why do you teach guys to be team mafisi members?”

I teach guys how to be sexually attractive. This includes being confident and masculine, traits that women say they don’t love, but respond favourably to anyway. There is not a single known case of one of my supporters being involved in any crimes against women that has been linked to my writing. If there was, the media would certainly report on it.

Q: “Do your parents read what you write?”

My dad does sometimes. He is supportive and always encourages me to do what i do. My mum hates the internet. The only time she checks me out is when i appear on a newspaper. She still thinks i should get saved

Q: “You also write for renowned International platforms such as Elite Daily andGirlschase.com How does it feel to be the only Kenyan blogger with such a privilege?’

Feels great. Like i always say, i am the sheriff in this town

Q: “You like trolling people. Are you a real life troll or not?”

I was given a gift to be interesting and sensational. I can wrap subtle truths in packaging that gets massive attention. I don’t do it on purpose—it just comes out naturally in my personality and writing. It’s not something I can just turn off.

Q: “Are you a pick up artist?”

I am a seducer. I believe in seducing women and giving them a good time. Pick up artists only aim for phone numbers and sex. So no, i am not a pick up artist.

Q: “Do you ever date? Or do you just do one night/day stands”

I date once a while. It’s not a priority for me right now though.

Q: “Do you ever get rejected?”

Yes, once in a while, i meet girls who are like “You sleep with many girls. I can’t get in bed with you”. Then sometimes i meet girls who reject me without knowing who i am then later come back with a change of heart after discovering am this popular writer

Q: “Are you a bad boy?”

No. I am actually a very humble guy. Those who meet me for the first time usually get surprised. I am not a bad boy. I am just extremely naughty.

Q: “How can I get in contact with Etemesi?”

Whatsapp me on 0722258272. I always respond. Or find me on Instagram (@etemessy), Facebook (Philip Etemesi), and Twitter (@etemessy)

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Philip Etemesi