Here Are 20 Things That Luo Singer Akothee Said On #TheTrend That Brought Out The Full Ujaluo In Her.
If you don’t know Akothee by now,it’s probably because there is NOTHING to know her for. Really. But the interview she gave at the Larry Madowo show last night proved us wrong. We really should know Akothee. Really.
Last night,NTV’s most popular tabloid show #TheTrend was on fire! Blazing fire! This is after one lady named Akothee stormed into the studios and held nothing back…Giving the full story of her lavish life,detailing every little aspect of her past,laying it all bare,opening up like no one ever did and blowing up the internet.
She arrived in an ostentatious African-print dress that flowed all the way down to her toes and beyond. She didn’t have any make-up on(We assume) and as for the bling on her neck? And fingers? Boss please…She spared NOTHING in looking every inch the female mogul.
She looked like money. And talked like it. Making sure that ONLY the flashiest segments of her life were heard…Though she did regale us with tales of her really downtrodden upbringing too. Plus her marriage at 14. And how she ‘stole’ her own kids from her estranged hubby years later. Oh,what a life!
She was the true embodiment of braggadocio. Her words exposed a woman that is truly the Queen of her little Kingdom,she sounded arrogant,rash,self-assured,egocentric,money-oriented and still at the same time,intriguing and inspiring….
If only she made all her money. And didn’t get it (Or wrest it) from random old white people who were too smitten by what she somehow believes is her ‘beauty’. Oh,the delusion.
Akothe went on and on…And on and on…Like only a woman of her mettle would. Ensuring that she put everyone in their place,made an impact,reminded us of her legendary tribe and proved to us just why she is THE RICHEST Kenyan singer(Jaguar,are you there??). If we can even call her a singer in the first place. And if what she puts out can even be classified as music for a start.
But hey,we assume she has fans. So well…
Anyway,Here are 20 THINGS THAT AKOTHEE SAID that prove that she,truly,Is LUO from head to bottom.
Luos are known for their overt ostentatiousness,lavish lifestyles,unapologetic arrogance,opulent lives,extravagance and self-assuredness.
And Akothee is the quintessential Luo. Here’s proof. In 20 words….From her own very minted mouth.
On why she shows off her wealth..
1. I don’t display openly,that’s the life I am living…
On the cost of her extravagant music videos…Which no one,eventually,will watch…
2.That’s the cheapest video I’ve done(Djele Djele) It costs Ksh.1 Million…
On why she does what she does…
3. I am an impossible woman. I do the impossible…
On how much her upcoming video cost…
4. It cost me around KSH.4 million…I shot it in South Africa…
On why she spends so much on music…
5. I don’t mind going broke…I’ve already tasted riches…
On why her first marriage ended..
6. I’m NOT romantic. I am a Jaluo. I cannot be a door mat. I do what pleases me. Not what pleases a man.
On what men said to her…And personal revelations…
7. I didn’t know I was beautiful…I didn’t know I was pretty…
On her hobby
8. That’s my hobby(Buying cars). I can buy cars like everyday. I have 15 cars…15 fleets(sic)
On her first rented house…
9. Mimi ni mjaluo…Sikuanza kule chiiini…Nyumba ya kwanza ilikuwa ya 15 thousand…
On Marriage…
10. We can live together so long as we like each other…I dont want to start running looking for divorce papers..We get bored,You just go your way.
On dating
11. Every man who wants to date me,You must fit in my plan. I dont fit in your plans…Ouch
On her final birth in Mombasa
12. 300k just for pushing this thing out? I just went to Jocham,paid 12k and kept the rest of the money for my taxi business…(Wait,Isnt that a Kikuyu?)
On her houses…
13. I built a palace worth Ksh. 80 Million…
On her occupations…
14. I am a farmer.,C.E.O Akothee Properties,C.E.O Akothee Safari and Director at Morningstardiani.com we have apartments,villas etc…
On Beauty
15. I dont do make-up. Doing making is wasting my time. I am always thinking of making moeny. (Again,isnt that a Kikuyu line?)
On dating…again…
16. They are dating me. I am NOT dating anybody.
On whether she has a sponsor…Kama wa Huddah Mpanua Miguu
17. Yes,I have one…And that’s ME! Dong!
On whether she dates younger men…
18. It’s because I’m hot and beautiful. If they see me with any man…You’ll see it on papers tomorrow.
On dating Benachi,the gospel singer
19. Me? Dating Benachi? Why? Damn! That hurts!
On dating a politician…
20. No. Never! I don’t want to go broke!
Waaaaah! Sawa! I aint got nuthin’ to say. Tajiri akiongea,munanyamaza! Sawa sawa??!
