Here Are 11 Things You Can Do With The 32.3 Billion Shillings KBC Owes Japan’s Overseas Economic Cooperation Fund

KBC is in debt! That shouldn’t shock you really if you have read why KBC are in debt. And you can find that article here. But just how much is 32.3 billion and what can you do with such money? Well let’s get into it aye?
32.3 billion Kenya shillings is an unbelievable amount of money given 1,000,000.00kshs is equivalent to 92,233,720,368,547,760.00 Zimbabwean dollars.

Well, 32.3 billion is equivalent to 3,740,663.00 million dollars. And what can you do with such money? Well:

#1. You can buy citizenship in Malta

Malta has decided to sell it’s citizenship for the mere price of 350,000 Euros. But if you have 32.3 billion shillings, that would be a drop in the ocean!

#2. You can buy 3 Pagani Huayra supercars

1 Pagani Huayra supercar costs 1 million dollars. But if you had the amount of money KBC owes, you can buy 3. Spend dahda!

#3. Buy Catalina Migliorini’s virginity ($780K)

Catalina -whoever_ decided to sell her virginity to the highest bidder and the asking price was 780,000$. But if you had the kind of money KBC owes, you can buy her and her two younger sisters and still have enough for a ranch in Nakuru.

She doesn’t look like she’d be worth the money though.

#4. Become a rapper and feature 2 Chainz on 30 of your songs.

It costs 100,00$ for a verse from 2 Chainz but if you had 3 million dollars somewhere, that shouldn’t be a real problem now should it?

#5. Buy your spouse the GinzaTanaka platinum purse

Maybe she caught you cheating or you forgot your wedding day anniversary. You can simply buy her 3 of these.

#6. Buy Vera 717 weaves

Vera claims to have spent 450,000kshs on her weave aye? Well, if you had the kind of money KBC owes, you could buy her seven hundred and seventeen more.

#7. Buy 3,230,000 sanitary towels for girls

The kind of money that KBC owes can buy 3million plus pads for girls who have had to drop out of school everytime their aunt Flow comes calling because of the humiliation they have to endure.

#8. Forget all that, why not just buy the watch Jay Z wears?

The Hublot Big Bang costs 1 million dollars and why wouldn’t it when it is entirely diamond encrusted? Jay Z got one from his wife. But with 3 million shillings should be able to get you one, me one and then you can give the third to whomever you please!

#9. Buy 3 Ghafla’s

#10. Have lunch with Caroline Mutoko, Maina Kageni and Baba Ghafla

For an audience with Caroline Mutoko, you have to part with 350,000 Kenya shillings for half an hour. Maina Kageni charges about 450,000/- and Baba Ghafla has expensive taste. But with 3 million dollars, you can have dinner with the three of them for an entire month!

#11. Buy Oliech an Entire New wardrobe

Oliech recently revealed to SDE that he owns a jacket worth 500,000/- but with the amount of money KBC owes, you can buy Oliech an entire new wardrobe so he stops going to blankets and Wine in skirts!

PROBLEM?