GHAFLA EXPLORES: 5 Rules Every ‘Team Mafisi’ Member Should Live By
I am honored to be a popular writer. But what I write doesn’t always go down well with everyone. In as much as I get a lot of praise for my mastery of the pen, I also get endless backlash from some holier than thou humans who believe that I am spoiling the society and causing good men to turn into dogs.
So before I begin. I would like to set some few things straight. Ever since I was a kid, I always wanted to bang girls. I’m glad to be living that dream and writing about it. Another thing is that you don’t have to try banging many girls just because Etemesi is doing it or your friend is doing it. If you are happier staying loyal to one woman, then for all intents and purposes, do that. Don’t force yourself to live a life that isn’t yours.
But if your blood boils every time you see a fine ass passing, then that means your body is giving you a message. And that message is ‘BANG THEM ALL’
There are just some few rules you need to follow when you have ‘fisi’ DNA in your blood. These rules will keep you safe and devoid of regrets. These rules will bar you from a guilty conscience, The rules are as follows
Always respect your main chic (If you have one)
The scenario is set up like this. You have a hot, loyal girlfriend who loves you with all her heart but you just can’t prevent yourself from sticking your tool in every hole you get, whether wide or tight. It’s alright. Let no one judge you, unless that person has a bedsitter in heaven. Just respect your main chic at all times. Spend more time with her than with any other girl. Spend more money on her than on any other girl. Don’t chat with other girls while she’s around. Shag her better than you shag other girls. Be nice to her, because at your darkest moment, she’s the only one who’ll be around. She’s the woman who has your back.
Protect yourself.
Some people have even told me that I will make other men get diseases by influencing them to f*ck around. The truth is that every man is responsible for himself. Personally, I always bang every girl with a condom. I have never been brainwashed by the ‘nyama kwa nyama bullshit. Coz no matter how alpha you are, you can never be sure that you are the only one banging her. My friend recently got gonorrhea because he made the mistake of trusting a girl. Apparently, they had gotten tested together about four months ago so he was banging her ‘condomless’ every weekend. Masaibu yakampata. ’ The fact is, If you bang girls raw then get a disease, you only have yourself to blame.
I’ll give you a few tips on how to be even safer.
Crucial tip 1: Never lick a girls’ punani if you have sores or a cut in your mouth. And before you bury your mouth between her legs, examine her first. If there’s a smell or any strange looking thing, don’t do it. Just pretend you are having a heart attack or something to avoid it,
Crucial tip 2: The intensity with which you pump on a girl’s punani during lungula should also depend on how wet she is. There are ‘dry’ girls and there are ‘maji maji’ girls. If a girl is the ‘dry’ type, don’t bang her too hard or the condom might break. Be gentle. If a girl is maji maji, you can ban her as hard as you wish coz there’s enough lubrication.
Avoid using the words ‘I love you’ carelessly
There’s a big secret you ought to know if you want to get more and more punani. A lot of girls are careful when it comes to choosing a man to get into a relationship with but that they are not that careful when it comes to choosing a man to bang, That means that if you pretend to want a relationship in order to get sex, you are most likely to fail than when you push for sex directly. The words ‘I love you’ won’t get you the punani much quicker. They will only scare her away or make her hold back for long before giving it to you.
When you avoid saying ‘I love you’ carelessly, you also avoid having a bunch of thots who think you’ll date them. Know that a girl can destroy you if you lie to her for personal gain and she ends up finding about it. Keep it real and classy.
Never admit to cheating
Stride this seduction game without apology or excuse. As a ‘team mafisi’ member, you might not be scared of losing other girls, but you will most definitely be scared of losing your main chic. In that case, ‘never admit to cheating’. This has been said so many times but I will emphasize. A confession will be the end of you. Don’t believe her when she tells you that she’ll forgive you if you admit. She won’t. Chics have a dog’s instinct for uncovering infidelity in men but most of the time they won’t really punish you until you admit and ask for forgiveness. Don’t make it easy for them
When a girl knows you truly love her, she will stick by you even when she thinks you are fooling around. The word here is ‘thinks’, not ‘knows’. She can only ‘know’ if you admit you did it. So in that case, never admit. When she asks, just say, “What are you talking about?”.
Make your life your priority, not women
Focus on your hustle and goals in life. Parcel your efforts accordingly. Avoid taking chics too seriously In fact, the only true way to have fun with the female species and appreciate the endless pleasures they bring is to take them at face value and not delve in too deeply. Women are kinda like Kristoff songs or cake. If you try to figure out the value they add to your life, you won’t enjoy them. Forget all those romantic cliches of the leading man proclaiming his undying love for a woman and worshipping her. Women want a man who has something going in his life
Despite whatever protestations to the contrary, women do not want to be “The One” or the center of a man’s existence. They in fact want to subordinate themselves to a worthy man’s life purpose, to help him achieve that purpose with their feminine support, or to lazily enjoy the fruits of the man’s labor. When you are focussed, you create gravitational pull that makes you attract chics as painlessly and efficiently as possible. But the moment a woman feels she is your main objective, she will despise you.
I love women myself but women are not my priority. Writing is my priority. I never feel bad when I lose a girl but I feel bad when I write a poor article. The same should apply to you. Know your purpose in life, be true to it and women will stay tuned to whatever you offer them.
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