Ciku Muiruri’s Advice to Man. U Fans after a Losing Streak

 My favourite EPL team has become the laughing stock of town. Just when you think the trolling would stop, you get beaten again and it starts all over again *sigh*. The jokes and memes on Twitter have been coming fast and furious but, haters, Manchester United has won 20 Championship we are just having a rough time at the moment. 

Anyhow, this morning, Classic 105’s Ciku Muiruri had something for all Man U fanatics. Take a look;

Dear Man U Fans,

After news of the guy who netted himself over the weekend it’s time for an intervention. Although it might seem as if your pain and unhappiness will never end, it is important to realize that crises are usually temporary. Solutions are often found, feelings change, unexpected positive events occur. Remember: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Give yourself the time necessary for things to change and the pain to subside. Do something else. Watch netball. For heaven’s sake, don’t watch the massacre if you’re not strong enough to take it!

This message is brought to you by SSW (Soccer Suicide Watch). Our tag line – It’s never that serious people!

Helping losers cope since 2005.

Regards,
Top of the Table Leaders,
The Gooners.