CAMPUS EXPOSED : After The NTV Expose, This Now Is How Girls From Nairobi Aviation Party,Where They Club, Who They Date And Their Sex Life

To close this chapter this week, but not forever, let’s focus on one of our less-than-glamorous Colleges. We’ve already talked of Kenyatta University girls, Nairobi University girls and USIU girls. I was going to give you the low down on the JKUAT girls but sadly, I’m not done conducting a research on them. So why not keep up the trend by dishing out on the little dirty ways of the girl from shamed college, Nairobi Aviation.

Nairobi Aviation college made news months ago after it was exposed for being a fraudulent institution serving manufactured certificates and offering some of the shoddiest, lamest courses while at it. After the expose, social media erupted with some of the most hilarious memes and trolls lampooning the school and all of its students.

Even Street routs followed soon after… With mad, mortified students camping outside the Nation Centre to not just protest the ‘untrue’ representation of their school but also cause quite a ruckus.

Well, that’s alooooot of water under the bridge now. And the school, I assume, gas gone back to business and recovered all the losses they had made after that damning television exclusive.

Long story short, even the girls of Nairobi Aviation are not averse to a good, drunken time. Never mind the hilarity of their courses or the absurdity of their institution.

So, how do the girls from Nairobi Aviation, infamously known as the hub of cheats and skulduggery go about their extra-curricular activities?

That don’t involve sports or educational symposia? Let’s see…

 

PARTY

Owing to the fact that most-if not all-of them come from humble backgrounds, with pretty much means less pocket money and more hassling, these girls are not really the party animals they’d wish to be. Parties to them are far-between. Clubbing is not something they’re used to. And even when they club, the places they visit to get down and break a sweat are not exactly places you want to go with the new girl you’ve just met. It should also be remembered that these girls come from campuses that are located in the seediest and most squalid part of the City. With such a background, of noise and human traffic, market bustle and general city commotion, even their party lives are as such ;rowdy, prone to fights, messy, loud, confusing and tacky.

 

TRUANCY

Given the notorious nature of the college, as evidently shown to us by the NTV expose, evading classes is not something so new to these lasses. Half of the time, they’re either too bored or too broke or too tired to attend class. And granted that the school administration itself, according to NTV, doesn’t seem to pay any particular attention to ethics and general educational morals, running away from classes in this College is as easy as ABC. Happens all the time. In all weather.

 

SEX LIFE

You can’t quite explain the sex life of a Nairobi Aviation girl. For the most part, by the way, it’s boring and regular. It’s typical. No fireworks. No controversy. No taboo. Just the same old sex trend…

Girl meets boy, girl is showered with a couple gifts and a dozen club trips and voila, it’s dog style baby! But like all Campus girls, these girls love them some good sex. But they ain’t really experimental. And many of them haven’t tasted one of their own. Or kissed a girl just like themselves. They, however, do have very active sex lives… And their weekends are almost always set aside for a little romp in the sack.

 

SPONSORS

Given that they come from humble homes, homes that practiced a strict version of PCEA Christianity and homes that were in the village, these girls are still yet to warm up to this whole sponsor thing. Also, given how small the school is and how easy it is for gossip to spread, most of the girls here are afraid of having a sponsor. For fear of negative publicity across school and being the butt of mean, sanitary room gossip over lunch time. Even the ones with a sponsor or two don’t make it public at all. Sponsor affairs are a strict hush-hush affair here.

Another reason that makes most of the Nairobi Aviation girls lack sponsors if also the obvious fact that they sort of lack the flavor, beauty, flair and sexiness that attracts moneyed honchos to them. And that’s why they inter-date. That is,date amongst themselves in the college. Ouch.

 

ALCHOHOL PREFERENCE AND SUBSTANCE ABUSE

Like any college girl, no matter where from and how exposed, alcohol does form a very huge part of their lives. They need it to look cool and to fit in and to gain confidence and to fuel a party. But they are totally alien to glitzy, expensive brands like Jamesons and Red Labels and the Jack Daniels. To them, anything that can get them high is highly welcome. You will see them, allover River Road, crammed in the little Wines and spirits outlets buying off the cheapest brands in the shelf and also conducting some mini harambee to raise enough money forpay for the mzinga. On a very bad day, which is almost always, they will settle for a Kibao Vodka. Or Moonwalker. And stuff of that kind. But it’s not always a mzinga to them, sometimes they go for the little, half litre bottles. The aim here is to get wasted, and a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. A very small percentage of them smoke. And they are still strangers to the Shisha phenomenon.

PARTY SPOT

These ones club mostly in the CBD. From Club Sevens to Rumors to Wallet. River Road also is one of their main haunts. You will see them scattered all over the River Road streets, with their equally-struggling boyfriends, most of who are students in the same college, buying drinks and even taking it right from the convenience of the liquor store. They ain’t big on swanky, exquisite clubs. You won’t find them in Westlands, paying bills and filling up Aqua Blu. Or the Skyluxx Lounge.

They’re yet to get there. Or understand why people even go there. Given their very minimal finances,it would be suicidal for them to attempt to attend even a club in the league of Tribeka . Or Mojos. But they will show up at your local home pub and drunk it down. And then burn it.

 

EXPENSE

I have tackled this particular issue since I started. Refer to the points above…. She is NOT expensive. Repeat, SHE is NOT expensive.

All you need is yourself. And she’s good to go. Good one, right?

 

RATCHETNESS

If you combine all of the above qualities of the girl, you’ll realize that this one is quite the one as at as ratchetness is concerned. But unfortunately, that’s NOT the case. The Nairobi Aviation girl has no slightest hint of ratchetness in her. Owing to the fact that she’s a bit reserved, cannot afford that sort of madness and isn’t about that life, this girl will need a tutorial on ratchetness. She’s all cool an coy and collected. Teach her a few tricks though and she’s good to go. But as things currently stand, she’s the most silent girl in da club. You won’t even see her get up to get down to her favorite jam. She won’t be mobbing the DJ or cramming his little box. She won’t be bending over to nobody or nuthin and sure enough you won’t see her drown sixteen dry Vodka shots. No, she isn’t built like that. Not with the Ksh. 380 she has. Mbele na nyuma.